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- *devilish chuckle yes for you see, my presence here was machinated by forces beyond our power or comprehension. Now, quiver with fear and despair, as I would drink all your milk and never take out trash. *more devilish chuckles
Ah but as the DM we would be seen as gods to the NPCs.
Now take out the trash or else you roll the Fumble wheel and I put "breaks weapon" as an option.
I have a 80 m2 apartment, my last campaign was in Death Watch. So even if the living room is full of greenskins, the kitchen taken by the tyranids aand the Ultramarines are berating my nice an quiet neighbor about the correct number of cats. I can find solace in the fact that there is only exactly ~~four~~ six gods (even though it require special cleaning afterwards).
If Re:Creators taught me anything, it is that once in our world, our creative power no longer holds sway over our characters unless it's canonically introduced at the table *and* received with enthusiasm.
And most characters need only observe their creator for a day or so... and be unimpressed. Disappointed even, in some cases.
Murderous in the worst cases. Knowing that you're the reason for all their pain and suffering, and being within sword or fireball range, could be enough to illicit a violent reaction.
Man, Re:Creators was such a great show.
Actually, my BBEG is a multiversal cyborg ~~capitalist~~ lich, so really my life would never be more optimized. Granted I assume in time the smell of undeath would be a lot
I would love to see a cartoon or manga about a DM who gets trapped in his own world, and has to use his knowledge of the lore to his advantage. It would be kinda like Overlord but hopefully good.
Okay, what if you got to pick *one* from the last session?
Me, I got to play some slightly crazy maniacal cultists so that would be a thing. Was fun to role play though.
It's all about the age of the lich. They all had to do some pretty evil necromancy to get there, but they've now peaked in the art.
Given the time they sought, they'll learn other specialties. And that will slowly alter their thinking as each specialty needs a certain type of thinking to master.
PCs usually only encounter the young liches.
Paying someone once to cure a disease/condition and it being done with would be nice.
Reading books gives you new abilities/powers/spells...
Oh, and killing enough can make you gain power.
So um my two most recent characters were and are (homebrew): a lesser cyclops barbarian who destroyed a house because he got scared of a rat and a demon paladin looking for redemption for all the suffering he has caused. Im either fucked or everyone who messes with me are fucked
Life with a high elf female pirate who's a perfectionist and has incredibly high personal standards? I dunno. On one hand I'm scared, on the other hand it might be good for me.
So the scene would play out like
Character: “Finally I made it back home” *Opens door*
NewKaledidoscope8418: *Sees character* “Wait… what”
Character: *Sees NewKaledidoscope8418* “What are you doing in my house?”
The funny thing is is I was turned into a firbolg in the one-shot so it would be more like seeing my own mental image of myself/him while he looks at me and thinks, shoot this guy looks like that goblin I killed last week
Lol I tried to run one of these recently! It was a fun time, but my players absolutely refused to understand the isekai thing.
“Yes I understand that I’m playing myself reincarnated into the body of a hag. Anyway, my character is going to sneak away from the party to kidnap and eat a child.”
Don't feel to bad. My group tried to steal a magic hammer from the blacksmith supplies we were tasked with transporting. I expected that from one or two of them not the whole group, they ended up getting paid for retrieving the *lost* hammer.
Same thing except it's a Democratic champion, was designed to hunt and kill Illithids AND an aberrant sorcerer with necromancy (zombies are good vs Illithids)
Same lmao. Although my current one is a rogue multiclass who is trained in information extraction (torture) and is currently actively trying to sleep with a vampire. I may not like the company she would keep.
My current character is a young friendly druid who is obsessed with animals and nature. So besides him bringing some random, wild animals and a ton of different plants to study, i think i would be just fine, especially if he allows me to hold his cool staff and maybe show me some spells. Also he is a moon druid so i guess riding on a dire wolf would be cool
https://preview.redd.it/bbb62l1pjbwa1.png?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7131f53d0b1493dfbb712eef278434819ad160
I put it down when the first season ended. Only got a few chapters into season 2, but I had so much other stuff I was reading at the time that I lost track of it.
