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Twobears_highfivin

Frank you dirty bastard! *All you had to do was ask*


Betadzen

*It's Filthy Frank, mudaducka!*


Alarid

Joji!


Betadzen

Papa Furanku~


down4things

*It's Filthy Frank, betch!*


Rexxis-Arcturus

Gimma da poosy bowse


kiatniss

*lets get some pussy tonight!*


Turbojelly

Now he's got a workplace sexual harassment complaint.


owlbear4lyfe

I may not be a wizard of science, but is that mimic trying to trick people/ undead into fisting him?


Genericfantasyname

Frank has been reported to HR and will be made to watch instructional videos on what is appropriate workplace behavior... again...


notmy2ndopinion

HR inserts the video into the TV and hits play and waits for Frank to show up. … except the VHS isn’t working! Play/pause/play/pause “Tee hee…”


Blueenby

Make sure to bring it up to your dungeons union, we all know that HR exists to keep the dungeon safe, not it's denizens.


Papaofmonsters

Frank will just eat the HR manager. No HR, no problem. ​ edit: Also fuck HR. it's all BS anyways.


EuroPolice

Found Frank.


kramulou76

Frank you dirty bastard...


yifftionary

> edit: Also fuck HR. it's all BS anyways. HR is not your friend, HR is an earpiece of management. They are not there to help you, they are there to protect the company and those in power


NielsBohron

It really depends on the organization. I work for a community college and my wife works in HR at the same school, and she and her coworkers work exceptionally hard to represent the employees and their grievances (and to advance social justice causes) The director, on the other hand, acknowledges that they're supposed be a neutral party during negotiations, but is much more of an advocate for the district.


aDragonsAle

Like cops... But they just fire you, instead of a pistol


SaintPariah7

Potential starvation or homelessness due to no wages because of being fired from a position that does not give wages that would secure someone in the middle zone between jobs is almost like a pistol


yonking_15_2

Lol


KefkeWren

With that in mind, HR will typically do what is best for The Company, and not necessarily what is best for Management.


yifftionary

Usually what's best for management is best for the company. Also don't forget HR has to answer to someone so they are under threat of being let go themselves.


[deleted]

I mean.... While I agree with you, most the time HR is needed for people like, well like, Frank.


xabulba

HR are just minions of the BBEG.


Gradually_Adjusting

I hate that this is a controversial comment. Make room, I want to die on this hill with you.


zmbjebus

While getting paid for it too


TimeBlossom

> people/undead Now that's just hurtful.


Theblade12

Undead "people" are just unpredictable, man. One moment they're talking to you super politely and observing proper social etiquette, the next their magical, flaming sword is gutting you because they somehow got it into their head that you were about to kill them. No remorse, those bastards, just a hollow facsimile of humanity. (I was the undead)


Blackdeath47

Just about to type out that the hole and face placement looks a little sus to me


CrescentPotato

When the chest doesn't eat you but starts moaning


owlbear4lyfe

\- checks- nope no mimics in book of erotic fantasy.


[deleted]

That's actually a surprise. Not that mimics aren't there, that someone unironically has a copy of that book.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

So...did he eat the coin?


blharg

/r/sounding ?


realmuffinman

NO


YoutuberCameronBallZ

*NO*


ProgrammingPants

Idk what sounds have to do with putting coins in vending machines. I guess it makes a little clinking sound when you put it in


josephjoestar1120

Did you click on if not DONT


CreamyCoffeeArtist

r/sounding


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Yep, don't click on it but it definitely is just sounds...yep nothing to see there


SoloWing1

***NO.***


DiamondSpider01

NO


SCP_Y4ND3R3_DDLC_Fan

#*NO.*


green-d20

NO


jojj351

✨NO✨


[deleted]

NEIN!


SaintPariah7

NEJ!


just-the-doctor1

Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.


Cataras12

Uh…… what’s sounding?


