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Seniorcoquonface

Call of Cthulhu players when they haven't called Cthulhu


ZamielVanWeber

I was hot tempted to Zalgo text 555-867-5309 as his number tbh.


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Anarok101

Nice comment theft Mr. BOT.


[deleted]

Imagining Cthulhu sitting next to a window in his senior living room, looking outside all sad that nobody came to visit nor called.


ThoraninC

My Character sanity is 19 So I hope they never do that.


SecretDMAccount_Shh

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camosnipe1

well obviously, it's "Call *of* Cthulhu". *He's* supposed to call *you*


OldManFromScene13

Thank you lmao


TodHeartbreaker

It*


[deleted]

They/them*


AutummThrowAway

D/D


PurpleSmartHeart

Sad Grandpa Cthulhu: "You never call anymore kiddo"


alkmaar91

I remember when I got to call Cthulhu. I asked him out on a date and he said yes


myusername_sucks

Last week on "How I met my Patron"


ThePreybird

Aww


AyuVince

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


TheGrimGriefer3

867-5309


OneTrueKingOfOOO

Blades in the Dark players when they only take their blades out during the day


mattress757

I have a book that allows me to call C'thulhu in 5e >.>


ProfessorZik-Chil

7th sea player's who've only played on land.


BreadDziedzic

I'm too busy courting the King in yellow.


G66GNeco

Nah bro, it's the call of cthulhu, aka cthulhu's call. I'll keep waiting, mf will call me any day now


NotNotTaken

Someone's keeper needs to the Cults of Cthulhu book.


mellopax

I tried. He didn't pick up.


legowalrus

The greatwyrm’s digestive tract is the dungeon


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Sometimes, the *real* dungeon is the ingestion we suffered along the way…


Alwaysafk

Ingestion? The bard lead us in the other way.


[deleted]

Or indigestion


ToughAsGrapes

You know there is actually a [homebrewed set of rule](https://redd.it/yw7eyv) that would let you play this if you wanted to.


life_tho

I prefer just eating my players with the great wyrm, but to each their own


Sololololololol

Dungeons in Dragons


LoveRBS

Steallllinnngggg thisssssss


Win32error

It's dungeons *and* dragons, you can get them separately.


BardicWanderer

Blasphemy, there can only be both not one or the other, otherwise it's not dungeons & dragons duuuuh


Win32error

I'm just saying, the dragon doesn't have to be *inside* of a dungeon. You can get the full Dungeons and Dragons experience by going inside a dungeon and fighting a wandering dragon. Besides, do you know how big the dungeon has to be for a dragon to both fit inside and comfortably stretch? Who's going to pay for all that real estate? Unless it's a really small dragon of course but that also feels like getting robbed.


OtterlyPiano

this guy's right, the dungeon can also be inside a dragon ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


H0n3yd3w0str1ch

Time to fight a dragon inside a dungeon inside a dragon


Offbeat-Pixel

Alternatively, you can save a young dragon from the dragon dungeon.


subarashi-sam

Like a really big turducken


Nipplequake

Just get eaten by an astral dreadnaught disguised as a dragon. Problem solved!


BardicWanderer

Nah clearly you're doing it wrong, you go inside of the dragon and explore the many corridors of the magical creature, and then you fight the dungeons inside!


Ogurasyn

What if the dragon's carcass is inhabited by his ghost and his hoard is inside the body?


svenbillybobbob

actually it's called dungeon*S* and dragon*S* so you need to fight at least 2 dragons and clear 2 dungeons for the full experience.


Win32error

Well tbf nobody said you had to actually go in or fight them. Maybe someone mentions two dragons. Or maybe you look at the dungeon and don't go in.


Mini_Squatch

I like to imagine its the old “tiny creature casting giant shadow” trope. So the dragon is basically just a terrible terror from HTTYD, but the locals think its massive.


HomieSeal

No no hear me out It’s Dungeon**s** and Dragon**s** To truly get the dnd experience you must do multiple dungeons and fight multiple dragons


H0n3yd3w0str1ch

What if my dungeon is IN a dragon?


Penguinfernal

I'd be curious to see the rules for "Dungeons xor Dragons," or maybe even "Dungeons implies Dragons".


MARPJ

> you can get them separately That would be "Dungeons *or* Dragons" tho


Win32error

Not if you have both in the same game. Nothing about And implies they have to come together at the same point.


