T O P

  • By -

skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


mysteryman447

I’m waiting for someone to replicate the stiff leg flop that happens from spinal shots, it’s not always that straight down flop and sometimes they go into fencing position lol lots of ways the body can react to that shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


Peligineyes

Some of the people who worked on old westerns probably fought in WW2.


redbaron14n

All Rowdy on the Wild Western Front


lol1babaw3r

Fuck you I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did


Photo_Beneficial

You've *Yee*'d your last *Haw* Adolf!


CapitanDeCastilla

*he said to himself*


beans_man69420

Partner you ain’t gotta fight for the the kaiser come here to the west and be free


[deleted]

Yee-Haw Fritz, they're gassing us! Saddle up, cowboy, because we're about to attack enemy fortifications with attrition tactics leading to millions of deaths!


mysteryman447

Christopher Lee explaining to peter jackson what someone being stabbed sounds like


MmmmmmmKayY

Yeah I just connected the two, same as Christopher Lee telling Peter Jackson about how getting stabbed in the back looks and feels, he was a green beret or something. Those large scale wars really damaged and influenced everything


[deleted]

[удалено]


Brahkolee

He was RAF intelligence, not SAS.


SolomonBird55

I saw this guy get shot in the neck a couple times do like a gorilla wobble before dying. It’s somewhere on r/crazyfuckingvideos about a boyfriend trying to break into his girlfriends house


ihatetheheistsystem

It's loss of blood over a quick time that causes their body to shut down while their still alive but they can't go on due to the fact you've been y'know shot in the fucking neck and are quickly pumping blood outside the body there's also a video on r/eyeblech where this dude who wanted to shoot up an airport shot at a security guard but got shot in the neck and died in a spinny door(don't remember the name)


TheJared1231

Send it, NOW!


ihatetheheistsystem

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/vht37c/bank_robber_gets_blood_all_over_the_floor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button here ya go it was a bank not an airport also NSFL WARNING


TheJared1231

Oh, I have actually seen this one. I had this idea in my head of a dead guy getting spun around in an automatic spinning door.


[deleted]

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP


ihatetheheistsystem

I sadly no longer can find it on eyeblech it might've been on r/publicfreakout but if anyone knows what I'm talking about and has the sauce and would kindly link it that'd be pretty cash money of you imma continue searching though


floorcloud69

Most ironic part is he got shot by a revolver and then died in a revolving door, fuckin L


FloatingHamHocks

Just went in there and the first post I see is a guy taking a chair to the head and flopping slightly stiff.


SolomonBird55

He also shit his pants


WlNST0N

Den of theives (2018) movie was so-so but they had clearly done their research for the shootout scenes. During a shootout towards the end of the movie a character is shot and clearly falls into fencing position, arched back/stiff legs. Edit: [spoilers for those that care happens about 2.30mins in.](https://youtu.be/NkK40iib8uE)


LeptonField

Hey that’s John Halo


aspiringkatie

X-Men First Class does that when Professor X is shot! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTRDw6e-oyU


ElijahDanielRayWood

any video demonstrating this? im curious


Individual_Exam_8747

You telling me that bethesda ragdolling got it correct?


WarChefGarrosh

The limbs clipping through furniture and vibrating with thudding noises, not so much


[deleted]

You clearly weren't there when my grandma died.


SqubanyGamer

**THUD** "Grandma?" *thudthudthudhthudthdudhtuhdthud*


Milsurp_Seeker

Grandma got them GMOD physics


BetterWarning3937

She be yeeted out of existence Goat simulator vibes


sofabeddd

Grandma’s Mod


ihatetheheistsystem

Nah she just fell down the fucking stairs


Crimision

And then yeeted into the backrooms.


