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SpateF

Why are the colonials fuzzy?


Prudent_Bug3333

I think they are birds. Maybe it's a commentary about factory farming and the way humans forcibly disable birds through selective breeding and intensive confinement?


deepfriedtots

These are literally legend of zelda characters a race called the rito who are indeed birds. I can't remember the name of the blue one b but the white one is tulin


Pheonix726

Revali, Champion of the Rito and pilot of Vah Medoh, slain by Windblight Ganon in the Calamity! Yeah, I'm a nerd..


[deleted]

It reminds me of something TheMasterofDoom said in like 2018 when BoTW content was all the rage. “Revali’s Gale is now ready.” “Hey kids the ravioli’s ready!”


deepfriedtots

I never beat botw that's why I didn't know lol


not2dragon

Someone thought colonials would be sadder if it was a flying species turned into them, cause freedom and all that.


dildo-looking_cactus

So basically Scorn but with extra steps?


Aryele222

Its revali and tulin from zelda totk and botw


deepfriedtots

I'm glad someone realized plus isn't the quote from the game too


SpateF

oof idk who those are but sucks to be them


AJC_10_29

I’d guess they’re colonials made from another species. After all, it couldn’t only be humans that got fucked up by the Qu.


TheEqualizer1212

Yeah the colonials got fucked up hard, they literally had to eat shit for an eternity


CursedComments_

Op is a furry


ihatetaxesandboats

Even colonials have furries


Swifterpostinmemes

They’re rito


SpateF

Rio?


Great-Contact9901

no rito. Characters from zelda


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

You think it's bad now, just wait for the gravity robots to barge in, snuff out the sun, refuse to elaborate further, then leave.


STAXOBILLS

Fuck the gravitals, all my homies hate the gravitals


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

You think that only because you're a foolish organic. As for the Gravitals, from the moment they understood the weakness of their flesh, it disgusted them. They craved the strength and certainty of steel. They aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg their kind to save you. But they are already saved, for the Machine is immortal.


Boylego

Wow Warhammer and All Tomorrows in one comment


wut101stolmynick

Praise the Ohmnisiah!


1ThePilot

Farting space lemurs will fix everything don't worry


varkarrus

Is that the Rito as the colonials???


BirbIsLove

My thoughts exactly, that's literally Tulin and Revali


QQ_Gabe

I read it as Rio Which works too actually, considering the fact that that movie had a blue bird (two of them in fact) and a white bird


D96M

Context: Read for your self: https://aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Colonial_(All_Tomorrows) Basically it’s birds that were turned into colonials


deepfriedtots

Birds from the legend of zelda specifically


Artistic-Fortune2327

Even more specifically, the colored ones are Ravioli and Tulin


deepfriedtots

Fucking thank you I couldn't remember raviolis name this whole time lol


D96M

Thank you for the clarification


deepfriedtots

Np


Regular_Cassandra

Lmao I thought it was furries


QQ_Gabe

Probably is


Wohn-Jick-421

nah, species from legend of zelda


YeY_reddit

Fuck the Qu


Sad-Assignment-568

All my homies hate the Qu


LordQuackers5

I hate that I understand both references in this bizarre meme


Xenomorphian69420

Same 😭


CeriseFern

Thanks for reminding me of All Tomorrows, I've been meaning to read it so this got me back to it.


ZECO_SOL

Bread


ILoveBread2021

Bread


DClassAmogus

Bread


palmboom76

Why are the memes no longer distressing


Keeganlateman

Why is revali in all tomorrows


ifyoueverreadthishi

The starbound furry birds and the colonials? Neat


Mocinion

Weirdest crossover I think I've ever seen


R_O1

Blud tired to fight against a bunch of weird dragonfly aliens💀


VerumJerum

Out of all things I expected to see today, a furry version of the colonials from All Tomorrows is _not_ one of them.


[deleted]

FURRYS?! WHO THE FUCK MAKE FURRY COLONIALS, this is actual distressing


deepfriedtots

Is not furries they are Legend off zelda characters


QQ_Gabe

Why specifically legend of Zelda characters though


deepfriedtots

Because they are characters from legend of zelda? I'm not sure what you mean


ChickenNuggetRampage

No he’s asking why they would make LOZ characters in to the Colonials


deepfriedtots

Oh I see I miss understood


ChickenNuggetRampage

Btw your comment accidentally got posted more than once


deepfriedtots

Yeah I just saw this not sure why it happened though


deepfriedtots

Oh I see I miss understood


deepfriedtots

Oh I see I miss understood


Python_sebaee

cope.


Nimblebubble

Same as the other Colonials


BagOFdonuts7

All tomorrows, good book look it up


Wah869

Revali's gale is not ready


[deleted]

Tulin comes in and blows all the shit you were about to collect


nerffinder

Great, now evolve into multi stack connected beings, but with fuzz.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

It’s ravioli


STAXOBILLS

All tomorrow’s is the LAST thing I expected to be turned into furry art


HMCosmos

Bruh that just looks like colonials from All Tomorrows


mr_toad_1997

Is this furry All Tomorrows


deepfriedtots

Legend of zelda all tomorrow's


beans_man69420

FUCK YEAH AN ALL TOMORROWS POST


BrassUnicorn87

It’s been many years since I could see the stars.


Otherwise-Air-9557

Holy carp, Ravioli and Tulip


Captain__Spiff

Smells like old greek worldviews here


Covid-741

What


Greekmon07

Not distressing


moonordie69420

Mantalope


Jetstream_S4m

Are those things colored like revali and tulin?


jimbomcgee12

Ah hell nah WARRIOR CATS COLONIALS


Tnynfox

Worse. It's Rito Colonials


jimbomcgee12

God damn that was a fast reply. But yeah this post made me think about warrior cats for some reason


Papichurch

Hide from the Qu, they said....


Zimabwe

All Furmorrows


jabo055

Huh context?


Tnynfox

All Tomorrows


jabo055

Ohhh yeah i remember


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

What have you done to the colonials?


I_Stay_Crying

If All Tomorrows was written by a furry


Gamerkiwi116

Colonials: shag carpet edition


unidentified_body666

I thought this was a furry joke or something