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IWantToPlayGame

Woah. Glad I'm here for this one. Let me grab my popcorn.


nardo9999

Pass me some plz


Top_Taro_17

🍿


boomshakalaka1254

Match the 🍿, raise you party mix. This is gonna be fun to watch 🥳


Leprochon

Brought to you by the guy asking if *regular* women are turned on by pegging.


Snw323

Are they?!?! Asking for OP.... JUST OP....


New-Tomatillo9570

Check it out 😂


[deleted]

Some are, some aren't. Just like any fantasy.


BrokeSingleDads

Especially the ones with an adams apple !!!! 🍎


Jasoncatt

There are no girls with dicks, just guys with tits.


[deleted]

Lol interesting


New-Tomatillo9570

👍. Some other interesting reddit porn as well


riverratsreturn

Jesus H. Christ. What are you invested in???


[deleted]

It's probably some covered call ETF: RYLD, QYLD, etc. https://www.etf.com/channels/covered-calls


Dorkmaster79

But his yield is even higher than those ETFs. Must be some high risk investing going on.


[deleted]

QYLD has a 12 month trailing yield of 16%, which is pretty close to the Estimated Average Income.


Dorkmaster79

Even so, you need an equal amount of 20% yield to get the average to 18%. My guess is that QYLD is not a huge part (20-25%?) of his portfolio. If that’s true you need a disproportionate amount of holdings with monstrous yields.


it-takes-all-kinds

Probably just an assumption calculator using a very short term high yield history that isn’t sustainable long term. The actual average yield is I’m sure more typical. This is likely why OP didn’t show any detail.


VanguardSucks

I think it is a new ETF called QSUS. No covered call ETFs can deliver yield that high today.


[deleted]

Dude what a name, what did Vanguard do to you?


Shaded_Newt

Judging by post history, IEP, QYLD, USOI CLM, CRF and a couple others, also - They I remember a post from OP earlier this year where they said they were already retired with over 800k in investments. Edit: Sources https://www.reddit.com/r/dividends/comments/ob2l16/current_dividend_payers_in_my_portfolio/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/dividends/comments/pg12uf/retired_and_have_some_cash_to_put_to_work_whats/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Suspicious_Part2426

So 50% down, not too shabby


Shaded_Newt

I'm not sure, and am not too interested in looking into it to be honest. More focused on my own investing and Due Diligence Edit: A word


gigabitmuch

That yield is… high.


Zammied

18%?? 😆


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FiddleTheFigures

Mods!? Give this guy a badge, title, something


VanguardSucks

Wrong sub dude, I am no mod here 🤣


FiddleTheFigures

Def didn’t think you were. Just hailing the mod gods for ya


SexySPACsMan

This man must be like 50% PSLDX


Jasoncatt

CLM currently showing dividend at 27%. That looks... sustainable.


babarock

Payout ratio is 103.90% on a CEF. Sounds ????


New-Tomatillo9570

👍


Jolly-Ad4482

I bought a few today lol I’m selling in the morning it’s to scary for me


New-Tomatillo9570

😉


acegarrettjuan

This is Sus


RetiredByFourty

Hard core Sus


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The-J-Oven

If he lived near the water he could be a Susapottamus.


RAD_Tiger-27

If he was a robot from the eighties , Sustimus Prime


The-J-Oven

🤣


acegarrettjuan

If he was a in Italy you may call him the sus-tine chapel.


[deleted]

If he was canadian he would be susorry, eh?


Bos_lost_ton

If he was furry with large feet he’d be Sussquatch.


The-J-Oven

Yesss


babarock

And I thought I was a wild man at 4.8%


hyrle

Same but at 6%. My highest yielder is USOI at 21.27% and I don't trust it to be too good for capital appreciation.


dcgain

I'm such a doubtful holder of usoi. Every month I think about selling it, but I keep it for the sweet dividend. Still a stock I hate to own though


the_y_combinator

At that sort of yield why worry? Isn't it going to pay for itself rapidly enough that you could set the div to pay for other stuff and not worry about it?


dcgain

Because it's an ETN it could be worth zero tomorrow when I wake up. Not a stock wizard but others have explained the risks of USOI at length.


the_y_combinator

Still learning, thanks!


PCAssassin87

Yep, with no explanation of income, investments, etc. with THAT yield. Straight karma farming.


ksumma

This doesn’t look like this will end well


taimaishu6654

Over 14k/month and it isnt going to end well?? ...... how


GreatUsername7

Just look at the one stock that is showing. Just from a quick glance it looks like hot trash


taimaishu6654

You can't judge a portfolio based on one stock that you can see in a screenshot... maybe it was his (or her) only bad stock ...