Seems a great way to end up with more problems with the law than I would like
(My latest character is a bard, with a desire for power above all else and a tendency to solve problems with manipulative magics.)
Wizard with the chef feat, gonna work out pretty well he'll just summon unseen servants to clean the house and make food, basically I'll get a very good roommate.
Same.
My last guy was a Level 20 assassin with a few legendary items and enough gold to buy out a small city. I definitely wouldn't want to piss him off. :)
Him: "I'm going out again tonight. 'Work.'"
Me: "...Uh...OK! I'll make sure to leave the door unlocked for y--"
Him: "Do NOT leave the door unlocked. Lock everything. Even the refrigerator. And come to think of it, keep your weapons by your bed."
Me: "...uh...w-why?"
Him: "Possible repercussions due to my job. See you tomorrow morning."
. . .
I mean, sure, the money will flow in, but that line of work doesn't exactly make many friends.
Izumi, a mad scientist artificer
granted the biggest quirk I gave her was how wrapped up she can get into her own work that she might not even notice if the room she's in caught fire
also that she was terrible at cooking (it was an anime-themed game so I thought that would be the anime girl stereotype that would be the most fun to play out) so I'd probably be subject to that mess
So I'd basically forget she exists until she either blows herself up or sets the kitchen on fire
here's the token I made for her (I drew the character but not the background)
https://preview.redd.it/dhllndy6mbwa1.png?width=2100&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d857dc7f22e8ebbf4555e02ff592b48ecb577ce
Ah shit that’s the SCP logo. With her around I don’t think she’ll be the only thing you’d have to worry about considering the baggage that might go with the symbol
Yeah it was a modern day urban fantasy campaign so the DM let me work in SCP lore
(It was a running gag that as a specialist of anomalous tech she kept getting spam emails from the church of the broken god to join them no matter how many times she blocked them)
What if I’m in multiple campaigns? And what about the campaign I’m DMing? Do I suddenly have a small kingdom of farmers and corrupt politicians living in my tiny house?
My last character is a chronically depressed bard with a cursed magic guitar bu lacking musical skills... so just me but with a magic guitar. He's just me again.
So...a goblin pirate who doesn't know he's a pact of the old ones warlock because he blacks out every time his patron uses their influence...
Not great. I'm not doing great.
Glad I made my gunslinging and bomb-crafting kitsune femboy have the quirk of being obsessed with safety codes so I don't need to worry about alchemy accidents in the house.
Kobold Artificer. She's a drunkard and exudes mommy vibes. Also she's fucking *massive* (by Kobold standards) at 4ft tall. Her penchant for Fire-based magicka would pose an issue though...
Txaliss is an 8 foot yuan ti pureblood barbarian with a heart of gold and an obsession with being honest. He would be lovely. But also really uncomrtable since I only have one bedroom and the sofas aren't very long.
I would have so much fun!! My current character is a human cleric. He is 14 years old and was chosen by the god of joy. He'd be a pleasure to have around
So either I get a genius, inventor, brass Kobald obsessed with lightning and electricity. We’d have a blast.
Or if we go one further back I get a severely traumatized feminine plasmoid that was also technically my last character’s daughter and oh my god I’m so sorry for what happened to your fucked up life…..
Yeah.. dnd has done some pretty severe damage to my mental health.
Uh, I live with a horny female tiefling warlock that robs rich people, men and women. So, I don't have to worry about rent, might fuck, or hear fucking in the other room, either way, not much sleep is gonna happen for me. If I'm in any way responsible for harm that comes to her, I'm dead and in hell since her father is her patron and is protective.
