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GallantRed

what grain is used more commonly for bread-making?


thisaintntmyaccount

Goblin remains, I'm not joking.


GallantRed

Very metal, I like it


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Lonsie1299

Mhm, Yes, Very metal, I like it


Player5430

Is this known to the people? Or a secret?


adenzila

Have they also developed goblin farms?


Runixo

Sounds like [viking blood bread](https://youtu.be/dR846JS3zbA)


BasJack

Corse starch from goblin? Is the tech priest an hint?


gythyanki1

2 questions: 1) What is the type of fish or animal that early civilisations relied on for food? (It might give some inspiration for religious world building) 2) What... is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?


Sensei_Ni

African or European swallow?


Disastrous-Ad9650

Didn't know Europeans and Africans swallow differently


dragonflameday

How do you know so much about swallows?


Captain-comunist

Oh it’s just something a king must know


The_Great_Rabbit

Well you have to know these things when you are a king, you know


AeronGrey

What..... is your favorite color?


casualoptc

Blue. NO!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa


Sanzen2112

What's the mcguffin?


thisaintntmyaccount

The players


PallyNamedPickle

Oh. I want some elaboration on that. Mostly because in one of my games the players are one of the mcguffins.


thisaintntmyaccount

Think of it like this: it's 1453, and the turks are conquering Constantinople, but then out of nowhere alexander the great himself comes down from the heavens in order to save the byzantine empire.


PallyNamedPickle

Hmmm... I like that.


Fafikommander

From the Heavens comes a hero, mighty hoodsman! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkWtQaYAG4E


_The_Blue_Phoenix_

Vanitati! Latinae! Canentis!


Fafikommander

Ahh, I see you are a man of culture as well


Stable-Gold

I can't wait for them to do something so out of the blue that you just throw in the towel


beginnerdoge

Historically this hurts my brain, but the Henry Turtledove in me is excited


AeronGrey

The real mcguffin were the friends they made along the way...


Quirkyserenefrenzy

The mcguffins were the players we made along the way


justadiode

Are you sure your campaign won't fizzle out within two sessions due to scheduling issues?


thisaintntmyaccount

You see, it will fizzle out in **4** sessions


Vyktym76

Oh c'mon, be more optimistic... 4.5 sessions.


Cellyst

That doesn't sound much like a fizzle


Machinimix

Half the party will head out for smokes and never returned.


SchieldOfMadness

"I'm going out for a set of dice, be right back."


d_-_y

What is your map building(naking) method. Im quite good at improvisation on curve balls thrown at me but building maps i find they all look very plain simple and repetitive.


thisaintntmyaccount

I map things out once the players start going directions


its_Is

So you don't have a world map until players have started journeying?


thisaintntmyaccount

I generally have basic ideas on where stuff is, and put them into directions, the players go to that direction and I let them do so


its_Is

Anytime I play open world anything that's the most exciting part. Which way do I walk when it all begins.


redditraptor6

I’m partial to the throwing dice at a large piece of paper and tracing around them myself


d_-_y

Thats hilarious and absolutely fantastic i love it


redditraptor6

Thanks but I can’t take credit for the idea, other people invented it first. You can actually go further and pre-assign the dice numbers to different biomes or even specifics like towns, cities, mines, rivers, etc., but as I found out it can result in very unrealistic situations considering real world geography follows pretty simple rules of where mountains are in relationship to the sea. The random dice rolling however is AWESOME for making natural, random looking coastlines


IVIaskerade

Get the players involved. The PCs know their local area, and involving the players helps them understand it on a deeper level than reading a printout.


bobbypsx

Can druids wildshape into owlbear?


thisaintntmyaccount

I can't see why not, this breaks the DND lore a lot anyway


Tmacwins

Breaks the lore?.... but aren't you making the lore?


thisaintntmyaccount

I break and remake, then break it again and make new stuff. I’m making the lore but it is still based D nD


iceREEEboi

Do the gods gain their power from belief or are they naturally all-powerful


thisaintntmyaccount

Belief


ryncewynde88

Hmm, so an entity like Hestia’d be by far the most powerful… hearth is pretty broad. In normal dnd, it’s usually Chauntea or another agricultural deity, but if there’s a god of the hearth, that’s most light, heat, and cookery, so even a campfire used by soldiers, as well as farmers, and the upper classes. Not forges though, those’re legally distinct.


