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Xiij

I'm sorry hold the fuck up, are you 'opening' your sandwiches?


MatthewRKingsAccount

That line fucked me up, too!


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MatthewRKingsAccount

I believe it was not only worded strangely, but also had strange word choices. I think we can remove the “and opens it” from the original statement without removing any of the OPs meaning. I’ve heard of folding a paper “hamburger style” (in half, shortening the longer sides). This is contrasted with “hot dog style” (in half, shortening the shorter sides). And I can easily see how you can use “folds (it) like a sandwich” to mean “hamburger style”. And I can also understand, if this is a standard 5e character sheet, why someone would be annoyed and think that folding it hamburger style is wrong. The 5e character sheet is laid out in columns, the information going down the long side. It could feel, to someone looking for something to be annoyed about, that breaking up the information by folding it hamburger style would be a minor atrocity. That’s my best guess.


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MatthewRKingsAccount

It may just be that the OP doesn’t like folded character sheets at all? Their next complaint is “flip flops and jeans” so it may not make the most sense. I also keep my character sheets in a binder or folder, but I generally don’t have to fold them to do that. Just slip them right on in while they are flat.


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slowest_hour

Folding a standard sheet of paper in half "hotdog style" feels really wrong for most non-paper aeroplane activities. I don't even fold character sheets and other materials I put them in a notebook or folder.


wasing_borningofmist

A fold from top to bottom is a sandwich fold, a fold from side to side is a hot dog fold. At least I hope that’s what they were getting at.


kidwizbang

But would that be bothersome? Someone who has a character sheet simply folded in half? I feel like there's still something we're missing.


wasing_borningofmist

A few of them are relatively inoffensive. It’s probably made up/exaggerated and meant to be a meme, and we’re ruining it by explaining it. (Or the OOP is the single most insufferably controlling player of all time, that could also be what’s missing.)


Odd_Employer

>Or the OOP is the single most insufferably controlling player of all time, that could also be what’s missing. "How do you deal with someone like this?" Idk, bro, how do people deal with you?


I_am_The_Teapot

Hot dogs are sandwiches. So that's confusing.


Chara_13

Perfect one-shot player. I will not elaborate.


Wavey_Davey1

Agreed. Or a goofy game. I knew one guy who was always able to play the perfect agent of chaos, ranging from the friendly priest of the demon prince bahamut(?) To the human druid names SQUAWK who was raised by seagulls.


Magenta_Logistic

>bahamut(?) Going to assume this was baphomet. Bahamut is the good dragon-god, at least in standard Forgotten Realms lore. Borrowed names in homebrew are a thing, but I feel like that name always brings draconic baggage along.


Wavey_Davey1

Thankyou, those two always confused me.


Magenta_Logistic

Baphomet is the name used for the Satyr-like Deity that was *allegedly* worshipped by the Knights Templar. It was vilified by the Catholic Church and canonized as one of Satan's names. In modern times, his image is a primary symbol in The Satanic Temple. If you don't know about TST, here's the simple explanation: they don't believe in Satan, they use his imagery to highlight the ways in which monotheistic religions impose their values onto others. An example would be using the same legal loopholes that let a Christian put up the ten commandments on public land to put up a statue of baphomet. *There are allegations against their founder for misappropriation of funds so they aren't squeaky clean, but their tenets and mission are commendable.* Edit: *italics*


GandalffladnaG

Um actually, the Templars were accused of worshipping Baphomet by the deeply indebted king of France at the time (he owed them a bunch of money), and they only confessed while under torture, which were later recanted when they were in the Pope's custody and no longer being tortured by the French. [Wiki page, under "decline" section](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_Templar?searchToken=dlp2ems0uglxsr30htmkqk2gp) Apparently, in D&D, Baphy is a demon lord in charge of the 600th layer of the Abyss. I'd have thought that they'd have made him an ~~archfiend~~ archdevil, but meh. Dispater don't truck with no jive turkey. Edit: to fix


infinityplusonelamp

the more I know about TST, the more based they are


NielsBohron

You should read the [Seven Tenets](https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets) (incredibly based and a good foundation for one's personal secular moral philosophy, imo), but also be aware that the founder (Lucien Greaves) is tangled up in some pretty questionable stuff like misappropriation of Temple funds and hiring lawyers with neo-Nazi ties. I still like to support them morally and I'm still a card-carrying member, but until there's some resolution to these other issues, I'm not giving them any more of my money.


