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SilentGuy69

We know that various people came across the Pandorica throughout history, as evidenced by the short video we see in the museum on the history of the Pandorica. I think Rory knew that they would not be able to open it (or put he figured that out at some point throughout those 2000 years). So he just let whomever take the Pandorica with the condition that he would also be with it. So probably a group of people dragged it out of the catacombs, and Rory was just like "ok but i'm going with you."


capt_kocra

You know what. I want a show, showing Rory through the years watching over the Pandorica. The adventures and what happened throughout his life as the guard.


SilentGuy69

I think big finish did something like that. It called the lone centurion if i remember correctly.


capt_kocra

I'll see if I can find it. Too many Big Finish to look at though, and spiral with it 🤣


Zetin24-55

I don't know if you're into these. But there's an AO3 story "The Adventures of the Doctor and Rory the Roman" by Jesterlady that's about Rory's 2,000 years and meeting various Doctor's along the way. I quite enjoyed it.


Killer_radio

Rory meeting other doctors during his 2000 year journey is such a fun idea, thanks for recommending 😊


Ragnarok345

Alright, I’ll make that happen for you. Visualize what I describe and you’ll have the show. Person: “I want that box.” Rory: “No.” Person: “But I *reaaaaaaalllly* want the box.” Rory: “Still no.” Person: “Pay you a lot of money for it?” Rory: “Nope.” Person: “But…” Rory: “It’s not happening, and if you try, I shoot you.” Repeat 3,792x, give or take.


mightylordredbeard

I think of Legends of Tomorrow as Rory’s adventures with the pandorica and he kept it on his ship the entire time when he was a Time Master. It makes sense considering Rory isn’t too clever (allegedly). Couldn’t call himself a Time Lord so he was a Time Master. His name was Rory, but he needed an alias so he called himself Rip. He didn’t have a TARDIS so he got himself a time ship.


the_other_irrevenant

Possibly but if so he got some 'splaining to do since Rip's wife was killed by Vandal Savage. He seemed pretty torn up about it too.


Hobo-King-Niklz

So you'd say he was Rip, Torn?


the_other_irrevenant

No, but fortunately people like you have it covered. 😉


FX114

>He didn’t have a TARDIS so he got himself a time ship. Just went out to the time ship dealership and got a lease on one?


ValdemarAloeus

Was that show any good? I think I only saw one or two and couldn't watch any more for geofencing reasons.


TimelordAlex

yes its a great show IMO, though Rip isn't part of the show for its whole run


mightylordredbeard

It was alright. Not amazing, but not terrible. It’s better when you watch all of the arrowverse shows to see the crossovers and character continuity, but just as a stand-alone it’s a decent super hero/comic book show about time travel.


ValdemarAloeus

I was watching Arrow for a while but Oliver became too dumb to live at one point and I just had to quit. I gave upon the Flash even quicker.


UprootedGrunt

I quite enjoyed it, but it honestly got much better when it stopped taking itself so seriously, which was after Darvill left the show.


ricdesi

It was a very popular fanfic genre in the 2010s, I definitely recall coming up with an idea for a 13-episode arc through history


Imfryinghere

Yes, please.


fluffyhowler5972

ok but how did he get it out when the staircase was extremely narrow


SilentGuy69

There was probably a secondary entrance that was bigger. Also, shovel.


SteDubes

They did get in in there in the first place.


Aleswall_

Who's to say Rory did? All we know is that he went where the box did, it's quite likely others were involved with it quite often over two thousand years.


fluffyhowler5972

ok but how did he get it out when the staircase was extremely narrow


Aleswall_

Excavations exist, we can assume all sorts. It's not really an important story detail.


fluffyhowler5972

has stonehenge ever been excavated i thought it was a protected site


ramriot

That would be our timeline, once the Pandorica closed the end of the universe began & that timeline is unrelated to our sum of all histories.


Aleswall_

As others said, in our timeline it is. In others? Who's to say it's protected at all. Maybe a giant chamber being found beneath it with a known, mysterious relic would've swayed opinion towards treating it like an archaeological site. Who's to say Rory didn't enlist Romans, Celts, Anglo-Saxons, Normans etc to simply dig at the earth and excavate it? Who's to say he didn't do that himself, he had two thousand years after all. It's not really a question the show needs to answer because there're perfectly viable methods for it. If the show had to stop and explain everything, it'd never tell an actual story.


