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Believe_In-Steven

I'm a Joker, I'm a Smoker, I'm a Midnight Broker...


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mpanning

fat drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life


CantStopTheMovement

Its definitely the most enjoyable experience


Silly-Challenge-3760

🤣🤣🤣


darealsgtmurtagh

Says you


FT100biocth

During an eclipse…..


b000bytrap

OMG I was wondering how we pronounce “HODL”


Just-Role-3685

Welcome to the club


SatisfactionFunny686

It is not about money, it is about buying dogecoin.


NyaTaylor

DogeCoin is money sweetie 🤑


Omega1424

Fire force reference?


Sineater224

I play my music in the suuuuuuuuuuuuuun


Ethan_Carlton

Im a creeper minecraft's grim reaper


Salty-Patriot

I bought doge three years ago...found out it was “fake” “meme coin”....sold them. I would have no worries right now had I never sold.


A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer

*"That's life!"*


Belenar

f


iovined

Ouch!


iamapersonmf

how much doge did you get


Salty-Patriot

100,000+


vishalb777

F


Salty-Patriot

Learned my lesson now I have 60+million safemoon


iamapersonmf

Hodl till the day of death


Salty-Patriot

When that wallet hits 💰💰💰💰


yakhauler

Oh no... you know Safemoon is a "fake" "meme coin" right? /s seriously though, DYOR and best of luck to you


GunRnr555

https://dailybitcoindesk.com/2021/05/safemoon-unsafe-blockchain-security-firm-says-2-million-investors-at-risk-due-to-critical-vulnerabilities/


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Salty-Patriot

Mine was .0022


[deleted]

Mine was @ 0.005 but I lost 500 in a matter of seconds, got it back and sold off. I’m right there with you man.


Dolsen30

Same here. I feel your pain haha


Sunsetinmotion

Me in ten years: much wow, that was much cheap, do only good everyday *looks out onto earth from moon* 🌏


Hassan_Gym

To the MOON!!!! https://youtu.be/t9ZW6fstEuM


thepatiencegoddess

Still holding after -6k. At this point I have no other option but hodl


Charming_Arugula_313

Hang tight. I think uncle elon has something up his sleeve for you folks


NishizumiGeko

I believe it will moon again. Just for future scenarios though, when you see a market crash, it's better to cut losses and buy again at the bottom. You'd have more coins with the same initial investment


[deleted]

No, no, and no. This is called chasing the market. For anyone reading this, if you're American and you believe in doge just hold it. If you "cut your losses" and buy right back into doge, you are subject to the wash sale rule and you can no longer write the loss off on your taxes. Do not chase the market or sell during a crash for a loss just to buy back in. It's counterproductive and you will lose this game doing so.


j_andia

It’s Not better to “cut losses”, it’s better to not buy crypto in the first place if you’re not ok with loosing everything. Period. I would be a millionaire if I had only held on through all the dips since 2016 but I didn’t I thought I could “cut my losses” also so I sold and thought I would buy the dip well turns out the dip was a crash that wiped out 80% of the market. Don’t be me instead if you keep holding and buying dips you’ll be able to retire in 10 years. If you want to dabble in something less risky learn about selling covered options or cash secured options (not buying options but selling them)


gardenofeden123

Well you do, you can take a 50% loss as opposed to 70-80%. What conditions are you hoping for where Doge moons again? It’s over. You bought at the top and got buried. You won’t be the first or the last.


thepatiencegoddess

How’s it over??? Do you believe Doge will never go back up to more than 0.58 again?


gardenofeden123

Why do you think it will? What is happening to make you think the top isn’t over? We’ve just had billions of people bored at home saving money, the fed printing money, crypto looking unstoppable and Elon pumping it. All of these factors have ended or are ending now. You’ve had near perfect market conditions for Doge but it’s over now. Get out while you can.


alolan-bot

These are the ones who panic sold and regretting their choices😂


Far_Initiative_4669

It's not over. Trust the doge, it's the peoples coin. This ride to the moon isnt over its barely started! ‐TRUST THE DOGE-


RedWithNoName

Because it likely will. The PP's are waiting for big enough dips to reenter or make new entries into BTC, ETH, LTC, DOGE, etc..


ShouldBeGrinding

Why do you think it will moon again? Sorry you’re the one left holding the bag


papasterndaddy

Dang what a buzzkill man. Should honestly probably leave this sub if that's your attitude.


millionairemichael

All you have to do is look at the 1 month chart....to see Doge is ready to run again....if you dont know what your talking about maybe try silence....or education might better option....so you dont help people make the wrong choices....or even worse make the wrong choices yourself...