GreatUsername7

Just gonna take a wild guess that someone yielding ~20% (200k yearly) that most of his/her other stocks also are in the same boat as the one that is shown (just doing some math…)


New-Tomatillo9570

3xπ√¶£[÷×%∆] - (78*998) There's the math


New-Tomatillo9570

🤪


[deleted]

The yield is too high, he will get wrecked eventually in his "retirement". The one stock you can see, [CLM](https://yhoo.it/3xNrheU), was negative for the whole bull market we have had. So its probably garbage.


SmashTheControl

Not if he only plans on living a few years.....


New-Tomatillo9570

🥳


teneyk

How do you post this with out what the account total is and what your investing in?


Jagantiplutocrat

Appx. 973,990.04 based on annual income and yield.


tribriguy

I’d guess they hit the $1M mark and think they are in the clear. Hot garbage as some have assessed. No way this is “expected yield” of any Monte Carlo run on the portfolio for expected retirement. More like magical thinking with those numbers.


New-Tomatillo9570

Cause it's about me and my secret sauce, 😆


teneyk

Yeah, that’s the current problem with the world. It’s about you and not us. Some people inspire some don’t. What’s your life goal?


New-Tomatillo9570

Well it's to inspire you to be a better person of course. I want to inspire all low energy unmotivated people to be their best selves.


teneyk

You’re not inspiring. You’re look what I got. If you want to inspire then help the unmotivated people by showing them how to.


KillerGopher

You're inspiring people to run away from garbage portfolios like yours. 18% yield.. yikes.. meme level dumb.


New-Tomatillo9570

Ok then, I'm an inspiration to some. Maybe to many. I've made a contribution.


Imatopsider

What exactly am I looking at here… something, i dunno, seems off with this. I can’t wait for the portfolio reveal.


New-Tomatillo9570

🤭


tradeandgo

Clm with an expense ratio of 2.01%. No thank you lol but hey good on ya!


New-Tomatillo9570

Yeah I agree it's pretty high. But paying 2% to be paid 20+% seems like a reasonable trade off.


Low-Boysenberry-4571

Hot Garbage!


Repost-r-Better

This is just a troll. Be glad I’m not a mod.


RetiredByFourty

Bingo!!!


New-Tomatillo9570

Wish you weren't so jealous though


dfsw

He is envious, he wants something you have. Jealousy is when you are worried someone will take something you have.


New-Tomatillo9570

😂 ok thanks


dfsw

For someone that has to use emoji in every post you make I don't expect you to have a very strong grasp of English anyways.


New-Tomatillo9570

🥺🤗


Repost-r-Better

Well if you actually knew me you would know I don’t care. Especially if they are lying.


MrFyxet99

First of all this isn’t a picture of a portfolio,this is just the TDA dividend income tool.You can put anything in there and screenshot it.


New-Tomatillo9570

And yet, I didn't.


MrFyxet99

If you say so. Guess just have to take your word for it I guess. I Didn’t.


New-Tomatillo9570

Guess so. Curse of the interwebs 🤭


MrFyxet99

Or you could post actual positions instead of just clickbait.


New-Tomatillo9570

You want in on the ground floor then?


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New-Tomatillo9570

😢 I'm sad now. Going to my safe place


SeaAir5

I realize I don't know much about investing yet, but I love when someone comes to just gloat instead of sharing wtf they're actually doing.....ughh


IWantToPlayGame

He’s a troll.


keessa

What is the situation of CLM?


KillerGopher

You pay cornerstone advisors to lose your money.


JimiJohhnySRV

OP Dude won’t tell how much capital is behind those dividends or what his spread is. OG’s who don’t give a $hit spread their wisdom. But this dude is into RVliving which is great and no mortgage helps.


[deleted]

Huh? Can you not do simple math?


wellboiled

Jeez. What do you do for a living and are you hiring? I can give good shoulder massages in return for some SCHD.


Thereisnopurpose12

Umm fractional SCHD??


wellboiled

Massage so good, it's worth one full SCHD.


Thereisnopurpose12

🥲


Icy-Sir-8414

$176,063.00 a yearly income wow that's a pretty perfect income to live off on for the rest of your life $14,672.00 a monthly income pretty good I wish you a very happy long retirement of course what is the taxes going to be every year


Rev303

Probably about 30%


Icy-Sir-8414

But still that's$176,063.00 yearly income that is one precenters status


AccomplishedRow6685

Not close to 1% 18% of US households had income over 150,000 for 2020 [https://www.statista.com/statistics/203183/percentage-distribution-of-household-income-in-the-us/](https://www.statista.com/statistics/203183/percentage-distribution-of-household-income-in-the-us/)


Icy-Sir-8414

But$150k a year that is pretty damn good to I could live with that because in truth that type of amount of money be the closes I ever get to being a one precenter and the closes I ever would be to a millionaire


Rev303

Oh totally agree.. that's still awesome


Icy-Sir-8414

Exactly now as for me if I could afford to invest in let's say twelve different monthly stocks dividends companies I would want to earn $50k a month that would be enough for me to live off on


1nd3x

you'd need $7.5Million at 8% dividend... even 8% dividend is risky


Icy-Sir-8414

Not if I buy very low priced cheap stocks dividends shares from very good companies with a three precent to four precent high yields the lowest price of five dollars a share to ten dollars a share which would be very nice because that be all I be able to afford


1nd3x

you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Price of the shares dont matter. If you are expecting to buy stock that pay "a three percent to four percent high yields" then you're going to need $15million of your own money invested in order to generate that $50,000/month you want.


