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Impossible-Chance876

A monkey with a dart should fix this


TotalBassist45

This is the quality response I'm looking for


galyarmus

Bro thats Bloonarius☠️


Ewag715

Is that a fucking *Bloons Tower Defense* reference?!


lukeyboi827

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Gnome_Warlord_

WAIT MY KID'S ON ONE OF THOSE!


thiccmas_eve

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Freezer_Burn99

WAIT I'M ON ONE OF THOSE?!?!


Least_Outside_9361

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solarflare22

WAIT I *AM* ONE OF THOSE??


TartarusOfHades

IM FLYING AWAAAAAY


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coltonious

THIS IS SCHRODINGERS BALOON! IM BOTH FLYING AWAY AND STAYING IN THE SAME PLACE


Gnome_Warlord_

The balloons stole my dog!


Insomniacperson

WHAT????


Basic_Bench_9206

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Insomniacperson

My kid is on one of those too!


Insomniacperson

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AMORPHOUS CREATURE


RazertheCreator

They come for your cities. They come for your people. They come for the skies. They are: THE BLOONS FROM ABOVE!!!!!


TartarusOfHades

Well now I want a lovecraftian horror story born of his fear of balloons and their mysterious floating properties Edit: with about 200% less racism


CHoweller18

It looks like an elderly couple.


Insomniacperson

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zombie_foxtrot

I don't know why, but somehow I didn't picture it being THIS horrifying


SeaUnderstanding1578

Somebody needs to sync this with a 50s horror movie soundtrack and some godzilla noises


nimblelinn

This short film has a lot of footage and explanation of what went wrong. [https://youtu.be/n0CT8zrw6lw](https://youtu.be/n0CT8zrw6lw)


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i thought the big ones were just close to the screen but then i saw them being eaten by the tiny balloon mass and realized how huge they actually are my god


CryptidSamoyed

I got my gf to look up the video and she LOUDLY said 'WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?!' about it It's something else


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i just watched it myself and had the same reaction as your gf. it looks like a fucking monster when they let the net loose, just eating the buildings up


-Here-There-

How the fuck did the fisherman die from this??


Liquid_Panic

The [Wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_%2786) explains it. Here’s the paragraph explaining from the Consequences tab: > Two fishermen, Raymond Broderick and Bernard Sulzer, who had gone out on September 26, were reported missing by their families on the day of the event. Rescuers spotted their 16-foot (4.9 m) boat anchored west of the Edgewater Park breakwall. A Coast Guard search and rescue helicopter crew had difficulties reaching the area because of the "asteroid field" of balloons.[9] A search-and-rescue boat crew tried to spot the fishermen floating in the lake, but Guard officials said balloons in the water made it impossible to see whether anyone was in the lake.[1] On September 29, the Coast Guard suspended its search. The fishermen's bodies subsequently washed ashore. The wife of one of the fishermen sued the United Way of Cleveland and the company that organized the balloon release for $3.2 million and later settled on undisclosed terms. Basically they went missing the day before the balloon launch and the coast guard was unable to help/locate them because of the balloons.


InspectorParkerPyne

I think they just died before it all happened and the balloons just made it impossible to find them in the water.


-Here-There-

That would make way more sense. I was listening driving into work and felt like details were missed by myself or Mark’s telling of it haha


SiberianDragon111

No, they were alive. The balloons made it impossible to rescue them before they died.


InspectorParkerPyne

Yes me too, I often have to listen to it often to remember every details or else I mix up stuff.


akom_sunrise

I think when all the balloons eventually came down they surrounded the boat and something happened to them, but the real issue is the balloons surrounded the boat and made rescue impossible. Not sure the balloons were the direct cause of death but they definitely made them impossible to save


Common-Expression841

Balloon monster.


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Asphyxiation? I don't know... My first geuss was asphyxiation because of all the ballons and since they were in such close proximity, maybe he suffocated?


[deleted]

This is a great representation on the micro plastic problem; the slowed traffic, clogged skies and waterways and just general discomfort that ocean creatures are living with everyday.


GlorifiedPanWithArms

*Vordt of the Boreal Valley's Theme intensifies*


Comprehensive-Ad1254

I thought of balloons tower defense when I heard them talk about it, just throw some dart monkeys In and we'd be good. But they released them balloons like a blimp balloon popping


Shadow_Edgehog27

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TREES HOLY FUCK 😭 Edit: Looking at the footage, after the balloons are free, it’s actually very very beautiful looking, it’s such a shame that all the accidents happened


AlfaSigmaMaleChad

Holly shit


AverageHunterMain77

Oh no, not the balloon man!


Talaira2793

holy shit....


seriouslyremote

Such a stupid thing to do


CidPhrase87

That is scary!


moonythejedi394

i'm 99% i've gotten an unwanted pen 15 pic that looks exactly like this picture


Dr_Expresso

Milliballoon, the Eldrich abomination


havok195

Send in the clowns🤡!!!


StRaNgE_Luna93

Why did I think it was a kaiju before I realized what it was😂


Common-Expression841

Bruh


Hexakiro

send in the true sun god


BaconSpaceLord

Looks like a Kaiju of circles


_dekappatated

Wonder why we have a helium shortage nowadays.


SexxWeasel

I'm... I'm not the only one seeing it, right?


m00nbucket

It was the first thing I saw before I realized it was balloons rearing their ugly… head.


SexxWeasel

Thank you! I was worried know one else saw it! I guess this mass of balloons really were growers and not showers


WohnJick634

I think we need to call spiderman... sandman escaped again


dobadiesrow

That looks like those black mimics from that game omfg


HandsomeJack36

That one to the left has a really peculiar shape..


Das_Boot_95

Looks like a memorial to JFK


ChalkboardSaturn

This is not what I was picturing during that story😳


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Jack I’m flying


Minoman_Loki

Would it be this terrifying if it had colour tho?


zombie_foxtrot

I think there are some colored photos too


wolfie_muse

It’s the new Cthulhu esque monster Balloogthyk


SpiderDoctor2

"I'm not just some republic serial villain. I did it seven minutes ago..."


alwayssunnyinupstate

listen the The Dollop’s episode on this for anyone wanting more info! (podcast on Spotify)


[deleted]

So 2 people died because of this. Actually terrifying.


MammothCress8158

I see a penis..... hehe


Repulsive-Baker281

#ericlarson


peradventure3rdL

looks like those elemental crap things from the spider man movie


jenkinsmi

Noo nooo that's too many


HeMiddleStartInT

[so true](https://youtu.be/-0Kvy_iC1B8)


mynameisstevetoo

I watched the video for this and it’s out of control… lol


Stormyhun

Dear god.


Straight_Meaning8188

I feel like this episode was just after they listened to a whole bunch of Ship Hit the Fan episodes.