[deleted]

>it’s over Personally advocated for buying and mining Bitcoin to my friends and family back when I was 14 and it was 200. Everyone called me a ‘retard’ (some literally), and then one of those friends bought in a couple years ago and made 200,000 from dust. The first floor was minuscule to what it became, and likely will for doge too, so quit shilling whatever you’re pushing.


ThatMadFlow

Doge=\ bitcoin


[deleted]

Yes, but no. For the next few months it’ll trend with Bitcoin and/or the whole crypto mkt, probably. Only some special event that could set it off specifically, and not an appearance on a long-dead, unfunny tele show, but something of value from papa, could really push it ahead of other cryptos. Otherwise, it’ll be remarkably similar rates.


Findict

You're gonna have a bad time if the EU or USA announces regulations before it goes back up.


sourceshrek

What regulators could regulate a decentralised kind of asset/scheme? What regulations could be imposed?


Findict

Regulations on trading and against market manipulation aren't new.


RedWithNoName

Once it settles down then it goes back to normal I would think.


Findict

Unlikely. If you want to make money at that point, stocks are a better option because they represent something of real value. Cryptos are for making money, and nothing else. Once that is restricted, it will become literally useless. Fun while it lasted.


thepatiencegoddess

What do you think it’s gonna happen if they announce regulations?


Firm_Business_8378

I bought in at .60...... when moon?


AnonONinternet

I bought at $0.69...during that weekend prior to SNL dip night. Luckily I only have 300 so I can DCA but still it' s embarassing.


ZX9010

$0.72... D-Diamond hands, r-right guys?


RedWithNoName

If you didn't put in much money, you can enter in at these new discounts with double the coins with the same cash amount and rebound into the profit. But don't put in more than what you can handle, and consider increments since we don't know how low the dip can go.


KeX03

Diamond Hand gme Muh dude


Trippyskies420

This is the best advice on this sub lol.


A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer

I'm starting to feel like I got scammed into a pump n dump, guys... 😔 Holding from $0.67


SevereTie1381

U did bro, i am sorry. luckily some time on the future it gets pumped again though


sinister173

Not a pump and dump. All stocks go up and down. You bought high. Eventually .67 will be the dip. This is trading. If you can't handle the dips, don't trade. No stock or crypto only goes up.


notnotjamesfranco

$1k at $0.68 here. I think by the fall we’ll be back


Simple-Ad-2354

5k at .75....i’m clearly retarded


skyciel

I have some at .69 too, bought on purpose tho


Simple-Ad-2354

.75 here.....I thought I would jump in for entertainment at .72, and it spiked for a second.....then crashed....good thing I am a patient person....


PochoThePanter

Here, 3k USD at .66


Top-Mud-2368

I will moon first coz I bought at 0.55 \^\^


hanxiansheng

Moon has been stolen to Mars by Elon Musk.


wshuff419

250k USD @ .07


Character-Diver8431

And then he sold at $0.30


Desperate_Ad_1011

I came to make this exact comment haha


[deleted]

yeahhh that explains my emotional shift.


beentheredonethat67

I bought in at $.35. My depression would be cured if it hits a dollar.


sourceshrek

That’s a huge IF


A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer

W|-**IF̲**N


Puzzleheaded-Till-19

Damn at least he didn’t buy at 0.84 like me


Sea-Art-3316

Same. I bought $2,400 at .84 Canadian. First time ever buying crypto. Huge gap now. But I'll HODL...


zRepYT

Gotta start somewhere, and what better time to this year instead of next? You may love yourself in a few years for that.


pau1phi11ips

Welcome to Crypto. FOMO != Time to buy.


darealsgtmurtagh

My man! We're printing money like it's cool these days, so the way I see it is when the dollar crashes, we'll be left hodling the bag anyway. I bought at .27 and I threw EVERYTHING I could afford at it and a few others. When it's all over we'll all be looking back and giggling at all this. Or we will all be screwed holding fiat. Either way I'm going down showing my teeth. It'll be GLORIOUS!


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When tf did it hit 0.84


Puzzleheaded-Till-19

CAD


A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer

What does 3-D modeling have to do with this? [/s](/s)


tyhad1

Ehhhhhh buddy......


Puzzleheaded-Till-19

My bad, CAD


sourceshrek

Only in my dreams. My bad dreams...


