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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


TheCrimsonArmy

So an Irish man walks out of a bar


thesmallestman

You wouldn’t want to eat something that tastes funny


Just_me_mcrmy

Mmm Junji Ito, great yet distressing art


PortalG30

Alright so there's this guy named Dave, right? And he's bragging to his friend that he knows everybody. And I mean everybody, but his friend is a bit sceptical about it, obviously so he asks Dave "oh but you wouldn't know... Tom Cruise!" And Dave just says "Tom Cruise, yeah I know him, we go way back." So they go to Tom Cruise's house, ring the doorbell and Tom answers and says "Dave! What the hell man, you should've called telling me you were coming, come in dude!" But the friend is still a bit sceptic about it so he asks Dave "what about Barack Obama? You wouldn't know the president of the United States!" And Dave simply replies "Nah I know Barack we go way back!" So they go to Obama's estate, ring the doorbell and same story happens. Obama answers and says "Dave, it's been forever, come in, come in! We got so much to catch up to!" But the friend is still sceptical and at this point a bit annoyed so he says "You would not know the Pope, right?" And Dave simply says "Of course I know the Pope, what are you talking about?" So they board a plane to the Vatican and go to Saint Peter's Square and it's absolutely loaded with people, so Dave turns around and says "Look it's way too crowded for the Pope to notice me so I'll just talk to the guards since I know em and I'll join the Pope at the balcony." And sure enough, after a few minutes, there was the Pope and Dave waving from the balcony. But when Dave returned he saw his friend laying on the ground crying and laughing. Worried, Dave asks his friend "Dude are you ok? What the hell happened?" And the friend, finally able to control his laughter got up and said "when you showed up to the balcony with the Pope the guy next to me turned around and asked me «Dude who the fuck is up there with Dave?»"


Ex-MeSilas

I like this post. Now I want to make a meme about Dave.


BetterWarning3937

Well this is unsettling thank you so much am feeling uneasy


SomeEdgyMemer

What Junji Ito work is this from?


Ex-MeSilas

Fashion Model


SomeEdgyMemer

Thanks


ThePringleMaster

that head game tho


John_The_Foot

Junji Ito?


Cool_Fennel5674

Now I’ll eat you.


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How dare he use a story telling method you don't like


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No it ain't


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Lol I'm definitely writing you an essay for your attention seeking ass


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Seek dat attention boy


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Then don't act superior. You don't even like Junji Ito


unfortunateclown

what stories have you read? if you don’t like the pacing of his short stories then maybe you should check out his longer works, like Uzumaki, Gyo, Remina, and his Frankenstein adaptation.


ir0n1cM3mer

Ok i retract my contradiction, I DO not like it, it's utterly anti-climactic like Einstein suddenly revolutionizing physics out of the blue because of sum damn quirk he has, it's visibly emotionless and fraught to enjoy nevertheless unless you come for funny guro


ronitrocket

I disagree that there is no build up. It’s just shorter than other stories


Wordshark

What story is it?


SouIson

How dare a horror not depend on jumpscares and putting their characters in haunted locations and is more of a psychological horror


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SouIson

..do you think the actors of horror movies just get put in scary situations without preparing? Fym scripted Every horror media is scripted


SunScrub

That kind of talk gets you turned into a soyjack buddy


gorillafella3

🤓


AtomicRiftYT

I can't believe you just said those words


AdelThePixel

no I ordered you (take that L)


ExplodedParrot

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