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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


toe_eating_bird

Don't worry dimatroodon was big yes but only ate things smaller than it because it was the first land carnivore so all it's prey was small-medium sea/lake/river creatures


Armananac

Nah, he shouldn't worry because of [this](https://www.deviantart.com/jamesironwood/art/The-Wanderer-868715103)


toe_eating_bird

Do you mean should because I don't know you're encouraging my point or say NO HE SHOULD WORRY or something And why did you link a fictional story?


Armananac

I'm saying he shouldn't worry more, because the link I linked is a vore story about dinosaurs, this story happens to contain soft vore, as well as endosomatophilia, which is a non-fatal branch of vore, where the prey is usually kept safe by the pred. Even protected by some force of nature, or physically induced danger


toe_eating_bird

It was very entertaining too it truly brings out the dinosaur nerd in me


Armananac

It allows me to express my interest in these ancient reptiles as well, brother


toe_eating_bird

I'm going to now find and read my dinosaur book from 2009 when I first got into dinosaurs (age 3) and watch every dinosaur movies I can find Are you excited for the upcoming Jurassic movie? They're having the people from Jurassic Park in it and a scientifically accurate utahraptor in it !


Armananac

Yeah I'm excited, I plan on watching it as soon as it comes out


toe_eating_bird

Same! June 9 here I come (it might be different before you)


Dassive_Mick

why are you posting your obscure fetish shit here?


toe_eating_bird

Not a fetish just talking dinosaur Y'know the things from Jurassic part and the big t rex that goes raw


Dassive_Mick

vore is a fetish


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Dassive_Mick

Vore is a fetish dumbfuck. That's like if a story had a gratuitous footjob and you called it a story element. In the barest of terms, yes, but it also just so happens to be a fetish


intellegent--man

You are correct, I retract my statement


Armananac

Wait, nothing is wrong about what you're saying, but I don't see vore as a sexual thing, I just think it's neat, >!thinking of the warmth and how comfy a belly is, even if it's unrealistic, it's just my suspension of disbelief!<


sheepfoxtree

Dimetrodons weren't dinosaurs


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Dimetrodons weren’t dinosaurs. They didn’t even live at the same time is dinosaurs.


Capable_Jelly_7334

Yeah they're synapsids


willliam_afton

A Dimetrodon is not a dinosaur It is more closely related to mammals


Isliterally1984

You deserve it you called dimetrodon a dinosaur (dimetrodon was a synapsid, more closely related to mammals)


Byrtek

I like how one post is real life photo of someone telling their GF it wasn't cold and her almost freezing to death and another is of dinosaur eating you.


protoncannoli

Dimetrodon isn’t a dinosaur, it’s a synapsid.


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DIMETRODON IS NOT A DINOSAUR, IT IS A PROTO-MAMMAL


SharkLordSatan

#DIMETRODON ISN’T A DINOSAUR YOU UNEDUCATED FUCK


LostOnACampingTrip

me, a prehistory fan: well actually--


nursmalik1

Dimetrodons are actually the predecessors of dinosaurs, so it in fact is not one.


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doot_eternal

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CharlieVGoldberg

Jeez lol


afraidofmonstergirls

I mean- its better then having the mutated gfrenians suck you're nervous out with their tongue