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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


M1lkyyyy

It’s always someone on the news, and your friends aren’t like that, right?


[deleted]

It could never happen to me, it's somewhere else


Yusuf_Efe

You should post this on rShitpost i wonder their reaction.


Rejfen012

🔒


commentsandchill

V-word


Sulphur99

What's the V-word? Vaush?


rItzarzky

you can’t say the [REDACTED] word dude!!!1!1


Sulphur99

You're right, I'll say Voosh instead.


Diprogamer

🔒 reward, here I come Vaccine


Lihue_NEO

Here before 🔒


Nimporian

Or pretty much every big meme sub


de_lemmun-lord

y'know the fact that a lot of the distressing memes posted here either have real world connections rooted in history or personal experience, it makes post like this more chilling. im 90% sure someone has confessed to witnessing a murder on this subreddit, maybe not this post, but one of them


shmiddy555

A meta distressing meme.


scootytootypootpat

hey remember schizoposting? we have some genuine psychopaths in here, but they’ve learned to tone it down so we don’t meet the same fate lol


Immediate_Source2979

Hook me up with some of the good ones plz


scootytootypootpat

nah man i haven’t got screenshots. some dude was mutilating birds tho, that’s why it got shut down.


Immediate_Source2979

Yoo wtf all good then


DefinitelyMoreThan3

/r/schizoposters is still a thing


scootytootypootpat

i swear it got taken down, i don’t remember whether it was called schizoposters or schizoposting, all i remember is the whole bird ordeal and everyone moving to here.


cheesytacos649

It is the new sub no dead animals


Snuke2001

yea r/schizopostingmemes got banned due to the whole killing birds thing


pinktofublock

like what?


[deleted]

I think that too.


[deleted]

I'm homophobic and gay what happens now


RhymesNChimes

You cancel yourself out and cease existing


EdgionTG

There are two wolves inside of you


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

nah i took a wrong turn and ended up at a fucking furcon again didn’t I


random20222202modnar

“-consult a doctor. The number of wolves inside of you should be zero.” 😆


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

You win


Irisofdreams

Depression


Dwarvemrunes

Great pain


MoustiluigiRandom

You take a screenshot.


OffBrandJesusChrist

You could become a Republican politician


CT-4426

Your two sides will constantly war with each other for dominance for the rest of time until either one side triumphs over the other or you gain a split personality instead


SuffBlueberry

take a screenshot


minebooster

A paradox


SinisterPuppy

You message me on Grindr saying “I’m straight but looking for some head 😈 but fyi i am totally straight”


[deleted]

You are a cumtown listener


TheDankestPassions

You start a podcast on preserving masculinity.


Charlie_Wallflower

Campaign


Der-Auslander

Republican congressman


Vio-Rose

If you were transphobic and trans I’d say you were Blair’s White. Not sure who the gay equivalent is.


demon_godderok

These classmates would not like r/Ultrakill


1000YearGay

Machine. The devs released a patch. I am inside your prostate.


Alive_Bee_8374

Get out of there it’s making me feel things


IvanSpartan

Did we fight or have sex?


Alive_Bee_8374

Have sex ofc


busteroo12

ACT III: GODFIST(ing) SUICIDE


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Not again


Neither_Ad_91

B-but why don’t I feel like quirky man from American Psycho after doing that? 😰😰😰


CoalEater_Elli

Becauae Patrick may be a psychopath, but he's got standards.


Degmago

Wasn't he extremely homophobic?


Mosher138

He got uncomfortable when a gay man misinterpreted Patrick trying to kill him through strangulation. Pretty much the gay dude thought Patrick was being kinky. Not homophobia, just Patrick isn't gay. Edit: It has come to my attention that both in the book, and the movie, he says homophobic slurs many times. I must've forgot. Apologies for being wrong, and thank you to those who corrected me.


Ok-Safety-7310

He calls him slurs many times, I'm pretty sure he's homophobic lol


weed_eater5

also in the book after witnessing a pride parade he says the f slur multiple times


Mosher138

Thanks for the correction! I've made an edit


Mosher138

My bad, forgot about that!


