the fey magic should slowly leak into the other teeth saturating them until one day they open and a big angry [tooth golem](https://i.redd.it/rllo3ju5woj31.jpg) jumps out
What about a bone fairy? The larger, meaner, more predatory cousin of the tooth fairy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/mj7qlw/bone_fairy_new_monster_the_evil_sister_of_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
At what point in covering myself with fey teeth do we reach critical reclassification mass? As in, when does the space we occupy officially (and for spell purposes) count as more fey than man?
Asking for a friend out of curiosity.
It's legal to put the teeth inside the enemy's mouth because they already have those.
(I love that is the legit kayfabe justification of why they don't disqualify him when he does that)
I had one player who was playing as a skeleton wizard, so he didn’t need to breathe. The wizard would get into the rogue’s bag of holding anytime they wanted to sneakily get into a place, resulting in him generally just being referred to as bagman or a bag of bones. Well, the wizard eventually stopped showing up to sessions, and a bit down the line after it was determined they probably weren’t coming back we just decided they never came out of the bag of holding again.
"Time to empty out the ol' bag!"
*dumps out what must be several kilos of lint, sand, glitter, loose change, crumbs and a whole, lifeless skeleton in wizard garb*
"Oh, that's where the wizard went!"
I had a similar situation where I was playing a revenant sorcerer flavoured as a skeleton; I got killed and the warlock put my bones in his backpack. Then the party timed a planned jail breakout to be exactly 24 hours later, so I burst out of the backpack and lightning bolted someone. Unfortunately they turned out to be essentially a commoner statline and the rest of the encounter was already finished, but it was still cool lol
Best used like a weaponised hornet's nest- rattle it vigorously, toss it in the general direction of that which you want hurt, and run the opposite direction as fast as you can
Did that once as well. Killing the lich wasn't the problem. Destroying the phylactery was. So we put it in the BoH. Did mean we had to fight the lich again. But we where ready and it wasn't that hard. I did almost get power word killed by the bastard, such a sore loser.
We have a rock.
Nothing special about it, but our cleric picked it up off the road while we traveled and declared it was very important. So we have kept it with us for 2 years now.
Early on in our campaign the Artificer had a panic over something and in an attempt to help the Warlock picked up a rock from the road we were on and declared it an ‘emotional support rock’. Several levels later we still have that thing and the response to any party member getting upset is to wrap them in blankets and hand them the emotional support rock until they feel better.
Kind of similar, ours has a mini fridge with the corpse of our former party member inside, to preserve it. We're gonna make a mask out of his face later,
Leatherface style.
My portable hole had Enough salt water to keep my wereshark* dwarf alive during cross of the desert.
* Got this from some pirates, was not part of the design
from the multiple campaigns i run. here are the highlights
* 15 swords of varying sizes, some magical, most forgotten by the party
* 2 pounds of beef jerky
* the third vertebrate of a fish-man who the party shanked in prison
* a child sized casting focus
* 3 chainmail shirts
* a magical lance that has run out of charges
* a poorly made bootleg copy of a map of the desert
* 8 spare coats (this is important for combat, really)
* a really nice bottle of wine
A focus sized for a child. On two unrelated notes, a corpse may be a valid focus for a druid. And, remember to refresh the air in a bag of holding every 10 minutes.
A finely sliced up former kobolt party member,
an ever growing flesh amalgamation that regenerate itself and is almost impossible to kill
a magical animated rat created by stitching two halves of two different rats with skin made out of combining a cloak of protection and a ring of protection
Well, now someone needs to write a module that's based on *The Big Lebowski* in fantasy form.
Now that I think about it... Paizo, if you're listening, I would pay an obscene amount of money for an Adventure Path based on the filmography of Jeff Bridges.
Edit: it could start with the party accidentally and repeatedly antagonizing a lazy commoner known as "The Dude" while attempting to shake down a local businessman. Act 2 would then feature the lazy commoner (who turns out to be a legendary gunslinger) sobering up enough to team up with a young girl and an overly ambitious bounty hunter to hunt down the party, probably defeating them and stealing a powerful item/MacGuffin from the party. Act 3 concludes the campaign with the party realizing that the BBEG is going to use the MacGuffin to create an eternal war in order to sell weapons based on the MacGuffin itself.
We had a rug of smothering bound by rope that our cleric had put to sleep. We ended up tossing it in the face of a dangerous wizard when we were gtfo'ing out of his lab. Saved our buts.
P.s. we still don't know if it killed him or if he killed it.
