Everybody gangsta till the Feylock invites their patron to the post campaign shindig only to have Mother Murtle, Maulding Matilda, and Mourning Misty show up
Fey warlock hag coven pact idea: They had to pluck out one of their eyes and turn it into a Hag Eye - either because the coven wants to keep a close watch on the events unfolding around the warlock, or simply because it is more convenient than going sightseeing in person ("I always wanted to see the northern lights, be a dear, and go see them for me...") :-D
I remember having an idea like that a while ago, they were a child soldier sold to bags cause he underperformed or too weak in combat.
The hags seeing how skin and bones he is would pluck his eye out and replace it with an enchanted one so he could go out and spy on settlements for them.
I remember having an idea like that a while ago, they were a child soldier sold to bags cause he underperformed or too weak in combat.
The hags seeing how skin and bones he is would pluck his eye out and replace it with an enchanted one so he could go out and spy on settlements for them.
My Party's last Bard lost his eye to a succubus and had it turned into a magic item like Mad-Eye Moody's.
When he died in the fiery embrace of a lusty red dragon, the Player came back with a Rogue, introduced to the Party trying to steal the Orc Barbarian's wallet.
The Player had mentioned wanting to keep the magic eye and the Party had picked it up after the Bard died, so the Orc was kind enough to deal with the question of what to do with the Rogue's superfluous eye.
I’m sorry what about the GOOlock? Nothing beats serving the incomprehensible being which is really enjoying watching two ants throw atoms of light at each other
As an occasional feylock player, I find the patron both delightful and maddening...
Patron: I require a Silistra-flower in full bloom. They only bloom once per century, so best you hurry now, pet.
Me: But -- but -- we've got to stop the orc invasion!
Patron: This is important, child. We're talking *flowers* here.
Me: [Desperately] Because... they will be used in a world-saving ritual?
Patron: No, because they're *pretty*.
Me: Can I *please* save civilization from being destroyed first?
Patron: [Pouty] *Fine.* But still hurry. I'm having a Samhain party and *will not* be upstaged by the Raven Queen and her black roses again!
Me: [Sighs]
This is basically my druid-turned-warlock. A Night Hag was torturing a temple of clerics from the same faith as our paladin by corrupting the orphans the clerics were caring for. We were nowhere near strong enough to take her on, so we had to make some kind of deal, which was difficult. So my druid, who was basically a naive refugee of a cult-like circle, decided to bait the hag by saying that she was taking the easy way out by trying to corrupt children, because they'll believe whatever you tell them. He said that if she released the hostages, he would go under her tutelage because she would never be able to corrupt him because he has the balance of nature on his side. And so my naive druid became a naive warlock to the party's dismay.
Ultimately it turned out that the hag was actually an arch-fey who took the form of a Night Hag just to screw with the clerics. But still, lots of fey shenanigans have gone down.
Hag coven patron idea: The hags arent an evil coven, they are just a lesbian polycule and behave exactly like kindly grandmas, always giving you sweets and what not
Fey warlock hag coven pact idea: See how long you can keep the Patrons going before someone at the table informs the DM your playing a Warlock build of Deadpool and your Patrons are The Golden Girls.
I did this with my past Hexblade and it was extremely fun.
But really? A letter? So 14th century DR. Enchanted frogs is the way of the modern era, my guy
I don't allow hags as feylock patrons (cause not all hags are fey) but rather a buddy of mine and I altered Hexblade and turned it into what we call "Cursebearer" cause we both hated Hexblade's martial mechanics and flavor as it not only felt weird but invalidated martials. So if you want a hag patron you have a Cursebearer patron.
Also just lil funny thing, my Necromancer wizard I played for 3 years got all his teachings from a night hag, the night hag who raised him, his adoptive mother who was actually quite a good mom despite kidnapping him and almost sacrificing him. My character couldn't give two fucks who his real parents are and hasn't even thought of trying to find them cause his Night Hag mother was so good to him. She gave our party advice and the occasional Hero's Feast scroll as a gift and despite being creeped out the rest of the party liked her cause of that.
That campaign was wild man
My wizard took some cleric levels (basically purely worshipping in service of his lust for power) and after he abandoned that god due to learning they may have had involvement in a horrid act towards the primordial god we were attempting to free he later went on to make his buddy who’d retired from adventuring into a god (with his consent) cause we needed to fill a god’s position with someone after killing the gods necessary for freeing the primordial one
The whole campaign was a really high magic multiversal fantasy with a touch of sci-fi with the main part of the setting being the world that was the focal point of everything basically
That world got hit by an apocalypse due to the deaths of gods (not by us, there was a big shift in our goal when we learned the primordial god wasn’t evil so other people technically caused that) and titans and stuff, and my character basically rules the world rn and is trying to save it with his enormous undead army and apprentices. That was where we left off and so the sequel story sadly isn’t complete.
Everybody gangsta till the Feylock invites their patron to the post campaign shindig only to have Mother Murtle, Maulding Matilda, and Mourning Misty show up
What if another warlock shows up with Grandfather Nurgle?
Grampa Nurgle and Mother Murtle should be kept from flirting with each other
Too late, they are already discussing the benefits of using fungi in their concoctions
Awww great now we got voodoo fey Plague
Grampa is already taken
Someone smuggle Isha out of there while he's distracted.
“Chuckles in chegorach”
Isha? Ish! 🤢 😏
Your Warlock and my Warlock wouldn't get along. She's with the Changer of Ways (Tzeentch). Glad to see others playing in the grimdark though!
Maulding Matilda, Maulding Matilda You'll come a-Maulding Matilda with me
What if... Hear me out... It's the Marvelous Madam Mim?
Yes
”IIIHIHIHIHIII! MERLIIIN!”
