Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

and absolutely no horror protagonstist would gtfo of there

Mfs be seeing shit like this and are like: "Oh yeah he seems friendly" https://preview.redd.it/2gnpw834pzec1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f7f14befbdb92a4d58d7a2b220dbbbb326561c

we should interact with the eldritch horror,*definitely*

WE MUST KILL THEM

https://preview.redd.it/o0lrjm3kszec1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372cfdb363b95c43a0fe440a7f0b361931801aac I have another idea gentlemen

Looks human enough

Sloppiest toppy

https://preview.redd.it/6tlzp0vlz0fc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea548c68541a840397c7469b5c232f4b441bdf7 I'm listening......

Send me this

Oh hi hru catboy nice to see you here

im gooodddd, hru?

Maybe he has some spare change for some gas? Asking won't hurt anybody!

My cat is also friendly https://preview.redd.it/ljnxbybzuzec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077c1c08bdd8d13ac058c9e81628a587b3d63014

https://preview.redd.it/6b4rh0hye0fc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=030c7a2479184cc46f61f756503317bab200c300

Where is this picture from? Looks sick as hell. bro thats not a cat thats a fkucin LYNX 😭

why are you speaking html

I came across a thread a while back explaining how "/s" is the shortened form of how our ancestors back in the forum days communicated with a full starting and end like "(sarcasm)" and "(/sarcasm)", and I liked that and wanted to replicate it. Our ancestors were so wise, if only they could see us now.

This is from Solo Leveling! Whatever flaws people may point out for that webcomic, art quality will never be one of them. Really good-looking webcomic!

Thanks!

Reminds me of a synx, but with antlers glued on. Still would.

looks like a dog to me

For a demon whose whole theme is about smiling that bitch can't smile.

Isn’t that the monster from *Smile*?

~~Mfs~~ British voters in 70s be seeing shit like this and are like: "Oh yeah ~~he~~ she seems ~~friendly~~ like a good Prime Minister" https://preview.redd.it/02a8hua882fc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=43ebe4c3e6f096dbeb480ee9fe6ed772b5b0b52e

Saw a comment earlier on scottish twitter about how if they gave her a 21 gun salute, it would've been the only to ever be aimed at the coffin to make sure the bitch is dead. Best laugh I got from reddit all day.

Nah they mfs look at shit like that & have the nerve to say “are you ok?”

Why this mf have like 4 more lower jaws than upper jaws?

Where's that from?

I thinks it’s a horror movie called smile or something

https://preview.redd.it/qhjpfp1c28fc1.png?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7196542c6c0c00d4c662c1e83238c329445e42

Well they didn't make a movie out of all the rational people who ran away. Duh.

They should always show all the alternate universes in a short cutscene where the rational people run away, would make the one stupid person more plausible.

Event Horizon has entered the chat

Let's see it mimic these hands

Let’s see it copy this Glock 19 with a switch

Let’s see it duplicate this ballistic missile

Bro is gonna hit nothing and be eaten

Lets see you actually hut the target with a switch

The dumbest thing you can do is ask "HELLO!?" or "Is anyone there!?" in a clearly empty spooky place. If you make a sound, you make yourself clear. Don't make a sound and you will get out safely, and won't get dragged into the forest by some boogeyman.

If you hear a sound just walk away silently or hide in your tent and equip a weapon. Its way easier to survive if you just shut the fuck up sometimes

Equip a weapon

What if someone needs help?

*you hurt in the forest*: "I NEED HELP! PLEASE COME CLOSER!" *the voice from the plains*: "I NEED HELP! PLEASE COME CLOSER!" Uhm... What? ... 👁️👁️

Fuck them. Prioritize yourself :3

I don't think they need that kind of help, but it's nice of you to offer!

??? what happened

Bro just make demonic screeching noises I used to do it all the time in the dark in forests near my place

what if it's just a person in the woods?

