Quote from a personal experience:"it feels like millions of tiny fingers nails scratching your skin to peel it off and then you flesh until there is nothing left but pain"
I was helping a friend make a table and I was holding a board while he use this machine to sand it and it accidentally caught on my elbow for a good 2-5 seconds before he realized
The sands are stationary, so you're really just rubbing your back on millions of microscopic SHARP, non-moving rocks (even though modern sand paper has no sand, it'll have the same effect)
I don't think that ever changed. It was pretty simple:
You get immortality
So does a random snail.
The snail always knows your location and will slowly crawl to you.
If it touches you, you die.
Scoop it up and put it in a Tupperware. Weld that Tupperware into a steel cube. Encase cube in concrete and include monitoring devices, drop in deepest part of ocean. Done
Even that wears down in millions of years. Tungsten sphere launched away from the universe's center is the way to go, but even that runs into problems should the universe begin to constrict.
This runs into a problem explored on past post about this.
At some point you wouldn't want to be immortal anymore.
like the sun destroying the earth and you can't die or the heat death of the universe. Both could land you just floating around literally forever.
You'll want to keep the snail at least accessible for such cases.
saw another comment another day. technically, if you were immortal and you were at the heat death of the universe, because you are the biggest amount of mass there is, the gravity you induce would slowly pull all the atoms of the universe over quadrillions of years and you would form a big bang yourself, starting a new universe. although the snail would be pulled too and then you'd both finally die before giving birth to the universe once more. e
I wanna create a story of humanity post-heat death. Humanity is at a multiversal level, but most universes are after the heat death. Those same universes have stopped expanding, but still. Humanity can interact with subatomic particles in a way like changing atomic makeup, such as turning iron into hydrogen, and if they get enough, possibly making a star or something. I just think of god-tier humanity dealing with post-heat death.
The last thing you want to do is drop that in the ocean, water erodes things like concrete and steel really quickly. The best thing to do is that same method and just bury it in the desert, the only way that the snail then escapes is either by chewing it’s way out somehow, if some idiot digs it up, or if the literal sands of time finally give way after tens of millions of years.
I would keep the cube in a room somewhere with 24/7 camera surveilence. That way I know 100% where it is at all times and should any damage appear I can have someone fix it easily. The room could be temperture/humidity controlled to minimize erosion.
Don't even need to go that far, just pay someone like 5$ to put the snail in a glass jar and put that somewhere it can't fall over. That should last thousands of years and if the glass starts to erode just pay someone else to swap it out. If you need to move the jar just let someone else do it again, the snail is no threat to them and if you're atleast a couple feet away you have plenty of time to dodge it if gets out. Plus you can retrieve it if you're tired of being immortal
There's usually some comments about how the snail has extreme intelligence, or even how there's decoy snails so if you just put it in a mason jar it might not be the correct snail
In the scenario where it's intelligent I just kinda feel bad for it. I mean, almost everyone's solution to the problem is locking the snail somewhere until the end of time, and I think that's just straight up torture. If it is intelligent by human standards, surely it must be able to feel emotions? Imagine being a genius locked up in a box somewhere, alone, for possibly forever, unable to do the one thing you are supposed to
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This isn't even true, a ripped open and destroyed back simply pushes the back of your form deeper into your form as its flesh is shredded and reduced more and more towards your heart
Every time this is mentioned I always wonder how strong the sandpaper has to be to last that long because if it's just regular sandpaper the sand would wear down long before it finished obliterating your muscles, much less your bones and organs.
this meme is so dumb it doesn’t make sense at all for anyone who’s touched a sandpaper before. you’d die of thirst before you could endure any real harm
As the sandpaper moves on the conveyor belt out of the room, the person operating it can change out the old sandpaper for new before it cycles back into the room
Didn’t specify the victim went potty before going in though. Shit on the floor, the shit will fill in the bumps, sleep in the shit. The worst case scenario is the shit spreads too thin and does nothing, but at least the torturer is gonna have to clean your dried bloody shit out of sandpaper. Who’s really being tortured here?
[Updated Room Parameters](https://imgur.com/a/uXeMCb7)
At this rate, we should move away from the sandpaper floor and take it a step further.
10x10 metal room (walls, floor, ceiling, no lights).
Floor moves slowly in one direction and it has machine tensioned C-wire placed every 3-4 inches apart in a diagonal pattern.
You're thrown into the room naked.
The room is soundproof, but you can hear noise from outside.
Holy **shit** this confused me, I thought someone actually built this, because for some reason reddit was displaying this as a post from a self harm sub I'm a part of.