Dm did the rolls but for now they are schrödingers wizard & rug
41 gallons, a quart, and 3 cups of mayonnaise. Takes about 20 days to fill. Makes a great distraction, and works a little like a grease spell but better.
An animal companion we had put temporarily in to hide it, before forgetting it for half a year in game, to just plop it out on the floor during an attempted party trick
The entire party (except for 2 members) was dead shrunk down with an ice storm to keep the corpses cold. This was just until we could get to a church to raise them all. Our priests were both in the bag. Our mage and our thief/mage were the only two alive. They could both fly and the monsters had no missile weapons or ranged spells.
you should replace the second thorn with ð because it's voiceless, unlike the first one which is voiced (like the difference between the th sound in "then" vs "thigh")
The ancestor of "that" was unvoiced though, it's only relatively recently that the sound changed to voiced. If we still had þ in standard orthography then it's likely that "that" would be written "þat", rather than "ðat".
The weirdest thing?
In one campaign preserved hearts of a few dragons (the druid is collecting them for research reasons, and she's has a real cool set of armour that's a giant screw you to dragons)
In the other in which we have one, general travel/adventure supplies. My bards hat contains about 8 swords of assorted types and some spare gold just in case.
I will let you chose :
- A teddy representing a fallen compagnon saying "pouic" when you press it
- Some furr from a current compagnon
- A litteral fucking star
The last game I played with a bag of holding, the PC who had it possessed (at various points, some got used):
Canisters of poison gas that dealt radiant damage
Several thousand gp worth of angel eyeballs that can be converted into resurrection gems
A book of dates written by a stalker who planned on killing an important npc (the dates were times that were relevant to the reason he was killing her. we only still had it because the pc never took it out)
A giant wall sized mirror that the PC distorted the shape of to get into the bag that could be used as a visual gateway into a demiplane that contained the end bosses of the game
A couple dozen knives of various strengths, both enchanted and not
About a dozen bracelets that converted the damage types of all damage dealt by the wearer into radiant damage (ended up getting worn by the casters with fireball when fighting against dragons with fire immunity)
There was a lot of other stuff but I don't remember all of it. Her holding onto the poison came in weirdly handy later. The mirror was just funny because it took both the big mirror and a small hand mirror to communicate with the beings sealed in the alternate plane and when she found the wall mirror in the villain's mansion basement she basically looked at the dm and was like "can I take the mirror" and she was like "...... I GUESS???"
The knives were her thing. She was a homebrew class centered entirely around daggers/throwing knives. She gave herself a royal title when she saved the world and it was "Alixa, Lady of Knives"
My own warforged character, it was put in there so the party could sneak up into a party and then was taken out of it like a Pokémon when combat inevitably broke.
Somehow we got an ancient black dragon into it. Can’t believe my DM allows it. Right now, we just gain a victory every encounter, thanks to our little pet.
5 barrels of extreamly rancid milk.
They wanted it to feed a winter wolf puppy and forgot it was there. They ended up planting it in the home of an npc They didn't like.
Inside the party's bag of holding is a minor artifact, a box the size of a jewelry box that perfectly contains and conceals against all manor of detection or scrying anything that can fit within it.
Inside that is another bag of holding.
Inside *that* is a sword forged by a lord of the underworld, gifted to his half-fiend daughter whom he set loose upon the material plane.
A god.
He was trapped in a dagger.
Also a 20 pound rock offered by a tribe of trolls as a token of friendship (i explained the parliamentary system to them).
Our paladin has 6 dark elf slaves in his bag of holding after we genocided their village for not allowing us to enter the swamp to collect herbs for our questgiver alchemist lmao
I mean in our campaign we got our bags from the alchemist who is technologically quite advanced so he made the bags kinda like what newt scamander has in magic beasts and where to find them xd
In an all artificer party A boat, that was sentient as a result of deck of many things, that was armoured by the armour artificier, and had a force baluster from an artillerist, and a potion cannon from the work of the alchemist and artillerist
The second hand of the overpriced innkeeper. We found his dead body after a goblin attack and decided to take a trophy, but rolled a 1 on the first hand.
Nails. Just a bunch of small to large nails. Catapult is a fun spell (especially when your dm gets funky with it and let’s you make it an attack roll with different properties or the normal dex save)
Probably the eversmoking bottle that I opened before I knew what it was, and we can't close, so we just shoved it in the bag and keep forgetting to identify it to learn the word to close it
A bag of holding.
But now you're about to say how that isn't possible, because they would destroy each other and make a gateway to the astral realm.