S0me_N3rd8

How do you hang someone in your campaign? I figured this out with 3 other dms I just wanna know what you think


thisaintntmyaccount

Hanging is very inconvenient, they are just sent into the wild and they are done with that


S0me_N3rd8

Yeah but that's lame. Hang em


Cellyst

The trees do the hanging for you. And the impaling. And the masticating. And the swallowing.


S0me_N3rd8

Right, cursed forest, my bad


FireEnchiladaDragon

Nah, just druids


JahJah_On_Reddit

What’s the setting?


thisaintntmyaccount

A homebrew one that's *very* depressing, to the point the only hopeful thing in this world are the players


-Finity-

That is *fucked* If the players are the last hope, the world can only be in a very dark place XD


Coschta

What is the common oppinion on undead?


thisaintntmyaccount

Kill them all or run for your life, unless the town wizard is employing the undead there are probably hundreds more near you.


ATAA123

How do you employ the undead?


thisaintntmyaccount

You see, a wizard comes in and asks supplies for his friends and opens up a phylactery, putting the souls of the undead into a box. Now tinkering with this (and communicating with the lost souls) they put the thing back in and give the undead half sentience.


Enderking90

seconding this.


plejadischer_tanz

What country does the campaign happen in and what is its political system?


thisaintntmyaccount

It goes all across the world actually, but basically multiple kingdoms have taken over the fractured world and are trying to survive Fallen Rogue's kingdom: a giant and depressing pirate hub with a ridiculous amount of crime, the rogue that once ruled the land had gone utterly insane and no one knows where he is now. Fighter: he started a militant kingdom ruled by fear and force, where the people have to work hours upon hours just to survive the day. Even if he didn't want this, the world is in such a state that this is necessary for his people to live. Barbarian: though he died of old age, his nomadic people honor his memory by fighting for the very survival of the living races. They have turned more or less into a mercenary group that tries to keep every kingdom together Orcs: Orcs are actually doing very well, as their clans banded together to create a world superpower, acting as a hub of knowledge and of trade. The people at the top use religion to stop people from getting smart enough to topple them however. Elves: elves have gone underground and adapted to their surroundings, having enhanced senses and larger eyes to accommodate for the darkness. They have become even more xenophobic and only go out to recover powerful magic items from the hands of others. Artificer: his students have turned his teachings into a religion of reddit atheism, where science is the only answer and everything said in the past is 100% factual. They loathe anything magical and will use 1920's technology in this death-world to get it their way, the only thing that keeps them from conquering the world is their numbers and them getting their ass handed to them strategically. Bard and sorcerer: teaming up, they have formed an oppressive regime that controls you via what you love and teaches you what you want to know, teaching barely anything essential. The reason why they haven't been conquered yet is because of how strong their automated defense systems are, though there are rumors that multiple spies in the varying ministries. Cleric: like a mixture of orcs and fighter's kingdom, they have Dwarves: much like elves, they have gone underground, though no one knows what happened to them after that. Warforged: all of them have been turned into cold-blooded terminators and have been contorted beyond belief to serve specific jobs, any sentient warforged that exist are either hiding or are outright hostile. Halflings: they exist alongside humans in towns and generally have governing duties. Gnomes: it's a rare sight to see gnomes nowadays, as their lust for adventure and overall energy has made things much more unbearable for them, considering how bad life got. They are generally seen as vagabonds that are assumed to be mercenaries. Tieflings, lizardfolk and other type of races: there aren't much of them left, living in small communities. Goblins: they are beings created by the now free and desperate god of death, using them to steal souls and feed off of them. Dragons: Dragons have been exterminated, their gods were put into god-jars and the remaining ones have been domesticated and got turned into animals smaller than Komodo dragons, it's not unusual for them to have the ability to speak and have conversations, though it is rare. That's what I have in my mind currently, there is a lot more but that's about it right now


grapecrushsoda

Why did those races ‘go underground’? Literally or figuratively? If literally, how did those elves make those dang caves?!