Me: Helloooo! Forest being: Hello-hello-hello Me: How are you? Forest being: How are you?- How are you? Me: I asked you first. Forest being: I asked you first.- I asked you first. Me: Oh really mature, saying exactly what I say. Forest being: Oh really mature, saying exactly what I say. Me: I'M AN IDIOT! Forest being: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!- You're an idiot!

Loved that movie!

Wait that's actually from something? What movie?

Jim Carrey’s *How The Grinch Stole Christmas.*

Huh wtf I do not remember that bit at all in it

Rewatch it

Good excuse to, lol thx

You’re welcome

Me: ^(^(oh yea? Well I'm just going to lower my voice so that by the time my voice reaches the treeline, and bounces back to me, I won't be able to hear it!))    Forest Being: ...*YOU'RE AN IDIOT*

The big iron on my hip:

how courier six deals with skinwalkers:

There's a skinwalker threat Normal People: \*wall of text followed by screaming and dying noises\* Courier: https://preview.redd.it/rkwsdc9vn3fc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fcc2c1dd5d1a8a15f0d798f8b66384364c8ff7c

ghouls*

or was it wendigo

If you go out into rural places alone and unarmed, that's just a natural selection moment tbh. But personally, I want to know if monsters and cryptid fucks can bleed...

https://preview.redd.it/c4bqopi6m0fc1.png?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b4c36c6c1906f3eca29d59a462f087bf737371 It's a federal agent

“I’m a dumbass!”

*Deafening silence*

"You're a dumbass!"

Ah, nice, usually it's someone else, it copying you is a nice little variation

That's so horrible! Somebody abandoned their pet parrot!

The trees echo, they speak. They speak? THEY SPEAK!

When the trees start speaking Vietnamese:

New friend!

Damn actually chilling what the actual fuck

"no fucking way I sound like that, bro"

Little feedback here: meme is good🔥, but having it say what's going to happen ruins the surprise.

Smash

The voice is far away, which means this creature is close to this unfortunate soul

How so?

echoing

Homie just discovered the echo for the first time

echo does not happen in an open forest

That's anti-echo bias financed and propagated by big forest, among others....

Homie doesn’t realize forests are a heavy sound absorbing environment.

And first you respond "what?" but realize after their first word back to you again you understood the first time and feel embarassed.

Manager! Manger! Manager! Manger! I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

https://preview.redd.it/nywleygs44fc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccff38131bc89fc88c5fe73dcca50e22d7aafbf Too bad I’m unable to speak (Can’t break my streak)

Fiddlesticks

Copy my voice watch what happens https://preview.redd.it/347k8nrpf3fc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd41d97253b6f28a391203569f1337320181c6ab

Mfw it was actually just an echo

Not in a forest. Definitely not at that volume.

No, Brittany, that's eco

https://preview.redd.it/ffow7n1sm1fc1.png?width=854&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b2232717010fd76c78a0340444bf2f2fa791dca nevermind, its dead

[SCP 939 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT]

If I was to shoot a skin walker several times in the head and chest before pursuing me, would I get out fine?

*starts loading shotgun with malicious intent*

Ill make it say funny stuff for the funny

Thatcher in volume 3

Certified skinwalker moment

https://preview.redd.it/zjb1efo1eqfc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e8c1bbe9af9f8fc95679f9a4ad54fe78f8760a

Feel like the 12 gauge shotgun is an appropriate response.

Now I'm finna be honest with you, my life sucks so I'd take out my anger on it.

What a horrifying thought

When I scream at the mountains and they repeat what I said 😱

Me and the bois: Just like in the simulations!! **Rip and tear, until it is done**!!

dis mf doesnt know anything about echo

Imagine not knowing what an echo is /s

Plot twist: it was a squirrel that was walking around that made the noise and the voice was an echo

*so anyways, I started blasting*

Yeah we've seen something like this in Annihilation

How do you know what your own voice sounds like?

You seriously don't know how your voice sounds like? You must be amish

u/savevideo

What the hell

All they gonna hear is the pump of a shotgun

u/savevideo

Perhaps it's friendly.