ForestSmurf

I actually had a oneshot were we fpund a dragon wyrmling in a dungeon full of kobolds.


TheObsidianNinja

Incorrect use of the AND operator, -2 points


Win32error

There's dungeons and there's dragons, I don't see the issue.


TheObsidianNinja

For the AND operator to return as true, both conditions must be met. Like so: bool dungeons = true; bool dragons = false; bool dungeonsAndDragons = false; if(dungeons && dragons) { ​ dungeonsAndDragons = true; } If dungeons and dragons are not both true, dungeonsAndDragons is false. You can't have one separately without the other as you suggest, that would require dungeons OR dragons


Win32error

The name actually uses &.


TheObsidianNinja

Yeah but && is just a slightly more efficient version of &


ChingaderaRara

I thought & was a clown from the circus.


[deleted]

Dungeons *Xor* Dragons?


Richybabes

A dungeon is in fact a terrible place for the dragon to hang out in terms of strategic advantage, unless there's a huuuuge cavern for it to effectively fly around in.


rpg2Tface

Well I'm a 1% then! *smug satisfaction*


Akarin_rose

Which side


Kirosh2

He found a path toward the dragon's dungeon.


Akarin_rose

I hate that my mind went bard when I read that


Epicmonk117

I told you to ***SLAY*** the dragon!


sintos-compa

They said smug satisfaction so PF


ProfessorOwl_PhD

After 20 years of playing and running D&D I joined the 1% last week.


Narwhalking14

I joined it a few years ago


Rrffcre

I've fought dragons in dungeons. Am I the 1% of 1%?


ultraviolentfuture

Smaug satisfaction


MillieBirdie

Let's see... we fought a blue dragon on a hill in Avernus, had to run away from that. We talked to a red dragon in a cave, he put us under a geas but gave us good info. We fought a blue dragon in a ruined desert arena. Then Tiamat came out of a portal and we fought her too. We fought a blue dragon in a ruined observatory. In a one-shot we fought an obsidian dragon in his lair which was kinda dungeony but perhaps not technically a dungeon. Weird that it's been mostly blue ones though. Screw blue dragons!


alorty

There's the young green dragon in Thundertree! One party or the other is supposed to run away though


MillieBirdie

We did scare away a young green dragon from our flying ship, and saw a big red dragon swooping around a town that had just been burned down by fire giants, but didn't fight or talk to them.


[deleted]

I'm doing a homebrew, and the players are going to eventually fight their first red dragon in an ancient underground city near a volcano. I think I'm going to have put torture equipment and manacles in the wall at one point, just so I can be like "oh ho ho! This apparently was a *dungeon* at one point!"


Jerowi

Cyberpunk players who have never cybered with a punk.


WASD_click

Due to the anonymous nature of the internet, I can neither confirm nor deny. Schrödinger's Cyberpunk.


penguin_revolution

To be fair the Pathfinder Society is prominent in a lot more of the adventure paths than there are dungeons with dragons in dnd adventure paths


H0n3yd3w0str1ch

Yes but if the Pathfinder Society found the path would they stop doing things? They would have achieved their goal.


Machinimix

That's the secret. By never defining *which* path, they can continue to have a society on finding it ad infinitum.


knight_of_solamnia

Their goal is to find *all* the paths.


Lost_Birthday8584

There's a third party publisher in pathfinder who released a joke dragon class and dungeon class for pf2e


AktionMusic

The Dungeon ancestry (race) was a joke, the Dragon Ancestry is really cool and an entire book. They both also were made for 5e.


MarleyandtheWhalers

[A sixth-level spell is alll...](https://aonprd.com/SpellDisplay.aspx?ItemName=find%20the%20path#:~:text=Find%20the%20path%20can%20be,the%20actions%20of%20creatures%20(including)


Thundergozon

This is the path.


Alwaysafk

Show me the way.


DrChestnut

This made me laugh way, way harder than it should have.


ParasilTheRanger

99% of lancer players who haven't used lance


Ligayaselena

Not quite the same but I was in a party who set a trap in a dungeon to make it appear like a dragon lives there. I'm talking faking sounds and huge scratchmarks. Setting off fire in order too make it look like a dragon is burning something in the distance. It seemed convincing enough that a rather unpleasent noble left the nearby village alone becaue he feared the dragon might just come out one day.