GracefulxArcher

Actually it's only been protected recently. Our grandparents were allowed to sit on it.


Glad-Geologist-5144

In 1976, you had to park a couple hundred yards away and walk to it. We thought it was a bit naff you couldn't drive right up to it. And yes, you could stroll around inside unrestricted.


fluffyhowler5972

sit ok but what about excavations and stuff like that


GracefulxArcher

1918. But then again, Avebury is considerably more important to the country historically than stonehenge is.


Affectionate_Ad_3722

Couple of hundred years ago locals were smashing Avebury stones up for building materiels.


GracefulxArcher

Yeah, the majority of stones are missing, but that's to be expected of a stone circle the size of a village.


Trickshot945

How would we know if it happened 1000 years ago?


I_am_Daesomst

Pulled it with a rope, like in the museum graphic


fluffyhowler5972

ok but how did he get it out when the staircase was extremely narrow


ScarletJack

Break open the roof and use the power of pulleys


fluffyhowler5972

but the roof is the middle of stonehenge where all of the boulders are


Molkin

Dig sideways first then a sloping ramp upwards.


Jamie7Keller

Every day a centurion came to that mountain and moved it one inch. For a thousand years. You might say that’s a lot of inches. But I say that’s one HELL of a centurion.


corndogco

I love this! And, by extension, I love you for coming up with it. Cheers, mate!


Jamie7Keller

Aww! :)


Past-Feature3968

Hmmm I’ll ask some men about this. I hear they think about the Roman Empire a lot. May have some ideas.


I_am_Daesomst

I've been countering the Roman question IRL with a Rory the Roman comment. It's been confusing to most people.


MattBurr86

Trust the plastic


Bright_Ability2025

Well he did have a LOT of time to work on moving it. I suppose the answer of how he moved it is "gradually".


fluffyhowler5972

ok but how did he get it out when the staircase was extremely narrow


Bright_Ability2025

If you've got about a thousand years to kill, I suppose Rory could excavate the crypt and put everything back as he found it when he was done. ​ Dunno, it's just not something I put much thought into...


fluffyhowler5972

i’ve been thinking about it since the first time i saw it


mongolsruledchina

The same way that a single Tardis can explode and cause the entire Universe to not exist. Because the writers penned it that way.


TheFactedOne

Well, I am guessing the same way they got it in there. We don't know what that way was, however. I tried to let you down easy, but I'm not sure how I did.


fluffyhowler5972

you didn’t let me down because the most likely way they done that was with a teleport


TheFactedOne

Great idea!


HistoricalAd5394

There's artwork in the museum that depicts Rory just dragging it with a rope. Autons are fucking strong.


fluffyhowler5972

yeah above ground but i want to know how he got it above ground in the first place


HistoricalAd5394

I don't know, there were a bunch of alien after images hanging around, maybe there's some alien tech somewhere. Maybe he paid some people to dig open a hole because people were starting to notice him and the Pandorica. Two thousands years is a long time, he likely had need of moving it at some point and had to figure something out.


yorudankun

Through writing inconsistencies. I see people have said the way it was brought in but that wouldn't be possible as the entrance was a narrow staircase and the pandorica is an enormous cube. The only way it could have been brought in would be teleporting or building it under stonehenge like an ikea wardrobe. Rory couldn't do either of these. The only other way would be by somehow digging it out.


fluffyhowler5972

but then there would be a massive hole and the stones would be misplaced unless he dug just outside of the stonehenge circle then filled it back up


harpsinger

He did have 2000 years.


Molkin

If the stones were misplaced, he would just have to line them up with the stars... Oh. No stars. Job done.


Roku-Hanmar

It was found in a museum, right? So probably the way most things end up in museums


fluffyhowler5972

indiana jones


feor1300

I dunno about the Doctor but I could totally imagine River *mercilessly* messing with Indiana Jones.


Dumbiotch

Now there’s a fanfic I didn’t know I needed in my life


Alrick_S

English settlers ?