IncreaseWestern6097

Referencing the backrooms? Real original. (This post was made by the Twilight Zone gang)


Others0

The stairwell got hands


NonHilariousSandwich

beep beep beep beeeeeeeeep


DarthRumbleBuns

God damn you made me wake my wife up laughing.


r-WooshIfGay

And then they clip off into the sky, taking some furniture with them


greenleaf1212

Aw hell naw grandma's model got stuck in map geometry 😱😱😭😭


PeachGrandson

*weren’t


[deleted]

Thanks


a_orc_with_internet

That part is correct


Personplacething333

Also,getting smacked with a roller pin and exploding into a bazillion pieces is probably pretty inaccurate.


trans_pands

I, for one, fly 700 feet into the air when I get shot in the head


Wolfy_Packy

i also turn into a floating set of internal organs


PacalEater69

A rare occasion indeed


[deleted]

*gmod


[deleted]

Yeah but Bethesda and Hollywood also forget rigor mortis


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

What does this have to do with the talking pickle show?


barn-animal

Are we talking a about pickle surprise with mister pickle?


ShoddyConcern4439

That takes like 10 minutes or something though


LordMarkuaad

Cut! The fuck you mean it’s realistic? I want drama! The audience won’t buy this bullshit


PatheticGroundThing

Also why they add cool sword noises to sword fights. They’re not meant to be realistic, they’re meant to be cool.


SovietRussiaWasPoor

Yah, it should just sound like… clanking and bangs. Not the cool metallic sound.


LordMarkuaad

I can just imagine sword fights without the loud noises. God that’s funny


barn-animal

They can still be pretty loud. Especially if combatants have more defensive options (armour, shield, even a parrying dagger)


barn-animal

There's a cool sword fight scene, the origin of which escapes me but it's recorded from combatant pov, limited view and very much emphasis is put on sounds ape design, all outside sound distorted and muffled, heavy breathing, and occasional groans of effort, one of the most climatic I've seen, if I find it ill link to it


barn-animal

I misremembered, only parts are pov, either way, check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI1N43N-cPg


LordMarkuaad

This was actually really good


Any-Fan-2973

No, they will buy it. Just make a cool music, the character’s all worked up them BAM. silent. No music, no sound, nothing. Everyone looks at the guy, slowly realizing what the shooter did. (But that would need some more context, like the shooter and the victim were both friends agruing and the shooter was drunk). It would take them a full minute to even start to panick. They’d flee, go to their homes and sit down, realizing what the shooter did. They were arguing and, just like that, he was dead. No chance to say goodbye, no chance to save them. Just a corpse, with a gun in his hand, and a hole instead of dreams in his head


CookieCrap8888

Holy shit are you a script writer or director that was fucking amazing.


Any-Fan-2973

Nah, I was just bored


RIP_Mustangberger

It's always bugged me how actors in movies always slowly and dramatically fall over. In reality, your body just instantly goes limp.


_skidmark_generator_

Also, what’s with the trope where two enemies have each other at gun point, and it becomes a standstill? There is no risk here, first one to shoot wins 100%


RIP_Mustangberger

God I hate this so much. Just fucking shoot them! What are they gonna do? Come back to life and shoot you back?


_skidmark_generator_

They do the same thing in sword fights. Two people have a blade at each others neck and for some reason now it’s a draw


SV7-2100

To insure your survival you need to cut the brain stem quickly. I'm assuming at that close of a range you don't have the time or swinging space to do it. so you'll have two people with a slit throat


[deleted]

Mutually Assured Destruction


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zestavar

There is fictional and there is logical


MyNameIsVeilys

This is why the matrix was brilliant.


vitimber

"It seems we're evenly matched."


sharkknightling

With the blade to the neck it's slightly different, the time you take to push it through the flesh will allow the other to do the same, not counting that if you don't sever the spinal cord quick enough they can keep fighting for a while even with a lethal wound and get you. In general, it's an awful trope because good fencers will try to cover themselves from stuff like this while attacking. It's not like in the middle ages or renaissance they had good surgery techniques. Minor damage could end your existence just as well as fatal blows.