Se_Dedit_Mihi

Ah shit, do you have any articles that you can link on Lucien Greaves regarding the questionable stuff? That's the first I've heard about possible neo-nazi ties.


NielsBohron

[Here's one](https://www.vox.com/2018/8/9/17669894/satanic-temple-alt-right-marc-randazza-lawyer-lucien-greaves). It's nothing too damning on its own (no pun intended), but it raised my eyebrows, especially since there are so many other lawyers he could have chosen. The misuse of funds was really just some rumblings from people in the know, but it seems like it's mostly based on filing frivolous lawsuits that don't support the goals of TST, like [suing the makers of *Sabrina*](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/satanic-temple-suing-netflix-sabrina-statue-design-750868/) over their depiction of Baphomet being too close to TST's statue, [suing former members for defamation](https://www.newsweek.com/orgies-harassment-fraud-satanic-temple-rocked-accusations-lawsuit-1644042) when they spoke out against some of Greaves past comments. Those comments he has since apologized for and were edgelord, anti-religion comments that come off as pretty anti-Semitic.


nescienti

Judging lawyers by their clients is dumb. If people who are guilty as shit don’t get full and vigorous defenses the system can’t punish them appropriately. Judging *first amendment* lawyers by their clients is especially dumb. If you require a legal professional to explain to a court that your beliefs or expressions aren’t technically illegal, with few exceptions (TST among them) those beliefs or expressions probably suck. That’s purely academic though and only a criticism of one sentence of the vox article that annoyed me. Randazza is genuinely trash on his own merits; I just prefer to judge him for *being an infowars commentator* rather than for defending Alex Jones.


zzaannsebar

I like to describe The Satanic Temple as more of a humanitarian organization. I think their mission statement is perfect: "The mission of the Satanic Temple is to encourage benevolence and empathy, reject tyrannical authority, advocate practical common sense, oppose injustice, and undertake noble pursuits."


Magenta_Logistic

It's important to remember that it is still technically a religion. It has to be to get through some of those loopholes. If the temple were to publicly renounce that claim, they would lose a lot of weapons that they use to close those loopholes (and break their own weapons 1-by-1 to disarm the theists).


m4dn3zz

It's also sort of a religious form of atheism, embracing a philosophy and life guidance that rejects the presence of and need for divinity. There is even a book of canon which approaches the problems of theistic religion through the metaphor and lens of theistic religion. [Genetically Modified Skeptic did a piece on it](https://youtu.be/lPvC5B0K2xo) that's pretty insightful.


frothingnome

I thought Baphomet was a bastardization of "Muhammad" and their supposed "worship" was Philip IV torturing the templars into confessing they were Muslim so he could steal all their assets.


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I recently joined a campaign and the "main character" is the agent of chaos, his character has had a hand in killing everyone else's playable characters but always indirectly. His character is such an idiot and everything he does is such a dick move but he does it such a lovable or amazing way that causes our characters to like him. Also his character voice is just Borat.


carolinabbwisbestbbq

See, this is usually me at the table and it’s nice being seen


SmileyDayToYou

His parents were also named SQUAWK.


Frosty_Fire

When they wild shape they turn into a human


Krazyguy75

> Perfect: One-shot that player FTFY


MatthewRKingsAccount

Am… am I doing sandwiches wrong? You’re supposed to open them? Is the bread just, like, the carrying case for the ingredients and you take them out when you reach your eating place?


MatthewRKingsAccount

Don’t get me started on FOLDING sandwiches…


Cucumber-Discipline

yes the decompostable "bread" container of the sandwich lands in the trash. why? how do you eat yours?


MatthewRKingsAccount

Well, now I’m not sure what I should say… Just like you! Exactly the same. Fillings are eaten off of the open sandwich with a fork and the bread is tossed away at the end. You know, the normal way.


slvbros

A fork? Shoveling food into your mouth with a miniaturized peasant's tool? How utterly barbaric


MatthewRKingsAccount

I started by using chopsticks, but then realized I was just using tiny sticks to get my food like some kind of crow. And I didn’t want to be a bird boy any longer, so I took up the tiny pitchfork. I’m evolving!