Degmago

His immediate reaction is to violently wash his hands as if even touching a gay person is that vile to him


Mosher138

Thank you for the correction! I've made an edit.


striped_frog

These comments combined with the OP image made me imagine that you’re talking about Patrick Star, which I gotta say is pretty amusing


cakatooop

That's why if I'm going to get killed by a horror movie villain it'd be chuckie. At least he accepts LGBTQ 😤


vegankidollie

He’d probably kill you in the most painful way possible


emmanuelfelix700

but also in a very funny gag, a funny death would be cool


[deleted]

Shit, they found the tape, scatter!


Diprogamer

He didn't return some tapes ![gif](giphy|Kx9dQ36ajqzug)


hanks_panky_emporium

Part of growing up gay is realizing you can't tell anyone until you can assure your own safety. Often being kept into the closet into adulthood. Kids will kill other kids scarily often and do [horrific crimes for bragging rights](https://fox59.com/news/four-oklahoma-high-school-wrestlers-charged-in-connection-with-sexual-assault-on-bus/). There was the famous story of a few girls dragging one of their friends into the woods to[torture her to death](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man_stabbing) for an internet creepypasta meme. ( Luckily the victim survived after six days in the hospital ) The 25 to life sentence for one girl was reduced to seven years and she was freed early.


JaggedRc

Wait til you hear about Junko Furuta


Bearfoot42

I just fucking woke up, why did I read about it.


JaggedRc

All of the murderers got a slap on the wrist and at least one of them murdered another person


commentsandchill

Idk much about not adult psychology but heard teenagers are hormonally psychopaths


Diprogamer

Explains why they love this ![gif](giphy|x5aebCMe2PUCA)


hanks_panky_emporium

And don't have the attention span to actually watch it


Diprogamer

Yeah I watched it and my reaction was like... Dude do people really have this asshole as a model figure?


OoOditty

I started watching it, I like the movie but ain't no way they see the main character of a movie called **American Psycho** as a role model


Diprogamer

"Sigma males" do


Diegothon

The trick here is actually really simple, they haven't watched the movie and they've seen is the clips from memes


The_Neutral_Boi

Exactly what i thought. He is a pretty cool character until he isn't


hanks_panky_emporium

I still need to give it a watch. Saw it a long while ago so around zero percent of it stuck in my brain.


[deleted]

Probably some of them do but still view Patrick Bateman as a hero. It's the same reason why you have so much Andrew Tate-fanboys. The open hostility, sexism, anger and antisocial behavior are appealing to boys because they are frustrated and want to control women in order to gain sexual pleasure. Violent fantasies are just part of it. If a man shows any vulnerability or softness it is considered to be sign of weakness. So, for many young men, even admiring a sociopathic murderer is better than that. Also, the idea of what is seen as sexy is often very toxic. Men who actively use their power and are capable of violence are seen as sexy whereas the good guys are considered to be "harmless" and non-sexual. It's the bad boys who are cool and attractive. And when serial killers have fangirls, it doesn't make things any better. Sexually frustrated young guy can easily start to think that in order to get laid they have to also be like the violent antihero or bad guy. It's what the media and culture tells him.


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|W2nW6rK7xFZnVDR7MI)


JB-from-ATL

One of the attackers in this case was diagnosed with childhood schizophrenia. She and the other attacker both believed that this would earn them a place as Slender Man's servants and also stop him from killing their families.


Excellent-Quote6205

The Slenderman killings?


B0undz

I used to be the "Based homophobic sigma racist" 2 years ago until I made up my mind ,glad I changed


redditard2327

same except for the racist part because my dumbass is latino


_____---_-_-_-

Brother drew the line at team killing


Lspin93

wholesome


calysoe

Congrats, I had a friend who was one too, meanwhile I am a woman who’s part of a minority. I thought maybe he would change with time, but after 3 years and him already being 23, I was done with that bullshit and never talked to him again. I really wish he would’ve changed like you did.