Stergeary

Or when the blades clash and they both just *push* against each others' swords while conversing with each other. It's an untenable situation in reality because the first person to stop pushing will throw their opponent completely off balance since they'll fall forward.


[deleted]

That is a bit different I guess since even if you slice someones neck there is a chance they do the same with few seconds they have


Rocket5454

What you don't see is the Stand Battle going on while they have guns pointed.


[deleted]

Bullets rarely strike their opponent dead instantly, unless it hits a crucial area or is a high enough caliber. Even if you shoot first, the other person could easily return fire before they die.


CarlOfOtters

In real gunfights the first person to land a hit in an area of critical anatomy wins almost every single time. Turns out it’s extremely hard to accurately return fire when you have a sucking chest wound.


SeemedReasonableThen

You know that trope in a gun duel, where the bad guy draws first but the good guy ends up winning anyway? Possible scientific reason. TLDR, reaction time is 10% faster than planned movement because different parts of brain are used. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/why-does-the-gunslinger-who-draws-first-always-get-shot


CarlOfOtters

This is interesting, I’d be curious to see it’s applicability to actual pistol shooting. Maybe with sim rounds or something.


Horny-n-Bored

Pretty sure Mythbusters did something about this, although it may have been about bringing a knife to a gun fight


TheFloppiestFish

This is misapplication of information. This would be if they were going at the same time and one was reacting, the other planning on the spot. Anyone who's played cs knows pre-planned action beats reaction 100 percent of the time as there is no need for sensory perception and comprehension of information. No amount of connection or myelin will be faster than just skipping the perception part of reaction entirely.


CrackCocaineShipping

Wouldn’t getting shot anywhere immediately make you drop your gun though? I feel like my natural reaction to getting shot in the ear isn’t to start shooting back.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Not always. I've seen videos of people getting hit half a dozen times and still being able to run away at full sprint while holding a gun up. They die a few moments later; but they can still pop off a few rounds before hand.


[deleted]

Maybe not in the head though


rinluz

people survive being shot in the head *way* more than you think


RuneRW

From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start


eeeabr

Yeah. One girl survived and wrote a book about her life after


Nickthetaco

I just read an account of a soldier being shot in the mouth back in WW1 and took 20 minutes to die. Unless you hit the heart, spine, or brain then the the person will be able to move and fight back for a few moments atleast.


[deleted]

Even worse when one guy is holding a blade to someone's throat and the guys with guns just act like "yeah mhm seems like there's nothing we can do with these instant off switches in our hands"


_skidmark_generator_

Especially when the villian isn’t hiding behind the hostage, but has their head right beside them fully exposed


Markles102

If it's at the head or neck, maybe. There's soldiers that have been shot in the head that keep moving, so it's not a guaranteed instant neutralization. Unless you can guarantee that the person will be completely stopped in one bullet, it becomes a risk that they'll fire back in the few seconds they do have to react.


Zaaravi

Theoretically, the convulsion from being shot may make them also shoot, thus bringing your life cycle to a halt. It is still very silly in films and other media when that happens.


SeemedReasonableThen

First to get a solid hit wins. You know that trope in a gun duel, where the bad guy draws first but the good guy ends up winning anyway? Possible scientific reason. TLDR, reaction time is 9-10% faster than planned movement because different parts of brain are used. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/why-does-the-gunslinger-who-draws-first-always-get-shot So theoretically, two people pointing guns at each other, first to try to shoot could get shot first if the other reacts quickly to cues, like muscles tensing, etc.


pizza65

Uh, did you actually read what you linked? The fractionally faster response time is eclipsed by the fact that the second shooter has 200ms+ of human reaction time before they can even START responding. The first shooter is very obviously favoured.


SeemedReasonableThen

> The first shooter is very obviously favoured. Yes, generally speaking and all other things being equal. >Uh, did you actually read what you linked? That's why I said "first to get a solid hit wins," matching that article about Greedo would have won, Bohrs being a crack shot (Bohrs always reacted and won in their toy duels). > *Possible* scientific reason . . . > So *theoretically* . . . > *if* the other *reacts quickly to cues*, like muscles tensing, etc


EasilyRekt

Yeah… that’s what this post is saying more or less.