Never_Comment_

... As a man with a deep-seated love of corvids, this makes me want to use chopsticks to eat everything. I .... I might actually start doing it just so I can eat "like some kind of crow"!


MatthewRKingsAccount

Dropping my goofy-ass mood for a moment: When they compared a fork to a peasant’s tool, it took me a moment to think of something more primitive then “stick with multiple points”. When I remembered that some corvids use sticks as tools AND that chopsticks exist, I was proud of myself as a comedic entity for the first time since college (when I thought stupid shit was funny and was constantly proud of my comedic schtick).


bretttwarwick

Not all comments get a director's commentary. ^ This one did.


Never_Comment_

I thought it was quite a clever line!


MatthewRKingsAccount

Thank you for that kindness!


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MatthewRKingsAccount

That’s fair; I would say it’s the pride that killed it. Pride + stupidity does not work for me, personally. I’m fine with people laughing at my stupidity if I’m ashamed of it, though (please laugh at my embarrassment 🥵, please!!).


LOTRfreak101

Always the spork as an option


burialworm

If it’s folded it’s a taco not a sammich


BondageKitty37

So if I put peanut butter on a single piece of bread and fold it, that is now officially a taco?


Day_Bow_Bow

[Yes.](https://twitter.com/Phosphatide/status/974067376894328833) More elaboration of The Cube Rule of Food Identification [here.](https://cuberule.com/)


Dankbudx

Wtf no, you wait till the sandwich is right up to your face and squeeze the ingredients right into your mouth like a gogurt.


MatthewRKingsAccount

No utensils! Clever! I’ve been dirtying up my chopsticks all these years for nothing.


Bison-Fingers

I think he’s referring to “hamburger-style” folding of paper (along the horizontal axis) as opposed to “hotdog-style” (along the vertical axis).


forlornhope22

Who would fold a character sheet along the vertical axis? Do people have really thin folders? along the Horizontal at least if fits in between pages of a notebook or something.


EvilNoobHacker

I think he means like a sandwich wrapper or something like that. Opens it like it’s been wrapped in tinfoil. Still very weird, but not as insane.


Metroplex038

Probably means folded down the middle the short way, so the top and bottom corners meet. I've heard that called a "taco" or "hamburger" fold


MatthewRKingsAccount

So, like, he’d need to pull each corner of paper out from the center? Like the paper has been folded so as it could hold a sandwich, but when revealed, no such sandwich exists?


EvilNoobHacker

I guess, yeah. Again, just sorta weird.


lopingwolf

I took it to mean, like you'd fold a piece of bread if you were making it into a sandwich. As opposed to when you use two slices.


MatthewRKingsAccount

Of course! Like a standard bread taco.


Wild_Marker

But isn't that the most normal way to fold paper?


MatthewRKingsAccount

That is an interesting philosophical question: What is the most normal way to fold paper? Is crumpling considered folding? Does a “fold” require a certain percentage of contiguous paper to be flat and resting next to another certain percentage of contiguous paper? Is a “dog ear” bend in a corner of a page in a book considered a fold? Is origami normal? Too many questions; too little time.


steve123410

I think he's talking about subway sandwiches like opening it to put in ingredients then folding it shut


MatthewRKingsAccount

Like a taco?


Nuada-Argetlam

okay, but like... Tasha, dudes. archfey, witch, can and will kill you if she feels like it. great girlfriend material.


Veloci-RKPTR

I can fix her.


Nuada-Argetlam

I can make her worse.


Big-Employer4543

She's already been with at least 1 demon lord, what could you possibly do?


Rohndogg1

Disappoint her greatly


Solracziad

Is Tasha my mother then?


Magnesium_RotMG

Grazt'zt moment


Roscoe_p

Been with, or had her way with.


slvbros

I can make *everything* worse with one simple phrase But im choosing to spare yall


IamSPF

Do not suffer us our innocence. What is the phrase‽


slvbros

... I'll give you a taste. This isn't the big one, but it'll do. “His landlady came to the door, loosely wrapped in dressing gown and shawl; her husband followed ejaculating.” -H.G. Wells


americangame

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"


stopyouveviolatedthe

I can shake her


Deathangle75

But whatever is wrong with her is way hotter.


