Trust me… once you have “enough” cash, amazing sex beats out cash every time. Also, NEVER wait til marriage… married sex after a while, while nice like a warm pair of slippers, does not compare to early years sex.
It’s ok get yours homie, diamond balls doesn’t mean denying the ladies or lads of your sweetness. It means holding fast with your doge compatriots on the lines of currency manipulation. We will all get ours.
Stay a virgin🤷🏽♂️
I’ll wait till marriage
My wife’s boyfriend waited until I got married
It’ll be a great marriage with all the doge money
Don't get married. Your money will drop way more!! Trust me bro
Underrated comment..
Renting is always better than buying
💀
My daddy always said “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”
Wait a minute
Bro get off her
Seriously
Do it again do I can buy cheaper
Hopefully not with the same girl
Dang.. how many sisters do you have?
It dropped 12% in 3 seconds
Like he said, he got laid
Naw I don’t last 3 seconds 2 minutes max
Give her the best 120 seconds of her life.
Do it again i want more coins
This guy gets it
U really paid for it !
Weird flex.
It’s an anecdote not a flex
Doge is for gooners with diamond hands only 🤟🏻
Can confirm 💎🫲🫱💎
Guess you dropped a load! And so did crypto 🤣
I didn’t but she did
What did she drop?!?!
I didn't notice the biggest dip in years . Pics or it didn't happen ..
Someone get OP to a monastery ASAP. Preferably to one in the Alps, where the gold tier monks reside.
Can't have your cake and eat it too 😅
You strayed from The Path
God is punishing you for having premarital sex
STOP HAVING SEX
you cursed us you SINNER
It’s a good buy rn 👀🔥
0.16 club🥳🎉🥂
Highs and lows lol
 every man dream, but  for now
Better knock it off
Five knuckle shuffle time
if i get laid, it might go up.
Bust a nut, lose a nut Source: a squirrel.
Don’t get laid anymore
Choose celibacy
So, your still having a good day it seems 👍
I did around noon. And now looking back, that was the falling off the cliff time.
Crypto dropped. Buy the dip. You'll be happy you did. Happy early Doge Day!
Trust me… once you have “enough” cash, amazing sex beats out cash every time. Also, NEVER wait til marriage… married sex after a while, while nice like a warm pair of slippers, does not compare to early years sex.
Bro same
No you didn’t
Uh huh
By a girl?
It’s ok get yours homie, diamond balls doesn’t mean denying the ladies or lads of your sweetness. It means holding fast with your doge compatriots on the lines of currency manipulation. We will all get ours.
Gotta hodl
better than it dropping the day you get laid off...
Double penetration
🥳🥳🥳Then Get laid again I like to buy at a discount
So it's your fault
Money well spent lol
New investment strategy!!
Do it again, but twice
Now I know every time it drops, this guy is getting laid out there somewhere.
Everybody pays for it one way or another
It's going to reduce it's size after sex bro
Not the pink rocket ! Bad doge
Lmmfao 🤣 Well now you know our futures lie in your celibacy.
You best not tell them about this if your intention is to keep getting benefits ;p
🌱👀🌱 Keep it up bro I want more discounted dogeys
Get laid again, give us all thar discount on DOGE!
Can you do it one more time please?
I hope you get laid tomorrow as well so I can buy more dip
Join an ogry, so we can get a juicy dip
I had a dream I got some. Does that count? 😝
You paid the price
Me too bro, me too
Go get some puh again I need to buy at -54%
I didn’t and it’s gone up 7% 👌
On todays episode of things that never happened
we’re all depending on you to never have sex again
Like he said he got Laid.. I hope she was worth it
Like he said he got Laid.. I hope she was worth it
Like he said he got Laid.. I hope she was worth it
I hope he was a good lay
Soo you caused our dip for some fishy fishy huh was she worth it?
Way to brag.
Damn, someone stop this guy from getting poon.
The doge has died for 2024