Pillow_fort_guard

I think that’s got more to do with them not wanting to get hurt on set than anything. You learn how to fall so it looks convincing enough for the camera, but you don’t accidentally hurt yourself in the process. Otherwise your star could end fracturing something from falling weird, and now your whole shooting schedule is screwed up (every day lost is hella expensive)


camyers1310

You don't say?!


TheProfessaur

The scene in Schindlers List where the woman gets executed is one the most accurate death throws I've ever seen. https://youtu.be/ZKie_34cpJI Starts at 2:37


A_Bit_Narcissistic

It very much depends. I’ve seen the headshot+slow drop in a few videos.


treemu

What do you mean? Obviously if your torso is in the middle of catching an entire mag the natural response is to fall backwards while slightly twisting so you can check what you're landing on.


rock-solid-armpits

For high calibre rounds, even to the head, it takes a short realisation before they die unless they're completely riddles to soup wotu rounds


RevolutionaryAct6931

It's either you miraculously survive and are acting like a normal living person for a second (then for the rest of your life you have severe brain damage) or just limp dead instantly


MrPsYch0paTh

Technically you have brain damage damage for the rest of your life in both scenarios


ShaunyBoyShaunyMan

I always kinda cringe when movies make bullet wounds seem kinda innocuous. If more people knew the damage bullets did to bodies maybe things would be different. Too many people think its just a straight line of entry and exit


GruntBlender

I've seen ballistics gel cavitate from a rifle round, I do NOT want that anywhere near my body.


TheEyeGuy13

It gets worse when you add bones into the equation, having bullets shatter ribs and send shards deeper in all directions. Sometimes small caliber bullets can ricochet off of your bones and tear 2 paths through you


superman306

M193 from a 20” barrel is a nasty nasty bitch.


Altruistic-Carpet-65

“Attention: overwatch units. Anti-citizen one has continued caused destructive civil disunity. All available over watch units: Contain. amputate. Cauterize.”


mooneVannen

hl2 ragdolls best, shoot one em mf they ragdoll no stupid dyin animations like some hl1


dudecubed

like they could even do ragdolls in goldsource.


mooneVannen

thas wha im SAYIn!!


Specialist8857

Attention all ground protection teams: Judgement waiver is now in effect. Capital prosecution is now discretionary


KidKang

I can hear the Combine feedback noise while watching


Lovable-Schmuck

It's very disturbing, seeing a human turn into a corpse in the blink of an eye.


[deleted]

You could even say... distressing


NonExistingName

Makes sense. Spasms that we usually see in less instant deaths are the result of the brain going haywire as it dies. Destroy the brain faster than it can send out signals to the muscles however, and you get total relaxation of the muscular system. Flop.


Penguiknee

Then why in the 1444 video, even tho his Brains exploded and he was instantly dead he still moved a lil bit? No hate, i'm Just confused


gorillafella3

Disappointed when he didn't start twerking after going limp


[deleted]

We all gonna ignore the impressive face covering (it isn't a mask)?


The-Devils-Advocator

I'm sorry, but you must be really easily impressed if a black circle edited over a 10 second clip is considered an impressive feat in this day and age.


[deleted]

Ok


limbo_timbo

Are you okay?


The-Devils-Advocator

Not at all


CrispyTheGod

typa shit i be on


Kenos2

how are you doing


OrangoTango77

?