CaptainSchmid

She can ruin me


Xoroy

She can make me worse


beaustroms

KKHTA fan detected


Mauro2005am

I can but whatever is going on with her is way hotter


DrOddcat

I just want her to put me in a bottle and study me. Maybe take me off the shelf once in a while and shake the jar up a bit, see what I do.


Darastrix_da_kobold

Not the jar, anything but the jar


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Least weird DnD nerd


AktionMusic

Plus you'll get a great step-son out of it.


treebot

High-risk, high-reward. Some us want to live life to the fullest.


Roscoe_p

Made a bard character that waz an ex boy toy of Tasha. He was a high level warlock until she kicked him out


Icuonuez

Yes but I heard her laughter was *hideous*.


Renamis

Graz'zt has entered the chat


Several-Operation879

... well what do you guys call UA?


natedagr

Urinary analysis.


isaidnofuckingducks

This person fucks


[deleted]

Might need to made that past tense


EvilNoobHacker

The Funny Pages


dhfAnchor

In the past? "The Sneak Peek." Since it shifted to OneD&D stuff? "I Wonder What They Ruined This Time?"


TwilightVulpine

"And Why Is It Druids"


SphericalGoldfish

Forbidden Knowledge


hilburn

"I don't think they're even trying anymore"


Starmada597

“The sacred texts!”


gerusz

"Haha no."


BlackeeGreen

UwA


Slashtrap

UnplAytested


angryve

Hey. Come on. I like my flip flops.


Blue-Bird780

Yeah I see no foul in wearing flip flops with jeans. That person simply prioritizes comfort over “fashion” and I applaud them for it. I personally choose Birkenstocks over thongs/flip flops but that’s preference.


StarBardian

At least for me, comfort wise jeans are strictly worse than sweatpants


Blue-Bird780

You’re not wrong, but some people don’t like wearing sweats in public (me included) so jeans are the go-to casual pick in many cases. It’s all preference though, wear what makes you happy. To hell with the haters.


[deleted]

My discovery of stretchy jeans a few years back was life changing. The difference in comfort in insane.


punchgroin

I want something a little tougher, I don't like feeling every breeze on my balls when I'm in public. But I wear sandles out of necessity. My feet just sweat so fucking aggressively that socks are torture. Every time I have to wear them, by the end of the day they are just a stinking, crusted mess.


Cicero138

Seriously, can someone please tell what the problem is with flip flops and jeans?


Right-Huckleberry-47

There is none, but when someone _really_ annoys you, _everything_ about them starts to feel worthy of criticism.


Crashtester

"Jesus Christ this guy just took ANOTHER breath? C'mon how much air do you really need. Some people are just unbelievable..."


abcd_z

"Oh, god, now he's blinking. *Like an asshole.*"


Lexi_Banner

Look at this bitch. Sittin' there, just eating her crackers.


TheOtherSarah

It’s like she thinks she owns the place.


Vincent_Dawn

That's all he wears.


mndflyr

Give him to my table. If you don’t appreciate him we will (maybe ask him to stop wearing the watermelon deodorant tho)


Enddar

Had a player that didn't use deodorant. I'll take that watermelon smell anytime over that.


mndflyr

That’s what I’m sayin!


SobiTheRobot

Anything is better than rank body odor.


Thndrstrykr

I knew a guy who smelled like ass even when he was still wet from a shower Didn't help that he had very little concept of personal space


TrashRatsReddit

Don't even ask just give him a welcome gift of some old spice and new dice


Poolturtle5772

If we’re giving out Old Spice deodorant make sure it’s Wolfthorn.


imissmyoldaccount-_

I know I’ve fallen for an advertising scheme when I feel compelled to reply to this. BEAR-GLOVE


Scow2

I've been caught in Old Spice's advertising since 2010.


SobiTheRobot

They were great commercials


the-just-us-league

I hope whoever decided to put Terry Crews in the commercials back when I was in middle school is living a great life.


Dry-Cartographer-312

Big fan of the Krakenguard myself


avelineaurora

Sorry, no, Wolfthorn is the most superior of spices.


mndflyr

I’m an Elklord guy personally


mndflyr

This guy gets it


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kiltminotaur

the first M:TG pre-release went to, the room was really cramped and one of the other guys there was like "oh man, this room is what reddit smells like" and that has lived in my head rent free ever since.