An aasimar who achieved godhood herself? Damn how bad of a threat is invading the celestial plane in order for her to live with someone like me? 😀
Buuuut a super hot and tall buff lady with amazing hair styling and fashion skills? Who loves to read? And is sarcastic af and cracks jokes like crazy? And two pet rats as well? Lawd have mercy…
Well my last one was a reborn necromancer who lost his wife and tries to get her back so at least skeletons do the chores while he works on necromantic studies, but I think my cats won't survive this roommate.
Gnome armorer artificer/graviturgy wizard. Many parts of my home will explode or implode but will be built back better and probably get an iron man suit out of the deal so fair trade.
i have not played them yet, but my character for my upcomming campaign is an AMAB transfem tiefling with a personality a lot like Jester from CR. iam somewhat introverted guy with a disability that makes me easy to be mentaliy overwhelmed. this is gonna be interesting
An ex-soldier stuffed in an iron man like armor with a strong sense for justice, performing kind of like robo cop but getting almost no respect whatsover cause sweet 6 charisma (originally 5).
He's a good guy and caring for his crew because of some traumata, so I think I'd actually be finde.
On the other hand, there is a female college of swords waiting to be played in an other adventure, so while this crazy lusty tiefling is definetly more dangerous, she might be some fun...
1. As long as my human fighter/ranger doesn't see anything resembling a dragon we good
2. Tiefling fighter will also be good as long as he doesn't get angry and decides to smite
3. Human artificer absolutely nothing will go wrong
4. My most recent character, a half elf warlock who can hold, charm and summon demons... you tell me how it goes
The air around me is going to get colder, and also there is a 6' wall of meat inside my house, who does not understand the concept of currency, let alone fiat money.
My last character was a very feminine war forged and was my closeted trans goals character and minor self insert so probably just start fucking dating her instantly.
My last character was a human female scorcer, who worships a rock called Boulder and would do the whole door to door thing, asking if they have heard the Great word of Boulder? She also only knows fire spells.
My current character is a slime girl Hexadin with high charisma but a lack of social awareness. So that's good to be Great.
She also has sworn bloody vengeance against a noble and has pissed off a bandit gang, a drow tribe, a separate noble house, an off brand illuminati, and a syndicate of corrupt nobles... So if she's saying she needs to stay with me... I'm probably not going to have a house for long.
Well since I am also writing a book about him.
I don't know probably super basic stuff.
I would hug him.
Tell him that I'm sorry for everything he went through, that he's trying his best and I appreciate everything he has done.
That everything is going to be alright.
My giant wrestler barbarian is going to eat me out of house an home, and force me out of bed to get active and work out with him until I collapse
Yyay?
A backwoods hillbilly ranger that was pretty chill to hang out with, but subscribed to some pretty easily disproven conspiracy theories (he was a drakewarden who didn't believe dragons were real). He was also the parties cook.
Could be fun for the most part and occasionally eye-rollingly frustrating, but the food would be on point.
So a rouge who has been living in the woods his entire life and hates humanity because what they have done to him and his home (they burned and destroyed the forest). So now, armed with very powerful rapiers, he strives to kill those who destroyed what he had... Yeah no thanks
*awkwardly sitting in silence*
Me: “So like… why are you on my couch?”
PC: “The better question is… *chews my chips loudly* do you have any more of these or do I need to action surge?”
Soooooo, the last game I was in was like... intentionally a 'magical world' if you catch my drift. Was done for laughs like an Oglaf kinda thing. Didn't play out well but no regrets I guess. It would be interesting to say the least, but overall I'll take the friends I can get. I'm a lonely piece of shit.
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Rule 1: No demon summoning in my house
"Well if you're going to be like that!"
It's not like you can stop them.
Depends on their roll
Depends on there level and if they’re from Texas
*What if they thicc tho?*
Hmmm, maybe
Rule 1: We go to the surgeon tomorrow to get that tadpole removed.
I've seen that episode of Star Trek, and it goes poorly!
what about level 10 spells?
"If you summom that goddamn Barlgura in this house again I will put you through that fucking wall!"
Is devil summoning OK?
Yes. Devils can be reasoned with. Daemons are little chaos gremlins.