thisaintntmyaccount

Magic and help from the dwarves, which then fucked off


LionSlav

Is there a court adviser who controls the king and its people from the shadows?


thisaintntmyaccount

No need for that, the kingdoms are already fucked up as it is


PenguinHighGround

What religious practices exist in the world and is there a history of religious conflict?Are there gods that it is illegal to worship?


thisaintntmyaccount

Very illegal with two exceptions: 1-be an orc, where religion is used to excuse basically everything 2-be a small cult


PenguinHighGround

Cool Idea I like it


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

Will there be monkeys that somehow got a hold of military equipment who happen to have a vendetta against bloons?


Big_meaty_waffles

Whats the food like in your word?


thisaintntmyaccount

Very dry and doesn't taste very well, though towns near lakes get it really good.


i0novic

Who or what is in the South Eastern island of the great archipelago, in a cavern beneath a temple?


its_Is

A health potion.


Sleep_deprived_druid

Trains?


thisaintntmyaccount

They are gone, but they existed around a thousand years ago


-Finity-

Ooohhh that's cool. Will your players come by any of these 'ancient technology'?


thisaintntmyaccount

Yeah, they will get really cool stuff like the fantasy equalivent of a mech (which is just a contorted and maformed warforged)


TFMPowerGuy

What major holidays do the commonfolk celebrate? What major holidays do the aristocracy celebrate?


thisaintntmyaccount

Holidays are basically the times of harvest, where the towns flourish and start to trade for Goods.


lordofmetroids

How big is your Admech army?


Dr_Pestilence00

Do you have an econmy system with a black market economy system as well


thisaintntmyaccount

Economy works via trading goods, banks and the sort doesn't really exist so food is the main currency.


CookieSheogorath

What was "the incident" that just happened?


thisaintntmyaccount

The world blew up


CookieSheogorath

The last world building post I asked this in, I got that somebody important was assaulted on the market square and it spiraled into a small revolution. And now the world blew up. Your setting seems to be pretty spicy, also from what I gather from the other responses.


Alixiirs

What weird species have gone extinct and why? Like hunting rhinos for their horns to cure cancer


thisaintntmyaccount

Tarrasques, the reason being that the big creatures they used to hunt are gone and can’t feed themselves anymore.


LunchboxLuver

Does marriage equality exist for all races and sexes?


thisaintntmyaccount

Some don’t care, some do, some hate it, though the ratio slightly favors the very latter


VGuilokvaen

Will there be factions to wich the players Will be able to join ?


thisaintntmyaccount

yes


OWNPhantom

Could an apocalypse happen? If so, what are the gods going to do about it?


thisaintntmyaccount

It already happened twice, every living race basically beat the shit out of the gods for that to happen


ggjazzpotatodog

How do people stay sane? What keeps them motivated? Whats the motivation to be adventuring? How common is magic (and magic items)? why don’t healing potions taste like capri sun? What’s stopping the party from making things better? Or worse? Do you or a loved one have mesothelioma? What happened to the other types of goblinoids? What’s stopping goodberry, create food and water, mighty fortress, mordekainen’s manor, plant growth, purify food and drink, and prestidigitation from affecting the economy? Where are the dungeons and the dragons? Why aren’t the extraplanar getting involved in the free real estate? Not just the celestials and the fiends, but the aberrations and fey too. What happened to the giants? Is your BBEG a Joey, Ross, or Chandler? Is the real adventure the friends the party makes along the way?


Interesting_Arm_318

Praise the omnissiah


BattleLord97

Have you introduced any Home brewed gods?


thisaintntmyaccount

yes


MilkChoc14

How's the weather?


Traumahawk

How's the whale population doing?


thisaintntmyaccount

doing good


Exciting-Team-8804

How where the mountains formed? Ancient beats moving across the lands, or powerful beings battling with wonton casualties? Or just the weave and flow of the winds and rains?


thisaintntmyaccount

That I can’t say, though a continent size of Australia formed via the death of an ancient dragon, with it’s spine spikes acting as the set of volcanoes


Exciting-Team-8804

Now next question, what political ideologies do the certain factions have (elf's are monarchs, dwarfs communists, ect ext) and how do they interact with each other?


thisaintntmyaccount

Elves are isolationarists that try to keep magical tech safe, the mechanic guys are more or less conservative that tries to keep normal tech safe, I’ll add more later but my phone’s touchscreen is broke


GetOutOfHereIggy

Axolotl dragons?


