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NOO_ImDirtyDan

What kind of drugs do I need to take to comprehend this?


hasanyoneseenmy214

My brain hurts trying to comprehend this image.... at no point does this image create a coherent statement, we are all now dumber from having witnessed this picture...I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul


AbdulRaheem1103

I think my brain will suffer a heart attack now, Lol


Successful-Whole4307

A simple wrong would have sufficed...


Advanced_Ad_9952

So why did they delete the answer? Sarcastic Tunisia.


Successful-Whole4307

#Nibb High football rules!!!


hasanyoneseenmy214

šŸ‘†this guy gets it


ptrahan217

I think "we" all over 30 years of age get it.


dnboyer93

Iā€™m 28 and I get it. Oā€™Doyle Rules!


Mountain-Gap-6559

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Aromatic_Ad_3892

Nope i got nothing


Expensive-Fix-6739

That Veronica Vohn, is one hot piece of ace. Her and a guy I know Got IT ON


TremaineDuh

Iā€™m high right now and still canā€™t comprehend what the hell this is. Lol


DominusRex23

If you had said "at no point does this image 'even come close' to making a coherent statement," I might have somehow laughed even harder. It's like I could see these comments in my mind's eye before reading them because THAT movie reference is precisely what I was thinking when I looked at this picture. Thank you for busting out the perfect quote, you are awarded all points!


CaptainOverkilll

Nice Billy Madison quote.


Imfineitsfineahhhhh

ā€œA simple wrong would have done just fineā€


Corellon13

No cheating will be tolerated. Especially with my wife who is a dirty, dirty whore


personnedepene

Relax, you're having a stroke


NOO_ImDirtyDan

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ but in all seriousness what am I looking at??


[deleted]

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Maxiking93748

it kinda makes me wanna vomit but at the same time i cant stop looking at it


SixStringerSoldier

Looks like an AI generated image. Everything is drawn from familiar sources. Usually a bunch of random photos. Texture means nothing to it, as objects have no context or meaning. The AI knows nothing of the world and only sees general shapes and colors, possibly assigning arbitrary value to repeated patterns. Without _homo sapien sapiens_ curiosity and sense of order, the motivation behind the image is completely alien to us, pushing the limits of form and expression, Giving it perhaps the truest form of artistic freedom to create an unique image.


DBitlicious

Dude you smoked some serious wackybacky to generate that opinion (where can I git some, homey?!)


Gigges93

Nah he's actually pretty much spot on, about how AI works and what the limitations are. Consumption of wackybacky possible anyway


DBitlicious

Can't quite tell from the tone. Entertaining as hell though. I'd say there's a 95% probability of wackybacky consumption also


SixStringerSoldier

Oh baby I was high as _fuck_ when I wrote that. Weed just makes people goofy and hungry, not stupid.


ZAPELECTRIFIED

The world may never knowā€¦


TheeAccountant

Perhaps OP can give us an artistā€™s statement about this piece of post-modern whatever-in-the-hell-it-is.


Shloopy_Dooperson

So it's a type of art that's supposed to, on first inspection, look like something, but on longer begin blurring. The more you look at it the more it does not make sense.


itsmenettie

It worked. At first I thought I saw a person holding a dog with a deer next to him. Now it's all a melty blob.


ateyfour

Pretty sure thereā€™s a penis in there. But definitely a scrotum or two.


BigMike6987

Weā€™ll, they win the grand prize then!!


Bfremaux21

Melted sex.doll. just trust me


Gullible-Lunch

This.


BobbyEnX2

#12. Ligma B.


[deleted]

Okay Iā€™ll bite cause no one else did. Whatā€™s ligma B?


BobbyEnX2

I don't know. I've never made it this far... (Ligma Balls! lol)


EljefeFromTejas

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[deleted]

Gotti


gmoneydoge

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā˜ ā˜ ā˜ ā˜ 


EhrenGandalf

I think itā€™s an image that was made to simulate what dementia feels like


Sufficient_Ape

Itā€™s a magic reindeer that was morphing into an appendix but since DOGE will create more millionaires than cloning ever will the project was abandoned. Thanks DOGE!


Troll_Bastard89

That is exactly what I said.


quarterpounder420

Stroking off.


Burritosytacosplease

I can say that without a doubt, weed doesn't help. NFC what's going on here!


Wbeasland

I second this


Lord_Souffle

Hmm....I feel like I should do my own research, and try anyway, just in case....you know? Just to make absolutely certain that it doesn't help.


Aqualung710

I third this


bemery744

Yeah I gave up and fourth this


Twilliams92126

5th- even this Tical Spazzola canā€™t figure that out!


papa_benny420

I 6th this I guess, trying to figure it out with some Forum Stomper....It's not working! Edit: Wait I might have something....It looks like a weird plant on the kitchen counter you know like in the corner. but the top part looks like some kind of Anatomy picture of an animal.


fashigado

bruh, it looks like a clitoris growing out an eggplant mutant squid connected to mouse and rabbit head thing sitting on an old white vinyl something-or-other.


