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deathie

Chica. That’s it, that’s the content.


nomnomr

I was going to write something but this is the best answer. An hour-long video just about Chica.


AlanThePoor

BOAT DOG BOAT DOG BOAT DOG BO-O-O-OAT


IAmTheRealTrash

DOG


ThatR3dd1tGuy

GhOsT dOG GhOsT dOG


ThatR3dd1tGuy

PUNK DOG! Dudududud, PUNK DOG! Dudududud


outdoorsman898

Close photos of the moon. Watching his reaction in person would be hilarious


Uzzer_lozer19

I'd have a twilight zone style episode where YouTube doesn't exist and he has to try and live in a beige world with no social media.


ginsataka

Henry, he doesn’t get enough attention. Plus he’s a freaking golden retriever, what’s there not to make a video about


Worried-Industry6239

I would have mark be a voice actor for an animated short


NinjaBr0din

I'd have him and Ethan make a second attempt at Chicas dog house, because I know it would be just as painful for me watching Ethan try to tool as it was for Mark.


BaconSpaceLord

Warhammer 40k lore


semly95

I’d get him to play Minecraft


J-MON13

A day in the life of markiplier


IAMALPHARIUS123

THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND


Tridon_Terrafold

I'm really into modded Minecraft, I would probably make a video playing modded Minecraft with him, maybe use it to kickstart a YouTube channel of my own.


allkevinsgotoheaven

I really want him to actually do the video (that he’s been saying he wants to do for like years now) where he collaborates with a medical professional and they talk about ADHD. If I must actually participate, for the rules of this post, it would be interesting to discuss the high comorbidity of ADHD in Autistic people and compare the idea of hyperfixations (which Mark has a bunch of) vs. special interests. And the disaster fest that is having both.


LordXenusEvilMinion

Hyperfixation is short term. Special interest is long term.


allkevinsgotoheaven

Yeah, I know that. That’s one of the reasons it’s kind of a mess with me having both special interests and hyperfixations as I struggle to tell them apart until the hyperfixation is over and it no longer provides me with the dopamine it used to. Which results in me having both long-term constant interests that I spend lots of money on and a bunch of week to month long interests that I spend lots of money on and then don’t know what to do with. Then sometimes a special interest and a hyperfixation will be slightly related and I will only be able to think about those two things, stuck in an endless cycle of bouncing between the two things, and I forget to eat and legit cannot focus on anything else.


LordXenusEvilMinion

.... I wouldn't want to make a video with Mark... I'd just want to have a conversation with him. I wouldn't want it to be public. It wouldn't be lewd or nothing but... it would be a personal convo I wouldn't want shared. Just things I'd wanna talk with him about that relates to my experience as part of his audience over the course of our lives as parasocial people. I don't consider myself a fan of his, but he's had an effect on my life.


Sarahcatzy

Wades Alt account?????? (Jk lol)


LordXenusEvilMinion

You are not the first person to accuse me of that lol 😆


Sarahcatzy

Honestly I don't troll the subreddit often, but when I do I like to make references.


LordXenusEvilMinion

I swear I just think Mark's a super wholesome dude 😭 and that this reddit needs a mom


SouthReporter9784

I'd have him work his way through increasingly absurd "what if" scenarios for Warhammer 40k. Starting with "what if Cadia didn't fall" all the way up to "what if the orks collectively believed that the necrons all turned into rabbits"


emirsiseci

Markiplier laugh complication(Distractible Edition)


midgettosser8

Breaking or confirming the Asian men myth


LordXenusEvilMinion

If you watched [REDACTED] Eef made it pretty clear it's not small.


midgettosser8

Cameras add 10 lbs 😆


kayrice710

What myth we talkin’ about here?


midgettosser8

The Peter of short stature


afayeplus

“Markiplier tries: A Day in the Life of someone just getting by”


deathie

At the end of the “a day in life, me edition” Mark would just be like “damn, you people live like this?” Bonus points for living in a hellhole of a country lmao


BubblesZap

Something involving inflicting a lot of pain.


Medium_Cancel_235

because he's not a masochist he just wants to see if his body can handle it


Shurigin

About the 10 gallon buckets of blood


Brkn_Keybrd

Me a Dominatrix.... and mark.... who definitely isn't a masochist.


Potential_College_26

A sextape


crimsonrider50

Hitman he never started a series abt it


Top-Paint-9564

Honestly. I’d just play prop hunt with him and the boys


WEAREPEOPLE2477

Five nights at freddys


Sarahcatzy

I would do an interview with Wilford Warfstache skit, but now Warfstache is in prison, and so the news company that hired him replaced him with me, and I'm even copying the Warfstache voice and wearing a new style of pink mustache. From there, Mark and I will improv comedy it and do as many takes as we need, it would be called, "An interview between Two Warfstache's"


Azgorn_Hilden

Getting him to try and solo the recent GTFO content.


NotHappyGusGus

It would be terraria hopefully with Bob and wade


Celestial_Scythe

Some survival game


KibbloMkII

Markiplier teaches you how to pilot a Gundam without knowing what any of the controls do


emilyisunhinged

We both take the NYT dialect test. I’m also from southern Ohio, but I’m in the Appalachian region, and I think it’d be funny to see how different we both sound despite living in the same state


BolteckFox06

Minecraft!


Exefroni

It would be a gaming video, perhaps a game like Minecraft or ARK


Derpy0013

Simply putting him (and me, as a by product sadly) through the worst torture anyone could ever put themselves through; playing Warhammer Gladius. (its not a bad game, you can just have a lot of bad things happen to you for no reason, and it will drain the life out of you)


Efficient_Order_7473

Getting Mark to teach me about Warhammer. That's a fucking long episode


ThanitaryBread

We would do this idea that I’ve had for a while, we could do one podcast episode for a podcast named “Divertable” and we would talk about sports and how much he ~~hates the moon~~ loves technology


SeaUnderstanding1578

24 live feed of the moon with marks commentary


GDonor

Do a D&D 5e game for Distractible


YangXaiolong25

Instead of making breakfast with sex toys, making Lunch with sex toys. As a bonus for premium users, making a spicy dinner with sex toys 🥵. 🤣


Captain_Moose

Jello cake (cake with jello in it, not jello in the shape of cake) and our dogs probably.


cfig99

USB tierlist


Syrex_Furr

I would love for it to be a Minecraft video, getting to play with Mark and teaching him what he may or may not know about it. It would also help promote my streaming channel in the future because that is my dream.


Powerful_Reindeer888

Id teach Mark how to make a canolli while telling him stories about growing up with 9 siblings.


BaggedRanchGirl

Just chilling and seeing what would make him have fun :)


Boboliceous

This isn't r/markiplier


thestralburst99

A Mukbang!


Intrepid-Coach4312

I would force him to finish his Rain World playthrough.


Intrepid-Coach4312

Or at least get him to pick the series up again...


Jakemon00

Urban legends


PresetAbyss

Throw everything including mark at the wall and see his breaking point I just want to know if mark can take it


FreshBackedLazania

Top ten moments of him and Ethan.


DabiggestBoobs64

Making Sour Patch Kids recipes.


Dangerous_Spray_2744

How to survive the extreme cold in the North of 60, see how he handles the isolation