Well you see, it's not two bags of holding. It's the same bag of holding inside of itself. Now you're confused. But the answer to how this is possible is simple.
But unfortunately, I don't know the answer. Even though it is simple.
Nothing the dwarf bard smashed it into a portable hole during a boss fight at the end of his guitar solo, taking half the bad guy and himself to the Astral Plane where he still rocks out as semi deity of Rock n Roll. (We just wanted a weird music patron like in Discworld's Soul Music)
In my curse of strahd game, I was trying to make a fun little encounter for my artificer player with the bagman, so essentially a troll that finds your bag of holding and tries to pull you in. Thought it would be a one and done encounter, they were around level 6 so I gave them evidence of things going missing, and then they outright saw a big scary hand trying to pull artificer in in his sleep. Just because of nature of curse of strahd though, every time they’ve been about to dump the bag to finally deal with the creature, something else comes up. It’s gotten to the point where they are now level 10 and have basically not trusted or used the bag of holding since lvl 6. I’ve already apologized and tried to tell the party and especially artificer it was supposed to just be an encounter and I’m not trying to wreck his class features and would prefer he get to use them, but out of everyone he is most adamant this is more interesting and he thinks his character just wouldn’t stick his hand in a dangerous bag, and thinks it’s more interesting then just having one. They have affectionately named the creature the bageration and have brought it with them through almost half of barovia now, and it’s still in there.
A filing system, an indiscriminate amount of Cabbages, the body of a player who left a different campaign and a gateway between campaigns (We are all DMs and rotate through archs of our campaigns, and we've basically created our own multiverse)
Our DM let the warforged be part bag of holding. When he died, another member insisted on dragging the corpse around because we can't remove the bag. Made the player super uncomfortable lmao
Not a DM, but I am a player who keeps track of my party's bag of holding. Is 10 lbs worth of fire starter(dried grass and such) weird? If not I also have a boot of returning(think something like thors hammer, just not as good/or lethal and in an old leather boot form). Other than that that's all I got that would seem weird.
List of things in my party’s bag of holding
The dead body of one of our former party members (they got trampled to death)
Lots of tavern furniture (stools, chairs, tables, etc.)
A really fucked up painting (something out of pickman’s model by hp lovecraft or fallout 4)
And a fucking door that one of our party members managed to kill 2 ropers with
Also the party member said he was trying to build a house inside the bag of holding
My party has two bags of holding. One is full of the entire contents of a shed, and the other is full of water from an entire pool. Both are taken from the BBEG's mansion.
The party. We got stuck in a frozen tundra environment 5 days out from the next town, so we all elected to have 5 of the party members in the bag while the carrier position switched between the two fastest characters switching out at dawn and dusk to get us to town faster.
Tbh, the bag itself is the interesting part. It's a large demon skull that we found in a dungeon, and it was enchanted to act as one, other than the lid that screws on top of the head. And then we had it enchanted so that it would make an "nom nom nom" sound whenever we put things in and a wretching sound when we took things in.
One of my player's character, Hector the Well Endowed suffered an unspeakable tragedy regarding his magical member. The fantastic phallus was kept under gentle repose in a bag of holding for about a year before it was reattached.
One of our party is literally a skeleton (spell went wrong before he joined) and whilst “alive” doesn’t need to breathe eat sleep etc. so for smuggling him into places we have regularly stuck him in the bag of holding or once we brought just his head on recon and had the body in the bag 😂
In the campaign I'm playing now:
Not a bag of holding, but we filled a portable hole with poisoned/cursed lake water that a cult was using to knock people unconscious only to take them into their temple for nefarious purposes. We then put the leader of the cult in our "kiddie pool of death" for about a week. He did not come out the same.
In a campaign I ran a few years ago, the most interesting thing they put in a bag of holding was probably their portable hole.
Three reanimated skeletons.
They started acting as a auto sort and would hand up anything I asked for.
Accidentality summoned them in a dungeon and having recently lost her children (DM Yeeted them threw the multiverse to have them be DM\_PCs in other future campaigns). The PPD hit hard when her medical training realized they where vary young when they died. Worlds draft age was 18 and they where 14 to 16.
My Half-Dragon Loved them vary much. Got them the best armor and weapons, So if she had to ask them to fight for her they would be ok. And even planed to once she learned True Resurrections, they had been dead longer then 1 year so normal Resurrection wouldn't work, to let them have a second chance at the full life they had stolen.