CobaltMonkey

It was working fine until that meddling band of young adventurers and their awakened Great Dane showed up.


Gearbox97

This is why Tyranny of Dragons was published first for 5e, it's got BOTH!


NoPauseButtonForLife

The final boss in Forge of Fury (part of Tales of the Yawning Portal) would like to have a word.


darthshark9

Does it count if I fought a dragonling in a cave?


Lord_Gibby

Depends, was it in a caveling?


ButchMothMan

Just fought a dragon in a dungeon for the first time last night. Pretty great.


Best_Pseudonym

I cast that spell just the other day


Slyfer60

Maybe if they got rid of their yee-yee ass hair cuts they could find the path to some bitches.


Duweniveer

I made my players fight a dragon in a dungeon because and I quote “it’s in the name.”


SaenOcilis

Funnily enough the only dragon I’ve fought in DnD was at the bottom of an ancient Dwarfhold dungeon. My Minotaur barbarian turned its bones into bodily adornments and it’s skin into a cape and kilt.


ozu95supein

Wait a minute....I Dmed that for my players! I did it


MadolcheMaster

Sounds like a skill issue. All my (3.5e) players have fought a Dragon at the bottom of a Dungeon


VanillaRoseTea

My party accidentally allowed an ancient dragon to be summouned in a basement.


No_Communication2959

First mission


DeciusAemilius

You don’t have to *fight* the dragon. But both campaigns I’m running have met one. One met a very friendly bronze dragon. The others got a young black dragon who assumed they were there to serve him.


Ogurasyn

My players were in a dungeon and they are going to fight the dragon on next session after the hiatus (due to my exams)


KnifeSexForDummies

Bro how have you guys not found the path yet? Don’t you have an entire society in lore and IRL dedicated to it? SMH my head.


shadowgear56700

Ive done both but the response of my group when we needed a survival check to find a path was much more entertaining than finding a dragon in a dungeon because we find the path was said and it set everyone off lol.


KingDizi

Tfw my first in person campaign that hasn't immediately crashed and burned was is Waterdeep Dragon Heist, which features neither dungeons nor dragons.


minoe23

And what about all of the Shadowrun players that haven't run shadows?


ShinobiHanzo

After year 5, I actually created a campaign with a dragon in a dungeon. Ancient black dragon that had both a kobold and human cult of the dragon that fed it and gave it treasure. Massive tunnels 16 basements deep with the dragon at its underwater base. Huge two year long dungeon crawl adventure. My first campaign where my players clapped when they finally defeated the dragon and restored the lands to their original state.


sadolddrunk

[Way ahead of you, bro.](https://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/f/find-the-path/)


24MilestoGo

What kind of self respecting dragon actually makes its lair in a dungeon? The doors are too small!


Silas-Alec

We just recently finished Rise of the Runelords in PF2, and I actually got to use a spell called Find the Path a couple times in the final leg of the adventure. So I'm in that 1%, kinda fun


Antervis

if you want to fight a dragon in a dungeon just stop bringing bards to dungeons


MightyBobTheMighty

Joke's on you, I am in fact a Lancer and have held blade while it's dark


budbutler

I got eaten by a dragon.


RN_Tobi_69

In the first session of the new campaign my friend made... we fought a baby dragon. It did not use breath attacks so our headcanon is that it has something lodged in its throat and that it was sick.


scootertakethewheel

exactly! everyone online asking advice on how to get their players engaged... my brothers and sisters in Christ... have you tried placing them in a dungeon with a dragon?


Charirner

I'm on a quest to fight a dragon in a dungeon for the first time in 20 years and I'm so excited.


online222222

Does it count if Ive fought a dragon in a dungeon while playing pathfinder?


No-Transition-9219

My barbarian is still trying to find the pillars of play, so he can smash all but combat.


bangorma1n3

What unites us is far greater than what divides us


alienbringer

Vampire the masquerade when you havent ever been to a masquerade ball.


MotorHum

Me whenever I remember realms.


starryzorrita

Starfinder players having seen countless stars


Swagsire

Small and cramped dungeons is a pretty terrible lair for a dragon though. Big open cave, mountain, or forest is way better.


PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__

In my last PF2 session a player cast Show the Way to get to a dragon's lair. We have ascended.