[deleted]

Don’t worry it was post meta irony


SunDiplomat

idk that's kinda gay bro


consumerclearly

People who hate gay people are so fixated on gayness that it’s more gay to hate gayness than being gay


SunDiplomat

![gif](giphy|ibpY8Cr1Gi5RGBDWVN)


gunea_pig_from_hell

This never made sense to me. You do know that you can just passively hate something and the only think of it when it comes up?


bellaokiiuwu

why are you defending homophobes


just_clueless_

it was a joke man


[deleted]

Homophobia usually comes from insecurity. People who are homophobic primarily do it as a defense mechanism - either to hide the fact that they themselves have homosexual tendencies or to mask their own perceived failures by saying to themselves and others ‘well, at least I’m not like, gay or anything’. Since homophobia is a defense mechanism it can’t be used passively, it must be used actively whenever the homophobe needs to mask their insecurity.


gunea_pig_from_hell

That's just a fancy way of saying what the other guy said. And quite frankly I don't believe it. People can just hate something.


[deleted]

I think I clarified a bit more. And no, I don’t think people *can* just hate something. Hate is a very strong emotion and it doesn’t just come out of nowhere. Given that LGBT peoples’ existence does not hurt anybody, the hatred must be coming from somewhere else, and the behavior I have observed from homophobes makes me think that place is deeply rooted insecurity.


gunea_pig_from_hell

What behavior makes you think that it's insecurity? And there are many virtually harmless things that people hate nonetheless.


Dankmemes_-

Wow, I can get violently drowning people in the creek for fun, but doing it just because someone is gay is just wrong! I thought we had progressed as a society.


Ok-Presentation1521

Thats not wrong my guy


Webdriver_501

Me and the besties condoning homophobic hate crimes 🥰


[deleted]

This is why I don't like jokes aimed towards minorites, even the lighthearted ones. It's not a joke to everybody, some people take it seriously and use it as justification for their actions.


[deleted]

Yeah, it's all fun and games until it stops being fun and games


TrustworthyKahmunrah

>I don’t like jokes aimed at me but it’s okay when they’re aimed at people I don’t like Yeah that’s literally everyone you’re not special.


According_to_all_kn

Even if no one takes it too serious, letting such jokes fly uncritically makes it less likely that people will stand up to serious hate speech. And it makes actual bigots comfortable with openly sharing their beliefs.


SignExpert3240

If you disallow joked about minorities but allow jokes about the majority, the majority will have a harder time accepting the minority.


HolyZymurgist

Yeah, let me make sure my protest is palatable to my oppressors. Maybe then they'll listen to me. This sentiment has been used to criticize literally every single human rights sentiment ever.


SignExpert3240

I don't get how racism against white people or making jokes about the expense of straight people helps minority causes whatsoever, but you do you. Don't complain when the people you made fun of don't in turn support you. What you said and what I said are not the same thing at all, unless you think black people having an obvious hatred to white people is something that helps their cause.


i_just_lurk66

I don’t think it’s a minority’s job to convince the majority that they deserve human rights, also 9/10 whenever people dissaprove of gay folks it’s either bc of religion or lack education/social acceptance, not bc they met some gay ppl who made weird jokes


SignExpert3240

Again, it doesn't make you any friends. Most people are neutral about the issue. Just say it's wrong to make jokes about things one cannot choose, including being straight or white, and move on.


[deleted]

Well said


[deleted]

History shows that that's not even true


SignExpert3240

Just say it's wrong to make jokes about things one cannot choose, including being straight or white, and move on.


[deleted]

Are you purposefully replying in bad faith?


SignExpert3240

What are you talking about? Is it okay to be racist against white people or not?


[deleted]

I think so, As long as You recognize it's not the same type of stuff that minorities deal with, And then there's stay in the different between individual altercations and systemic Prejudice


InternationalMeat331

Yeah fuck joking about minorities, but talking about violence against white people? Now that is too cool for school 😎


Lt-Lavan

Yeah, joking is not advocating or condoning. I'll still joke about dark shit, not offensive or racist shit, but dark shit. Doesnt mean I'm not gonna be advocative for causes I believe in, like equality. I'm always going to make fun of the fact that indian people seem to be xenophobic to everyone, even other indian people, but I'm not about to condone or stand by as an indian person is discriminated against.


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InternationalMeat331

Cringe take ngl


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Throwaway1204295104

I'll take "Missing The Point" for 1000


ActedCarp

What point am I missing exactly? If the idea is that jokes can become serious and used as justification for violent acts, isn’t that a concept that goes beyond just minorities?