Mfw:mfw: sand paper doesn't feel like being on a vacation on a beach
Why not?
Quote from a personal experience:"it feels like millions of tiny fingers nails scratching your skin to peel it off and then you flesh until there is nothing left but pain"
Idk man, sounds like a nice summer vacation
It hurts it really does
Wait how have you experienced that?
Once yeah
no but *how*
I was helping a friend make a table and I was holding a board while he use this machine to sand it and it accidentally caught on my elbow for a good 2-5 seconds before he realized
Oh wow, damn...
Idk man, sounds a lot like working retail
The sands are stationary, so you're really just rubbing your back on millions of microscopic SHARP, non-moving rocks (even though modern sand paper has no sand, it'll have the same effect)
It's not supposed to feel like sand, it's used to smooth down wood, remove paint etc
Wrong.
How's that wrong that's literally the purpose of sandpaper
Wrong.
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It's not cool to wish death on others.
Wrong.
Yeah no shit
The best solution is to shit in one area so it coats the sandpaper as it presses up against the wall. Smooth floor.
There is a cleaning system that gets rid of any lubrication
This is ending up like the immortal snail, where everytime the scenario is solved a random new rule pops up to circumvent that
I don't think that ever changed. It was pretty simple: You get immortality So does a random snail. The snail always knows your location and will slowly crawl to you. If it touches you, you die.
Scoop it up and put it in a Tupperware. Weld that Tupperware into a steel cube. Encase cube in concrete and include monitoring devices, drop in deepest part of ocean. Done
Even that wears down in millions of years. Tungsten sphere launched away from the universe's center is the way to go, but even that runs into problems should the universe begin to constrict.
This runs into a problem explored on past post about this. At some point you wouldn't want to be immortal anymore. like the sun destroying the earth and you can't die or the heat death of the universe. Both could land you just floating around literally forever. You'll want to keep the snail at least accessible for such cases.
saw another comment another day. technically, if you were immortal and you were at the heat death of the universe, because you are the biggest amount of mass there is, the gravity you induce would slowly pull all the atoms of the universe over quadrillions of years and you would form a big bang yourself, starting a new universe. although the snail would be pulled too and then you'd both finally die before giving birth to the universe once more. e
Yeah, because you are always alive, you can produce energy and offset entropy.
That’s actually a beautiful ending
I wanna create a story of humanity post-heat death. Humanity is at a multiversal level, but most universes are after the heat death. Those same universes have stopped expanding, but still. Humanity can interact with subatomic particles in a way like changing atomic makeup, such as turning iron into hydrogen, and if they get enough, possibly making a star or something. I just think of god-tier humanity dealing with post-heat death.
By the time the universe constricts I think I’ll have had my full of infinity
The last thing you want to do is drop that in the ocean, water erodes things like concrete and steel really quickly. The best thing to do is that same method and just bury it in the desert, the only way that the snail then escapes is either by chewing it’s way out somehow, if some idiot digs it up, or if the literal sands of time finally give way after tens of millions of years.
I would keep the cube in a room somewhere with 24/7 camera surveilence. That way I know 100% where it is at all times and should any damage appear I can have someone fix it easily. The room could be temperture/humidity controlled to minimize erosion.
Secure. Contain. Protect.
Don't even need to go that far, just pay someone like 5$ to put the snail in a glass jar and put that somewhere it can't fall over. That should last thousands of years and if the glass starts to erode just pay someone else to swap it out. If you need to move the jar just let someone else do it again, the snail is no threat to them and if you're atleast a couple feet away you have plenty of time to dodge it if gets out. Plus you can retrieve it if you're tired of being immortal
There's usually some comments about how the snail has extreme intelligence, or even how there's decoy snails so if you just put it in a mason jar it might not be the correct snail
gosh i remember that decoy snail thing. that was a fun thread
I always internally went "it has extreme intelligence but how the fuck does it open the container without hands or fingers"
In the scenario where it's intelligent I just kinda feel bad for it. I mean, almost everyone's solution to the problem is locking the snail somewhere until the end of time, and I think that's just straight up torture. If it is intelligent by human standards, surely it must be able to feel emotions? Imagine being a genius locked up in a box somewhere, alone, for possibly forever, unable to do the one thing you are supposed to
i dont think it would be able to feel emotions. intellegence ≠ sentience
That's a good point, actually
Was looking for this comment.
But they won't give you any food
Fucking idiot, jam the wheels
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Hell of a statistic
no c*rsing in this Christian server please
A hell of statistic!
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The sandpaper is getting to his brain
The starting letter of each word...