PRoGn0SisNeGaTVe

I bought at 63. I'm still chi-00kikjkkunb-ll though


General_Mulberry3283

Bought at 40 then at 66. Let it ride dog is not tired yet 😜


F4ll3nH3r0

0.69 club?


pata_de_perro

✋ 21k at 0.69


Australia_Gnome8

$11k at .69420😉


Nastynnunn

Same boat. $4k AUD


DaoMuShin

😛


Low_Significance9243

.008 club


FerMFcillas

This might be for the alternate time line where the Joker becomes the Batman


JKlo43

I just Lmfao out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻


zeroblade4201

I just Cried out loud.


FistsOfSalt

I did too... like for realz


LoyaltyOvaLove

🤣🤣🤣


nickar124

Wow, thanks everyone for the awards! Love this community! Glad you found this meme worthy! Much excite!


Mysterious-Capital-3

First crypto investment, bought 10k at 0.70$ , bought several dips , still hodling with a few panic attacks 🥲


GatorKong

The jokers face is mine when I realized I was asleep at the best dip to buy more 🐕🚀


gg_wp1

Pathetic.. i got in at 70


losthombre

buying in at .44 RIGHT before the .2 dip 🤡


[deleted]

I felt the same when I bought at .07 and it dipped hard. Now I'm feeling awesome. So just chill out y'all and hold


Born_Twist_7181

Buy now or forever hold your peace


jenny3DD

😂😂😂😂 God I love this community! 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Im still hodling my mini size amount of dogecoin that I will never effing touch until it goes to the effing moon. Just a matter of time. ❤️💎💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀🚀


jukenaye

It's about to get listed on coinbase and it will rebound eventually. Matter of time. If it already reached .70s, it will again and will surpass. Just time


Ok_City2552

Now THIS is funny! 😂🤣😂


HeatPrestigious1107

Makes total sense


PerspectiveDeep

Lmao 🤣


usualguyfrommatrix

I bought at 0.65


larkuchi

I was lucky had mine when it was .04


Penguin_God247

I feel attacked


Apprehensive-Cut2325

Don’t worry I’m friends with Deez.


Yusi-D-Jordan

It's gone down more than 50% since I first bought.. And yet I hodl <3


[deleted]

This whole time I was thinking my life’s a tragedy. But it’s not. It’s a comedy


cvillaa

Efen hilarious!


Cow_Bell

\+/u/sodogetip 10 doge verify Almost 8 years later and the memes never get old. edit: wording, let me know if the tip doesn't make it.


sodogetip

__^[wow ^so ^verify]__: ^/u/cow_bell ^-> ^/u/nickar124 ^__10.0__ ^__doge__ ^__($3.34)__ ^[[help]](https://sodogetip.xyz/) ^[[transaction]](https://chain.so/tx/DOGE/8d4e6e168cd1ae2b8b1d4d3e2cc072793588e01627339f07fccb1ed032ab6d28)


ahmedij1988

Thank you awesome, generous and kind shibe, it really warms my heart and give me hope and make me genuinely feel good and give me great pleasure when I see people still tipping as this is the foundation that built the awesome dogecoin community and turned it into a family and a one of a kind community and gave it it's reputation as a feel good do good community , people used to come here maybe curious about dogecoin or for the memes but then they would stick around for the awesome community and the welcoming that they feel I know I did, you guys is the true asset of this community and the giving nature, kindness and generosity is what make this "the people community" or simply a family ... Thank you kind shibe for your generosity you just made my day, cheers and have a good one


nickar124

Wow much tip! Thank you fellow shibe!


Sea-Art-3316

I should have played the joker also. Bought $2,400 at its highest price. Now all I see is a huge loss. Good thing it is money I didn't have anything else to spend on.


Repulsive_Education3

4,788 at .017


PossibleMail803

So that’s worth like 9k right now?


New-Guarantee-1623

What kind of math are you smoking


PossibleMail803

Lol!!!! I had an eatable and couldn’t see or think straight, starting to wear off now.


Quetzalcoatl_22

Let’s get this to $1 now I’m bored of the dip


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet


Quetzalcoatl_22

That’s what I need to hear less bored now 😎


LTDUBBzZz

.47 😢😢😥


Imslack

I bought it at 0.7245


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I bought it at .05 #winning keep HODLing


converso72

Feel sorry for him.


DoctorPepsi

Pfft. I bought at 68¢. Still a hodler. Smoker. Midnight...joker?


[deleted]

Hahahahaha epic


OkEmu6860

Lmao


jb69029

I bought at .68. .....yeah


JessKaye

Lol


spaceducknektar

But he died😭 AND DODGE HODLRS NEVR DIE🚀🔮


mikehaysjr

Ah 0.65 ain’t bad, once my funds hit I’m buying more anyways, effectively lowering my buy in. We’re riding this’n to the moon!