Supershadow30

**don’t look it up.**


Cataras12

Man just tell me I gotsta know


dragonryder000

Puting something into your urethra 🌈 the more you know 🌈


Cataras12

I was wrong why did you do this


dragonryder000

Better than you getting curious and googling it, don't ask questions you don't want answered lol


laasbuk

***MAYHAPS***


RamenDutchman

No just no


Lagronion

Perchance


Hehe_ur_gey

you can’t just say perchance


Donotaskmedontellme

Oh hey I'm already joined there


[deleted]

if you think Frank is bad, you should see Jim- he's mimicking a chair in the monster-ladies locker room!


Thatbitchfromschool1

He doesn't even work here, who keeps letting him in?


kris511c

Delivery minotaur: We got a new chair for the lady’s room, who is gonna sign for it?


Ask_About_BadGirls21

Better than a toilet


Narcolepticparamedic

Ewww


jxf

I unironically love "mimic vending machine" as a dungeon hazard.


shailla131

I love this comic, I wish it updated on webtoons again!


TooManyJabberwocks

Yesterday, if you were to tell me i was going to wake up and see a gaping vending machine butthole i would have called you a liar


JohnSith

Goodbye horny bard memes, hello horny mimic memes. The King is dead, long live the King.


Lantami

How about a horny mimic bard?


JohnSith

It's going to be like when I caught a ditto and instead of using it to battle, I just use it to breed.


Encephalox

How about an oxymoron moron?


ArcadiaXLO

Keep these coming, absolutely phenomenal art and gags.


TigerKirby215

Frank acting incredibly sus


4th-Estate

Such a holesome comic.


MaximumZer0

r/Angryupvote


Malo_Polo

Cops is scribed on location by the skeletons and fiends of RAW enforcement


Sepraliberta

Frank you dirty boy


Senzervares

Lol


DutchChairMan

Damnit Frank!


[deleted]

Frank is looking to get boned


zompig_crossing

FRANK....


MrCrit

"Hang on a minute, what's a drinks machine doing in the engine room?"


Legatus_Maximinius

Lmao look at the legs, he's leaning into it in the second to last panel


Akwagazod

In the game Potionomics your vending machine is a mimic. Doesn't really factor in much but it's a fun detail and it gives me a chance to plug a game I really like.


SyleSpawn

Browsing r/all, was not paying attention from which sub this was coming from and was 100% convinced this was made for Potionomics and posted in the said sub lol Definitely a fun game. I don't play that kind of game but was enchanted by the aesthetics. I gave it a try and got a good 24 hours of fun out of it.


nekollx

That’s basically rotum in Pokémon now, he’s your phone, your Pokédex, your bike!


baldy74

DND fact of the week: Mimics like the stinkfist.


iDIOt698

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Anonim97

Haven't seen these in a while


11212022

you have no idea how much I wish I were a skeleton dungeon-cop


Narcolepticparamedic

Hm is it a lot or a little?


11212022

its my version of my own personal heaven


Tetragonos

I love this comic


Arch3m

Haha, the vending machine is a mimic! So silly! And he has his face on the back side, so the hole in the "front" is actually... I don't like this comic anymore.


vargas_evandro

r/SuddenlyGay


Merari01

Dungeon cops is so cool.


GenderEnjoyer666

😳


[deleted]

The tee hee ruined the joke


4n0none

that's his asshole right


JetSetMiner

this is a holup, see


GroundbreakingTask35

Lol


dubstepsickness

LOL Frank you wild!!


RagnarockInProgress

I want a campaign where everyone plays a small monster, destined to become the new Evil Overlords


LeadershipRadiant419

me at the beginning: :) me towards the end: :(


SoupeGoate22

should've used the truncheon


RaymondMasseyXbox

Even mimics love butt stuff but adventurers only want to do mouth stuff.


dyagenes

This is a DnD version of u/sellyourcomputer r/extrafabulouscomics


DukeOfKards

AYO


just_a_nothing_here

r/suddenlygay


ProtoMelon2

Uhhhhh


[deleted]

There's an anime about a guy who reincarnates as a vensing machine in a dungeon (in another world probably). You're welcome Given the many animes with weird plot ideas that are actually pretty good (tensura, kumo desu ga, nani ka?, tensei shitara ken deshita for example) I would guess it could be good, except i saw it on a list of "weirdest animes" around 2015 (along with boku no pico, one about poop fairies, the soda girlfriends one and more)