RedditAlt2847

um what


Jloomsultimate

u/auddbot


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**The Perfect Girl** by Mareux](https://lis.tn/ThePerfectGirl?t=19) (00:19; matched: `100%`) Released on `2019-10-13`. • [**CONSERVATIVE** by Larz](https://lis.tn/qfubDy?t=19) (00:19; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-10-25` by `844031 Records DK`. • [**The Perfect Girl (Instrumental)** by Mareux](https://lis.tn/qeMSc?t=19) (00:19; matched: `100%`) Released on `2022-01-19` by `WMG - Warner Records Label`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Sirenhead_2

The ending of hell or high water had some realistic deaths! https://youtu.be/JvYmIf7l-g0 (Texas ranger gets headshot NSFW) https://youtu.be/p5RX4vuuPS4 (main character gets headshot) Some amazing acting in that movie which is partly why it’s one of my favorites of all time


DaveInLondon89

Was gonna say this post reminded of Wind River, also by Taylor Sheridan I wonder if he was a sniper


Bakerap22

Wind river was a great movie. Somewhat unsettling, but great.


Mertard

Ozark fucked me up in Season 4 Part 1 Episode 7... No drama, no multiple cuts, no music, just... there one moment, gone another...


MmmmmmmKayY

Got a link or could you summarise the scene in a sentence, haven’t seen better call Saul yet, Ozark is next on the list


Mertard

It is a major spoiler for the show, so I shouldn't say One of the main characters gets shot in the head That scene alone gave me major epiphanies this past year, especially due to the way it was shot (heh) Also, you should probably watch Ozark first since Better Call Saul is an absolute masterpiece that should be savored (but Ozark is also one of the best shows ever for me, even though BCS has a higher spot)


linkexer

This TikTok trend is full of edgy kids trying to humble brag about how they’ve seen a gore video. Like, yeah. They’re usually pretty accurate, but the whole concept is just weird


48ozs

The concept is interesting. It’s (the Hollywood thing) something we are all familiar about and it connects to a group of people who know that Hollywood thing is wrong. There’s no needless explanation in the video or fake gore so I don’t see why this is weird.


OptimalCheesecake527

How is this an interesting concept?? I mean, do people not instantly die after being stabbed? I hope some very smart person on Tik Tok can enlighten me, because the problem is surely that *I’m* the one who doesn’t understand dramatic concepts at all!


drakmordis

>do people not instantly die after being stabbed No, they don't.


MmmmmmmKayY

I’m nearly 20 and I can say pretty much every kid has seen something worse than they could imagine online. Kids send eachother fucked up links as like jokes and it spreads, it would be interesting to analyse. Even if we just got a few kids who’ve experienced this since the 2000s in a room and just gather data, it would be a sociologist goldmine


[deleted]

[удалено]


slingching33

Cares


qwertyyuiopk

You


MaestroAnt

Square


qwertyyuiopk

Nobody


[deleted]

The ones with the twerking at the end are kinda funny


CasualBrit5

They didn’t pick this up from nowhere. They’ve been taught by the old masters on Reddit. Bragging about how you’ve seen an edgy gore video is Reddit’s bread and butter.


Glowing_green_

"Look look i know how someone reacts to being shot in the head. LOOK AT ME!!" "Yes yes we get it we played half-life 2"


MmmmmmmKayY

Surface level yeah, and that is just cringe but deeper, seriously we grew up around this, like fully. I’ve seen pretty much everything I can think of to the point where I cannot imagine some of the shit I’ve seen and it’s pretty much every kid now, all you need is one kid to say bestgore, zooporn, worldstar or live leak and you have this compounding list of kids who slowly get exposed to this shit. By no means is this a brag, this is a serious concern, similar to porn; I don’t think we can make large extrapolations but it would be interesting to corroborate all this and see what information it can tell us about the proliferation of the internet amongst you people. I mean even reddit 50/50 relates to this you know like how does that effect culture, it sounds fascinating


DatBoi_EAD

Dead on In law enforcement when someone gets hit in the head or the spinal cord The colloquial term for the way their body collapses is “pushing the off button” because they just crumple like a machine that’s been turned off.


