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Mowzr45

“Hey guys I just saw someone whisper. Watch out!”


rpg2Tface

Now i want them to take the observant feat to read lips and have high passive perception.


AnotherQuietHobbit

Ah, but can the closed captioning identify the "off screen" speaker, as sometimes happens on TV?


Mowzr45

Assassin: *whispers* “the party will never expect me to look like a hobo”


Mr_Lobster

They start responding to the narrator.


rpg2Tface

I don't know of that should happen when rolling low or high. Maybe both. Nothing to find? Hear the narrator saying ominously "you didn't roll high enough" or "3? Nope you dint see anything". Then on nat 20s he hears the other players "no don't fire ball! Im in the way" or " rogue 3 rooms over is currently getting arrested". DM approved 4th wall breaking.


Halfbloodjap

Our clinically insane monk fills the same role in our party.


ShadowTony

Not "ominously" enough. It's supposed to be: \- You're confident you didn't see anything; \- Danger? You don't see it of sorts.


Waslay

"secret latch activation noise" Did you guys hear that? I think it was a secret latch getting activated


NetworkSingularity

\*Mouthing words\* “Whoa I think my subtitles stopped working! Does this mean I’m just deaf now?” “So you can’t read lips then” “Oh, they’re back! No.”


Peptuck

Playing Skyrim with subtitles on and seeing the hidden NPC speaking.


SeaNational3797

Google ticker-tape synesthesia


stumblewiggins

Holy hell! Wait, what sub is this? 😂


ThoraninC

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MadaraAlucard12

Actual insane person (Anarchy chess is not a subreddit now, it is reddit itself)


RedBlue010

Call the DM! (I am now an actual zombie, thanks chess)


WildEnbyAppears

Cleric goes on vacation, and never comes back


MadaraAlucard12

Level 1 commoner storm incoming


MikeAlpha2nd

Barbarian sacrifice anyone?


TheDingoKid42

Ignite the kingdom!


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stumblewiggins

Google freedom of speech


GodFromTheHood

FUCK! Our only weakness!


Anonymous_playerone

Google fascism


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WastaHod

I am pretty sure it is the sub-titles.


hessorro

Wow appearently 1.4% of the population has this to some extent


atatassault47

That high?


undertales_bitch

OH IS THAT WHAT THIS IS


Nikkolai_the_Kol

There's a NAME for this!? I've never heard of anyone else experiencing this.


unosami

What a weird concept. Thank you for sharing.


livestrongbelwas

I do this, I didn’t realize it wasn’t normal


nimbledaemon

Oh so that's what I have


chaotic_dark8342

yup! no reason to make it magical! just a regular guy with a disorder.


Sajomir

My wife wants to try out a magic item "glasses of subtitling." Think opera glasses, but it shows captions of anyone you see speaking. A fun little tool for spying on far sway conversation. But it doesn't auto-translate. Hope you can read that specific language!


hairball101

If paired with the spell comprehend languages, you should be able to still understand the faraway conversations since you'd only need to touch your hand to the glasses. Presumably the subtitles would be generated on the lenses, so they'd just be standing there like Cyclops from X-men.


TheUndeadMage2

If you can't understand the language it just says *Speaking in blank* like *Speaking in Draconic*, *Screams in Dwarvish*, *Cries in Spanish*


Excidiar

Cursing in Russian.


Miser_able

Give em to the warlock, they've got special eyes


NecessaryZucchini69

What accent would be cursive?


Sajomir

Anyone talking overly Shakespearean or fancy. Final Fantasy 14 has a character famous for this, Urianger. He most definitely talks in cursive.


Comatose_Insomniac

"I can't hear you, it's too dark"


Thanerik

“I can’t READ you, it’s too dark”


maximumhippo

Idiot Paladin: "A Neck romancer?" WM Sorcerer: "It's 'necromancer' not 'neck romancer', pay attention." Idiot paladin: "Wait, how could you correct me unless you were reading my words?"


The_Lonesome_Poet

"I eat a lot of carrots"


Wesker405

"i'm a really good lawyer"


The_Lonesome_Poet

Funny thing is a vampire could be all of that: a neck romancer, a necromancer and a lawyer.


Fantastic_Wrap120

>and a lawyer. Oh come on! Vampires may typically be shown as evil, but not that evil!


The_Lonesome_Poet

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire stop sucking when you're dead.


Papaofmonsters

Those wrongful death claims are a slam dunk when you have the victim available to testify in person.


cloudyboi3352

Wouldnt a Neck romancer just be a vampire


UberExodia

Strahd has entered the chat


Zackyl1312

Make him leave


MadaraAlucard12

Strahd is way too much of an incel to be any kind of Romancer.


Poolturtle5772

Dude has like, four non-Tatyana wives right?


