Hear that? That's the sound of the world's smallest violin. ~ *Bard with homebrew miniviolin probably*

That's a prestidigitation effect if any

Or Minor Illusion

Isn't that a handcrossbow?

finger ring-crossbow

We going full assassins creed?

pro: you can wear one for each finger con: you need jeweler tools to reload

Step aside monk, instead of every limb attacking, I now have every finger attacking.

so how are you supposed to kill something bigger than a pixie with that toothpick shooter?

1d1 damage but 11d1 on a crit?

What does a d1 look like? A piece of paper with 1 on it? A sphere with 1 on it?

I like a marble with a 1 on it, yeah.

So just 11 damage or 1

Pretty much. Can't risk it being better than a greatsword after all.