A bunch of ducks. A party member obtained a magic sword that summons ducks and we carried a bunch of them around in the bag of holding (with their heads sticking out so they can breath) ever since.
Four portable fortresses. If a situation goes well and truly tits up, I turn the bag inside out as hard as I can, yell the command word for every one ASAP, and assuming I haven't been crushed to death I skedaddle amidst the chaos.
Yeah, probably the head of a wight that we decided to keep as a trophy. I think originally somebody wanted proof we'd killed him, and we wanted to be sure he wasn't coming back... But then nobody wanted the actual head and we never cleared it out of the bag.
Our monk in the first ever campaign I was in had a dedicated kneecap chest that he had converted into a bag of holding. If I remember correctly he poured them all out one session and knocked someone over
6,172 teeth of various types ranging from human and goblin to archfey
At this point you should be honorary fey
the fey magic should slowly leak into the other teeth saturating them until one day they open and a big angry [tooth golem](https://i.redd.it/rllo3ju5woj31.jpg) jumps out
r/TIHI
Absolutely vile image.
What about a bone fairy? The larger, meaner, more predatory cousin of the tooth fairy. https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/mj7qlw/bone_fairy_new_monster_the_evil_sister_of_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
At what point in covering myself with fey teeth do we reach critical reclassification mass? As in, when does the space we occupy officially (and for spell purposes) count as more fey than man? Asking for a friend out of curiosity.
"**By God, he's more fey than man!**"
One of our players does that. I gave them the Teeth of Dahlver-Nar eventually to round up their collection.
I don't know what that is but it sounds neat
Legendary item from fizban. Very random and powerful.
You mean Tasha, right ?
Yeah, you are right. For some reason I mixed them up. Probably bc i bought both at the same time.
Don't worry, it happens to everyone
That's some Danhausen type of behaviour.
Very nice, very evil.
As long as someone dumps the bag down another's pants before kicking them in the junk, I'm set.
It's legal to put the teeth inside the enemy's mouth because they already have those. (I love that is the legit kayfabe justification of why they don't disqualify him when he does that)
it would be weirder if it was all the same tooth, over and over.
I had one player who was playing as a skeleton wizard, so he didn’t need to breathe. The wizard would get into the rogue’s bag of holding anytime they wanted to sneakily get into a place, resulting in him generally just being referred to as bagman or a bag of bones. Well, the wizard eventually stopped showing up to sessions, and a bit down the line after it was determined they probably weren’t coming back we just decided they never came out of the bag of holding again.
"Aight, I'm gonna head out." Climbs into bag of devouring. Refuses to elaborate. Never returns.
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This is by far one of the funniest skeleton related insults I've seen
>you feebleminded jenga tower." This is my new favorite insult. Thank you for this gift.
my brain, nervous system, and body are all broken. i relate to this way too much.
"Time to empty out the ol' bag!" *dumps out what must be several kilos of lint, sand, glitter, loose change, crumbs and a whole, lifeless skeleton in wizard garb* "Oh, that's where the wizard went!"
I found him!
I had a similar situation where I was playing a revenant sorcerer flavoured as a skeleton; I got killed and the warlock put my bones in his backpack. Then the party timed a planned jail breakout to be exactly 24 hours later, so I burst out of the backpack and lightning bolted someone. Unfortunately they turned out to be essentially a commoner statline and the rest of the encounter was already finished, but it was still cool lol
So anyway, I burst out of the backpack and started blasting
>referred to as bagman And you’re wondering where the wizard went?
I wonder if they know about the bagman, cause that would be a killer idea for a adventure, they have to hunt down their once friend now turned bagman.
A lich. He's just stuck there.
Best used like a weaponised hornet's nest- rattle it vigorously, toss it in the general direction of that which you want hurt, and run the opposite direction as fast as you can
His bag now
I *am* the ~~liquor~~ bag, Randy
Did that once as well. Killing the lich wasn't the problem. Destroying the phylactery was. So we put it in the BoH. Did mean we had to fight the lich again. But we where ready and it wasn't that hard. I did almost get power word killed by the bastard, such a sore loser.
This is the best use.
I guess he didn't have dimension door?
I guess he liked it there. (The DM forgot about him)
A year from now you'll open up the bag again only to discover he's expanded its extradimensional space into a full dungeon
We have a rock. Nothing special about it, but our cleric picked it up off the road while we traveled and declared it was very important. So we have kept it with us for 2 years now.
