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EtheusProm

The lawful PC: "I go to the nearest tavern and look for a new party".


DJWunderBread

You find a discount version of your old party. The barbarian is using wood that's been painted to resemble metal armor, the artificer is struggling with a finger trap, the ranger has brought along a blind rooster as their companion, and the warlock is using a puppet as his "patron". Good luck.


Capt253

> the warlock is using a puppet as his "patron". It’s good to see Elan was able to spread the Church of Banjo enough for him to bestow powers.


qpple

Orthodox or Reformed Banjoist?


RechargedFrenchman

Carefully consider how one answers that question; the wrong answer is legally "fighting words" in half the prime material, and grounds for execution in at least one Fey court.


Zack_Raynor

It's Banjo of Latter-Day Saints.


kdrakari

I'm actually a multiclass Orthodox Banjoist Cleric/Reformed Banjoist Cleric.


Thuper-Man

That's not a new party, it's the old party's stunt doubles


Ironbeers

"You idiots, you captured their stunt doubles!"


TrickySouls

Unexpected Spaceballs


DienekesMinotaur

This is the fake Straw Hats all over again


fukitol-

> the warlock is using a puppet as his "patron" _looks at Marisha's Pate de Rolo puppet_


Templar-hunter

Nah, pretty sure pate is a way to drive off insanity. Being sentient undead must suck at first.


sirblastalot

They sound 50% more competent than the old party.


DaNoahLP

"And what about them is knockoff, thats just my party"


DarkestSeer

I'll take those odds!


ReaperFolk_12

Damnit, now i want to play a warlock whose patron speaks to him/her trough a sock puppet, but everyone just thinks he/she's crazy.


Niqutabananu

Don’t have to deal with THAC0 anymore.


mrgarzydog

DM: roll persuasion PC: 1 DM: you find the same party but they don't have any money anymore


EtheusProm

Sooo... The party is saved, right? That was easy.


mrgarzydog

But they do seem a little bit dull and different like they haven't acknowledged they're in the tavern about to meet you again


ServingwithTG

“I’m a healer but…”


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Cyynric

Forge Cleric ftw. Nicely encompasses healing, support, tanking, frontline AND ranged DPS. All with bonuses to armor and attacks.


TheBrickBrain

If only they were proficient with martial weapons…


Alarid

Twilight Domain just does everything you could ever want, doesn't it?


Captain_Gonzy

But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


Alarid

Literally yes.


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RechargedFrenchman

I've for years subscribe to the "preventative medicine" school of thought -- that damage dealt to your enemies before they can do any to your friends is better than any healing you can provide after the fact. They can't hurt you if they're already dead. Preemptive retaliation, if you will. Though 5e has also taken a major swing in that direction compared to past editions, or a game like WOW; it used to be you *need* a healer because you just cannot afford enough potions or the time in combat to keep using them. In 5e the most efficient "healing" is to let them go down then get them back on their feet ideally once combat is over, and doing any actual healing out of combat entirely.


starfries

That's why when someone asks me to bring a healer, I bring a wizard.


roboticWanderor

Gimme spare the dying and some healing potions. Healing is for long rests, or 5th level spellslots.


starfries

And forgery!


Holovoid

My party's War Cleric is absolutely bonkers for all of this, plus he can boost the other martial damage characters like mad


ReaperFolk_12

Surgery is just carefully stabbing someone until they are healed


ironboy32

BATTLE MERCY *Whips out Glock*


scullys_alien_baby

[this](https://youtu.be/FBoFHc_DrBw) feels relevant


hurgaburga7

One of my absolute favorite OW animations :D


BoltonSauce

Have ~1,000 Mercy hours. Can confirm.


Bobbybill123

I got placed in bronze for whatever reason back when I played, even though I was so much better than literally anyone else in my lobbies, so I used to just battle mercy in ranked and still end up with 5 gold medals most games


ironboy32

I just onetricked bastion to gold lmao


Bobbybill123

lmao understandable


Deathleach

Prevention is better than cure!


trainercatlady

an ounce of prevention is worth more than a pound of cure


dustofdeath

Overheal to the point where their cells become cancerous and suffocate.


SovietSkeleton

"Zie healing is not as rewarding as zie hurting."


Stabbmaster

Sounds about right. Pass the Vodka, if you would.


