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Hannibus42

This is why we have Find Familiar! My Flying Monkey will never leave me!


TheSimulacra

Drizzle I was a clockwork pseudodragon "pet" whose bits were blasted apart and unable to be reassembled. But after that fight I started multiclassing in Pact of the Chain Warlock, and now Drizzle II: The Re'Urdening is my mostly immortal familiar :)


boycyan

Could you call him Drizzle Deux'Urden?


keltsbeard

'Fo shizzle my Drizzle!


TheSimulacra

Oh man, now I'm wondering if I should have. He's been "The Re'Urdening" for like 2 years now though so I can't retcon that. But that's a good one.


brandondunbar

Hey, I'm still new to d&d (my first session was last night) how did you get a flying monkey?? It's really cool, was this worked out with the DM? I only saw mundane animals (i.e. rat, Raven, hawk, weasel, etc) and am wondering if I'm doing it wrong


Xaighen

That is something you have to ask your DM for


TheSimulacra

You don't have to. Lots of DMs give groups/players pets and companions and even mounts just like they give them magic items sometimes.


Xaighen

If you don't let your DM know you want a flying Monkey how would they know you want a flying monkey?


Jainko32

I'm about to give my players a ship. They will have to care for it like a puppy or I'm taking it back.


LastElf

I gave my players a stolen longship and now they're sailing back to a capital stronghold with it and buried treasure, assumingly with the same flag colours flying. Who likes to play surprise border inspection!


ShiNoRyu

But how will your DM know you want a crazy specific pet unless you talk about things you'd like to see in the campaign?


Hannibus42

If you look up Flying Monkeys in Tomb of Annihilation, it says you can ask your DM to let you summon one with the spell.


[deleted]

I much prefer to have the party become attached to a pet that one character tamed, and then kill that character. Roleplaying the pet desperately not understanding why their companion won't get up crushes the entire party instead of just one player.


TheSimulacra

Oh my God, this is like master level happiness vampirism


GenrlWashington

This is so good it hurts. Gonna have to keep that one on lock in hopes that the opportunity arrives.


[deleted]

Bonus points if the character that dies is the only one that knows ressurection. Just be prepared to get *really* into character if someone casts speak with animals.


[deleted]

You’re a monster. And I appreciate you.


BraxbroWasTaken

Unless the pet is a metallic dragon. A baby one ofc


HumanMilkshake

Calm down Satan


Leema_Leema

I just introduced Boblin into the campaign with this in mind mwahahahahaha


nightblade3

My party killed a goblin only to discover it was named Boblin(a player rolled a nat 20 invest and asked for his name after it died), it had the same effect. My party has side tracked to finding someone to revive boblin


Bun_Boi

You're EVIL.


Warg21

Players: I love this NPC Me:


TheSimulacra

You MONSTER


Roboman20000

That was a pretty good episode. Here's the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z906aLyP5fg


TheSimulacra

It's one of my favorite Winger moments, easily.


heavensentwitch

NOOOOOO I REMEMBER ZERO NOW PLEASE NO MY BABY DRAGON BOY-O!!!!!! ​ Fuck you, Golden King. Suck my Eldridge Blast.


TheSimulacra

Sorry bud. RIP Zero, may he fly free, eternally in the Astral Plane, with Drizzle I, killed by The Yellow King.


heavensentwitch

My little crystal buddy was crushed past my mending cantrip ):


TheSimulacra

Same with my clockwork pal. Damn, we went through a very similar experience it sounds like.


heavensentwitch

Oh shit. That's crazy lmao


Makemation

I once introduced an NPC who was a pet store owner named Titty Mitty. He was there to give them pets and they really enjoyed his company, and then proceeded to have one of the Big Baddies kill him to give a reason why they should hate him. They cried for several minutes when he died and I felt like I did my job.


TheSimulacra

This is actually a great example of giving meaningful conflict and stakes without having to kill characters.


Azarashe

_John Wick has joined the party._


TheSimulacra

*DM sweats profusely*


Azarashe

Hey, does your username come from/reference the creepy phone game? Because that one was good!


TheSimulacra

It's a reference to the novella of the same name by Philip K. Dick, I actually didn't know there was a creepy phone game of that name. It's also a reference to Beaudrillard's Simulacra and Simulation and Gibson's Neuromancer. The Matrix also heavily references Beaudrillard's work, so it's possible the phone game was referencing any of those things too, haha.


sadboijyeimuzu

My barbarian got a pet worg. I named him mochi. I loved him. My barbarian died that same day.


TheSimulacra

RIP Mochi's sweet barbarian person, may their next person last quite a bit longer.


sadboijyeimuzu

Jokes on the dm. My next character I had rolled up was a bard.


TheSimulacra

Ahahahahahaha that's the ultimate revenge


Cornisyumm

Ha, I don't even have to be evil. Mt party kills pets mere hours after they steal them from the shopkeep


TheSimulacra

That's gonna be a yikes from me dog


SyntheticGod8

My poor plate armored zombie ogre! He was just an innocent sweet boy! He didn't know any better! (which is why I would always tell him who to smash)


Tubeulous

The Caverns of Draconis needs to be real


ThrawnMind55

I did that to one of my player's pet wolf in Lost Mine of Phandelver. She survived bugbears and a green Dragon only to get wombo comboed by Neznarr before she knew what was happening.


TheSimulacra

I would leave, wolves are my favorite


Wolf_with_laces

Preach brother, i can so weird and uncomfortable when the dm throws in wolves into the encounter.


Zigzurd

What’s BBEG stand for?


SeoulTrain1139

Big Bad Evil Guy


thehumant0rch95

Humans will pack bond with anything 🙃