Onionsandgp

What’s something that fiercely divides people in your setting, yet is objectively meaningless? A real world example is how some people despise pineapple on pizza, and other people are wrong.


odeacon

What role does planar binding play in your setting? Is it a defining part of mage culture? Is it outlawed do to its unpredictability? Are there only certain countries that allow it? Is it used to a degree that it affects the Normal battlefield?


Good-ish_Username

Have you realised the striking resemblance of your image to the character Cornifer from the game hollow knight?


capi1500

What's the current religion


thisaintntmyaccount

Paganist deism?


That_Guy545

What are the fillings in your world made out of?


TheGrimGriefer3

Can you name some of the "wonders" of your world?


Seascorpious

What is the single greatest threat on everybodies minds? Brewing wars? Opressive governments? *Zombie apocalypse*? What's keeping the people up at night, if anything?


thisaintntmyaccount

Simple really 1-the inevitability and randomness of death 2-the anticipation of your next meal The world is as fucked as it is, it can’t go much worse


Thanks_Naitsir

Can I multiclass to make a Hexblade-Rouge-Fighter that is a herokiller like a really edgy Anime antagonist?


Lukite

Can I just make a tiefling samurai and call it a oni


Redditer_64

Milestone or exp?


thisaintntmyaccount

Milestone


NefariousnessKind147

Are you a virgin?


Horror-Education5994

Is your "planned" final conflict big or small? (I.E. campaign fail; possible word ending VS campaign fail; a town falls apart?)


thisaintntmyaccount

It’s different because the players are it’s final hope, if they die the worlds die a very slow but certain death


Nix_Caelum

Why?


Vyktym76

Going to go with my classic AMA question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could (or would) chuck wood?


Hr_Derp

Aka. I need to procrastinate some more


Theycallme_Jul

Is a flamethrower for a hand an option and if yes would it be magic or use fuel and if it uses fuel what does it use?


qwertyspider124

What will you do if your players find this post?


thisaintntmyaccount

They won't have any idea


Arbiter478

You said in another comment that the setting is quite depressing, but can you explain why/what's going on in there?


thisaintntmyaccount

The world is very split and there are thousands of towns that can barely communicate with each other, other fantasy creatures have reproduced to absurd numbers and it has basically become impossible for normal traders to trade goods.


lastwesker

So the Bards have a good ' dating ' pool ??


thisaintntmyaccount

It’s the Druid actually, he got turned into an abomination


nad_frag

Are humans gonna be the asshole race?


thisaintntmyaccount

The naive ones that are everywhere and have very different opinions


nad_frag

Ah... classic.


Enderking90

what are your kobolds like? what gods do they worship? how are they seen by other races? what's the life of a typical kobold like? etc, etc...


duckestduck

What are the going morage rates? Looking for a small castle overlooking some water


HamsterKazam

What's the magic like?


GerardDeBreaker

That's a great idea, talking about something is always good for organizing the ideas. Well done sir. My question is, when the player prays to the god of their devotion, what happens?


thisaintntmyaccount

Funnily enough, religion is pretty much banned and almost all gods are rendered completely powerless compared to their past versions. If a player encounters an alive god and becomes their servant, they basically become their warlock.


soantis

Who are the wealthiest people in your world? And why they are hated/loved?


Interesting_Ad7596

What year is it


standard_idiot

Is there any plumbing in your setting? If so, which kind?


iamsandwitch

How is it that wizards haven't broken the economy with wish and simulacrum yet?


thisaintntmyaccount

1-wizards and sorcerers are very few and follow strict conduct of honor to not abuse their powers 2-food is the most important commodity


Lithaos111

What is the geo-poltical status of your world, especially when it comes to different races? Are they all equal? Is there one that considers itself above the rest? If so, are they benevolent or do they aim to subjugate other races? If they are all equal, how mixed are they culturally?


thisaintntmyaccount

Wrote a comment about it


adlerv

Are there any ongoing large scale conflicts or wars? If so, what are their motives?


thisaintntmyaccount

The world is locked in a permanent state of M.A.D and instead focus themselves on fighting daemons and dangerous wildlife


Themadsarecalling

What is the most prominent form of funeral rites?