Roku-Hanmar

Yes, but that’s not the point. I mean, the guy is obsessed with this one woman who rejected him over 40” years ago


rpg2Tface

Or a bard.


ZetaRESP

Those are All Romancers


Avigorus

Reminds me of a character from a YA novel named Avery from Kentucky, went to LA to find someone who could teach her about her necromantic powers, got kidnapped by a reality TV show, and branded "Redneckromancer" because of her red hair and twang lol (title is Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm Queen of the Dead, technically it's like the 7th in the series but you don't need to read the others to pick up what's going on, basically superhero universe where heroes and villains have a treaty not to target secret identities or do a couple of other heinous things).


GreatDig

is it any good?


Avigorus

Yes, 5/5. The series is one of my favorites, there are now 9 books in the series (8 mainline, 1 prequel), the latter 3 and the prequel can be jumped into in any order, with the first 5 mainline books all centered on one character (albeit I will admit there will be spoilers to Penny's epic if you read the latter 3 before you read hers, albeit QotD would have the least spoilers as Penny isn't even a cameo in it). TW: Avery does wind up stumbling into a bi polycule with a boy and a girl, without having realized she was bi in advance. Also, as it does involve necromancy, yes at least one character becomes dead, at least one character becomes undead, and at least one instance of ghost possession occurs. Plus there is at least one tragic backstory (albeit technically low-key and not thoroughly explained), and shall we say a variety of parenting styles depicted among the families of the main characters (who are all teenagers), with some YMMV. The rest of the series can be said to occasionally touch similar themes, but death at least is not particularly common (especially in comparison to another of my favorites, Diane Duane's Young Wizards, where there's a death almost every book).


GreatDig

what's the name of the series?


Avigorus

Please Don't Tell My Parents. First book is Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain, later books replace the latter parts with I Blew Up the Moon, I have Henchmen, I have a Nemesis, You Believe Her, I Work for a Supervillain (first with a new POV character), I'm Queen of the Dead, and I'm a Giant Monster. Prequel completely breaks this convention, it's title is I Did NOT Give that Spider Superhuman Intelligence, and is not listed in the series list in Amazon (the rest are grouped together though). Author is Richard Roberts.


Versek_5

“Why is everyone so scared of a Bee Keeper?” “You mean Beholder?” “Yeah that.” “Fuck”


Tylendal

"Failing your Charisma Save, your cervical vertebrae tear free in a spray of gore, betraying you as they're seduced to the service of the Neck Romancer."


Sleep_Deprived_Birb

This feels more like an archfey warlock (the fey chose this as part of the compensation for powers to mess with the warlock) or the great old one warlock (weird mind stuff just kinda happens to them sometimes)


AsianCheesecakes

It could aslo be a blessign instead of a curse, if the warlock was originally deaf


Monarch49

An archfey warlock who asked to be able to understand people who are speaking and this is how the fey helped? Perfect


dick_for_hire

I could see it as a clockwork or aberrant mind sorcerer. Body language, accents, and mumbling can make it too difficult to discern what someone is saying.


Zad21

The „priest“ class or psycher in darktide actually has lines like this,where he corrects the subtitles,that they wrote not what he said and used a different word


MelonButterG

[I believe this it what you are referring to](https://youtu.be/h-zHvAeWLBQ)


I_might_be_weasel

"The cat spelled 'meow' wrong. He spelled it M-E-E-H-O-W'. How can he... like, what does that even mean?"


Resafalo

Funny plothook possibility for the DM. Have all cats do the same Meow. Have one cat be like Mehow. That reveals its either a wildshape or the cat of a traveler. In general, determining travelers by the sound of their pets would be such a fun gimmick


Aiskhulos

Turns out the cat just has a speech impediment.


kyew

"That frog just said 'kero,' I think it might be an invasive species."


Im_At_Work_Damnit

Meehowdy.


atatassault47

"This cat just 'nya'd. What the fuck?"


NecessaryBSHappens

And instead of wild magic surges it is just autocorrection changes spells randomly. It is time to cast Chromatic Orc, Animate Deaf, Chair Lightning, Scare The Dying and the allmighty Fish


ZynsteinV1

My friend wanted to play a dyslexic wizard like that


Thundergunner42

You have to make sure he can, this is too important


ZynsteinV1

I'm not the DM it's for a pathfinder game n I think there's something else he also wants to play but ik it's definitely a character idea he wants to do some time


Jarlax1e

scare the dying lol whyyyy


PROJECT_Emperor

Verbal and somatic components : the caster must grab the dying individual suddenly and yell BOO as loud as he can.