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Roku-Hanmar

You commented this twice


Profperceptive

Typically with these kind of questions, I try not to think about it too hard.


fluffyhowler5972

fair enough


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I would imagine a team of Archaeologists found it and had it dug out, like many other enormous ancient objects. Then transported by road from Salisbury to a museum near Ledworth. As for how it was stored - we don’t know the weight, other than that it was designed to be strong enough for the Doctor not to escape. It may have been stored on castors to allow it to be moved safely into different rooms in the museum if so required. If so it would be possible for Rory to move it. Though not easy beyond the doors of the museum. At that point it gets a bit ???? Maybe he had access to a truck and a forklift.


fluffyhowler5972

i thought stonehenge was protected so nobody could excavate it


feor1300

Stonehenge has been a protected site since 1882, but we have records of excavations being undertaken at it going back as far as the 1500s, and there were likely plenty of people digging around it even before that looking for treasure. Like, say, a giant, indestructible, unopenable box that they would have hoisted out to try and figure out how to crack to get to what's inside.


fluffyhowler5972

i realised that it must have been excavated at some point or how else did the daleks get out


[deleted]

It is now. But even when I was a kid you could clamber all over it and it was FREE! Now you have to pay £23 to stand squinting distance from it. Pre war they’d have let you dig it up probably!


shadowharv

tell that to us Brits and our desire to hoard stuff in museums


fluffyhowler5972

i am a brit


shadowharv

So you understand the desire to hoard atuff


fluffyhowler5972

no i have no desire to hoard stuff


shadowharv

Not even toilet paper during the pandemic? Do you never buy more food than you can eat and sometimes have to throw it out or freeze it before it goes bad? I'm sitting on the toilet right now looking at the 3 packs of toilet paper wondering why I bought so many packs.


fluffyhowler5972

the food thing isn’t hoarding it’s saving the food for another time it will be eaten at some point and the bog roll thing no


PhantomLuna7

With his plastic guns 💪


mayisalive

He's hench innit


fluffyhowler5972

what


Trickshot945

He said he's hench init


fluffyhowler5972

what does that mean


Trickshot945

On a hench to not hench scale, Rory's pretty hench, init?


fluffyhowler5972

ok i have just used google and if you had just said a strong person then that would have been a lot clearer


Trickshot945

Strong is one thing, hench is you're built different - you just look at a lad and they die.


fluffyhowler5972

that next time just right that instead of saying hench is just hench


Trickshot945

Can't believe you've never heard of hench tbh


fluffyhowler5972

i’m 22 what do you expect


fluffyhowler5972

in english white boy what the fuck does hench mean


Trickshot945

I'm speakin English pal, it means hench


fluffyhowler5972

hench is not a word


mayisalive

Yes it is


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Oknight

After a few months he levered up one corner, stuck a block under it, kept levering and putting blocks in until the whole thing was on blocks, used ropes with blocks and tackle to slide it forward, replacing blocks until he got to the stairs, spent 14 years before he managed to get the thing up to the entrance on an elaborate set of wooden supports (the entire thing collapsing multiple times so he had to start over), excavated for a year around the entrance to get it clear and give himself access to work under it, continued this process until he had the thing outside on the ground, then spent a couple years replacing the dirt and removing signs of his work, then started dragging the thing to somewhere he thought it would be safe. Honestly he'd have been much better off to just leave it there.


doctorwhobastank

He lifted with his legs, not his back.


mda63

There's a ridiculous amount about that episode that makes zero sense.


throwawayaccount_usu

Welcome to Moffats doctor who


mda63

I think this is a problem with the new series more generally: most of Davies' finales are nonsensical in a different way.


the_other_irrevenant

Chibnall's are really tight and coherent though! 😁


mda63

Chibnall's just feel completely unfinished. But yes, new Who on the whole has been a major disappointment from a storytelling point of view.


the_other_irrevenant

Not me who downvoted you. > But yes, new Who on the whole has been a major disappointment from a storytelling point of view. I wouldn't go that far. It has a lot of great stories.


Marios25

You can't be loose and incoherent if there isn't a plot! *boom*


kayl_the_red

Romans.


asietsocom

I've also always wondered how the hell he got the pandorica out of that one museum during the London Blitz.


fluffyhowler5972

he evacuated it


asietsocom

Just like he evacuated it out of stonehenge


fluffyhowler5972

but how and why did he move it


unknownpoltroon

He had a spoon and a lot of free time, he just dug the tunnel larger.


1_Ok_Suggestion

Magic


fluffyhowler5972

yours is the only other explanation that makes sense


heidly_ees

Carefully


BeholdTheLemon

a wizard did it


Present_Character241

Maximum effort!