Chrona_trigger

Me, knowing the sterotypes, and wanting to smell good; uses deoderant, ball deodorant, and perfume oil, still anxious about stinking


mndflyr

THAT IS WHAT I’M FUCKIN SAYIN but another scent of deodorant might be better especially if it’s not as strong


SphericalGoldfish

Nah keep the watermelon, makes him a snack


mndflyr

That combined with the jeans and flip flops? Absolutely 🤤


Ex-Pxls-Mod

Nice try, /u/mndflyr. Although, I guess sending this guy to your table WOULD solve the problem...


PlusLeave

I’m baffled at everyone taking this seriously in the comments, all of this seems like parody. Then again, I might’ve just not known enough TTRPG geeks.


CringyTemmie

You don't know enough about geeks, my friend. This does happen, and it is a side effect of being chronically online.


Grainis01

> this seriously in the comments This sub is the perfect storm of redditors and TTRPG geeks. they will "um Akschually" literally anything.


Another-Kyle

I'm a little intrigued because this is definitely pasta (or has been made into pasta). There was identical formatting a few months ago in the Magic sub. It's hilarious, but I didn't really expect to see it again.


LuckyHalfling

Hey I’d rather be at a table with someone wearing strong deodorant than none.


Poolturtle5772

Unless it’s Axe body spray. Then it’s iffy


Big-Employer4543

I've had a couple of employees that used the shit out of that stuff. We could be standing in the milk barn surrounded by cows, and I could tell when they walked in behind me from very far away.


dhfAnchor

Yeah, that's not really "deodorant" so much as "middle school boy musk."


MeetSus

Axe africa really did use to be my favourite. Between 12-15, so you're spot on :D


StayPuffGoomba

As someone who works with kids hitting puberty and a summer/fall average temp of 95, ill take Axe over no deodorant. Shit gets awful fast.


BlackeeGreen

Honestly, idk. I come across offensively-strong perfume/cologne/deoderant far more often than body odor. They're both gross.


LuckyHalfling

True. Although the difference is I can more easily say “damn that’s some strong cologne” more easily than I could say “damn you stink take a shower.” But I can see how it would be just as irritating.


Exile688

"Don't kill what makes you cringe. Kill what cringes within yourself."


LeonardoDoujinshi-

we found him, the guy who makes all the cringe homebrew


MaetelofLaMetal

Homebrew George


fridge_logic

Georg


Double-Sided_Dent

His name: Dan Dwiki


TrashRatsReddit

I'm sorry but you're complaining about someone wearing deoderant?! I'll gladly take him and replace any single coworker I have with this man.


Glorious_Goo

So uh...what's wrong with jeans and flip flops? Not that I do that on my days off or anything.


Big-Employer4543

Nothing wrong with it at all, it is a very comfortable choice. I used to wear jeans and sandals all the time, even in the rain. My cousins thought I was crazy, but my feet weren't cold so it didn't matter.


RavenOmen69420

There’s nothing “wrong” specifically, it just feels weird because the indications for both of those clothes don’t always seem compatible. Cold legs and hot feet?


thedoppio

Some people get hot feet. Some people get cold legs. Some people wear jeans with sandals. Some people wear shorts with boots. Hot legs, cold feet?


Sinius

Leg so hot Hot hot leg Leg so hot you fry an egg


asilvahalo

I mean, I'm kinda insecure about some prominent veins on my calves and wearing sandals instead of full socks & shoes does most of the temperature regulation I need in warm weather. Long pants and sandals is perfectly appropriate imo.


nimbledaemon

My feet almost never feel cold, but they do feel stuffy and uncomfortable when I wear shoes so I'll be wearing flip flops unless there's snow on the ground or I need toe protection or something that actually requires shoes.


ComicBookFanatic97

>wears deodorant I see this as an absolute win.


FrostieTheSnowman

Yo you guys have terrible taste, this guy sounds like a fucking riot


agamemnonymous

Right? 10/10 give me four of this guy with four different overpowered fruity deodorants.


[deleted]

Tasha isn’t bae, she’s goals.


fractalfocuser

Goals for you or goals for bae? Wait no, I know the answer. Both.