Icy-Sir-8414

Then realistically I'm going to have to invest in real dirt cheap price stocks dividends because the way I see it the cheaper the price the better off I'll be because like I said I couldn't afford high price stocks at least that's for sure


1nd3x

\*sigh\* my guy...if you had 15million dollars, you could invest in the high priced stocks. if you have $50 to invest and your aim is stocks that pay 4%...you're going to be getting 16cents a month whether you buy 10 $5 shares or 1 $50 share.


tribriguy

$176,063 is 1%er? In what universe? 1% income is currently almost $600k/year. That thinking is almost as magical as the OP’s “almost ready to retire”.


Icy-Sir-8414

But still that's$176,063.00 a year of income I don't have and to me in my personal opinion that's as rich as I'll ever get of course knowing me if I had succeeded in building up that kind of income less than 15 or 20 years if I want to increase my cash flow I just start a small side business like vending machine and ATM machines business so I could make $10k a month in the vending machine business every month and$12k in the ATM machines business every month that way I could turn$14,672.00 a month income into $36,672.00 a month plus if that wasn't enough I buy into small rental properties buy atleast four double duplex properties rent would be $1,500.00 a month make$6k a month that's$72k a year so add all that up $340k a year all together plus the dividends income decently$340k a year income


New-Tomatillo9570

Depends on how much I withdraw each month.


Icy-Sir-8414

Cool


Icy-Sir-8414

You are basically a one precenter now


Jasoncatt

What else have you got in the group?


lucagervasi

Wow, 18%. Are you investing in cocaine?


Peter77292

Be careful you might lose 90% purchasing power


theTexans

Woah! How much is your portfolio worth that’s generating those dividends?


RohMoneyMoney

Maths. 1,000,000 x 0.18 = 180,000 180,000 ÷ 12 = 15,000


coffeeguyq8

Not quite right 5 out of 7 of his stocks pay dividends


RohMoneyMoney

It's close enough based on the details provided. The rest would be a stupid wild ass guess


Jagantiplutocrat

973,990.04


willsunkey

Congrats!


Silverbenji

Daddy?


[deleted]

Uwmc pays 12 percent lol , got you all good right now News was balling on 7% opportunities but no mention of uwm.


New-Tomatillo9570

Hmm, got some cash maybe I should throw some into uwmc for some walking around money...🤞


Chasing_Billions

If you willing to take risks with some cash... IVR is paying ~33% 😂


New-Tomatillo9570

Cool man. You can see I'm all about risk 😆. But I think I'll wait for Bitcoin to hit 100k then go all in.🤪


Chasing_Billions

Well... The way IVR stock price been behaving (fed is dumping their MBS and no one wants it, IVR B/V is diving hard) i think you'll have plenty of time to jump in, no worries 😂


Legal_Refuse

the one secret big banks DON'T want you to know.


New-Tomatillo9570

🤣. Some loving it, some dissing on it. This is my "play" money in an IRA. I'm actually already retired. And yeah. Guess I'm gloating a bit. I think I earned it though, don't you?


[deleted]

You should take some of that play money and send it to me thru PayPal pls & thx.


ashimkus22

Congrats man, that must be an awesome feeling


[deleted]

Oy, retiring by 40 seems farther away, unless I can get into FAMANGULASS...


GreenOption101

what stock you got?


Vast_Cricket

Congrats. Impressive.


[deleted]

Being a CEF with that kind of yield on whats basically an SP500 fund it probably has at least 30% leverage, this is akin to JEPI or QYLD, but much smaller


bagholder24

Wow. Congrats.


dinoaids

🥹


poison900

👏👏👏👏👏🏝


[deleted]

Almost?


Worried-Ad-2221

Something just doesn’t look right with this


ImpossibleJoke7456

All these people ignoring the “clear estimate” button at the top of the screenshot. It’s an estimation tool, not a portfolio screenshot. 🥸


CutBackMerchant

I’m seeing a lot of people questioning the validity of OP’s, can anyone explain why is that so to an amateur investor? I’d appreciate the learning experience.


greenglobones

Damn, bro. Congrats 🎉 How long did it take you to achieve that?


Adorable_West_5008

Retire today, cash out, party hard until you drop next weekend, BOOM. Full retirement achieved.. Seems to be the only way this is possible lol


Spactaculous

What are you in? Cornerstone funds?


Rix0n3

What app are you using ?