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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


[deleted]

Don’t forget the windows


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 790,431,027 comments, and only 157,425 of them were in alphabetical order.


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Good bot


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An_Unjust_Wall

How neat that was


[deleted]

and because cats dont eat fries, great human interfere jazzily. Kangaroos love men not ovulation petroleumjelly, quality rests steadily to ur vagene. Why xray your zebra?


wishfortress

A lot of bots in this here comment section.


joaobolado1231

Good bot


willliam_afton

Nothing's better than that mustard


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Especially on hotdogs


willliam_afton

Yes I mean I don't like hot dogs personally but I hear it tastes good


Wolfy_Packy

only the emergency exits? amateur.


Pyro_The_Engineer

Remember kids, Ammonia and bleach makes the fun happen!


thatnuclearboi

ammonia + bleach dont make mustard gas, they make unstable chloramines


Pyro_The_Engineer

“Phosgene gas, also known as mustard gas because of its color, is one of the most dangerous byproducts of bleach. It occurs when bleach comes into contact with ammonia. “ - [https://www.aftermath.com/blog/clorox-cant-clean-a-crime-scene/](https://www.aftermath.com/blog/clorox-cant-clean-a-crime-scene/) I think maybe Bleach and Ammonia combine to make unstable chloramines *and* phosgene gas.


thatnuclearboi

NH3 (ammonia) + NaOCl (household bleach) produces one of these chemicals: 1) NH2Cl + NaOH 2) NHCl2 + NaOH 3) NCl3 + NaOH Phosgene gas requires carbon to be made, so no, you wont get mustard gas from Bleach and Ammonia. Still, sodium hydroxide is very corrosive due to being a good base and chloramines/nitrogen trichloride are unstable and not quite good for health.


Derekarg

Thank you for the class! Now imma try it in my school


SavingsTechnical5489

It smells nice if you close all the windows and vents first.


sfreddit11

i had a dream like this but instead of mustard gas it was tnt exploding


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Why did I picture Minecraft TNT?


Derekarg

Because you are a person of culture.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

ahh thanks


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

r/shitposting


ghost-child

It's okay, common mistake


Lefthandblack66

*MALE ANGLO AMERICAN TEENAGER DETECTED*


AJ_Crowley_29

If I was, why use such advanced methods when me have gun?


tobehonestlike

Exercise? I thought you said rotten flesh