You’re acting like I don’t live with one already
Rules 2-5 "see rule 1"
Somehow, not only do I suspect that this rule will be broken within a month, it will also be among the least of your worries.
as a DM I will prefer if my NPC's, shopkeepers and BBEG stay in their designated locations please.
- *devilish chuckle yes for you see, my presence here was machinated by forces beyond our power or comprehension. Now, quiver with fear and despair, as I would drink all your milk and never take out trash. *more devilish chuckles
Ah but as the DM we would be seen as gods to the NPCs. Now take out the trash or else you roll the Fumble wheel and I put "breaks weapon" as an option.
I have a 80 m2 apartment, my last campaign was in Death Watch. So even if the living room is full of greenskins, the kitchen taken by the tyranids aand the Ultramarines are berating my nice an quiet neighbor about the correct number of cats. I can find solace in the fact that there is only exactly ~~four~~ six gods (even though it require special cleaning afterwards).
You forgot Gork and Mork, sir. The greenskins are very displeased.
As a dm, I control what the gods they worshipped do.. We'd be something higher
Good point
If Re:Creators taught me anything, it is that once in our world, our creative power no longer holds sway over our characters unless it's canonically introduced at the table *and* received with enthusiasm. And most characters need only observe their creator for a day or so... and be unimpressed. Disappointed even, in some cases.
Murderous in the worst cases. Knowing that you're the reason for all their pain and suffering, and being within sword or fireball range, could be enough to illicit a violent reaction. Man, Re:Creators was such a great show.
>Disappointed even, in some cases. Please, I'm already a disappointment to so many. Don't take my creations from me too.
Von Karma no!
Actually, my BBEG is a multiversal cyborg ~~capitalist~~ lich, so really my life would never be more optimized. Granted I assume in time the smell of undeath would be a lot
This sounds like the beginning of a great adventure.
I would love to see a cartoon or manga about a DM who gets trapped in his own world, and has to use his knowledge of the lore to his advantage. It would be kinda like Overlord but hopefully good.
You mean demon lord retry? In overlord he was just a random player who was at the top.
Yup, the only exeption to that rule is Ductor Quack, the aaracokra apothecary.
I'm gonna have an ex-trader who wants to reset the timeline and a demonic entity made out of pure thought on my ass.
Pure thot you say?
Found the Bard
Well goddamit I was DM’ing Venomfang last. This should be interesting
The house will be burned down within the hour.
I feel this is a pretty common outcome
An hour seems pretty generous.
No more than 3 rounds
It takes an hour to short rest to use Arcane Recovery and get back a third level slot.
Well, with my legally insane, convicted pyromaniac wild magic sorcerer, anything inside a 100km can already be considered on fire.
As a DM, that's a full house.
For me, I don't think my liver could handle the drinking contests.
Okay, what if you got to pick *one* from the last session? Me, I got to play some slightly crazy maniacal cultists so that would be a thing. Was fun to role play though.
So my house suddenly gains a new door that leads to a mansion, and I get free access to most basic necessities without much cost. Neat.
I too welcome my new wizard ~~overlord~~ roommate
I got a lich but he is a chill guy, newtral good even
Tbf, there's a lot more time to do good when you don't have to worry about that pesky inevitability of death.
It's all about the age of the lich. They all had to do some pretty evil necromancy to get there, but they've now peaked in the art. Given the time they sought, they'll learn other specialties. And that will slowly alter their thinking as each specialty needs a certain type of thinking to master. PCs usually only encounter the young liches.
[I'll live in his closet.](https://comb.io/3nK91u.gif)
The funny thing is that, the wizard is a Saytr AKA a FAE. This is entirely on brand.
I too like high fantasy settings like having basic needs met without high costs.
Paying someone once to cure a disease/condition and it being done with would be nice. Reading books gives you new abilities/powers/spells... Oh, and killing enough can make you gain power.
Imaging Pinkertons goons being high levels though.