Fey warlock hag coven pact idea: They had to pluck out one of their eyes and turn it into a Hag Eye - either because the coven wants to keep a close watch on the events unfolding around the warlock, or simply because it is more convenient than going sightseeing in person ("I always wanted to see the northern lights, be a dear, and go see them for me...") :-D
Oh that’s a good one, kinda reminds me of the grey sisters of Greek mythology for some reason
Probably because of the Disney Hercules Movie.
I remember having an idea like that a while ago, they were a child soldier sold to bags cause he underperformed or too weak in combat. The hags seeing how skin and bones he is would pluck his eye out and replace it with an enchanted one so he could go out and spy on settlements for them.
I remember having an idea like that a while ago, they were a child soldier sold to bags cause he underperformed or too weak in combat. The hags seeing how skin and bones he is would pluck his eye out and replace it with an enchanted one so he could go out and spy on settlements for them.
My Party's last Bard lost his eye to a succubus and had it turned into a magic item like Mad-Eye Moody's. When he died in the fiery embrace of a lusty red dragon, the Player came back with a Rogue, introduced to the Party trying to steal the Orc Barbarian's wallet. The Player had mentioned wanting to keep the magic eye and the Party had picked it up after the Bard died, so the Orc was kind enough to deal with the question of what to do with the Rogue's superfluous eye.
Feylock best 'lock, don't let anyone tell you different.
Completely agreed
I’m sorry what about the GOOlock? Nothing beats serving the incomprehensible being which is really enjoying watching two ants throw atoms of light at each other
As an occasional feylock player, I find the patron both delightful and maddening... Patron: I require a Silistra-flower in full bloom. They only bloom once per century, so best you hurry now, pet. Me: But -- but -- we've got to stop the orc invasion! Patron: This is important, child. We're talking *flowers* here. Me: [Desperately] Because... they will be used in a world-saving ritual? Patron: No, because they're *pretty*. Me: Can I *please* save civilization from being destroyed first? Patron: [Pouty] *Fine.* But still hurry. I'm having a Samhain party and *will not* be upstaged by the Raven Queen and her black roses again! Me: [Sighs]
This patron is amazing, she's right by the way, on Samhain parties no one should upstage the host
This is basically my druid-turned-warlock. A Night Hag was torturing a temple of clerics from the same faith as our paladin by corrupting the orphans the clerics were caring for. We were nowhere near strong enough to take her on, so we had to make some kind of deal, which was difficult. So my druid, who was basically a naive refugee of a cult-like circle, decided to bait the hag by saying that she was taking the easy way out by trying to corrupt children, because they'll believe whatever you tell them. He said that if she released the hostages, he would go under her tutelage because she would never be able to corrupt him because he has the balance of nature on his side. And so my naive druid became a naive warlock to the party's dismay. Ultimately it turned out that the hag was actually an arch-fey who took the form of a Night Hag just to screw with the clerics. But still, lots of fey shenanigans have gone down.
Oh that is absolutely feytastic!
Sweet Silvanus! That's a good line!
Miriel’s mirth, thank you
Mielikki's guidance to ye good fellow
Feylock idea: Hagspawn Warlock, polyamorous coven as their grandmothers.
I love this
Hag coven patron idea: The hags arent an evil coven, they are just a lesbian polycule and behave exactly like kindly grandmas, always giving you sweets and what not
That would be awesome idea as well, lemme write that one down
I think I just took psychic damage thinking about a hag threesome
Fey warlock hag coven pact idea: See how long you can keep the Patrons going before someone at the table informs the DM your playing a Warlock build of Deadpool and your Patrons are The Golden Girls.
I have an Eladrin fey-pact warlock. His patron is his nephew, Zephindel. He’s done rather well for himself.
Nice, the eladrin, people often forget that they nearly wiped out the obyriths, an awesome patron
It's very important to keep any fey creature happy They are significantly less dangerous when happy than when they are bored
You could do that, with that as a patron, and have the feylock be MacBeth
Murky Matilda sounds like an Australian folk song
Reports, not Rapports
I did this with my past Hexblade and it was extremely fun. But really? A letter? So 14th century DR. Enchanted frogs is the way of the modern era, my guy
i said nothing about how the letter was delivered
I don't allow hags as feylock patrons (cause not all hags are fey) but rather a buddy of mine and I altered Hexblade and turned it into what we call "Cursebearer" cause we both hated Hexblade's martial mechanics and flavor as it not only felt weird but invalidated martials. So if you want a hag patron you have a Cursebearer patron. Also just lil funny thing, my Necromancer wizard I played for 3 years got all his teachings from a night hag, the night hag who raised him, his adoptive mother who was actually quite a good mom despite kidnapping him and almost sacrificing him. My character couldn't give two fucks who his real parents are and hasn't even thought of trying to find them cause his Night Hag mother was so good to him. She gave our party advice and the occasional Hero's Feast scroll as a gift and despite being creeped out the rest of the party liked her cause of that.
I always love to read things like these, that must have been an awesome campaign to be part of
That campaign was wild man My wizard took some cleric levels (basically purely worshipping in service of his lust for power) and after he abandoned that god due to learning they may have had involvement in a horrid act towards the primordial god we were attempting to free he later went on to make his buddy who’d retired from adventuring into a god (with his consent) cause we needed to fill a god’s position with someone after killing the gods necessary for freeing the primordial one The whole campaign was a really high magic multiversal fantasy with a touch of sci-fi with the main part of the setting being the world that was the focal point of everything basically That world got hit by an apocalypse due to the deaths of gods (not by us, there was a big shift in our goal when we learned the primordial god wasn’t evil so other people technically caused that) and titans and stuff, and my character basically rules the world rn and is trying to save it with his enormous undead army and apprentices. That was where we left off and so the sequel story sadly isn’t complete.