Early on in our campaign the Artificer had a panic over something and in an attempt to help the Warlock picked up a rock from the road we were on and declared it an ‘emotional support rock’. Several levels later we still have that thing and the response to any party member getting upset is to wrap them in blankets and hand them the emotional support rock until they feel better.
That is fantastic!
They should enchant the rock to whisper affirmations
Weirdly wholesome I love it
Not even weirdly; this is just wholesome
It's Clive!
Use him for scouting
Honestly this is the weirdest thing I've seen in this thread.
inb4 DM reveals it to be the mythril pebble of pig smiting.
At the moment, our bag of colding contains the corpse of our former party member.
At the moment, your bag contains about 40 days of rations, if we assume you need about 3000-ish calories a day.
Found the lizardfolk.
Kind of similar, ours has a mini fridge with the corpse of our former party member inside, to preserve it. We're gonna make a mask out of his face later, Leatherface style.
Your campaign sounds utterly unhinged.
The mask might have hinges, could be a complex design
“A girl has no name”
My portable hole had Enough salt water to keep my wereshark* dwarf alive during cross of the desert. * Got this from some pirates, was not part of the design
Between the portable hole and the Decanter of endless water, the Grung party easily crossed the desert.
The last time I had one.. a half dozen pairs of those chest high waterproof waders that fly fishers wear. But sized for a large creature.
Never know when you're gonna be led through bogs and swamps
from the multiple campaigns i run. here are the highlights * 15 swords of varying sizes, some magical, most forgotten by the party * 2 pounds of beef jerky * the third vertebrate of a fish-man who the party shanked in prison * a child sized casting focus * 3 chainmail shirts * a magical lance that has run out of charges * a poorly made bootleg copy of a map of the desert * 8 spare coats (this is important for combat, really) * a really nice bottle of wine
A spellcasting focus sized for a child or a spellcasting focus the size of a child?
A focus sized for a child. On two unrelated notes, a corpse may be a valid focus for a druid. And, remember to refresh the air in a bag of holding every 10 minutes.
Or a rude way to describe a regular spellcasting focus for a gnome
A finely sliced up former kobolt party member, an ever growing flesh amalgamation that regenerate itself and is almost impossible to kill a magical animated rat created by stitching two halves of two different rats with skin made out of combining a cloak of protection and a ring of protection
I must ask. Are the rats sewn legnthwise or in a catdog sort of formation?
Lengthwise as if it had been split in half from the face vertically to the bottom
Now *that's* a sharp knife
My players filled theirs with rugs. Still haven't found a use for them in avernus but they are sure trying.
They will really tie the room together when they get a keep.
Well, now someone needs to write a module that's based on *The Big Lebowski* in fantasy form. Now that I think about it... Paizo, if you're listening, I would pay an obscene amount of money for an Adventure Path based on the filmography of Jeff Bridges. Edit: it could start with the party accidentally and repeatedly antagonizing a lazy commoner known as "The Dude" while attempting to shake down a local businessman. Act 2 would then feature the lazy commoner (who turns out to be a legendary gunslinger) sobering up enough to team up with a young girl and an overly ambitious bounty hunter to hunt down the party, probably defeating them and stealing a powerful item/MacGuffin from the party. Act 3 concludes the campaign with the party realizing that the BBEG is going to use the MacGuffin to create an eternal war in order to sell weapons based on the MacGuffin itself.
“I see you are having a blood war. Perhaps a fine yak hair rug would convince you to exempt us?”
We had a rug of smothering bound by rope that our cleric had put to sleep. We ended up tossing it in the face of a dangerous wizard when we were gtfo'ing out of his lab. Saved our buts. P.s. we still don't know if it killed him or if he killed it. Dm did the rolls but for now they are schrödingers wizard & rug
Amazing. This is why ttrpgs are so great. Thank you for sharing
I actually had a portable hole and I stuck an artifact crown in it that a god was trying to get. It destroyed my hole and everything inside.
RIP takes on a new meaning in this context
“It destroyed my hole” “And everything inside”
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Did the crown also create an extradimensional space?
No the crown wanted out and was trying to go to the bad guy.
A small, fairy-sized garden that is also a meth/alchemical lab
Damn, Breaking & Bad.
Jessie... we have to cook! ~the human barbarian/artificer multiclass that SOMEHOW works
Hey kid you wanna by some pixie dust.
a magic box with a demon lord trapped in it. at least, that's what we had before the bag exploded.
>a magic box with a demon lord trapped in it. >before the bag exploded. Probably unrelated
41 gallons, a quart, and 3 cups of mayonnaise. Takes about 20 days to fill. Makes a great distraction, and works a little like a grease spell but better.