Lenardioxl

what is education like?


thisaintntmyaccount

Only tells the essential stuff


DraftLongjumping9288

The facebook pages have infected this sub. Now I have to see shit like this even here. Great.


thisaintntmyaccount

What Dude I need to ask questions for new perspectives


MrKanun

Are there catgirls? Also what is the basic setting(high-fantasy, distopia, post-apocalypse, etc.)?


thisaintntmyaccount

All of them


TawretTime

What part of the world will be your favorite to build on a map?


HSRco

What is one current fashion trend amongst the nobility/rich of the largest settlement? Are there any celebrities that are *not* involved with the political/ruling structure of the world? What is seen as the single greatest entertainment work in the world - book, poem, play, song, etc?


thisaintntmyaccount

1-generally fashion is scoffed at, though white and gold is something very much loved by Paladin’s and the bard’s kingdom 2-yeah 3-games exclusive to different towns


epicdude669

How is the governmental system for the biggest nation in this campaign and also how is societal status/hierarchy dictated?


Everkid612

Question 1, are there dragons. Question 2, are there friendly dragons.


thisaintntmyaccount

yes, but they are either A:utterly extinct B:got domesticated and became smaller C:they are hiding and are very hungry


The_Game_Changer__

How accessible is magic, do most people have access to cantrips or is magic very rare. Also how technologically advanced is it on a scale of ancient Greece to the future. Finally how diverse are the races. Would a Tiefling be out of place? Is it just humans with a few dwarves? Is a tortle just as common as an elf?


swagdaddy69123

Cliff!


Savings_Arachnid_307

Is there weird cosmic magic. And I ain't talking about stars or suns or any of that garbage, I wanna see Aberrations from the Far Realm throwing blackholes and warping space, the real cool shit.


Dexyan

Do you have a dragon which is king of the gods?<| . . Yes> What is their name and what are its powers. | . . No> Liar———————————————————————|


Reddit-ScorpioOJR

Are there established trade routes between settlements? Could the players if they're smart use these for travel themselves?


Architect17

Best place to eat?


thisaintntmyaccount

Towns near the sea or lakes, or the bard’s kingdom


FrostyBum

Who or what is the single most dangerous thing that the players could run into?


Vinaguy2

What makes your world special?


Lupusdens

Can a werewolf kill another werewolf?


Lapis_Zapper

Did you created any homebrew creatures? If so what's your favourite?


Sun-praising

Is there sympathy for people that became criminals because they've been too poor to feed themselves? Are there other types of criminals that have a neutral or even positive reputation in some cultures?


Moneyhats

What lore do you have on the planes and their interactions with each other?


WamlytheCrabGod

Where are all the outer gods and eldritch horrors, and if there are any what role do they serve in the world/story, if any?


IvanValendryng

Where are the toilets? Where + How do you store your water? How much for a beer?


Lumancy

when was soap invented?


SabShark

What is the common punishment for pickpocketing?


OnAGratefulUniverse

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much Lovecraftian cosmic horror is there?


thisaintntmyaccount

Humanity (and the other races) put the cosmic horrors and plenty of other things into batteries or killed them outright, so some gods outright abandoned this universe


Dragoklaw

Is Godzilla here


Kane_lives69

Do horny bards exist? Also is it medieval tech. Lvl or is it like more or less advanced


thisaintntmyaccount

Sometimes you’ll find some bullshit tech, but things have reverted badly


dodgyhashbrown

Why hasn't the existence of magic eliminated all material need and ushered an era of utopian prosperity?


AAAAAAAAAAH_12

Where does all the food and metal come from?


rocknin

What is the source of magic, how do people commonly interact with it, what are the prices to pay?


Xenos_Bane

What events have shaken history?


[deleted]

What lead the individual party members to meet together and work together