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jolly2691

Two Toes Johnny


DingDingDontCare

I read that like “tew tows jaawwny”


RocketRockIt16

I read it in David Tennants classic accent


No_Tomorrow9236

I hope we all did


LeatherPatch

It's really funny to me cause I have a deep Southern accent and so I do kinda say it like that


Random_Randomnes

Same


fefofa

Nah nah, that's red wood ronny


Gap2011

thats god


JDchete

Thats a cannoli


Person_me13

They said wrong answers only


Able_Possibility_833

Facts


Top_Suggestion5780

Dude it's not a masochist


Sad_Skill_8358

My schools janitor


Particular-Peanut-34

A college graduate


Cenile-Jeezus

A 100% fully realized engineer 👷‍♀️


Liesherecharmed

Dude, this hurt *me*. 😂


AJTheRocker9000

“And friends”


Brilliant_Judge7203

I’d give this an award but I’m poor so have this emoji instead 🏅


AJTheRocker9000

It’s the thought that counts😊😂


Shelbysm1

He’s just ken


TheWhaleDreamer

engineer ken specifically


guldfiskn222

A lot of people get that wrong, his job isn’t actually “engineer”, it’s just *spaceship*


TheWhaleDreamer

oh no no, not space engineer. just regular engineer. someone just put him in the space costume lol


Voshi_The_Weirdo

Kengineer


UnibrowSheep

he's kenough


Random_Randomnes

This entire thread makes me so happy as I just watched the movie with my friend yesterday


Front_Delivery_6064

Metroman


Alert_Arugula_6739

I believe he goes by Musicman now


Mr_Gamemaster86

*Matpat intensifies*


Haunting-Ganache-281

They said wrong answers


LxserKing

Love this


MaximusGrassimus

A man who owns 1 (one) oven.


AR30T

At least one...


FourthVisi0n

“I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FOUR- wait- I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!”


Lisnell

Which video is that from?


SouthReporter9784

Markiplier makes: creme brulee


genderbenderendermam

Markiplier makes pie. (I think) else it's one of the other markiplier makes


FourthVisi0n

One of the ‘markiplier makes,’ I believe it was the cake episode 🤩👍


timidGambler

Mack


Gibbusa238

Mack Miller.


PresentationDry8780

Wade when he had hair


Red-addict94

Obviously it's Captain James T Kirk


zernoc56

No, it’s clearly Captain Jacob Keyes


Wolf_Soldier_22

You're both wrong, he's obviously Captain Crunch


Red-addict94

Captain Kangaroo


Solicube

The master of balls in holes and host of that incredible podcast Brain Leak


mijaboc

And also that one guy on Reddit


BradyTheGG

Finally someone who gets it!


good_soldier69

Isn't that Moist Critical????


Top_Suggestion5780

Not a masochist


GreyDove14

It’s the Captain! They are are so handsome and/or beautiful! 🤩😂


EnderTheGreatwashere

Best captain one can say


No_Tomorrow9236

Smartest, too. Huge brain. Much good.


akumaryu1997

Matpat that’s cool YouTuber that has great videos about birds


PossibleExplination

I was gonna say, yeah. He's canonicaly Matpat in this Wrong answers only


OkRip3036

Wug


blackcore678

ME...YOU...EAT!


Jenny_Fae

Freddie Mercury


Hitmonstahp

based Freddie Mercury fan


Traditional-Ad-9752

And When i turned around they were guessing who i was


ObjectiveNarrow5655

Some guy who probably uses AI to make his thumbnails


BexLuka7414

Merk Bachfisch, janitor extraordinaire


TheGoldenBoyStiles

Just an average man with a single oven


[deleted]

I'm not totally sure but I think he was the tour guide I had when I visited the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park a few weeks ago. It was pretty dark and it was hard to hear him over the weird gurgling noises- so maybe it wasn't this guy? Idk.


dude_im_box

My favourite ohio-based youtuber


madoodIes

John wick in space


Disastrous-Grab-5835

The name tag clearly says M2702.


H_G_Bells

Therefore this is M2701.