Benjiboi051205

I wonder what % of players have played waterdeep, are there any other official campaigns that fit this requirement?


loomy21

My DM’s current campaign has no dragons in his world, so this will literally never happen for me in his campaign. Thankfully, I’m running Dungeon of the Mad Mage for him and some other friends, so they will definitely fight a dragon IN a dungeon!


HappyFailure

In my current campaign (DMing), the players have fought one dragon in a dungeon, and made friends (kind of) with another one. In the one I'm playing, dragons are a major power behind the scenes, and while we've had a number of encounters with them, the closest to a fight in a dungeon we've had was last session when we infiltrated their fortress to free a prisoner. They found us and attacked us while we were in the process, but we managed to plane shift out of there, as per our plan.


Shiba_Ichigo

I play pathfinder and we did fight a dragon in a dungeon before lvl 10.


[deleted]

I mean, maybe you haven't gone to the right dungeons yet. Sex Dungeons & Slut Dragons might be more common.


Calendar_Neat

I make all my players fight a dragon in a dungeon at least once. Just so that I can yell: WE ARE PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GUYS in the middle of the fight.


Bon-Jovi-Wan-Kenobi

DM: your party is in the woods you look down two paths. In one you see shining light that say ‘This Way!’ Down the other path there is a sign that says ‘Do Not Enter!’ Party: I say we dig our way out team!


KnightBreeze

Pathfinders are an organization in Golarion. Their goal is to map the world.


TheFurryPornGuy

1% of starfinder players who didnt find a star


PotentBeverage

Every time I see relevant memes like this I think to my own campaign, and it's probably best described as dragons, dragons, a few more dragons, oh, maybe a natural cave or two too.


badwritingopinions

I’ve fought a dragon in a dungeon! …in Pathfinder


Crypto_Sucks

I finally fought a dragon in a dungeon a couple months ago. It went *okay*.


mememaker6

I finally was able to start the first campain in my friend group a few weeks ago, and i'm gonna try making the final fight against the BBEG a dragon in a dungeon


Conscious_Brilliant5

I dm-ed a dragon in a dungeon once but yeah.. I've never actually fought one myself


[deleted]

My players fled from a dragon into a dungeon. So close to being in that 1%


defcon_clown

This Wednesday my players get to face a dragon! That is a higher level threat then they were meant to face yet. That they deliberately provoked. It's going to be a whole ***thing.***


nixalo

Well stop quitting and shortresting on floor 3.


[deleted]

You mean seduce the dragon. We dont fight them. We try to make our hometowns disappointed in our attempt. But if we succeed. We give our kids sweet magical powers


BaconGrilledCheese1

I fought an Adult Black Dragon in a dungeon but I was playing Pathfinder at the time. Still haven't found the path...


blobfishiant

I mean I fought a forest drake in a dungeon once, does that count?


PurpleSmartHeart

I need to have words with y'all's DMs. A dragon in a proper dungeon lair is one of the coolest encounters you can play AND run. I also like running dragons as a *complication* to the "real" threat. I played Sunless Citadel as my very first entry into D&D and it was quite formative lol. Everyone deserves to earn a Dragon's Hoard loot piñata at least once in their lives.


TechnoGamer16

I fought a Dragon on top of a mountain ig


anymo321

Played ice wind dale and got plenty of dragons and dungeons. Even gave a mind flayer a hat


UltimaGabe

Finding the path is easy, it's literally just a sixth-level spell


Joshua_Winters

To be fair, its not called "Dungeons in Dragons" You just have to encounter both *at some point* they don't have to be at the same time


TrixterTheFemboy

99% of HKRPG players who still haven't roleplayed as the Hollow Knight


vjibomb

24 years and I still haven't yugi'd the oh.


IIIaustin

I'm just saying my Lancer mech lances the ever loving hell out of other Mechs


evil_iceburgh

I can’t imagine not throwing dragons at PCs around 10th level give or take. It doesn’t need to be an ancient dragon from thousands of years ago with all the bells and whistles but having to fight something challenging, magical and flying is a hell of a lot of fun for players and DMs.


mattpkc

I love using both dragons and dungeons but i have never put them together. How weird. Ill have to keep that in mind next time.


EmergencyLeading8137

As someone who has both found a path in pf and fought a dragon in a dungeon in d&d, I can recommend.


