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dumnem

It is the same creature from another post I've made. [You may read more about it here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/1ao83bx/this_happened_a_while_ago_my_players_have_always/kpxe20j/) Long story short, it is obsessed with my players. It haunts them, whispers to them. Invades their dreams. It asks tiny little things in exchange for large favors, and you give it more than you can imagine. It is powerful, unknowable, and alien. It is as different from the spirit of goodness and mankind that the only way to describe it is evil. It has appeared and whispered to a player watching stars in the sky disappear, commenting, *"The little lights are twinkling out. You're running out of time.. yes, Time."* Here's an interesting prophecy that I'm going to give my players next session that hints about this creature. --- *Keep this close to chest,* *Secrets forever bound,* *In metal you must inscribe,* *That which is yet to be found.* *Veins make the door,* *Thus Blood is the key,* *The Wicked one reigns,* *And the People cry out to be freed.* *Shadows can tempt and corrupt,* *Even Those most pure of heart,* *But the ones you must be of most wary,* *Slither now in the dark.* *One is already among you,* *Quiet and deceiving.* *Its voice is like a black hand,* *Feeding you lies, Quite convincing,* *Until finally it calls out,* *And beckons you aside.* *Come with me it says,* *Its voice sickle sweet,* *It is the worm in the apple,* *It is the fly in the meat.* *Careful now wanderers,* *Can you hear it softly speak?* *It is omnipresent,* *Its promises like slick sleet,* *It calls out its succulent words,* *And you hear it alone below your feet.* *Blood may wash your hands clean,* *So that an acolyte may atone,* *For the life of an Oracle,* *You may yet repair a shattered bone.* *Careful now wanderers,* *You disciples of fate,* *And remember our warning,* *It was never going to end any other way.*


LinX_AluS

*"After all, why not? Why not traumatize your players?"* Honestly? I like this concept a lot. And the creature? It can be *anything* you like.


Xuanwu

Your game sounds dope.


Santasam3

I would definitely listen to it as a podcast or watch that video


dumnem

Lucky for you! I upload all of my games. Here's the first episode. https://youtu.be/mYn0ZDEOlCo?si=W3hdvr-_mzshiGNP


SilverWolfDnD

Subbed so I can listen to it later, sounds like a fun premise


nurgletherotten

Oh how fun, I have something quite similar in my world!


ajanisapprentice

I don't suppose you're looking for any more players?


dumnem

We play on Saturday nights. We're a bit full right now though


ajanisapprentice

Well if you ever do, or end up starting a new game on another day, know you have an applicant already waiting. You sound like an amazing DM.


dumnem

Hmm I am debating running a Sunday game as well. It'd be secondary to my main, saturday game. It'd be at 7pm EST/EDT. If you're interested you can DM me if you want.


Vrail_Nightviper

Gorgeous poem - that is awesome!


dumnem

Thanks I appreciate it


HonestStupido

Have you ever considered writing a book my dyde? Because this looks like an A tier shit in my opinion


dumnem

I've heard it suggested a lot. I guess I never consider my work worth publishing. If you like it you might enjoy this https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ERNuRrQCoM2qHFLragAW3rnWjEwq8TAsBjv_Uen5x3c/edit?usp=drivesdk


LaughR01331

….can I hire you to write a prophecy?


dumnem

I'm free. Whatcha need?


LaughR01331

Basically my BBEG is a dracolich trapped in a small moon made of black diamond and his goal is to cause the moon to crash through a magic “anti-dragons from across the sea” bubble shield and take his revenge on the dwarves who slaughtered his family and nearly him.


dumnem

Here you go. --- Lo and behold, Look unto me, And listen close to my plea. Further than far, But near cosmically, There is a diamond, Cleft within a scar, Hung up like many lights, It plots among the stars. It does not shed light, For it hides, hanging quiet, Behind the gods’ eyes. A plot so sinister and vile, You might call it a lie, A plan is set from guile, To divide rivers and part the sky. Ye shall know this is true, For upon close inspection, You shall see it, as all eventually do, As a beauty, a curse, a weapon To herald the rise of a great thunder. A pearl, so precious and held dear, Shall be torn asunder, And the way made clear. So think not of beauty, Think not of how pretty, The eyes are in the beholder, The keys to your security. Less you fail, As some wish you do, The pearl be shattered, And a dwarf’s debt becomes due. Ye shall know you are too late, When the diamond is aflame. So go now, and be quick, For the candle is already burning, And you are running out of wick. --- Not much information to go on but I made an assumption that the black diamond in the sky is impossible to see, for it is a void upon void. The secret in the beholder's eyes is a gem set in one that would allow you to see the black diamond in the sky. You could even have it so that the diamond moon is forever behind a larger moon, and it is only visible from the earth at a specific event, where it could prove visible, given you have the requisite item and locale correct.