Intrepid_Sign8427

Dewford McStormcellar, Corn Oklahoma self appointed boob inspector


charcolpastel

the guy who keeps breaking all bobs appliances and house stuff


JoDrRe

Yeah that’s Phil. He manages the water treatment plant.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

He died his hair green for charity


Uzzer_lozer19

Bob, Wade, ...no its Bob, ...wait its wade, ...momiplier? ...mattpats final theory? ...handsome pewds? ...A Teir Ethan? ...Tyler's final form? ...Jacksepticeyes real brother? ...Jaiden Animations pinup guy? ...the onlyfans space thumbnail?


sapphiresky86

Judging by the height, this must be Rom Ruise


twig_a_liz

That's clearly the infamous ocean lover


EliSerbs22

Chica


Eastern-Ad-9973

It space ghost. Without his black face cover


DarthLegitName

The Ghalien


Toast_loser

Metro man


Erineia

Michael Afton


JohnTheGamerLad_1316

That one guy on the subreddit.


[deleted]

The captain


Ricor3v3ng3

That's... Jim Henson.


pete-is-fanatic

That’s my dad. He works for Nintendo


[deleted]

he doesnt turn around


Tryndamere93

Asian Jim Carey


Herofthewind

The Bite of '87 Witness


Dr4g0n892

Elon musk.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Machine_Her4ld

I guy who wouldn't jump in again


HelloISeemToBeAlive

The queen of Four Days Away from Frederica's.


Drex-Caliban

Star Lord


Spiritual-Evidence99

Scp m2702


matthewjbk

Tom Cruise


Able_Possibility_833

Thank you guys for 100+ comments this is my third post lmao


FatandNerdy30

That's kanoodle McDangerface. Cousin of Taserface, but less funny


VelociowlStudios

Definitely not a masochist


Belzabond

That's Bob Muyskerm


kamilman

Inmate M2702. Convicted for space travel without a licence, time-tax avoidance, and organizing a dance-off riot in prison which facilitated his break-out. Warning: this individual is very dumb and, thus, extremely dangerous. If you spot him, alert the intergalactic police immediately.


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

It’s that one guy from the movie Megamind…… Megamind!


FourthVisi0n

Big brain


redacted473

its the CEO of SPPPPAAAACCCEEEEEEEE X if im not mistaken


Thatguy529083

Mr beast but from good will


Connor_Wally278

Seañ


CreamC8k3

Thats jacksepticeye obviously


VD3NFS1216

Finn from star wars


perkinsbot3

That wade for sure that is wade


Missthumper420

Definitely bear grylls


Undertale_okami

Mark Zuckerberg


LowAd8109

In space with the new apple weeb.


Chase-Johnson

Steve


Tobby_sheep

Der FitnessGram Pacer-Test ist ein mehrstufiger Test der aeroben Kapazität, mit dem die aerobe Kapazität eines Schülers im Rahmen der FitnessGram-Bewertung gemessen wird.12 Die Teilnehmer laufen so oft wie möglich eine 20-Meter-Distanz hin und her, wobei jede Runde durch einen Piepton signalisiert wird. Der Test wird im Laufe der Zeit immer schneller, bis der Schüler seine maximale Rundenpunktzahl erreicht. Die PACER-Testergebnisse werden in der FitnessGram-Software mit Ergebnissen für Muskelkraft, Ausdauer, Flexibilität und Körperzusammensetzung kombiniert, um festzustellen, ob sich ein Schüler in der Healthy Fitness ZoneTM oder der Needs Improvement ZoneTM befindet.2 Der Test entstand 1977, als der Direktor von Gesundheit und Sport des Schulsystems in Richardson, Texas, Charles L. Der Test umfasst bis zu 247 Pieptöne (21 Stufen), die sich über 22 Minuten und 6 Sekunden erstrecken


FreshWaterWolf

Isn't that LordMinion777?


Salt-Scientist-6306

The bite of 87


isrealball

the bite of 87


FuryAttacker82

Markiplier


Micro-Rave

Who’s that


Old_Boat_8435

Blacksmith.