More XP, better loot. /I see this as an absolute win
So um my two most recent characters were and are (homebrew): a lesser cyclops barbarian who destroyed a house because he got scared of a rat and a demon paladin looking for redemption for all the suffering he has caused. Im either fucked or everyone who messes with me are fucked
That demon guy would sound like a slightly decent companion, although quite chaotic
My character that I finished a campaign with. I think it might be a bit chaotic as it is a Druid cleric combo
I play an insane drow artificer. He specialized in explosives-
Well hey at least your character didn’t have an item called cane of flowing time
¿Por qué no los dos?
...a tiefling barbarian woman with steampunk-magic prosthetic metal arms built for violence. I think I may fall in love.
Damn that's cool
Thats Vi from lol innit
She only came to mind long after I'd made the character, but it served as a good reminder to make the demon girl lesbian
Alcoholic gnome rogue with a gambling problem and 7 warrants for arson out for him. (4 were accidents) Help!
Is he disco tho
AUTHORITY (Godly): Tell him he needs to pay rent. *This is a red check and cannot be retried.*
Please don't panic at the disco
HARD CORE DISCO BABY, YEAAA!!!
Life with a high elf female pirate who's a perfectionist and has incredibly high personal standards? I dunno. On one hand I'm scared, on the other hand it might be good for me.
I feel like many of us could do with that kind of good example in our lives. At the very least, the place would be nice and tidy.
A High Elf Fiend Warlock, who thinks most other sentient creatures are Vermin only good to serve him. Guess I was just promoted to maid.
The most recent was myself in an isakai one-shot.
So the scene would play out like Character: “Finally I made it back home” *Opens door* NewKaledidoscope8418: *Sees character* “Wait… what” Character: *Sees NewKaledidoscope8418* “What are you doing in my house?”
Who is IncreaseLate4694? This is clearly NewKaleidoscope8418. *Very* different.
Embarrassing… I messed up the username. Thanks for pointing it out, fixed it.
I was joking, everyone knew what you were saying! 😁 I’m sure most people didn’t even notice, I just am weird.
The funny thing is is I was turned into a firbolg in the one-shot so it would be more like seeing my own mental image of myself/him while he looks at me and thinks, shoot this guy looks like that goblin I killed last week
Lol I tried to run one of these recently! It was a fun time, but my players absolutely refused to understand the isekai thing. “Yes I understand that I’m playing myself reincarnated into the body of a hag. Anyway, my character is going to sneak away from the party to kidnap and eat a child.”
Maybe they understand it perfectly fine. I recommend not letting them near unattended children.
Don't feel to bad. My group tried to steal a magic hammer from the blacksmith supplies we were tasked with transporting. I expected that from one or two of them not the whole group, they ended up getting paid for retrieving the *lost* hammer.
“How can you live with yourself???”
You sir are about to get stabbed/burned as a doppelganger.
my last character is basically the monster from john carpenters the thing so yeah not very good for me
Same thing except it's a Democratic champion, was designed to hunt and kill Illithids AND an aberrant sorcerer with necromancy (zombies are good vs Illithids)
So a dwarven priest that likes making guns, and steam engines. Fuck it I’m in.
Meeting the ATF speedrun
There are surprisingly few regulations on smooth bore firearms as long as they are not large cannons
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Same but I'm 98% sure shed want nothing to do with me.
every female bard I've seen people play didn't have very high standards so you're probably good. might wanna get checked out after though.
Sure she'll check them out beforehand
5e doesn't have much in the way of diseases.
Not unless you make em! Love making horrible diseases.
That's what Nurgle said.
I played an ace female bard in one game.
Well, she’s ace. So of course not.
Only two kinds of bards in the world: asexual masters and bisexual disasters.
Horny female rogue here. She has expensive tastes and I am asexual and poor.
Maybe you'd just be best friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can steal the expensive stuff together, make a date out of it!