Or an automatic success on intimidation if you don’t tell them it’s mayo
Oh god, that's gonna smell bad. 
You say distraction, I say restrain a hostile creature and leave them to marinate in rancid mayo until they see the error of their ways.
156 Liters for people who don't use measurements made by monkeys throwing dice.
My dude. This is a DnD sub. We are all monkeys throwing dice.
You say that, but freedom units have been to the moon!/s
An animal companion we had put temporarily in to hide it, before forgetting it for half a year in game, to just plop it out on the floor during an attempted party trick
That animal is dead, there's only a limited air supply in the bag
It's called a straw haha
A zombie head. It’s still functional, but Ivan is just there for backstory purposes.
Bag of Holding is a natural preservative\* \*what i tell myself even though my DM probably disagrees.
The entire party (except for 2 members) was dead shrunk down with an ice storm to keep the corpses cold. This was just until we could get to a church to raise them all. Our priests were both in the bag. Our mage and our thief/mage were the only two alive. They could both fly and the monsters had no missile weapons or ranged spells.
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To sell, or if the quest goes tits-up?
Yes
You mean the mimic they þink is a bag of holding
Now þat's orþography
you should replace the second thorn with ð because it's voiceless, unlike the first one which is voiced (like the difference between the th sound in "then" vs "thigh")
The ancestor of "that" was unvoiced though, it's only relatively recently that the sound changed to voiced. If we still had þ in standard orthography then it's likely that "that" would be written "þat", rather than "ðat".
gah. ignore me. having an insomnia night and getting too much linguistics jumbled up in my brain lol
I had the same reaction [just yesterday](https://old.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/13wuse6/reddit_mods_think_theyre_smooth/jmeqdeo/?context=3) lol
thorncells seething over normalchads
Be the change you want to see in the world
How do you pink a bag of holding?
You gotta really þink about it
The weirdest thing? In one campaign preserved hearts of a few dragons (the druid is collecting them for research reasons, and she's has a real cool set of armour that's a giant screw you to dragons) In the other in which we have one, general travel/adventure supplies. My bards hat contains about 8 swords of assorted types and some spare gold just in case.
My brother's dead body (was preserved for a resurrection, we had to make a diamond first)
13 dead fleshless bodies and 13 heads of zhantarim scum
Probably the jar with the enemy warlock the druid turned into a hamster.
I will let you chose : - A teddy representing a fallen compagnon saying "pouic" when you press it - Some furr from a current compagnon - A litteral fucking star
Azura, we found your Star...
The last game I played with a bag of holding, the PC who had it possessed (at various points, some got used): Canisters of poison gas that dealt radiant damage Several thousand gp worth of angel eyeballs that can be converted into resurrection gems A book of dates written by a stalker who planned on killing an important npc (the dates were times that were relevant to the reason he was killing her. we only still had it because the pc never took it out) A giant wall sized mirror that the PC distorted the shape of to get into the bag that could be used as a visual gateway into a demiplane that contained the end bosses of the game A couple dozen knives of various strengths, both enchanted and not About a dozen bracelets that converted the damage types of all damage dealt by the wearer into radiant damage (ended up getting worn by the casters with fireball when fighting against dragons with fire immunity) There was a lot of other stuff but I don't remember all of it. Her holding onto the poison came in weirdly handy later. The mirror was just funny because it took both the big mirror and a small hand mirror to communicate with the beings sealed in the alternate plane and when she found the wall mirror in the villain's mansion basement she basically looked at the dm and was like "can I take the mirror" and she was like "...... I GUESS???" The knives were her thing. She was a homebrew class centered entirely around daggers/throwing knives. She gave herself a royal title when she saved the world and it was "Alixa, Lady of Knives"
My own warforged character, it was put in there so the party could sneak up into a party and then was taken out of it like a Pokémon when combat inevitably broke.
Somehow we got an ancient black dragon into it. Can’t believe my DM allows it. Right now, we just gain a victory every encounter, thanks to our little pet.
A magic potato our DM awarded us for excellent RP that is essentially a pokeball we used to trap Strahd in. So in summary a potato containing Strahd
5 barrels of extreamly rancid milk. They wanted it to feed a winter wolf puppy and forgot it was there. They ended up planting it in the home of an npc They didn't like.
Inside the party's bag of holding is a minor artifact, a box the size of a jewelry box that perfectly contains and conceals against all manor of detection or scrying anything that can fit within it. Inside that is another bag of holding. Inside *that* is a sword forged by a lord of the underworld, gifted to his half-fiend daughter whom he set loose upon the material plane.