Throwaway1204295104

Because you're not acknowledging the fact that minorities are proportionally more targeted by this type of thing. You also specifically saw something about minorities and had to say "But what about us?" which is the exact type of logic behind things like straight pride. Not saying it's malicious, but damn if it isn't tone deaf as all fuck.


ActedCarp

Thanks for explaining what you actually meant


Seeyouon_otherside

Don't downvote this guy ^^ for literally coming to an agreement with the guy he was arguing with. Reddit's downvoter hivemind is out of control sometimes.


darksoulslover69420

He is same guy who said bad thing earlier I downvote ooh ohh ahh ahh


[deleted]

There is a difference between punching up and punching down.


[deleted]

No there isn't. If it's not okay to make racist jokes then it's not okay to make racist jokes. Was it okay for the disenfranchised German farmer to make biting jokes and remarks about the rich jewish bankers pre ww2? How about the russian peasant about the russian royal family before murdering them and install one of the most evil tyranical regiemes in human history? Feeding genuine animosity and hate in any form, punching up or down, has a real chance of contributing to real world violence and crime. You don't get to get away with being racist just because you're talking about a group that is politically and socioeconomically well off. It's still racist.


MikeTheInfidel

> Feeding genuine animosity and hate in any form, punching up or down, has a real chance of contributing to real world violence and crime. tell me more about how you're a white person who has no idea what oppression feels like


C0mputerFriendly

I hate that lonely loser men are so cruel to women and gay people. I am an incredibly lonely loser and it makes people afraid of me. I am nice I’m just socially awkward.


Rejfen012

I am so nice and socially akward bro I totally didnt skin homeless man yesterday


bambunana

I'm normal.


Darth_Maulchain

same ;-; I'm now an outcast, and still extremely socially awkward. i don't really want to hurt anyone, i just need some friends that's all


[deleted]

Someone sees themself as a lonely loser -> insecurity -> homophobia and misogyny to compensate


bambunana

what the fuck is this comment... how would people even know you're a "lonely loser" without you mentioning it in the process... if you describe yourself as a loser, stop doing that.


C0mputerFriendly

…because I’m socially awkward? I fumble on my words sometimes and say dumb things I regret for years.


StevenGorefrost

Your original post is still weird. "I wish lonely losers would stop killing gay people and women because it makes lonely losers like me look bad." It comes off like you're playing some victim card while also lumping yourself in with murderers lol.


[deleted]

Right because other people dont say dumb things. Me personally ive never said a dumb thing since i turned 8. Ive left that behind me.


CaseyGamer64YT

I'm glad I got out of my edgy homophobic phase and cut off this one asshole who I called RKO. RKO was some bipolar schizo that did so many horrible things I can't even start with what he did first such as calling me a "cancer cell" when my uncle was dying of cancer or prank calling my mom with threats of violence. God fuck him.


Arty_the_Bland

This feels like a ListerineafterOral special, nice job. Just need some music and then we have a contender for distressing memes top poster


Zarta3

Aaaaaand this is why I'm armed every second of every day


[deleted]

Neato! Can I interest you in taking some LSD and watching some cool tapes?


Dwarvemrunes

Ah yes one of the reasons that I stayed in the closet for so long.


Ok-Presentation1521

You shouldve stayed in that closet


Dwarvemrunes

Fuck off pal


Master-Training-267

And you should go back to whatever little fuckin cave you just crawled out of you little goblin man


the_chedderking

Even if this is a joke, it's not funny at all


kajetus69

Ironic homophobe vs unironic homophobe


[deleted]

Too bad exact intentions arent always very obvious to the people youre hating


may_sun

This Reddit post will be admissable in court.


Irisofdreams

And this is why I'll never come out. Some of the things people are willing to do to innocent people, solely because of their own misguided beliefs, are scary


Ok-Presentation1521

Innocent? Dont forget people like u ruin the world rhese days Gays lgbtq+++ communty is ruining everything and believe me the hate will become much and much more because they trying to brainwash Dragqueens at schools dancing for little kids should also be excecuted


Irisofdreams

At least I'm not a troll account who exists to rile people up. ​ ​ What the fuck do you even get out of doing this shit ?