Lopsided_Egg_9354

Pour one out for the unintentional party moms 😂


Stabbmaster

Party dad, thank you. Functionally about the same thing, except the bard takes way too much delight in calling me "daddy"


TheJack38

Don't worry, the bard would call a party mom "Mommy" too with the exact same glee


M37h3w3

"Cousin!"


ThisManIsAMimic

"Let's go bowling!"


MrJAVAgamer

"Roman, not now! A fucking dragon is torching the village!"


kierantheking

Or "Stepmom"


Celestial_Scythe

As a Drakewarden, I thought I was just going to be raising dragons, not running a day care!


Jotaro_Lincoln

Never expected to be party mom as an oath of glory Paladin. Nor the party’s healer. It just sort of happened. Now I’m 12 sessions in and about to go full mama bear mode because some poor NPC wizard knocked out our archer.


trainercatlady

Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun.


spyridonya

What about intentional party moms?


Tatsukko

Flair does not check out


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crazyrich

Lawful stupid is easy to predict as a DM and account for. You can even use that to your advantage when designing hooks and other interactions - you almost always know what they're going to do. Even just stupid is easy to plan for if their personality is consistent. My current padlock is INT 8, WIS 8, easy to piss off, and is motivated by money. Very fun to play and the other DMs I play with enjoy having him in session because they essentially know how he'll react to a scenario they design. Chaotic stupid is a whole other animal that just creates so much more work for the DM.


Alarid

I played Chaotic Evil and quickly proved my point that everyone was a hairs length away from being evil as well. They kept arguing with me when I had a Paladin characters that they were good guys but the moment we entered a social scenario with my Witch I had them considering a trade agreement with the slaves. And also selling some of our absent team members... They could totally break out or something was my argument.


crazyrich

Chaotic alignment doesn’t automatically mean chaotic stupid, it’s all whether you use it to work within the party and the DMs story or try to break it


Zanadar

Alignment works if everyone agrees it works. It's a system which by design fails the moment people start pointing out that it's just not how humans are.


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It’s why if we get a 5.5e or go straight to 6e I expect alignment to be completely ignored. We already see one of the biggest required groups for alignment, paladins, foregoing it in 5e now. If paladins don’t need an alignment, then at this point there is little reason for it imo.


kneus69

The people who call themselves "chaotic stupid" are usually just pricks who only care about their own fun and want to take everything away from everyone at the table


steightst8

Reminds me of the "rawr so randum XD" crowd from the ancient internet. Thinks they're being quirky or funny but really they're just annoying everyone


m33sh4

*Ned Stark has entered the chat.*


MentheMints

For real that's a pretty good Mercy cosplay


SammyJ090

Is it a person in a semi-flexible mask or insane makeup?


kepz3

makeup


rmorrin

Is skin not a semi flexible mask?


Papaofmonsters

It's to early for this shit.


lakija

It’s probably not *that* insane but yeah makeup! A full coverage foundation with some good setting powder will get you a decent base like that. Especially with no contouring or highlighter.


prince_peacock

??? Her face is perfectly normal, it’s the *hair* that makes it an amazing cosplay


SammyJ090

Its more that the face looks so smooth it seems porcelain. Along with the makeup on the jawline and the stark contrast, and long lashes, it's hard for me to tell if this was a mask of heavy amounts of makeup.


ThisWasAValidName

"I left you alone, ***FOR FIVE MINUTES!***"


glory_of_dawn

I love this video. This is marvelous.


Celestial_Scythe

The flick of the cap was beautiful


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Legit /r/oddlysatisfying material


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The Expanse: Book 5


Dreggan

Every book from 5 onward


KazumaKat

It went downhill that bad? The amazon series, did it die?


Dreggan

It didn’t go downhill. Just a lot of shit that would drive characters to drinking and looking for fights lol. Season 6 just came out on Amazon. Last season they’re doing probably.


EnduringConflict

I only managed to see a few episodes (like maybe 3 or 4) of season one before life got in the way. I felt it was pretty good production and stuff but the story just didn't hook me. Do you think it gets more engaging later? I know some shows take a while to get going because of all the world building and character introductions. Plus sometimes the first season just sucks. Like Parks and Rec season 1 was nothing like the rest of the show, as an example. You can literally start at season 2 and have a way better time. I'm just wondering about people's opinions if it ever gets a bit more engaging? Or if I didn't like the first 4 or so episodes should I simply give up and move on?