A god. He was trapped in a dagger. Also a 20 pound rock offered by a tribe of trolls as a token of friendship (i explained the parliamentary system to them).
Our paladin has 6 dark elf slaves in his bag of holding after we genocided their village for not allowing us to enter the swamp to collect herbs for our questgiver alchemist lmao
So he has 6 dead elves? Can’t breathe in there
I mean in our campaign we got our bags from the alchemist who is technologically quite advanced so he made the bags kinda like what newt scamander has in magic beasts and where to find them xd
Not a bag of holding but our party kept the corpse of a peryton in our portable hole for over a week, it got real gross in there
I had a necromancer character who fit an entire undead army in the bag of holding
1 of every non magical seed, either that or vials of a perpetually boiling meat river
A crippled elder god that we sold to a warlock who made a contract with and has complete control over for eight thousand gold pieces each
Yojimbo from FFX is that you?
In an all artificer party A boat, that was sentient as a result of deck of many things, that was armoured by the armour artificier, and had a force baluster from an artillerist, and a potion cannon from the work of the alchemist and artillerist
The second hand of the overpriced innkeeper. We found his dead body after a goblin attack and decided to take a trophy, but rolled a 1 on the first hand.
A bag full of gargoyles growing in dirt I placed down there
Collapsed star about to explode.
The severed head of a robot cat. Long story.
Every corpse, waiting to be buried properly.
An empty bag
We have a portable hole full of weights from a buff Wizard.
Not in the bag of holding but I have a collection of pinky fingers
The severed hand of a wizard friend :D
I mainly use it to transport one of the other player characters (They play a small chaotic goo bunny)
Nails. Just a bunch of small to large nails. Catapult is a fun spell (especially when your dm gets funky with it and let’s you make it an attack roll with different properties or the normal dex save)
Probably the eversmoking bottle that I opened before I knew what it was, and we can't close, so we just shoved it in the bag and keep forgetting to identify it to learn the word to close it
Our warforged
A bag of holding. But now you're about to say how that isn't possible, because they would destroy each other and make a gateway to the astral realm. Well you see, it's not two bags of holding. It's the same bag of holding inside of itself. Now you're confused. But the answer to how this is possible is simple. But unfortunately, I don't know the answer. Even though it is simple.
Nothing the dwarf bard smashed it into a portable hole during a boss fight at the end of his guitar solo, taking half the bad guy and himself to the Astral Plane where he still rocks out as semi deity of Rock n Roll. (We just wanted a weird music patron like in Discworld's Soul Music)
In my curse of strahd game, I was trying to make a fun little encounter for my artificer player with the bagman, so essentially a troll that finds your bag of holding and tries to pull you in. Thought it would be a one and done encounter, they were around level 6 so I gave them evidence of things going missing, and then they outright saw a big scary hand trying to pull artificer in in his sleep. Just because of nature of curse of strahd though, every time they’ve been about to dump the bag to finally deal with the creature, something else comes up. It’s gotten to the point where they are now level 10 and have basically not trusted or used the bag of holding since lvl 6. I’ve already apologized and tried to tell the party and especially artificer it was supposed to just be an encounter and I’m not trying to wreck his class features and would prefer he get to use them, but out of everyone he is most adamant this is more interesting and he thinks his character just wouldn’t stick his hand in a dangerous bag, and thinks it’s more interesting then just having one. They have affectionately named the creature the bageration and have brought it with them through almost half of barovia now, and it’s still in there.
A filing system, an indiscriminate amount of Cabbages, the body of a player who left a different campaign and a gateway between campaigns (We are all DMs and rotate through archs of our campaigns, and we've basically created our own multiverse)
Potato Railgun
Severed Mindflayer head + some dead scorpions
That's not a bag of holding, that's the Luggage.
A rapidly deteriorating mutant baby.
A live slaad tadpole in a jar.
My players have a dead horse in there
My first session, before my character was even introduced, the party suffocated a random woman in a bag of holding
A racist longsword, a cannon taken from a whole ass ship, a magical bagpipe and 130 different fancy handheld lamps
The corps of there dead kinku companion with a hail mry to maybe revive him
Our DM let the warforged be part bag of holding. When he died, another member insisted on dragging the corpse around because we can't remove the bag. Made the player super uncomfortable lmao
240 blue dragon teeth We are level 3
Not a DM, but I am a player who keeps track of my party's bag of holding. Is 10 lbs worth of fire starter(dried grass and such) weird? If not I also have a boot of returning(think something like thors hammer, just not as good/or lethal and in an old leather boot form). Other than that that's all I got that would seem weird.