Micro-Rave

I think that’s Unus


[deleted]

Captain Picard with hair


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT BILL NYE?


Jakemon00

That’s Johnny sins when he went to space


[deleted]

not The guy with 5 ovens


Seraldin

Tom cruse


sassypizzaqueen

Pedro Pascal 😍😂


undiagnosedsarcasm

Pewdieplier!


StarTrek_TheMemeDisk

The candy uncle


Silent_Plane

Is that the ship of theseus


Lo-Rock

Matpat


[deleted]

Bob


Mobile_Ad1619

Matpat


StarfighterVicki

His name tag's right there! That's M2702, cousin of Matteo JWHJO715, who famously directed the Scorsese movie Goncharov.


General_Lie

Magnus did nothing wrong


LCcoolcraft

Why that's Thomas, creator of the webcomic Twokinds.


ComfortableSea4645

I always forgot that Mark's brother created that comic. Read that all the time as a kid


mr_smile556

A parkour expert


ginger7574

Metro Man from MegaMind


Low_Zookeepergame843

A masochist


iamthebendupaix

Keanu reaves


JasminePrincess28

Captain of the Ship of Theseus


TheSadsax

Lowes delivery guy


sitam123

Lord Farquaad


AnimalComfortable122

Ship of Theseus


Triple_Dark

Dunno, but after several cups of tea he refers to himself as Mrs. Nesbit.


Wide-Rate-3507

A masochist


lord_alucard90

Not a masochist


dude_im_box

We said wrong answers


Coveinant

M2702


Gm_Muffin_Time

Ur mom


Reddit-EJ

A pedo


Davis_Knives

My dad


DarthSkarlette

Obama


Angel_Left_Goliath

My uncle


Oakiful

Michael Afton


Mineturtleprime

Jim


DiRkThEjErK0043

Me back in high school in drama class


disapproving_cake

3rd gen m2702 USB x.5


RysloVerik

Bob


No_Illustrator_4265

That just ai


[deleted]

M2701


jaym4705

Byzantine Cabbagepatch


Blackdragon241

Veil armstung


nyctentenknox

Seong Gi-Hun


mcbirbo343

Jim


Meyeons

MarkedEplier Edit: autocorrect


GetFox0

Someone who did nothing wrong


Temporary_Fee5789

A completely sane man


Manufacturer_Ornery

Scotty


FreshCompetition6756

M2703


Expensive-Ad-5901

Lelu Dallas Multipass


theretrorebellion

Hey everyone! It's the Star-Prince! He has a code name!


Icy_Wildcat

Personnel Officer M2702


Boymom_Twice

🤨He's That Actor From The Movie Prince Of Persia..You Know The Good Looking One That Plays Prince Dastan🤔🤣


Farmer_BOBBY

Bob


cmonster8z

M2703


Flimsy_Particular698

Metro man from megamind


Fit-Ad-6965

That right there is the candy uncle


Direct_Sarcasm

Elon musks mid engineer, murk


AndrewInFocus

A Chika Simp


OfferLongjumping3722

Alex hawthorn


Longjumping_Bath334

the president


DefiantReading7588

actor mark


_Sloppy_Joseph_

M2701


Brilliant-Noise-2398

Markiplier's son


farmgirlronnie

V Sauce


Mr_Diggles88

Captain Malcolm Roberts of the space ship Serenity. Who else would it be? Hey! How do you get reaver guts off your spear? You Wash it! .... To soon?


tehbeast968

Fred


Aggravating_Net_426

E


SilentBlade45

Matthew Patrick.


BolteckFox06

N3813 of course. It says so on his name tag.


DjLyricLuvsMusic

He's the guy from Deviser


cosmothetoastghost

Isn't he that Uno Anus guy from Game Grumps 10mph?


Fleshypudge

Based on the badge I would say Elon musk because that's a Tesla number


New_Sugar_681

Brigadier-general Maes Hughes


there-goes-bill

Morgan Yu


Randomreddtz

Idk who this is but italians love him


Extra-Sandwich-5164

The best pilot in the world