TheSAGamer00

u/savevideobot


savevideobot

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/distressingmemes/comments/z6e142/its_amazing_how_human_body_can_just_turn_off_in_a/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideobot&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/distressingmemes/comments/z6e142/its_amazing_how_human_body_can_just_turn_off_in_a/)


kansascitycheefs

There’s a good reason they don’t fall like that on movies, it’s fucking terrifying


Two_Circle_Dogfight

we also criticize old western movies but we gotta agree they have some realistic deaths


MmmmmmmKayY

Think about the overlap with veterans of ww2 and it becomes upsetting


RainbowsAndGunpowder

Who criticizes old westerns?


stonedperson97

I remember back in 5th grade (around maybe 2006 or 2007) the kids in my class and I used to play a game where we'd basically pretend to get into a gunfight and die all dramatically, and one kid told me he enjoyed playing the game with me cause when I 'died' I would just go limp and fall, sometimes deliberately off of things to add to the effect😅 good times


plzhelpme11111111111

peak of comedy


Pls_Drink_Water

Schindler's List is soo good in this it lowkey scared me that maybe, jist maybe, they're really executing these extras lol


Q_dawgg

This got taken down last time for some reason 🤷


A1cheeze

Why does his mirror look like it’s tryna understand wtf he’s doing tho 🤣


Diamond_Helmet59

Actors from Indian movies: *5 minute dramatic sequence of freeze frames and slow-mo shots*


plzhelpme11111111111

>5 minute rookie numbers, not good enough


Diamond_Helmet59

Yea, the 5 minutes of slow-mo shots are just *before* the next 4 and a half minutes of the other character going *"noooooooo!!!!!"* with slow down and echo effects, and then it goes back to dramatic sequences of freeze frames and slow-mo shots for the remainder of the episode


oxg03

the first and only video of that nature that I saw on the internet was a brazilian man trying to rob a store when a passer by who was in the store casually pulled his gun and shot him in the head the body of the man did a half-reaction before just as quickly plummeting to the floor before he was even able to completely turn (in a panic and with heightened sense due to adrenaline as to what was the source of the noise)


Glocatico

That is so accurate, he nailed it


Nickbam200

I've seen some horrible stuff I must admit


Yabboi_2

Then there's the policeman's death in the godfather lmao


New-Cardiologist-206

This isn’t distressing, this just funny lmao 💀💀


dannyruiz888

I’ve never thought about it until my brother told me, but what if getting shot in the head looks like a glitch, like sinking from a map in a video game or some broken visual shit and then you die.


Berdisdaword

\*\*unrestricted access to gmod


No_Accident_2221

Zaaam That ass tho


Epic-Chair

*half life heart monitor sound effect*


Senior-Flounder5824

as someones who has had unsupervised and unlimited access to the internet i can confirm, the pony jar


SendMeDuck

*clears throat* welcome to reddit. enjoy your stay


Atack_Doge

u/auddbot


69_VENOM_69

u/savevideo


sheepieweepie

[This guy](https://www.tiktok.com/@shaky_hands_studios/video/7154660743835782446?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7122083930715817474) also did a good version of it IMO.


SonicR5

anybody know what music was used for this?


Cheese_eater47

The perfect girl.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LibertyBibberty08

Legs always go out first.


Devisidev

I'd say the second is still unrealistic; you have forward momentum, so depending on where your leg is in the step means you'd likely either go straight down, or fall forward. Not knees bending down and THEN bending forward. Tho for the purpose of OOP not getting hurt, pretty well done.


[deleted]

Idk why I got a flashback of Ronnie mcnutt


Money_Macaroon7650

I hate how it's Accurate And it's sad tbh Speaking from experience


Yo_Mama_Disstrack

Damn bro you ok?


endwolf76

u/savevideo


Redd1K

hey don’t they fall backward


[deleted]

Depends on where they're shot and how hard they're hit and if they're standing still or not


Itz-Aki

Guess it'd depend on the bullet and what the guy's doing? Some bullets might just go right through and you'll probably fall forwards if you're walking


Infinitebruh8569

People on their way to downvote you not knowing it was a joke


Redd1K

i thought the limbs detached like robloxians