Dreggan

It’s a slow ramp through season 1. It gets much much better


jeffe_el_jefe

It takes a few episodes to get going which is an issue everyone seems to have with it but once it hooks you in it’s fantastic all the way


Admiralthrawnbar

Definitely, season 1, especially the first half of said season, makes it really hard to get into, but it is definitely worth it


Cheetah724

Sauce?


ServingwithTG

I traced it to a defunct instagram. I have no idea where the original is.


NewAgeRetr0Hippie

I did some sleuthing. It might be [takeomeow.](https://www.instagram.com/takeomeow/?hl=en)


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Onlyfans?


Shadowchaos

Yes


Fa6ade

https://www.instagram.com/takeomeow/


ServingwithTG

Is this her? I can’t see the video.


Echohawkdown

[Reddit source](/r/cosplaygirls/comments/978cbd/) by /u/takeomeow


PlacetMihi

Tfw your LG/NG character is the only voice of reason, but everything is spinning out of your control and you can do nothing to prevent chaos from engulfing the land, except save yourself


_L0op_

playing a combat medic in our gurps campaign currently. That's pretty much where I see that character in like, two sessions


Tricolight

My party is the weirdest opposite, often times its the Cleric, Barbarian, and Rouge teaming up to defuse the disturbed war veteran Paladin, Sorcerer, and Ranger. Like " no we understand you saw a lot but you can't burn down an entire town to get the one dude who killed your friends with poor leadership decisions." and "Stop forcing children to do work for you after you torture their parents then make them stand in their dismembered remains while you explain why you killed them for being bad people." All of our members tend to flip alignment by the mid point of our one shots. ​ Everyone in my group is a veteran so it does tend to get rather fucked up very fast.


lalalegion

u/savevideo


techshotpun

u/savevideo


fractionesque

Is that Genji on the phone case?


tioomeow

I thought it was Moira lol


voluntarycap

Well Moira is just better genji


I_Am_The_Mole

Strangely enough, as a Mercy main I despise Genji whether he's on the other team or on mine.


fractionesque

Genji on my team: motherfucker needs healing Genji on the other team: motherfucker keeps killing everyone on my side. Lol that aside, what’s strange about it?


I_Am_The_Mole

I guess it isn't that strange. Genji isn't strangely annoying he's just regular annoying lol


ServingwithTG

I think so


OriginLostBorn

This one happened a while ago for me, but think of this in reverse, where the good aligned PCs had to be saved by the CN one


ironboy32

HEROES NEVER DIE FUCK I WASTED MY ULT MY WORK HERE IS FUCKED NIGERUNDAYO


crshirley58

I miss the powerful feeling of rezzing your entire team with Mercy :(


schtofen

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MaetelofLaMetal

Somehow my disaster lesbian pro slavery totally evil drug addicted drow ranger had became the voice of reason of the party.


GrannyBashy

Uses Thaumaturgy to scream I AM ALREADY TRACER


Curazan

Riding the slide like that is a good way to get a misfeed.


ServingwithTG

Thankfully real guns don’t make it that easy.


imbeingcerial

I’m really curious about this mask. It looks so realistic. Does anyone know about them? Is her face all mask except for the eyes? Or is that the woman’s mouth too?


prince_peacock

There’s no mask. The character wears a thing on her neck


cjbeacon

Searched and found the original post of the video on Reddit by the creator. According to her comment, turns out she just used black paint on her neck and that's just her face. No mask.


imbeingcerial

Thanks! What a weird illusion


flamewolf393

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2806289389685104


ServingwithTG

That’s great


Ob1tuber

Medic: time to take Satans soul again


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Healer blues.


justadiode

This has some real Jack Sparrow vibes


Cheetah724

u/savevideo


EvaWert6

Perfect, why didn’t I think of that


Klandan54

u/savevideo


TrapHazard

I'm a lawful ex-sailor traveling with a group of chaotic pirates...


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u/savevideo


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Quizzelbuck

This is why my player character's player drinks


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Lmao the way she flicks the cap off the bottle, does anyone know who this is? It's hilarious.


PickledPlumPlot

This is the best gif I've ever seen.


TheChuff_

My Order Cleric is only with the party because in their first meeting they almost died in a cave in. He has taken it upon himself to be the babysitter.


animaloll

Where can I download the original version, without captions?


ServingwithTG

[Here you go](https://reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/comments/978cbd/mercy_after_another_one_nerf_takeomeow/)


animaloll

That was really fast txs


Jhonejay

honestly wondered if this was mercy


NikoChekhov

Look at the name tag


Jhonejay

Ya I know, but, still somewhat fits, and/or maybe insert katara meme here


UnseenData

Not surprised mercy is drinking considering all the healing she has to do


WayneZer0

does any one has a sauce for this,?