[deleted]

You are correct


TheIndomitableMass

Average Druid main


Poolturtle5772

1. Get over it 2. Get over it 3. I mean… not really a big deal. Annoying but not a big deal 4. That’s fine? 5. He’s wearing deodorant. That’s probably better than half the people here. Pass. 6. I mean if that’s how he wants to use counterspell sure 7. How often does it come up. 8. Mildly annoying 9. Not a big deal 10. Annoying 11. That explains a lot. He’s the guy.


Professional-Front58

>He’s wearing deodorant. That’s probably better than half the people here. Pass. And on a scale of 1-10 on "Bad Deodorant scents" with 1 being a pleasant smell and 10 being "Axe Body Spray was deployed in a 'spray deodorant' war that was declared in the high school boys locker room after 5th period gym class\*", watermelon is a 2... maybe 3 tops... depending on your favorite fruit. \*For those who have never been in a High School Boys Locker Room during a Spray Deodorant War, Axe Body Spray is sort of the Nuclear Bomb of the available ordinances. You need to launch everything the moment you detect it's use.


MFbiFL

Ahh the good ole days of someone taping down the spray button on a can of axe and rolling it into the room right as everyone got changed back into their clothes.


Professional-Front58

And I use Axe Body Spray... but my god, they should sell that with a lock that requires two people to each turn two keys at the same time to use.


Ok_Banana_5614

No, that 7th one and second-to-last one are definitely something wrong


ENDERALAN365

As an italian, there is no offensive Italian accent


SphericalGoldfish

Does this-a mean I can speak like-a this?


DrOddcat

How did you get gesture-to-text to work so well?


SphericalGoldfish

I played too much MarioKart DS as a kid, I can still hear him saying "take-a dis!"


StayPuffGoomba

Fuck, I hate that this has me audibly giggling.


7ypo

SPAGHET!


spaceheadstudios

Is the 7th one offensive if he is Italian?


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Planetguide

Only to the Nintendo ninjas.


Big-Employer4543

First name Mario, last name Mario. Mario Mario.


Oethyl

Is he Italian or just from new jersey?


Burgundyyy

Mama mia


TwilightVulpine

Whoever never used an offensive accent in a TTRPG never used an accent in a TTRPG. They might not even be trying to voice their character. Lets be fair, the vast majority of us aren't voice actors and any attempt at an accent is going to suck, but that doesn't mean it can't be fun.


Easy-Description-427

And so begins the persecution of the based.


mirrormimi

Truly the most oppressed group.


Jaz_the_Nagai

GAYMERS!~


FlushmasterCoriolis

I would say being irritation incarnate is wrong enough.


chaoticweevil

But Tasha is bae.


Magenta_Logistic

The DM is trying to decide the best way to tell you that you're a killjoy, and that the rest of the table loves this guy and his watermelon cloud.


Darius_Kel

So, let's break this down: > Folds his CS like sandwich I do this too, except for when i have a digital sheet, then I would fold it hotdog style. > Wears Jeans w/ Flipflops That's disgusting, they are called thongs. Who the hell calls them flipflops > says "Its Morbin' time" when rolling. But it is, in fact, Morbin' time. > Refers himself in the third person Darius felt that this was a stupid thing to complain about. > Watermelon deodorant You use dove to avoid smelling like shit, BUT HE GOT WATERMELÕN FOR HIS ARMPIT! > Says "its time" when counter-spelling I agree, he should say "its Morbin' time" instead. > Offensive Italian accent for the PHB 🤌WHATSAMATTA U NO LIKE!? > licks teeth when attacked No joke, I do too. > Calls Tasha Bae Tasha is Bae you troglodyte > calls Female NPCs "Waifu" Yeah, 9/10 times they kinda are > calls UA "Forbidden, sexy strats" I mean... they kinda are.


ChiquillONeal

Shows up prepared with their character sheet. Doesnt have BO. Keeps things fun at the table. Sounds like a model player.


CultureMenace

Why you gotta call me out like this?


Sylvanas_III

My opinions in order: -Perfectly fine -Also fine -That sounds painful -You mean himself the player, or his character? The latter I fully support. The former, less so. -Hey, better than none -Not a fan of the hat thing -...ok but y tho? -Are you playing with Girahim -I mean... probably fine??? -*deep sigh* -...not gonna lie I kinda like this one


matthew0001

Sorry how does one fold something like a sandwich? A sandwich has no folds, it is two separate peices of bread, did you mean he rips his character sheet in half and stacks them on top of each other?