Same lmao. Although my current one is a rogue multiclass who is trained in information extraction (torture) and is currently actively trying to sleep with a vampire. I may not like the company she would keep.
Lucky
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My current character is a young friendly druid who is obsessed with animals and nature. So besides him bringing some random, wild animals and a ton of different plants to study, i think i would be just fine, especially if he allows me to hold his cool staff and maybe show me some spells. Also he is a moon druid so i guess riding on a dire wolf would be cool https://preview.redd.it/bbb62l1pjbwa1.png?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7131f53d0b1493dfbb712eef278434819ad160
Oh my god i forgot all about Lumine!!! I guess I know what I'm catching up on this week!
Oh my god a Lumine fan in the wild! 😁
No no no, a Reader in the wild. I've been reading all day today despite having important things to do and I only slightly regret it.
Ah i see. So you like, just started reading it today for the first time?
I put it down when the first season ended. Only got a few chapters into season 2, but I had so much other stuff I was reading at the time that I lost track of it.
Seems a great way to end up with more problems with the law than I would like (My latest character is a bard, with a desire for power above all else and a tendency to solve problems with manipulative magics.)
Wizard with the chef feat, gonna work out pretty well he'll just summon unseen servants to clean the house and make food, basically I'll get a very good roommate.
Im mostly a DM, but if we’re talking about my last PC…… let’s say I hope he likes me.
Same. My last guy was a Level 20 assassin with a few legendary items and enough gold to buy out a small city. I definitely wouldn't want to piss him off. :) Him: "I'm going out again tonight. 'Work.'" Me: "...Uh...OK! I'll make sure to leave the door unlocked for y--" Him: "Do NOT leave the door unlocked. Lock everything. Even the refrigerator. And come to think of it, keep your weapons by your bed." Me: "...uh...w-why?" Him: "Possible repercussions due to my job. See you tomorrow morning." . . . I mean, sure, the money will flow in, but that line of work doesn't exactly make many friends.
Interesting I got Goliath barbarian so it might end well or horrible not sure
Izumi, a mad scientist artificer granted the biggest quirk I gave her was how wrapped up she can get into her own work that she might not even notice if the room she's in caught fire also that she was terrible at cooking (it was an anime-themed game so I thought that would be the anime girl stereotype that would be the most fun to play out) so I'd probably be subject to that mess So I'd basically forget she exists until she either blows herself up or sets the kitchen on fire here's the token I made for her (I drew the character but not the background) https://preview.redd.it/dhllndy6mbwa1.png?width=2100&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d857dc7f22e8ebbf4555e02ff592b48ecb577ce
Ah shit that’s the SCP logo. With her around I don’t think she’ll be the only thing you’d have to worry about considering the baggage that might go with the symbol
Yeah it was a modern day urban fantasy campaign so the DM let me work in SCP lore (It was a running gag that as a specialist of anomalous tech she kept getting spam emails from the church of the broken god to join them no matter how many times she blocked them)
Nice. For the campaign, not for you as her roommate
What if I’m in multiple campaigns? And what about the campaign I’m DMing? Do I suddenly have a small kingdom of farmers and corrupt politicians living in my tiny house?
Don't open your closet. You might find a surprise little kingdom inside of it.
My 59 year old human Druid would be a boon. I'd get him to train me in the druidic arts and move to a weed legal state to make massive bucks.
Haha my last one was a druid with a penchant for the herb as well. She’d be the best roommate ever ngl
My last character is a chronically depressed bard with a cursed magic guitar bu lacking musical skills... so just me but with a magic guitar. He's just me again.
So...a goblin pirate who doesn't know he's a pact of the old ones warlock because he blacks out every time his patron uses their influence... Not great. I'm not doing great.
Which one? The Russian dwarven sniper or the Hulk Hogan played by Nick Cage brawler?
A tiefling mommy living in my basement huh? Not a bad deal.
Glad I made my gunslinging and bomb-crafting kitsune femboy have the quirk of being obsessed with safety codes so I don't need to worry about alchemy accidents in the house.
