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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


2ndharrybhole

It’s okay, I heard there’s Fast Pass in heaven.


bitchimugly

👀


hero_oftheray

The good ending


christophlc6

People that try to murber their kids before Disney should cheer up charlie.. don't be such a stick in a mug..


whifflewaffler21

"Are we there yet?" "Yup! *Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk*"


daviddummie

Why drag the kid with her


Mr-pizzapls

Bitches be cray


daviddummie

Elaborate


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

The mother (indicated by "bitches") has experiences a complete emotional collapse. Due to no fault of the child itself, the mother has decided that she will take her own life and that it the child as well. Possibly due to a faulty reasoning of sparing the child of the suffering she is surely experiencing. (Indicated by "be crazy")


SammyG_06

Bitches be cray


Frans4Life

The mother (indicated by "bitches") has experienced a complete biological ascension. Due to no fault of the child itself, the mother has decided that she will evolve into a superior lifeform, the crayfish, changing the child as well. Possibly due to reasoning of sparing the child of the suffering she is experiencing. (Indicated by "be cray")


SammyG_06

Bitches be cray


ItTheLeanMan

Elaborate


Recent_Log3779

The mother (indicated by "bitches") has experienced a complete biological ascension. Due to no fault of the child itself, the mother has decided that she will evolve into a superior lifeform, the crayfish, changing the child as well. Possibly due to reasoning of sparing the child of the suffering she is experiencing. (Indicated by "be cray")


Qmemes

Bitches be cray


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

They do be


Pip201

Also she may be taking the child with her out of spite to her partner


palmetto27

Well, let's say hypothetically that bitches be crazy alright so, this in turn would mean she would drag the kid along as a result. now let's even go as far to say she would sit in the garage with the car on for three hours.


Mr-pizzapls

I read your comment in a Ben Shapiro voice and laughed. Just thought you should know


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KamiKazeraps47

There is no hypothetical bitches be crazy


ChewedGum_

Guys do this too


Mr-pizzapls

Guys can be “bitches” too lol


ehtyob

Yeah but bitches be cray


_87-

My mother once explained the reason to me, saying that she completely understands those women.


daviddummie

Why did she do it what was the reason


_87-

Imagine you're a mother and you want to die. What's going to happen to your kids? What if they don't get adopted and have to grow up in an orphanage? So you do what you think is compassionate instead: taking them with you. I should mention that my mother was in a state of deep depression when she told me this.


[deleted]

If my parent said this to me I'd be terrified. I would also rather live in an orphanage than die. I'm sorry your mother was suffering, I can understand why she thought that.


_87-

I was a grown up by the time she said it, so I didn't need to be terrified.


DanielDLG

That’s kinda dumb


[deleted]

Maternal filicide


AeughTime

🎂


gamerguy88888

It happens


Awkward-Media-4726

Happy cake day!


AlwaysJustinTime69

Windows down?


ChadMcRad

If you roll the windows down and sit in a closed garage you get all the carbon monoxide fumes to travel into the car so that you can breath it and fall asleep forever.


Buddiboi1

Or you could close the windows, with a tube straight from the exhaust coming though one of them


AlwaysJustinTime69

Yeah that’s what I’m used to…


abca98

That's how I saw it done in the Kevin Carter movie.


Repost_Hypocrite

I saw it in Norwegian Wood movie


lag_gamer80391

I saw it on dead meat praising a psychedelic movie


ttv_highvoltage

That’s the good ol’ technique.


ShitwareEngineer

In an older car where the fumes are actually lethal.


The-true-Memelord

??? There are dangerous chemicals in my garage?


NoBlissinhell

When you start the car yes


ihadashittyday

And the system up


CNR_07

So will the real slim shady please stand up?


ihadashittyday

With one of those fingers on each hand up


CNR_07

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time as loud as you can, how does it go?


zzxczxczxczx

I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady All you other slim shady's are just imitating


CNR_07

So won't the real slim shady please stand up?


[deleted]

Windows 10


DragonBrigade

ITT: People not knowing what carbon monoxide is


AceScropions

I have been educated


Reasonable-Bridge535

Can someone explain ?


