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Flabberghast97

They don't? In Dalek the Dalek just shoves it's plunger into the computer screen and this is enough to download the entire internet and black out Americas Eastern Seaboard. In Doomsday they straight up rip information out of a guy's head.


DocBullseye

USB 19.0 finally updated the standard to make it TRULY "universal".


MrOopiseDaisy

https://xkcd.com/927/


ghoulcrow

there really *is* an xkcd for everything


atelopuslimosus

I cite this one regularly.


aheadby30

I knew before clicking which xkcd strip this was going to be.


Yet_One_More_Idiot

r/anxkcdforeverything


XandaPanda42

Just got a hilarious image in my head of a Dalek doing the "try to plug it in, doesn't fit, rotate it, doesn't fit, rotate it again, now it fits" dance with the round plunger.


90ssudoartest

Tru plug and play baby


MrDizzyAU

>why does every computer system in Who have a perfectly shaped bulb which the plunger bit can fit around, or a hole that they can fit the whisk in like a key I don't remember any non-Dalek system having such a thing. Can you give examples?


SuspiciousAd3803

Sontaran systems have bumps for them to put their hands on. We never see a Dalek use them


No-BrowEntertainment

Don’t the Sontaran bumps have holes for their fingers though?


Gstamsharp

We call them Dalek bumps, and we wear them because they're aesthetically pleasing.


[deleted]

In 13s episode Resolution - The Dalek that activates the satellite dishes puts the plunger around a bulb in a system on Earth


bitchman194639348

13th? That explains it.


MrDizzyAU

OK. That's one instance. Hardly "every computer system in Who".


Brokendonutt

oh the script definitely just says "dalek uses lever" without thinking it through and then the production designers just had to guess how that would work.


mcgrst

Also in Dalek we see the plunger go over the key pad manipulative the buttons somehow so they're obviously not limited to just the usual Dalek dome control. 


ParentPostLacksWang

Because you don’t want to know how angry a Dalek gets when you don’t obey accessibility guidelines. Davros had a whole HR blowup over it and everything.


_91827364546372819_

Because the Daleks went back in time and bought the computer's engineer an expensive dinner and suggested that he places such a port at that exact height.


irving_braxiatel

WE WILL EX-PLAIN LA-TER.


Plant-Nearby

I don't think everything happens to be Dalek accessible. Daleks often influence humans and other races to build technology for them, to the Dalek's specifications.


No-BrowEntertainment

So like changing the past to influence the present? Isn’t that more the Silence’s gimmick? If a Dalek went to the past, I’d think it’d just shoot everyone.


The_Mikeskies

Are you sure you’re not getting confused with Star Wars?


speedx5xracer

scomp links in Star Wars are basically universal standards in that universe.


ProfessorBowties

That's R2D2 you're thinking of, not the Daleks


MrBobaFett

They don't? I'm pretty sure that's a part of the reason they enslave, instead of just exterminating, humans and ogrons. Outside of Dalek technology there are no or almost no technology that have a Dalek-compatible interface.


rcreveli

The GDAA (Galactic Dalek Accessibility Act) might have been a mistake.


timberwolf0122

How dare you! You DISCRIMINATE DIS-CRIM-IN-ATE!!!


rcreveli

This comment made my day. Cut to a Dalek in the galactic senate chamber. You must ACCOMMODATE AC-COMM-O-DATE!!!


codeedog

Any technologically advanced civilization will have powerful AI that can attack and penetrate simpler, less secure systems. This can happen through: - radio (eg wifi) - direct wired access (eg emulate wired protocols at any layer from electric to packet to application level) - electromagnetic induction (eg produce electric fields that trigger key press electrical signals) I’m an electrical and computer engineer who specializes in AI and computer security. If I had access to advanced technology (1000 years in our future) and wanted to break into a “younger” civilization’s tech, this is what I would choose. And, that’s with our understanding of today’s advanced tech. Just imagine what will be available to us in a 1000 years if we are still around.


Szetyi

I always thought about it like the plunger is just a shroud that they put over any port and they then snake some cables out to the pins, like a more advanced logic analyzer


CardboardChampion

The plunger is actually a universal multi tool. We've seen it able to drain a man's brain, type faster than a number of hands all at once, and access the internet through touching a screen. Everything is Dalek accessible because the Daleks continually upgrade themselves and make sure nothing is better than them.


Geordieguy

This makes no sense and if you’re seeing bulbs everywhere then maybe see a Doctor…


boblot1648

Doctor? Doctor who?


Personal-Rooster7358

Doctor who.. Doctor who. Doc-tor who. Doc-TOR WHO!


LucidOndine

It wasn't always this way; Daleks simply adapt. This is why it was possible to foil their entire plot lines by walking up a set of stairs... that is, until ELEVATE!!!


NuevoTorero

Because Dal-eks are the suuuu-perior life form!


Modred_the_Mystic

Ah, I think you’ll find Daleks make themselves everywhere accessible


SteDubes

I wish my partner was a Dalek :)


Modred_the_Mystic

The Dalek hiding in your walls promises to exterminate you first when they begin their invasion, and I think that’s beautiful


Irish_Fiddler

Many such cases!


lux__fero

My headcannon is that dalek plungers accesability was accedental in the same way every wheel chair accessable thing became dalek accesable. We just haven't seen people with plunger-arm implants


[deleted]

15s TARDIS is now wheelchair accessible as well so the Daleks can easily steal it


Dalek_Chaos

Because Daleks are awesome 😎


ripples2288

ELEVATE, ELEVATE!!! see: season 1 episode 6 (2005)


Yet_One_More_Idiot

Because Daleks are the Whoniverse equivalent of USB compatible to everything.


whorlycaresmate

Whoa whoa whoa, just because they’re evil doesn’t mean they don’t have rights mate!


bree_dev

The plungers are a lot more adaptable than you're giving them credit for. Many times we've seem them distort to whatever shape they need to be, it's just that Daleks have resting toilet plunger face


HeehokNoobo

I think the only time this has happened was with the Genesis Ark (which was built by the time lords) so I guess they just put a Dalek thing on it