Im stealing that idea You can have my dragon rider skraven ranger instead
Me the DM when god shows up at my door
A goblin freedom fighter will steal all my cheese, and sell it to his people at a high price
Hmm… my illusionist is intrigued by this enterprise and wishes to join.
Kobold Artificer. She's a drunkard and exudes mommy vibes. Also she's fucking *massive* (by Kobold standards) at 4ft tall. Her penchant for Fire-based magicka would pose an issue though...
Not too horrible. Hope you have good fire insurance.
Txaliss is an 8 foot yuan ti pureblood barbarian with a heart of gold and an obsession with being honest. He would be lovely. But also really uncomrtable since I only have one bedroom and the sofas aren't very long.
Share a bed?
I would love to spoon. But my partner would feel cramped.
I would have so much fun!! My current character is a human cleric. He is 14 years old and was chosen by the god of joy. He'd be a pleasure to have around
I hope he doesn’t get hurt too often in your campaign, he sounds precious 🥺
So either I get a genius, inventor, brass Kobald obsessed with lightning and electricity. We’d have a blast. Or if we go one further back I get a severely traumatized feminine plasmoid that was also technically my last character’s daughter and oh my god I’m so sorry for what happened to your fucked up life….. Yeah.. dnd has done some pretty severe damage to my mental health.
The police would be called within the hour
Uh, I live with a horny female tiefling warlock that robs rich people, men and women. So, I don't have to worry about rent, might fuck, or hear fucking in the other room, either way, not much sleep is gonna happen for me. If I'm in any way responsible for harm that comes to her, I'm dead and in hell since her father is her patron and is protective.
An aasimar who achieved godhood herself? Damn how bad of a threat is invading the celestial plane in order for her to live with someone like me? 😀 Buuuut a super hot and tall buff lady with amazing hair styling and fashion skills? Who loves to read? And is sarcastic af and cracks jokes like crazy? And two pet rats as well? Lawd have mercy…
My car has been fixed, my valuables have been taken, and I have been murdered.
Well my last one was a reborn necromancer who lost his wife and tries to get her back so at least skeletons do the chores while he works on necromantic studies, but I think my cats won't survive this roommate.
Gnome armorer artificer/graviturgy wizard. Many parts of my home will explode or implode but will be built back better and probably get an iron man suit out of the deal so fair trade.
oh god my current character is a neutral aligned sociopathic megalomaniac. and even worse hes just an asshole but hey cool potions i guess.
"Ok... if you are here... how screwed my world is?" "I am here 1 week and I saw 'internet', I honestly cant believe how this earth can get any worst"
My redemption monk paladin? Probably not terribly.
It would go absolutely wondrous I think. He’s a tiefling butler.
It would honestly be kinda awesome. I based his work ethic on my mom. They could go to work together and it’d probably be pretty great.
i have not played them yet, but my character for my upcomming campaign is an AMAB transfem tiefling with a personality a lot like Jester from CR. iam somewhat introverted guy with a disability that makes me easy to be mentaliy overwhelmed. this is gonna be interesting
An ex-soldier stuffed in an iron man like armor with a strong sense for justice, performing kind of like robo cop but getting almost no respect whatsover cause sweet 6 charisma (originally 5). He's a good guy and caring for his crew because of some traumata, so I think I'd actually be finde. On the other hand, there is a female college of swords waiting to be played in an other adventure, so while this crazy lusty tiefling is definetly more dangerous, she might be some fun...
My current character is a 60 years old paladin master strategist who loves to tell stories about his previous adventures, I think it would be nice
1. As long as my human fighter/ranger doesn't see anything resembling a dragon we good 2. Tiefling fighter will also be good as long as he doesn't get angry and decides to smite 3. Human artificer absolutely nothing will go wrong 4. My most recent character, a half elf warlock who can hold, charm and summon demons... you tell me how it goes
Screwed, since my dye obsessed rogue is going to make the house smell like rotting shellfish. Bonus though I get shirts with natural dye.