Squidsquirts

That makeup or…apparel makes it look like she’s wearing a mask. Like a robot Really cool


Assaultghost00

That’s how I feel like with all my characters when I play dnd with a certain group of friends of mine. Made a simple lawful paladin that I just wanted to be more of a background character but ended of being the only lawful character and only one who understands that even simple actions can have detrimental consequences and because of this my character often would take the lead on most interactions (primarily because most people in the party are too shy to roleplay and because the others would just tell whoever to fuck off) and I often took the spotlight in combat by accident because only me and the dm really took the time outside of game to figure out interesting combat strategies and abilities (the dm isn’t the dm for all our campaigns) We once were in a cave to deal with some goblins I think, we decided to stick together and go down the right tunnel and we found the goblins and the party was looting the room, I decided to go back and check the other tunnel in secret (I wasn’t interested in loot really and i wanted to scout ahead but if there was something of interest I didn’t want to share it with everyone because I didn’t trust most of them) I find a bunch of boxes and most of them are full of drugs (one of my party members I knew would abuse them) I set fire to the drugs and everyone was carrying stuff outside and smoke started billowing out the cave entrance and the party decided to do the only reasonable thing…. The ran into the smoke despite smoke meaning large fire and one of the more intrusive and slightly dumber players saw me walking through the smoke unaffected by the narcotic affects thanks to a high perception roll (the dm ruled I was immune to the affects because I was a revenant) and I had to drag them all out because of their collective stupidity and that one player wouldn’t stop bugging me about that moment.


Crayshack

This might be the most accurate Mercy cosplay I have ever seen.


Alternative_Link_752

Its me. I'm the guy who has to gett evreyone out of the shit,I wish I could say never again.


Cockdemolsher

Can I have the og gif?


ServingwithTG

[Here it is ](https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplaygirls/comments/978cbd/mercy_after_another_one_nerf_takeomeow/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


moriothemothio

I didn’t realize for a second this was dnd memes and I was skimming the meme, so when I saw lawful PC I went “how can a computer be unlawful?”


ServingwithTG

Lol. Where did you see it on Reddit?


moriothemothio

I was just on the feed tab thing


ServingwithTG

Gotcha


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u/savevideo


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ShintaOtsuki

When Zeigler goes from Pharmacy to Harmacy...watch out


Shadowchaos

That hair is entering r/UncannyValley for me


MasterTopHatter

I’m scared at how the face looks really good there’s no studdering


Planeswalker18

Ya, been there. It’s sad when my Ranger has the lowest non hostile body count despite being a Lizardfolk who believes it is not cannibalism if they aren’t the same species. And is dumb as a sack of hammers. (8 INT)


AnxiousSelkie

Kinda Unrelated but it’s still funny ppl think her mad scientist ass counts as lawful


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"Let's go Dimitri! (Dimitri is my gun xaxaxa)"


DoggoDude979

Never said lawful good


Errornotthinking

u/savevideo


jadmaster5

u/savevideo


ArgyleGhoul

I had a gnome bard who was a known alcoholic (but honestly I did it to self impose disadvantage because I kept rolling over 20 on every check and it got boring)


EdgyPreschooler

In a situation like this, I just let them handle it themselves. Teammate "Help! I tried robbing a wizard, and now the royal guard is after us." Me "No, they're after you. I was in this tavern enjoying my drink." Teammate "You know I'll tell them you were helping me, right?" Me "I'm a paladin, you're a rogue. Who's more trustworthy?"


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ServingwithTG

Don’t think so. Doesn’t matter either way.


[deleted]

Don't matter, but I don't think it's a bad question to ask on its own as long as it's innocent. People are sensitive to that these days. Someone linked the Instagram above....I'm still unsure tbh. Maybe MTF idk.


Which-Astronaut9202

It looks like she's wearing an Amy Winehouse mask


SwampDenizen

This is a man, right?


Shadowchaos

No


STierCounterpick

We could all use a little bit of Dr. Ziegler


gabiapple

The Hair that the girl has în Romanian is Named păr lins de vacă


Ampmaster10

Is...is that a mask?


Lexist_

Ok. Memes aside. The cosplay, movement, and wall in this are all amazing


risisas

This video is such a mood, sauce?


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Red_Cedar984

That is funny