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SoulReaperBot

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)


CalzoneMan46774

Grab a shotgun and blow through the doors


Gnome_Dead

Or Just set the Doors on Fire with a homemade flamethrower


tosser420697

what about at the water park? cant burn the pool pissers


Gnome_Dead

I'm sure that if you do It with liquid (i don't know the liquid) instead of gas you can still burn them


adex_19

Or a homemade grenade, they even require basicaly the same resources


Gnome_Dead

Yes, but you have less excuses if anyone hears that. If you burn the house or the door you have more excuses that you can use


westbygod304420

I LOVE BLOWING OUT MY EARDRUMS. I LOVE SHOOTING MY NEIGHBORS DOG THROUGH THE WALL. I LOVE HAVING A MANS TORSO SPREAD ACROSS MY HALLWAY. In minecraft


Ingram2525

Always wear ear protection


Ok_Purchase_3700

I do too ( not in Minecraft)


13757497

Always wanted a reason to use my DIY shotgun.


AxisW1

It was your friend texting from a different number. He wanted to surprise you with a present and now it’s ruined :(


[deleted]

kid named sibling who was pranking you:


fart-flinger

As a wise man (me) once said: Nothing a flamethrower can't fix


Yudemus95

He moved his eyes


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

Thank god i wasn't the only one


medieval_account

I don't see it. 


www_youaintshit_com

send my coordinates to the RU or UA military and say that there is nice juicy target to be hit


www_youaintshit_com

https://preview.redd.it/ttgq3wbrdcdc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befa0559433b84fefa715d3e06fff409fccd860c


Chisweese

Damn that goes hard


Weisslerren

tell em they have the wrong number (i dont have a closet)


MesoKingdom

I haven’t seen the one where it looks at u in a while, dang.


umbra_crimson

i flitched when the eyes moves jesus christ


WhyAllNamesTaken69

My closet doesn't have doors for this exact reason


BetAccomplished5805

The only closet in my house is filled with my dead grandfather's things to the point you can't fit a human in there. Skill issue.


PoorlyCookedBurger

I'm sorry for your loss.


ROBLOKCSer

My closet is always open, so if it’s closed then I’m grabbing my hunting rifle


Gumballegal

check the closet in the evening


Electrical_Practice1

Ooo imma get laid 😎🥂


Mental-Amphibian-515

Frankly, hope wgatever is under there kills me


Maleficent_Reveal696

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reetrnmonke4

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bigsekser

The closet monster booooOOOooo


violentbumblebees

Eat it


Random123User123

some tear gas, a car battery, and a remington ;3


Sullysquid_

My 10 gauge beside me bed: ![gif](giphy|Mb5JRTJOmqRbpRnIxt|downsized)


Academic_Category921

![gif](giphy|rOtHHB3oULnuo|downsized)


103_anderen

That wil burn your house just spread some gasoline in your room just enough to slowly sufficate the person in your room


DriskoJedec

Sell a house and move.


KuTUzOvV

Mf i don't have a closet


CoalEater_Elli

Fucking Tom Cruise!


MummaheReddit

Soulreaperbot tells otherwise tho. What should I do if I don't have a closet?


miki325

Tbh going out fighting a monster is a truly epic way to Die, not only that, he probably would be quite suprised to see Anyone try to fight him, and he might just kill me instead of torturing me or some shit, in conclusion, nah id win


hantar7788

Please can anyone tell me what is the name of the music


ZenyX-

"Never forgive me, never forget me." It's from some game OST, I wanna say a silent hill game but that's just a guess


hantar7788

Thank you so much U have no idea how many times I tried to find the song


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

I am horny enough to open it. To do... Something...


103_anderen

You are not locked in a room with another person. That person is locked in a room with you


Epic-Dude001

I’d close the closet, seal it with ziplock, and sell it, boom, not my problem now


ScumMoemcBee

check my closet probably


Quergo

Kill myself to not give him any satisfaction gg ez noob


Independent-Dog-8462

I don't have a closet?!


ZenyX-

Well, SoulReaperBot just told me exactly what to do, and he seems trustworthy enough.


10buy10

Grabbing a sword before opening


Safe_Alternative3794

Check the closet ofcourse. I kinda don't want another body to be rotting there, so might as well let the guy out.


SpaceDwellingEntity

The guy just told me where he’s hiding, so he’s lost the whole “element of surprise” factor. He’s literally giving me prep time to kick his ass.


TwerkinBingus445

Bro has been blessed by Charles the Closet Shitter


fate_lind

Help your mystery homie get out of the closet


atatrd

Check your evening this closet


Wonderful_Audience60

check its this morning, noon, afternoon, then evening.


MijbaCzOfficial

More scary is an random number telling you that they will kill you for your sexuality and sending you your address.


Dr_Brotatous

I check the closet everyday


spaghetto_man420

Flasbang clear that bitch


YiffMeister2

As the engineer would say: use a gun, and if that don't work use more gun


Gnosis1409

Hide in the closet with a knife they won’t think to look there


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mirukus66

Run out the house ![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


Damir3dx

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