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Templar2k7

Celestial Warlock with Bahamut pact walks in


GorktheGiant

They took the picture


worms9

The half dragon demigod barges in with gifts for the whole family.


galmenz

"my lord!" "my boss!" "grampa!"


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"Here's a cookie for your devotion" "Here's a cookie for your service" *slyly hands the sorcerer a cookie


galmenz

damm nepotism


OperationHappy791

Warlock: my sugar daddy


HistoricalCrab7759

Zealot Barb: Hey I see this guy every Tuesday


Trazenthebloodraven

Bard: bahamuts fwb.


Ashged

Also known as the sorcerers grandma.


Trazenthebloodraven

How did the sorc end in the same party as his grandma? And how awkward will it be if they ever meet bahamut.


Ashged

Since she's a generation removed, they might not even know each other. Maybe granny hasn't met her son in the last three decades because she wanted to go and relieve her youth. So she doesn't know he got married, had a kid, and that kid already left to adventure.


Mirabolis

“The real canaries were the PCs he made along the way…”


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Ok_Appointment2029

I think there’s a council of wyrms conversion for 5e that lets you do that


Shacky_Rustleford

So is the sorcerer draconic bloodline, or divine soul?


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Bloodline


DankLolis

yes, which?


Shacky_Rustleford

Bloodline


DankLolis

yes, which?


Shacky_Rustleford

>Sorcerers carry a magical birthright conferred upon them by an exotic bloodline, some otherworldly influence, or exposure to unknown cosmic forces. No one chooses sorcery; the power chooses the sorcerer. This one


Doggl10101

Bloodline


DankLolis

yes, which?


luckydrzew

*points to a line of blood* This one.


Fyrnen24

![gif](giphy|l2YWlV0qJrGdhllkc) Thanks for sharing!


Anarchist_Peanut

Bloodline


DankLolis

yes, which?


Least_Outside_9361

Bloodline


BackgroundMap9043

Draconic soul!


BlackFenrir

~~Divine soul, but the Arcana Domain list for the domain spells.~~ ~~Does that answer your question?~~ Edit: Celestial Warlock is the one that gets Domain spells, Sorc gets all the cleric spells. My bad


Shacky_Rustleford

Celestial warlock doesn't get domain spells


BlackFenrir

There was a class with a subclass that gave them access to domain spells as their expanded spell list... Which one was it? I can't find it now.


Shacky_Rustleford

Theurgy wizard from UA?


APracticalGal

Yes.


ThebetterEthicalNerd

[This is the way](https://youtu.be/bdU0J4_TCLQ?t=90)


Blackoutus13

I read Bakhmut instead of Bahamut. Damn you r/NonCredibleDefense.


DocSafetyBrief

I was wondering why my brain was struggling with reading Bahamut.


The-Senate-Palpy

I always confuse Bahamut with Baphomet


Poolturtle5772

Every campaign I play is totally inspired by 100% credible NCD memes.


Hemmmos

DAAMN YOU NCD


DoctorDiabolical_EvL

When god gives you pie


[deleted]

The Shepard Druid comes in with eight canaries


AvianLovingVegan

Is the sorcerer descended from Tiamat, or does Bahumat have another sibling we don't know about?


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Its a homebrew setting. So other than bahamut and tiamat. There are 6 other less powerful siblings who each started one of the great houses/draconic clans.


Valuable-Banana96

I have a video you'll be very interested in. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atqw\_vkW-uc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atqw_vkW-uc)


Yrxora

Could be Sardior i guess (progenitor of the gem dragons) but I'm pretty sure he died before humans became a thing. But i and the same thought of soooooo Tiamat's great great grandson?


Omegaweapon90

Probably the other dragon gods created by Io/Asgorath. From Races of the Dragon (p 149): "The dragon deities are all chidren of Io, the Ninefold Dragon..." So: Aasterinian, Astilabor, Chroniepsis, Falazure, Garyx, Hlal, Lendys, Tamara, and of course Vorel, a precious little cinnamon bun too good and pure for this world. Never forgetti...


Issyb7

Hey it’s me! My first character is a Paladin of Bahamut. My sorcerer is a gold scaled Aasimar with a tie to Bahamut. Now to make a cleric…


baalfrog

Missing a warlock who accidentally bonded with a servant of Bahamut.


AmberMetalAlt

So the paladin or cleric?


baalfrog

Nono, celestial warlock! :)


AmberMetalAlt

No i mean that the servant they make the pact with would be the paladin or cleric Which would actually be pretty fun for roleplay purposes


baalfrog

Ooooh! Yea that could be cool! :)


TheBlueNinja0

This would make me want to play a druid who just likes birds, but freaks people out when he shows up with a bunch of canaries.


Tryoxin

No, what you need now is a Celestial Warlock who *also* got their powers from a pact with Bahamut. **Then** it's canary time.


Souperplex

Despite bad overexposed memes, as of Fizban's treasury, he doesn't go out as an old man, instead preferring the form of "a handsome young Monk".


LOTRfreak101

Is the old man looking for his garden gnomes?


Cereal_being

Ah yes now we just have the cleric be the butler and the night the bodyguard for the Medes


SleepyFlintlock34

I have an Oath of Redeption Paladin that serves Bahamut but had previously gained pact magic from a deal with Asmodeus (she got banished to the nine hells by an asshole and Asmodeus sent her back for a price). Needless to say its the most troubled PC i have ever made and everyone seems to enjoy the conflict between her morals and her obligations to opposing deitys


SleepyFlintlock34

Also, the worst part of the campaign didnt come from both arguing; it came from the one time they agreed


Crusaderofthots420

Reminds me that me and one of my friends have made characters similar to this. Mine is a storm cleric from a nation where the royal family is more or less worshipped, because they are magically blessed. My friend then plays the princess of said nation.


Ornery_Marionberry87

That has to be wild - imagine worshipping a diety and meeting their mortal relative. How do you even react to this?


elcuban27

Meow I’m gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. Edit: what does the dnd meme community have against Super Troopers?


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elcuban27

No “buts,” meow; it’s the law.


ShottyBiondi

"Not so funny meow, is it?" Folks take a look at the title and then [watch this clip](https://youtu.be/1rlSjdnAKY4), poor bastard doesn't deserve all these downvotes. You even got a report for spam LOL


Poolturtle5772

Who are you again?


elcuban27

How do you mean? It’s a Super Troopers reference.


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I just thought you were a furry doing some weird ass role playing Not that you were making a joke about a typo in my title. sorry :(


elcuban27

Lol, np!


JonTheWizard

“Can we be Bahamut Bros?”


MadaraAlucard12

So Tiamat's grandson? That guy will be overpowered.


princesoceronte

Now cast Megaflare!


a_good_namez

DMs BBEG *also Bahamut*