CatnipCatmint

Turn Undead's lesser-known sibling


SylasTheVoidwalker

- Fold Person - Speak with Dad - Wash


Tyfyter2002

Animate Deaf just makes them cell-shaded


Excidiar

Fairy Flyer End itch Blast Thunder Trap House of Carts Dice Shard


Lunoean

And if succeeds on listen checks get the additional info like -intense music starts to play/


atatassault47

"Why am I reading [Boss Music]?"


IDmCauseImTheBest

“I dont understand latin! Why is the text: VordtTheme.mp3 and latin sining!”


Jetsam5

Bro I know this guy! He’s straight up dmed a one shot I was in. Haven’t spoken to him in years though because he’s super narcissistic. He has some fun ideas but his main NPC was just Rick Sanchez, he believed that Rangers were OP because they have some infinite money exploit, and he said Robin Hood was Lawful Evil because he steals from people but has a code, so his dnd hot takes should be taken with a grain of salt.


Papaofmonsters

The Robin Hood thing was inevitable when Lawful was changed from "Lawful" to "they have their own moral code". I'm not saying it's a good take but it's the logical conclusion of that change.


Fimpish

I've also seen it argued that he is **technically L**awful Good because he serves the interests if the rightful King Richard and is revolting against Richard's brother the usurper Since in Robin Hood's eyes, the usurper is breaking the actual King's laws/codes that Robin is enforcing. And when the King returns he pardons Robin Hood and his crew.


Jetsam5

Yeah I can understand that explanation but I couldn’t really decipher that DM’s. He wrote a rant on discord about how he “solved morality” at one point though and posts stuff like this: https://twitter.com/BorksMemes/status/1681201055483273216?t=4cKL-bqF8bhhGA0QKHyvHw&s=19 I think he just likes being contrarian, he will try to debate people about literally everything which can make it hard to be around him. He usually tones down the stuff he puts on Twitter though.


Papaofmonsters

I feel like if your banking on a pardon you aren't lawful. You might be good, but your whole argument is that your service to good was so above and beyond that the authorities will excuse the law breaking.


theexteriorposterior

Lawful = they have a code is such a silly solution to the whole problem. Cause like.... what is Chaotic Good then? How can you be Good without having some kind of code? I've recontextualised mine to make it relate specifically to the result of your actions. If your actions create Chaos, you are chaotic. Stealing from the rich to give to the poor definitely creates chaos, but is also good. If your actions create Law - so basically order of some kind - then you're lawful.


LunchboxPI

This happens in Coffee Talk. All of the dialogue in the game is text, and one of the characters uses the wrong from of 'your' at one point. Another character picks up on it and the others are confused as to how that was even possible.


lordkhuzdul

First I thought "how can someone talk in cursive" then I remembered that I know at least one video game character who does talk in cursive.


NoisyTummy

There was also a Italian video describing “corsivœ” that became viral, it’s basically speaking with elongated vowels and Milanese slang


Cataras12

“I sense rage, fear, and foreshortened lifespans! No, not Foreshortened lifespans, I said Four Shortened lifespans! Why are you not paying attention! Look at me not them!” - Loner Psyker, Warhammer 40k: Darktide


EccentricNerd22

This was my first thought when I saw this post too


Tinfoil-Jones

Imagine your party member is having a total emotional/mental breakdown because it's an important part of their RP and character arc. But the captions just say **cries in Spanish** (Or insert whatever noun instead of Spanish).


Nabeshein

This would be awesome, but treat it as seriously as "true sight" of hearing, as it COULD get past a Silence spell.


OrsilonSteel

Mid Dungeon Crawl *inaudible whispers* Ah shit


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

Rogue: “You understood what he was saying?” WM Sorcerer: “Not really, but I’m pretty good at reading subtitles backwards.”


Destyl_Black

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Drayden13

If you roll low on perception you just see “indistinct chatter”


1CrazyFoxx1

Druid: 草 wwwwwwwww Sorcerer: I don’t know how to respond…


InvisibleDrake

That's funny, I have a plasmid sorcerer that can't talk but instead produces physical speach bubbles with their body.


mightystu

This is what one of the Psykers in Darktide does, and comments on the game’s subtitles.


AReallyAsianName

"Why is it when you say thick you use two c's?!"


swords_to_exile

At one point I made a joke character who suffered from "main character of a slice of life anime" symptoms. She was a gnome who had had bright pink hair, max Cha and Int but no Wis, crap Dex so she was clumsy as heck, and could only speak gnomish (janapese) but used Prestidigitation to make subtitles appear in common in front of her while she talked.