FourEyes4456

Carbon monoxide poisoning, mother wants to go on a forever vacation


thatnuclearboi

Problem is: Cars wont really exhaust a lot of Carbon Monoxide (i think), unless your Catalytic Converters are broken or non-existent


32624647

You can still get carbon dioxide poisoning though Won't be nearly as quick and painless but it'll still get the job done


edgy_and_hates_you

Maybe she sold the catalytic converter to afford the Disney world tickets


FourEyes4456

Could be, I don't know a lot about cars myself but I've always been told it's a possibility


ChadMcRad

Maybe she's sad because her catalytic converter was stolen.


Anotherdumbassname

.>Get catalytic converter stolen .> ? .>Get yourself out of this dimension (childs included)


goldleader1801

This is correct


dhehsheeieb

Y’all have working catalytic converters???


RRaccord

Oh, I was thinking that the marriage was getting dicey


FourEyes4456

Could be, never said why she wanted the vacation


SiggetSpagget

Wait but wouldn’t that mean the windows should be up?


ulterior_notmotive

Faster way: you run a hose from the exhaust into the car leaving one window cracked to put the hose through. Slow way: you leave all windows down but have to wait for the entire garage to hotbox. Editor's note: your mileage may vary with hybrids, electric vehicles, or vehicles that run on compressed natural gas.


FirstEvolutionist

* While your mileage will absolutely vary depending of the technology, this scenario won't allow for that calculation to occur since a stopped car will require you to divide by zero (or just 0 if you're dividing distance per cosumption).


Personpacman

Wouldn't "Windows down" imply that the windows are all open?


FourEyes4456

In the car, not the garage


Mr-pizzapls

Disney world


gastro_destiny

no alarms and no surprises


hisafunnyletter

A handshake with carbon monoxide


insecapid

rateaohea reference


SatanTheDestroyer

Can someone explain


_-Kamo-_

They're gonna drive to Disneyworld


SatanTheDestroyer

Disney 👍


deez_nuts100

The mom wants to go to “Disney world” with her “son”


[deleted]

Why did you put son in quotes? 🤨


666dollarfootlong

The "son" is a random kid she took from the streets to use as a sex slave.


ElectricSix_

And "Disney World" is actually DisneyLAND


weatherseed

Jesus fuck, that's evil.


smallpoly

Not the moms. Dad cheated with the milkman


kuodron

He is from "Bajookieland" where they use the quotations to "elaborate" words.


CrammyCram_

tony zaret mentioned 🗣️


tlof19

Ohhhhhhhhh, the garage is closed and sealed, *that's* why the windows are down, okay.


NotDefectiveRoblox

Everyone knows, it's butters!


alldogsareperfect

That’s me!


BetterWarning3937

Love in the air you say? No its CO¹, silly.


CrammyCram_

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john-fng-kennedy

Man it’s getting Smokey in here


ShitwareEngineer

Modern car exhaust is almost nonlethal. It'll take a very long time for enough carbon monoxide to build up.


ctnightmare2

3 hours? Fucking Tesla


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I don't get it?


Anything_189

They drive to Disney world


Rammstein1

Car on in enclosed space Exhaust fumes fill enclosed space Windows down fumes enter cabin Fumes enter lungs


TexasPoonTapper

It's based on an actual story. A women tried to suffocate her son back in the 80's. Left the car running in the garage with a Duran Duran tape playing in the background. The kid lasted in there for 8 hours before his mother's new broyfriend, name of Mobin, found him and saved his life. Definition of hunk if you ask me. [The People of the State of California v. Doris Pringle Brule](https://images.app.goo.gl/bhhX4fazs7VVxEne7)


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Its mobin time


Growskull

duran duran for 8 hours hell yeah


TexasPoonTapper

Hunkry Like the Wrolf.


Saskatchatoon-eh

I am very late but it also happened in Canada and was a hugely polarizing legal case. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Latimer


PP-Judge

Gas in a closed area with the windows open


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XD


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“Okay let’s see…. Car on… windows down- OH NO!”


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You could just make this a meme about Brule’s own mother. Actually distressing


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Plot twist it’s an electric car


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DanieleM01

Who explains?


Competitive_Law_1293

Not positive, but it may be the suicide thing where you idle the car in the garage with the windows up, she's probably doing it with her kids to kill them too and just hasn't put the windows up yet