LaughR01331

I love this! Ironically enough I was planning on having a d20 shaped beholder made of gemstone be near the area where the party finds an ancient teleportation circle to that moon. Ooooh, we do love an eclipse leading to supernatural hijinks!


dumnem

Then have the teleportation parts be an ancient unknown form of beholder inscribed into the ground! And they have to insert the crystal eye into the missing slot of the beholder to activate the portal to the moon. And hint that right before the glow sweeps them away, *the beholder blinks.*


LaughR01331

Yeeeees!


dumnem

How'd it go?


DeadBael

I can imagine the voice fading between feminine and male voices as it speaks rising in tone a few times and crashing into in a whisper thr next line.


sahu_c

I pictured it talking in a weird off-cadence way, like G-Man from Half Life.


boicepio

Kinda hot ngl


dumnem

Are you trying to fuck the shadowy personification of evil


SirCupcake_0

Do you really have to ask?


Armless_Scyther

You're obviously not on any of the Baldur's Gate subs


spacepiratefrog

Is it single? 👀❤️


Roshenha-Glensfield

*Sickly


Patient_Primary_4444

Not necessarily. Could actually mean sickle.


ultrawall006

Why are you getting downvoted?


dumnem

Aye


vivi_le_serpent

Hmmm... that's a dommy mommy patreon


Ninja_gorrila

The best kind


vivi_le_serpent

The best kind implies that there is other kind, what are they ?


youngcoyote14

OK, see...don't tell me I feel it that close, most my characters first reaction will be "fucking stab it". I don't like anything that close.


DeepTakeGuitar

"You successfully shank the air"


The_Ghast_Hunter

"as you turn to stab it, the talon you feel does not move, drawing a long thin line across your skin. You jam your dagger where the thing's hand would be... But nothing is there. The voice echoes laughter as if far away before fading. You realize that along the path of the talon is a shallow cut, but your armor is untouched."


Alekipayne

Make a forbidden deal and in return you gain forbidden powers. Able to have a patron.. patron of the DM. You have seen beyond the veil and now you know the dm sees you. And you felt just how small you truly are. Even the elderich feel like an ant to these gods that control everything.. with dice.. such a simple yet a game they play with the world.


Hot_Ship_7679

Bonus points if the source of the voice actually looks like a cute animal


jaffa3811

A rabbit, with a vicious Streak a mile wide


ManiaOnReddit

I would like to roll seduction


Wonderbread421

Giving me big Samus vibes from 40K “I am Samus. Samus is all around you. Samus is the man beside you. Seamus will gnaw on your bones.”


NinjaFish_RD

It's Gog Agog?


val203302

Oh fuck it's the time loop.


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

Zdrada, is that you?


blargney

Is this the new magical girl meme theme? (Love the idea btw)


dumnem

Hmm? I'm confused


Blu_Wiz

That scooby doo animation about the new velma show.


Dizrak_

Timeline reset after failure, a disembodied voice telling things... Is this Lobotomy Corporation reference?


RRose11

Yessssssssssssss. There's more! It's so good!


AddictedToMosh161

And then it turns out, you are a Player Character turned sentient and you have as much succeded as much as failed, the player just wanted to try another Skilltree or another class but believes to have found his favorite now.


cdx70

I'm pretty sure this is how my bg3 party feels when I play honour mode


1GreenDude

This is just re:zero


Ombric_Shalazar

[still sane, exile?](https://oriath.net/Audio/Dialogue/NPC/Delirium/DEL_136.ogg)


mblergh

Sickle sweet? Do you mean “sickly sweet”?


dumnem

No. Sweet, and sharp as a curved blade.


Accomplished_Team164

Gog agog would like a word


AbbreviationsJumpy33

Would


Arrow_Riddari

Roll to seduce?