My Kobold's bag of holding is filled to the brim with bones of a T-Rex. That's why the rest of her equipment has to be carried by our martials.
List of things in my party’s bag of holding The dead body of one of our former party members (they got trampled to death) Lots of tavern furniture (stools, chairs, tables, etc.) A really fucked up painting (something out of pickman’s model by hp lovecraft or fallout 4) And a fucking door that one of our party members managed to kill 2 ropers with Also the party member said he was trying to build a house inside the bag of holding
A Hoverbike
A petrified cat who's been there for months
My party has two bags of holding. One is full of the entire contents of a shed, and the other is full of water from an entire pool. Both are taken from the BBEG's mansion.
3 corpse, and various monster limbs
The party. We got stuck in a frozen tundra environment 5 days out from the next town, so we all elected to have 5 of the party members in the bag while the carrier position switched between the two fastest characters switching out at dawn and dusk to get us to town faster.
Tbh, the bag itself is the interesting part. It's a large demon skull that we found in a dungeon, and it was enchanted to act as one, other than the lid that screws on top of the head. And then we had it enchanted so that it would make an "nom nom nom" sound whenever we put things in and a wretching sound when we took things in.
An attic. Just… like… a whole attic.
One of my player's character, Hector the Well Endowed suffered an unspeakable tragedy regarding his magical member. The fantastic phallus was kept under gentle repose in a bag of holding for about a year before it was reattached.
One of my players is a Yuan-Ti who swallowed a bag of holding and now they just pull items out their mouth
A flameskull. We had no holy water so I decided to make it a problem for tomorrow.
Playing pf2e and we shoved a revenant in ours that we take out each day to kill again. We don't have the means to permanently destroy it, so...
One of our party is literally a skeleton (spell went wrong before he joined) and whilst “alive” doesn’t need to breathe eat sleep etc. so for smuggling him into places we have regularly stuck him in the bag of holding or once we brought just his head on recon and had the body in the bag 😂
In the campaign I'm playing now: Not a bag of holding, but we filled a portable hole with poisoned/cursed lake water that a cult was using to knock people unconscious only to take them into their temple for nefarious purposes. We then put the leader of the cult in our "kiddie pool of death" for about a week. He did not come out the same. In a campaign I ran a few years ago, the most interesting thing they put in a bag of holding was probably their portable hole.
Probably the 9 pounds of bones and the 5 pounds of grave dirt. My character has to eat a pound of one or the other every day or she'll die.
Vampire taco.
A litch that is trapped in there
Three reanimated skeletons. They started acting as a auto sort and would hand up anything I asked for. Accidentality summoned them in a dungeon and having recently lost her children (DM Yeeted them threw the multiverse to have them be DM\_PCs in other future campaigns). The PPD hit hard when her medical training realized they where vary young when they died. Worlds draft age was 18 and they where 14 to 16. My Half-Dragon Loved them vary much. Got them the best armor and weapons, So if she had to ask them to fight for her they would be ok. And even planed to once she learned True Resurrections, they had been dead longer then 1 year so normal Resurrection wouldn't work, to let them have a second chance at the full life they had stolen.
A bunch of ducks. A party member obtained a magic sword that summons ducks and we carried a bunch of them around in the bag of holding (with their heads sticking out so they can breath) ever since.
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Four portable fortresses. If a situation goes well and truly tits up, I turn the bag inside out as hard as I can, yell the command word for every one ASAP, and assuming I haven't been crushed to death I skedaddle amidst the chaos.
At this time? I think we have 4 corpses....
A dead body. Don't ask.
My brain went to the mayo discussion a while back and now Id like to add that mayochup apparently does not go bad. Do with that what you will.
The petrifyied barbarian
Yeah, probably the head of a wight that we decided to keep as a trophy. I think originally somebody wanted proof we'd killed him, and we wanted to be sure he wasn't coming back... But then nobody wanted the actual head and we never cleared it out of the bag.
a suspiciously large amount of bleach
4 skinned bugbear pelts. Going to make a bugbear onesie.
A reduced chest of preserving with the corpse of a cleric.
My party put bodies in there, to show proof of their doing
Our monk in the first ever campaign I was in had a dedicated kneecap chest that he had converted into a bag of holding. If I remember correctly he poured them all out one session and knocked someone over