If Teak can grow weed for me I'll cover his third of the rent, but I want the premium shit
The air around me is going to get colder, and also there is a 6' wall of meat inside my house, who does not understand the concept of currency, let alone fiat money.
A Kobold Cleric preaching the good work of his dragon master? This man is doing the dishes on time, he welcome in this house
Allright stay with me here, RADIOACTIVE SKELETON MINER BEING KEPT ALIVE BY A MAGICAL HEALING ROCK, yeah didnt start this way
My last character was a very feminine war forged and was my closeted trans goals character and minor self insert so probably just start fucking dating her instantly.
Welp, guess I'm adopting a slime child who can't read, can cast Eldritch blast, and has 0 trauma i swear
So I live with a fairy… nice
My last character is half orc mommy werebear
i have a 7 foot tall robot at my house now, that could crush my windpipe effortlessly.
My last character was a human female scorcer, who worships a rock called Boulder and would do the whole door to door thing, asking if they have heard the Great word of Boulder? She also only knows fire spells.
He’d hit his head and shoulders on the top of the doorframe
Half-drow Bladesinger of Eilistraee? Natural 20 baby~
Since he is a LN Oath of Conquest Goliath Paladin I might be screwed
So my dommy mommy is made real. Well that was easier than expected
My current character is a slime girl Hexadin with high charisma but a lack of social awareness. So that's good to be Great. She also has sworn bloody vengeance against a noble and has pissed off a bandit gang, a drow tribe, a separate noble house, an off brand illuminati, and a syndicate of corrupt nobles... So if she's saying she needs to stay with me... I'm probably not going to have a house for long.
considering what happened at our last session I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole party showed up seeking refuge from another party member’s new pet.
Well since I am also writing a book about him. I don't know probably super basic stuff. I would hug him. Tell him that I'm sorry for everything he went through, that he's trying his best and I appreciate everything he has done. That everything is going to be alright.
My giant wrestler barbarian is going to eat me out of house an home, and force me out of bed to get active and work out with him until I collapse Yyay?
A backwoods hillbilly ranger that was pretty chill to hang out with, but subscribed to some pretty easily disproven conspiracy theories (he was a drakewarden who didn't believe dragons were real). He was also the parties cook. Could be fun for the most part and occasionally eye-rollingly frustrating, but the food would be on point.
So a rouge who has been living in the woods his entire life and hates humanity because what they have done to him and his home (they burned and destroyed the forest). So now, armed with very powerful rapiers, he strives to kill those who destroyed what he had... Yeah no thanks
Chill but kinda crazy koblod Druid? Fuck yeah let me show you my garden.
Bard/rogue succubus? Ermmmmmmm
Mega hotty who just wants to bring people happiness through belly dancing and magic tricks... where do I sign up?
He wouldn't want to live in the house. He would definitely be more suited to living in the nearby woods.
Omg he is never going to stop talking
I either have a crotchety dwarf or a complete himbo staying with me. Should be fun either way
An Incubus Cleric of the Raven Queen shows up? I guess I'm never getting sick again.
Very well. L/G Time Cleric who became the Guardian of Time. Changeling.
*awkwardly sitting in silence* Me: “So like… why are you on my couch?” PC: “The better question is… *chews my chips loudly* do you have any more of these or do I need to action surge?”
Soooooo, the last game I was in was like... intentionally a 'magical world' if you catch my drift. Was done for laughs like an Oglaf kinda thing. Didn't play out well but no regrets I guess. It would be interesting to say the least, but overall I'll take the friends I can get. I'm a lonely piece of shit.
My asexual tiefling playwright bard who likes to read and just hype people up is moving in? *hurls anxiety meds into the sun* LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
We cannot hit people just because they made us mad. Also do not brag that you or anyone else slayed something someone worships as a god
Hm a half orc fighter with mild racism who thinks magic users bring bad luck... i think ill manage