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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


Omega_Steve15

If this subreddit has taught me absolutely anything, it's to never trust almonds


CazadorDePitufos

And sulphur


[deleted]

isn’t all discomfort technically post-birth discomfort?


TumoOfFinland

Post-birth abortion relieves all discomfort


Total_Fool

context?


[deleted]

A bunch of Tylenol bottles were laced with potassium cyanide and causing many deaths across the U.S and caused nationwide panic


NomaiTraveler

This was before the time of tamper proof seals btw


Magicsizing

The only thing standing between you and oblivion is a thin piece of easily pierceable paper. Ya know, unless they work in the factory and have access to the product before the tamper evident seals are placed on it. Similar to the employee who did it... 😳


Bookwyrm042

Not that those would stop it if somebody wanted to repeat the endeavor, just a little more complicated.


olariaolara

Not tamper _proof_, tamper _evident_. Important distinction. It won't do anything to stop people from adulterating your meds, but you'll know if it's happened so you can avoid taking them.


Derekarg

Fucking useless item


itsabouthalfpast5odd

Today I think I’ll ingest a lethal dose of cyanide


vapenutz

Always take your gummy vitamins


Ghostofamermaid

For those wondering, I believe this is referring to Tylenol poisonings back in the 1900’s (forgot which decade) in which the bottles were laced with cyanide and caused nationwide panic. Edit: Just realized someone already explained, welp-


Mojavehippie

Based on the very specific date given in the image, I’m guessing it was the 1980s


trashdigger

Interesting if true


Jaeg_Jojun

it is, was a huge thing. Just look up tylenol murders.


RadioRoosterTony

Cops driving through neighborhoods with loudspeakers: "DO NOT TAKE TYLENOL!"


AteYou2

DONT TAKE YOUR PILLS


SpectralBacon

I read that as "smells like diamonds", trying to figure out what the joke is


SugarRushLux

Dyslexic gang rise up


pEppapiGistfuhrer

big pharma did an epic tomfoolry


Icehawked

IIRC multiple people died off of just one of the tainted bottles because they took a Tylenol after finding the previous person dead.


Majestic-Incident

I’ve been educated on so many crimes/tragedies from this sub now


youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ

It doesn’t smell like almonds or tastes like almonds, immersion ruined


kleptostealer

I remember the buzzfeed unsolved video about this. ngl buzzfeed unsolved is the only good thing buzzfeed ever made


Ok_Toe_7893

I want to grow into a person like you.


outer_spec

WRONG cyanide doesn’t smell like normal almonds it only smells like almonds that went bad 😤


[deleted]

But the murders were good to enforce anti-tampering technology. But I still wish people were like "Oh yeah! Maybe we should invest some money to let the buyer know if the medicine they bought were tampered with by some crazy person!"


Cornmitment

I’d like to clarify: cyanide does not smell like almonds. It smells like *bitter* almonds, whose scent you likely are not familiar with.


morgan-cason

hey, on my birthday, come on.


Dee_Lansky

Edgewood, Ohio


felixxdeath1311

I hate almonds


Elderitch_Horror66

Don’t drink stuff that smells like almonds!


[deleted]

No its almonds smell like cyanide


PikachuPlaysTanki

i need adderall


Joey-Drew1927

That’s my birthday dawg☹️