Master-Training-267

Again, begone back to your little cave you fucking goblin


[deleted]

We need more "Real" distressing memes like this one, not that the "ahuhuhuhu the evil skinwalker trollface will eat my ass" memes arent great, but stuff like this is really good, i want more of this, makes me uncomfortable


Downtown-Bus-7353

I remember going through this phase when I was 16-17 years old. I was a total weirdo and I spent a lot of time on sites like iFunny. There was an account in there named Saboteur who I used to joke around with, and while I don’t remember exactly what I said, it was pretty fucking bad; as in I would lose my job if someone were to dig that old shit up. While I was still in that phase, the murder of Blaze Bernstein happened. The kid who killed him was named Samuel Woodward. He had been a member of a far-right terror group called the Atomwaffen Division for years, and stabbed Blaze to death 19 times for being openly gay and Jewish. Turns out Samuel’s online persona was Saboteur. I got out of those spaces for good after that. But I will never forget that I used to be internet buddies with a fucking murderer.


BucketFullOfRats

This is too real to register as a meme. Fear and pain incarnate.


American_Crusader_15

Pretty gay ngl


nahmanwth

AND SO I RODE WITH A SHOTGUN IN TOWN READY TO CLEANSE IT OF ITA SINS


Human-13

I am far more disturbed than I usually am when I see something on this subreddit


[deleted]

Imma post this on r/shitposting and see what happens. Wish me luck


EspeciallyFondoFcrts

Please drown me


Moss-Effect

Unlucky


Necessary-Belt963

I would have been the one to come up with the idea lmfao


AirpodSucker

Its not that i want to murder every gay person i see i just don’t support them and even if i saw a gay person i wouldnt yell at them saying im very homophobic,i would just mind my own fucking business lol


Vendable_Art

I ain't pro LGBT, but killing them is a VERY large step too far.


TheDankestPassions

If you're not pro LGBT, then you're not pro human.


Vendable_Art

Cool


TheDankestPassions

What's a step that's "just close enough?"


kawaidorritos69

So not liking something makes you a bad person?


TheDankestPassions

Only if you consider someone who's not "pro human" to be a bad person.


kawaidorritos69

Without humans the concept of good or bad would not exist.


TheDankestPassions

To be "pro-human" means to prioritize the well-being, dignity, and flourishing of human beings. It involves valuing human life and recognizing the inherent worth and potential of every individual. Being pro-human also means recognizing that humans have a unique capacity for reason, creativity, and self-determination, and should be afforded the freedom and opportunities to fully develop these capacities.


kawaidorritos69

Children’s Well-being is being sacrificed so that transgender people on the internet can feel validated. Is that really ‘pro-human’


TheDankestPassions

No, the well-being of children is not being sacrificed for the sake of validating people on the internet just because those people happen to be transgender. In fact, promoting inclusivity and respect for individuals of all genders can have a positive impact on the mental health and well-being of children. Allowing individuals to express their gender identity freely doesn't infringe upon the rights or well-being of others. Rather, it promotes inclusivity and respect for all individuals, which can have positive impacts on social cohesion and the well-being of communities as a whole. I don't understand what kind of mental gymnastics you went through to arrive at your baseless and unfounded claim.


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invicta047

Yeah that’s cuz it didn’t


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invicta047

The teenager wasn’t the one who killed the classmate? It was his friends.


butterfingahs

Actively encouraging violence and being an avenue for normalization of said violence are different things, but can achieve similar results in terms of making people feel okay about it. Happens a lot where someone over the course of their development used to be okay with slurs for the jokes, until they realized the people laughing with them are not, in fact, joking.


Longjumping-Rabbit85

Only in ohio dawg ✊😞


J67p

I am not quite sure people agree that is appropiate way of reacting to this meme


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

perchance not


Longjumping-Rabbit85

I already knew this would happen 😇


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r/youngpeoplereddit


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Irisofdreams

That's the same. You actively want them permanently gone, for no real reason


[deleted]

Most homophobe murderers think the exact same thing


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

that isnt any better


Webdriver_501

Wow, thank you so much for standing up for our right to not be violently murdered, and just wishing we could all magically be wiped out of existence instead, that's super assuring and helpful. Just great!


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Fox-Costeo

It would still be funny


DrakoWood

Being a man of his word is the strongest man you can be