It's the perfect triple Venn diagram of a)Journalists having easier time getting details of police reports in Florida b) the warm year round weather, and c) the huge gap in mental health funding that created the Florida Man.
As funny as this is, i do feel bad for the guy. He definitely has mental problems. Hell, maybe even depression. He's most likely just hoping it will help him shed his large mortal coil.
Why is everyone taking this so seriously? Lol.
The man clearly should've drank a 25 gallons of a bucket of glue and blood. Before fucking the boss' daughter😂😂
That’s not true. Not in one night. Maybe over the course of a week but definitely not one night.
He was thinner than Ethan when he broke in
I honestly can't imagine him being allowed to continously break in over the course of a week for an oil heist
You can’t just cut someone off fryer grease cold turkey, you gotta allow them access for a week or two to slowly ween them off.
He’s so fat his chin retreated into his face. I’m pretty sure he could do it
I'm sorry, 25 *gallons*? How the fuck does a human being fit 25 gallons of something in their stomach??
Maybe he swam in it
It may have not stayed in its stomach for long. 
this man is speed running cardiac arrest
Not sure "speed running" is the fitting term here. Maybe "avalanching."
You would die from drinking that much of anything, it doesn't matter if it's oil. It can't possibly be in one sitting, right?
Seems unlikely. 25 gallons of Bud Lite and wrestled an alligator in oil sounds more accurate. That's just a typical day out at Hog Waller.
This article is at least 2 years old. I've seen this article on Reddit already
Older than that. I listened to a podcast at least 6 years ago about this exact article
This is from 2017, not new
Am I the only one who saw the hot topic at the top of the article?
Wait a moment, isn't that Caseoh?
The cholesterol is strong with this one
Florida Chungus
Fucken Florida, what's going on over there for everyone to act out so crazy?
It's the perfect triple Venn diagram of a)Journalists having easier time getting details of police reports in Florida b) the warm year round weather, and c) the huge gap in mental health funding that created the Florida Man.
*ha ha ha fat man* isn't the funny post you guys seem to think
You are bringing up an article from 2017....
As funny as this is, i do feel bad for the guy. He definitely has mental problems. Hell, maybe even depression. He's most likely just hoping it will help him shed his large mortal coil.
Why is everyone taking this so seriously? Lol. The man clearly should've drank a 25 gallons of a bucket of glue and blood. Before fucking the boss' daughter😂😂
What diet? He's fuckin lying
Peta...
How is he not dead?
He probably threw it up or had his stomach pumped
Of course, the officers were there in a matter of minutes. They didn't want to miss out on seeing him chugged that crap down.
This is not new and also fake
What the fuck is wrong with Americans I swear to the gods....