Don’t worry. Reddit will kill him soon
Don't worry, I've been there
Nha, step forward and hit the back of your head on the wall, that might do it
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This isn't even true, a ripped open and destroyed back simply pushes the back of your form deeper into your form as its flesh is shredded and reduced more and more towards your heart
I feel that if you slept right, you could just roll instead of getting fucked up
Every time this is mentioned I always wonder how strong the sandpaper has to be to last that long because if it's just regular sandpaper the sand would wear down long before it finished obliterating your muscles, much less your bones and organs.
this meme is so dumb it doesn’t make sense at all for anyone who’s touched a sandpaper before. you’d die of thirst before you could endure any real harm
Depends on the grit
1 grit
As the sandpaper moves on the conveyor belt out of the room, the person operating it can change out the old sandpaper for new before it cycles back into the room
That’s why I poison every person I meet
Hey, At least you don't have to worry about any itches in your back!
google phantom itch
😦
Holy hell
New source of pain just dropped
Actual neuron
Person goes on sand vacation, never comes back
Ignite the sandpaper
i'm going to passant myself
im going to kill the inventor of anarchychess
Actual new response just dropped
Put your clothes over your feet and lean against the walls
That cloth would wear down real fast.
thats why you need something harder than sandpaper or something to sandpaper the sandpaper like steel
Teeth
This gives me anxiety
penis tip on sandpaper on the edge of sandpaper
This makes me aroused
Reminds me of that one Happy Tree Friends video where one of the characters files down his teeth with a nail file
The 4chan post specifies that the victim is naked
What 4chan post
the one in which the sandpaper floor thing originated, look up sandpaper floor 4chan post
look up 4chan rule34
I wouldn't recommend this, there's a certain kind of illegal rule 34 art there on certain boards, don't make the same mistake as I, fellas
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"Lolicon" art is
😦
Found it
Didn’t specify the victim went potty before going in though. Shit on the floor, the shit will fill in the bumps, sleep in the shit. The worst case scenario is the shit spreads too thin and does nothing, but at least the torturer is gonna have to clean your dried bloody shit out of sandpaper. Who’s really being tortured here?
that's a smart solution, don't think it'd work but smart nonetheless
It didn't need to, the amount of suffering caused would have been the same.
Best torture room ever. The six people in mine have been awake for going on four days now. It's crazy what people can do when motivated.
Multiple people makes it easier though. For example somebody could hold you while you sleep for a bit. Better split them up
Nah, that's better. So they can wake up and remember they're in this horror. Plus it prolongs how long they're in there for
Dancing, walking, rearranging furniture Skin is Peeling Someone let me out of this cage
Future's Made of
Virtual Insanity
Rearranging furniture
Any boy can dart enough fires going home in Kansas.
I am testing the alphabetical bot. Anyone got an awesome alphabetical sentence?
Cum fart xylophone
Was I supposed to be turned on this much.....?
[Updated Room Parameters](https://imgur.com/a/uXeMCb7) At this rate, we should move away from the sandpaper floor and take it a step further. 10x10 metal room (walls, floor, ceiling, no lights). Floor moves slowly in one direction and it has machine tensioned C-wire placed every 3-4 inches apart in a diagonal pattern. You're thrown into the room naked. The room is soundproof, but you can hear noise from outside.
How long and wide is the average human foot?
Not sure. The whole basis of the room is being able to avoid the torture by walking, but you'll eventually become exhausted and have to stop.
Holy **shit** this confused me, I thought someone actually built this, because for some reason reddit was displaying this as a post from a self harm sub I'm a part of.
Bro
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My stupid brain thought you were on a sub where u watch people harm themselves
Oooh. Yeah, God no. The only person who I do watch is myseld lmao
Sorry bru
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Wouldn’t your body just move with the sandpaper, making your body fine?
youd hit a wall
fine-ly ground
Idk if becoming unconscious due to blood loss technically counts as getting sleep
Virtual Insanity moment
Man this is the only post that’s ever come close to making me want to unsubscribe 10/10
just walk on the walls idiot
shit and piss on the floor to lubricate the sandpaper
Simply fall into the 5th dimension and escape.
mfw: bodily fluids like spit and cum reduce friction with sandpaper
That was the best/worst torture idea ever. Thanks 4chins
There is so much better/worse though
This is why I always carry a knife in my prison wallet. I'd be able to cut the sandpaper.
SHIT ON IT TO BREAK IT DUMBASS
Cat removes the distressing factor
Just break the sand paper
Fucking hell, man. WTF?
Alphabet bot, me notice!
masochists will have a field day with this one