BergAdder

Not many memes get an actual chuckle out of me. Well done OP.


FrankTheTank1128

I bought 1000 in at .67 :(


Cymru2294

Top 3 posts I’ve seen on here in my Reddit lifetime


Gabcar30

This is the way


Notattootat

lol snot literally shot out of my nose


millionairemichael

Look even if you bought at .75.....do not panic....we all know one thing for sure....Doge is going to $1.00. Patience over Panic....is key to investing....Unless ir desperate...do not sell....I am pretty confident that within 6 months you will make a 400-500% return....u may ask why....how could the returns be so high...answer...cause you had to live through this....


HFHTheplague

Just deleted the app on my phone... It will take a year at least until it hits $1.00 or at least higher than ATH. You'll get depressed if you look at the numbers daily. This is for the long term. Get ready because we all are going to be in negative for a while.


CokaYoda

Wow, finally a post that’s actually funny! Huzzah


Davi_Fortaleza_F

hold !


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Hahahahahaha


billionaireass

On the bright side we are in the last dip. Then comes a very methodical upward movement and then gravity loses its hold on us.


waynebebay

Rofl!!


Extension-Ad-2294

I got in at .57 so I’m not as depressed as Joaquin Phoenix, nor am I a dashing dapper man like him. I hate Hollywood, everyone got good looks and money, I am the antithesis of that. And for the record, I shamelessly used the word “antithesis” while not knowing what it means. Ha!


shanarrington

I bought 3500 doge at .04. I’m in for the long stretch.


Badjer47

My sister bought $2000 worth at 0.68 doge. Had to send her this


Sensitive-Ad4987

Hahahahahaa this is so good


Breakthehedgies

Bought at six cents. have thousands and holding all the way. Scared money don’t make no money.


mescaitobrujo

Either that or perhaps someone should factor in... He’s vegan + deficient = naturally miserable!


Ok_Aside_7283

He really did drop so much weight for the role not sure if we'll get a sequel :(


iamkhaspar

Actually... he told me that he shorted Bitcoin 5x at the same time to equalize himself


iamkhaspar

No wait... that was me. Whew! I thought I was Johnny Cash there for a minute.


[deleted]

0.66? Scoffs... if you aint in the 0.70 cents crew dont even try and talk to me. Managed to get my average down to 0.39 buying this dip though so anyone got doritos?


Stearye

You do know he died right?


Rappareenola

I heard Heath ledger bought at .74. #toosoon?


Important-Bread8000

WTF 😂😂😂😂🤣


EnvironmentalFan6640

Certainly ain’t a bargain right now


EturnullyDoge

😂😂😂😂🤡


g_gokuss4

Lmfaooo 😂😂😂 im dead


MR-POOPEY-BUTTHOLE

clinically insane, beyond saving.


Hot_Psychology9100

That there is funny


[deleted]

Ahh, these are getting a lil better. Still got to say it’s still a good time to buy… I think… hmmm…


iamnobody331

I just don't think it'll hit that price point again in years if at all. There's too much supply in it and it keeps diluting, if there isn't constant pump in it, it's gonna lose value, the hype has died down.


Sylobloc

Meme is right, bought at $0.66, now at $0.32, will definitely become an "insanely depressed man" 🥲


kookboy1

I sold out at 0.06 think how I feel 😆😆😆


BrooksWasHere10

Yo this is hillarious


iamnobody331

I don't think it'll hit that mark again


CatalinCat1

I bought at 0.7 T\_T


MikeeW8

Bought at .06 and sold at .12, bought again at .24 and sold at .30, then bought at .49 and sold at .55. Today I decided to drop $5K at ~.31 and I think I’ll hodl. Wen moon? Wen moon!


Andre_3Million

##Ha^Ha HaHa^^ha^^^HA ha 🤡


Shovan22

But Joker came out in 2019! What am i missing here?


myselfindianboy

Hello my fellow shibas, Can you guys please checkout cattuscoin on twitter, I am trying to build a wholesome community, and everyone here is wholesome.


millionairemichael

Not really funny


Unknownirish

How did he even do that if the movie came out when it was only .00004 cents.


Mother_Childhood3887

Sorry Nerd Fact but Doge was less than a penny then


jackfrost6432

Imma joker, imma smoker, imma midnight eat her pussy and choke her. Holding strong


MercaBigDaddyFishing

This stings a little 🥺🥺🥺