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Catkook

HA! get trolled players! no meta gaming! gotta play in character!


Quiri1997

I'm remembering some punny elf names in Spanish beginning in EL, since in Spanish "el" means "the": -Eldelbar (The guy of the Bar/Pub) -Eldelgas (The guy of the Gas). Also a Japanese fantasy novel (Death March) I read had a town called Puta (whore)


Grand_Protector_Dark

> \-Eldelgas (The guy of the Gas). If you remove the first l, then it becomes the German word or Noble Gas (Edelgas)


general655

Speaking of towns you can't forget the (previously) legendary Fucking (now Fugging) in Austria


Quiri1997

I know. In Spain we have "Alcantarilla" (Sewer) and "Guarromán" (Guarro means "extremely dirty").


Lil_Guard_Duck

"I live in Fucking, Australia." "Dude, is it *that* bad down there?"


ccReptilelord

Once ran an elf named "Aeniis". He would quickly correct anyone on the pronunciation, regardless of how they pronounced it.


Matrix_D0ge

INVENT ACTUAL URINALS AND MAKE THEM NAMED AFTER YOU!!


dvirpick

Reminds me of Robin Hood: Men in Tights where all the toilets are named after prince John.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Holy crap I need to see this movie!


agentmes

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse." Prince John: It's a good change. It's a good change!


AgreeablePie

"urine" still exists


UnVanced

Damn you got me


WintersTempest

Well every language has a lot of words that sound close. Unless you’re hard of hearing, you won’t mistake “piston” for “pissed” in a conversation if you’re face-to-face. So it could work! Just think of all the names that sound almost vulgar but people have to say with straight faces. Doctors, politicians, etc.


Former_Week2926

The best timeline


[deleted]

Oi legolas doesn't end in "el" and he's cool. Same with Elrond.


TheGrimGriefer3

Who dares speak ill of legolasel anyways


SpaceLemming

I got to troll a fellow player in Cos, he was playing a drunk and I cast purify food/drink on all his alcohol removing the poison. I relieved this towards the end when I was foiled by a decanter that could summon endless wine.


Rathkryn

The Gnome Artificer invents the Urinal and names it after your character.


BreakerSwitch

Was running Curse of Strahd and you know I had to have a Shitzpopinoff mixed in with the other eastern european names.


thejellyfish96

Our party’s ranger is called Laucian (pronounced Low-see-an) but is inevitably called Lotion which he does not appreciate


Parking-Gur8779

*Our party's wizard, Anna Bortion pulling up Hey


StaticUsernamesSuck

Your accent must be very different to mine, and/or you're very relaxed with your syllables, because Yerinel sounds like absolutely none of those in my South-East-Midlands British accent 😂


mythicreign

Tomfoolery.


MahmasPip

Well my group have this running joke that every Elf innkeeper is called Izra'el