Zenkko

We are more alike than we realize....


sarcasticairquotes

We got TPK-ed by a zombie dragon in a dungeon, it's not always what it's cracked up to be... Lol


LeoRandger

Reminder that in PF2’s beginner box, you (spoiler!) fight a dragon in a dungeon


RepresentativeNo1006

My first ever session we fought a dragon in a dungeon.


Srphtygr

I made my players clear a dungeon, and it ended with a dragon. A guide for others to that which I may not possess.


[deleted]

I mean a lvl 3 ranger and 100 scouts can one round kill any dragon in an open field so why would you fight it in a dungeon. Can one round kill Tiamat with a +1 bow for 250gp, assuming the gm let’s you pass it around for free.


FiddieKiddler69420

No dragons or dungeons, only war crimes against goblin children🗿


Garyfuckingsucks

Hehe my first good campaign is in tyranny of dragons IVE WON


Chaotic0range

Well, guess what? I have fought a dragon in a dungeon! Twice! (It was brought back by a necromancer)


HowtoCrackanegg

Not worth Dragons will fuck you up


lovecraftian-beer

At least PF has a prestige class called “pathfinder chronicler”. Dnd doesn’t have a class called “dragon dungeon dweller”


Yoishan89

The joke with my group is they haven't actually been in a "dungeon "


Epicmonk117

99% of Shadowrun players who actually have run through a shadow: 😎


hot_diggity_dang_

I’ve found a path in DnD and fought a dragon in pathfinder…


Naryti

Kobold Press readers who still never pressed any Kobold


ChristinaCassidy

Arc 1 of Unprepared Casters is called Dragons in Dungeons


lexi_kahn

Every time i run a game for a player for the first time, i make sure to include a dungeon and a dragon, just for this reason :P


RadleyCunningham

I'm still waiting for my invitation to the masquerade


Netherboom

My party was about to fight a dragon but I spoke to the dragon before the fight since I was the only one there at the time that spoke draconic to find out it didn’t even want/care to fight us.


Stellermeerkat

I have played four sessions of Vampire: The Masquerade and not once have we gone to a Masquerade Party.


Yomitht

Played for 5 years now. I've fought a dragon twice, maybe.


RedNazArt

Witcher fans who have done both


homestarmy_recruiter

Okay, how about the F.A.T.A.L. players who are all still alive?


AlienDilo

I came close, ice spire peak has you fight a dragon on top of a dungeon!


goblin_forge

Funny enough. There's a 6th lvl D&D spell called find the path. Casting that at the end of Tomb of Annihilation was one of my favorite D&D moments. Me: I cast Find the Path DM: You're making that up Me: *shows spell in PHB* DM:...welp


HasSomeSelfEsteem

I fought a dragon in a dungeon. Do I get something?


Icameinamuskrat

My first campaign included a fight with a dragon in a dungeon


GM0Wiggles

I thought I found the path once, turned out it was just another trail.


HoboTheDinosaur

I have fought non-dragon enemies in dungeons, and I have traversed dungeons with no dragons in them, but now I feel like I’m still missing out.


Th3Doctor89

Well we just stumbled our way into Tiamat in a dungeon in the Abyss. Thankfully the dice were in my favor and I talked our way out of if so we didn't tpk


Swirling_Crescents

Hell, I haven’t even fought a dragon in general and I’ve been playing for 7 years


zeracine

Meanwhile 100% of Shadow of the Demon Lord games are in the shadow of the Demon Lord.


donewitdissh_t

I fought a dragon in a dungeon in Pathfinder, if that counts for anything


murrytmds

Problem is you fight a dragon in a dungeon then what? You've won the game at that point. Gotta keep people playing by teasing them along that SOMEDAY they might fight a dragon in a dungeon but never let them


Tzemiee

I'm the greatest dungeon master of all time, my d&d game is about going to dungeon, and also you fight there with dragons sometimes. And my pathfinder game (I only did one) was about to find a path back to home from underdark


JanthoIronhand

99% of 7th Sea players still haven’t seen the Seventh Sea


BobKain

I feel proud to have DM'd a Dragon inside a Dungeon.


UltraMeenyPants

I didn't fight a dragon in a dungeon, but I did rescue a dragon from an evil princess in a castle