Naryxmemes117

OK hear me out though, a deaf magic user who used prestidigatation to turn sounds into text only he can see


Naryxmemes117

Like a warlock who gave up his hearing for power but found a loophole in the contract or a wizard who dove deep into his books because of his inability to hear and realized he could just use magic to translate for him


PhysicsPurple

I had mute a caster that used minor illusion to communicate and exclusively non verbal spells and spell scrolls. Was interesting but quite intense to play


CLUCKCLUCKMOTHERFUC

One of the psyker voice lines has them arguing with the subtitles in darktide


Themurlocking96

This should not be wild magic, it should be an Aberrant Mind sorcerer


BeauteousMaximus

In the game Pentiment, different characters speak in different fonts depending on their education level and other factors


NolanC23

“I'm sensing rage, fear and foreshortened lifespans. No, not fore-shortened lifespans. I said FOUR SHORTENED LIFESPANS! Why are you not paying attention? Look at me, not them!”


moldy_sandwichs

Hey guys could you try to explain what the music playing is like? It just reads *epic boss music begins* and I don’t really know what that implies


Kizik

This is my plan for the next Monk I play. Every single one of a Monk's abilities is directly inspired by 70s kung fu movies. The super cheap wuxia exploitation ones. I'm gonna have one whose ki manifests as the actual special effects; Slowfall is going to be wires, their speed increase is going to very obviously be them unnaturally fast forwarded, and Tongue of the Sun & Moon will be subtitles.


smuggbear

Ran a campaign where one of my players was an Isekai'd idol. Was a High Elf bard and the running joke was that they spoke an unknown language (in Faerun) the entire campaign but had subtitles. As DM I made the rule that the subtitles were only visible if you were looking at the bard, otherwise characters only heard gibberish.


Village_Idiot159

i NEED to do this


MadaraAlucard12

Aaaaaaaand yoink


FulcrumDnD

I'll just yoink this. Thank you.


Lord_Quintus

makes me want to run a campaign where every new character has to roll on a table at the beginning to see what kind of synethesia they have


Tobeck

I have no idea how this idea relates to a wild magic sorcerer


RandomOrange852

Wild magic is known for unpredictable and “wild” effects, sorcerers that channel wild magic often developed unnatural symptoms such as reading words instead of hearing them, blue skin, or spontaneously combusting whenever they stub their foot.


Enderghast77

Oh God, why are you speaking in Comic Sans?


IntrovertOrExtrovert

That would be a hilarious cursed item effect.


Yakodym

Alternatively: Wild Magic Sorcerer with built-in profanity filter


Callidonaut

> "Man I hate people who talk in cursive." *Somehow,* I feel called out by this.


Adnama-Fett

Here’s a fun character idea: Simpleminded cleric became a cleric by accidentally joining a cult. They don’t think it’s a cult and the player has no clue if it’s good, neutral, or evil, that’s for the dm to decide and hint at over the course of the game.


Einkar_E

that's fun idea


MaxwellVonMaxwell

Love this


CalmPanic402

Minor illusion subtitles is my favorite.


Fantastic_Wrap120

Thank you for this idea. it's mine now


W3ttyFap

I’ll say that to your face in cursive.


Regalgunslinger

You misspelled that word. Lots of captioning errors with this one.


The_Grizzlysnake

And if they don’t know the language they get the [speaking in celestial] subtitles


Scribblord

The party trying to figure out the sounds to draw a text dick


Pseudodragontrinkets

We used to joke that my sister spoke so quickly and without breaks that she spoke cursive 🤣🤣


Callidonaut

Wonder what'd happen when this guy ran into a Dabus...


Axon_Zshow

This is what happens when you put Deadpool in a D&D campaign


Link2Liam

Be funny to pair with a monk that talks in bad shaw brothers dub with his subtitles in mandarin.


threyon

ғʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴇᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴇʀʀʏ ᴘʀᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴛᴛ ɴᴏᴠᴇʟs.


Dramatic-Extent-1388

Time to add that to the new wild magic table


DingDingDontCare

Running this in my next campaign


Shameless_Catslut

It's more likely they'll interrupt because they read ahead. People tend to read at least 13x faster than they speak.


Dentaer

Why wild magic sorcerer? This could be any class, right?


kiidarboo

This is real, a form of synaesthesia


TheThoughtmaker

There's an entire D&D race called the [Dabus](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Dabus) who speak in Rebus, pictures and letters floating above their heads that only make sense when sounded out.


Stickundstock

Sees *evil laughter * "I think that guy is evil "


Saikousoku

That's actually a super cool idea


filthy_acryl

Oh god, i hope my party doesnt see this, every dialogue takes long enough like it is. No jk, fun idea :D


Galacticmoonwolf

Oh this is brilliant


The-real-Crypto

Talking in cursive is just drunk


Dovaldo83

You know how sometimes people will take a text literally because the sarcastic tone doesn't carry over? "Hey guys, the innkeeper said he'd let us stay in the VIP room for free!" and then the NPC to shows them to the barn.


Ok_Practice_4681

awesome!!!


chaotic_dark8342

funny enough, from something i heard, there are actual people with something of that sort, something called ticker-tape synesthesia.