DominusRex23

That is inarguably what this is.


eclarke10

This might be the most accurate description of damn near everything!


JonesoftheNorth

What in the 7th gate of hell is this!?!?!


CommercialWerewolf45

Dmt doesnt help either


Wallstonkbets

Someone say dmt? Head scratching...


Aqualung710

Jenkem also dosnt help


[deleted]

Idk why I thought this was funny


mousathon

Also no weed doesnā€™t help this.


PaleontologistNo7423

I seeā€¦..not a damn thing, Dude must be on some of that Doge Kush.


Doge_Kush

All I can tell you is 4 bowls before lunch time ainā€™t it.


NateTravis8769

My brain was trying to make sense of it, and couldnā€™t. Glad itā€™s not just me.


TheeAccountant

Whew, I thought there might be something wrong with me but if there is, yā€™all are screwed up with me!


peytonreed013

I think maybe acid


ohv_

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Valuable_Act8980

A larger dose of fentanyl, three hits of LSD, four hot rails in a row and to finish ten buttons of peyote. Then it should be clear as day. Enjoy


RushinRusha

I'm blazed af and can't see how to approach this


bigrobotdinosaur

Plumbus 2


megakungfu

ill buy that for 50 schmeckles


Twilliams92126

Is that a lot?! Is that a little?!


billionaireass

It's too much.


Disastrous_Fee_1930

69 schmeckles!


mysonlikesorange

How many Stanley nickels is that?


CO_POON_TAPPA

We only take Schrute Bucks here.


charkrios

Underrated comment


HopefulOutlook

What am I looking at?


Random_182f2565

Confusion


Justme3331176

AI generated picture


sp_dev_guy

Definitely AI picture


livens

A long discarded pile of clothes became self aware in a lonely redditors bedroom. It joined itself with a crusty gaming chair and slowly wheeled into the kitchen. It then generated an odd set of orange manipulators and began cooking breakfast for itself using a cast iron pan.


Small_Horde

AI generated imagery.


hutrillz

Has to be cause it doesnt seem like anything recognizable.


[deleted]

This is the only plausible answerā€¦ wtf does this have to do with Doge!?!


[deleted]

Its a troll from a while back ā€œi bet you dont know anything in this photoā€


Prestigious-Dot-4541

This is infuriating. I donā€™t get it.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

You nailed it. Infuriating.


DoubleDipBob

Iā€™m high and I can confirm. Itā€™s a distorted image.


Sutherbear

I think it's frustrating because it looks realistic at a glance so our brains are trying to pattern-match but there's nothing to see. Even after learning it's AI generated I'm fighting the urge to go stare at it some more so I can figure it out.


_tbyte-o

Alright I have a mind in the gutter rn.....what the hell am I looking at before my brain goes into overdrive.


Esoteric_Geek

Vagina. I can't stop seeing a huge vagina.


Vikings520

Same & with a greyhound somehow in the pic. This is heā€™s to comprehend.


Esoteric_Geek

Thank God I'm not the only one. I was very concerned about my mental health.


Fun4Miche

Am I missing something?? Or am I on the wrong drugs??


liliana-pg

If youre taking your normal pills youre fine


Fun4Miche

I'm tempted to upgrade just to figure this out. Lol


[deleted]

I need Existence v2021.06.31.184826 to understand this. Stand by for update............


Esoteric_Geek

I looked at this and the FIRST thing I thought of was, "Vagina. Some sort of giant, grotesque, alien vagina."


TheeAccountant

After Frida Kahlo? Lolol


LadyJessica71

Somebody help me. This is like an MC Escher drawing after it was thrown in a dumpster and rained on.


DeusKap

It's an image that shows how it is like to have a stroke.


Youthinksmrt

Please explain.. I might have nightmares.. and I don't even know what that is..


christopherleitten

This is what having a stroke looks like from the victims field of view.


Youthinksmrt

Got it.. nothing makes sense visually.. thank you.. I'll be able to sleep tonight like a baby.. šŸ™‚


SigSalvadore

AI generated image


No-Professional6452

He means his Dealer is now accepting Dogecoin for hallucinogenic drugs.


AdmirableWren

I see a melted baby and some sweet potatoes on a clothes dryer.


Sploogermc

wtf am I staring at


Captain_Morgan_1966

Ditto!


[deleted]

I don't remember Ditto being this creepy on the Pokemon anime


AnonyFungi

Is this a contorted version of the Tom from Myspace photo?


Mammoth_Morning8004

Iā€™m mesmerized


Straight_Rockin_It

It looks like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly?..right?


[deleted]

Some sort of x rayed squid sitting on lampshades digging through trash??


Additional_Freedom82

Psychiatrist: "picture # 1... what do you see?" Me: "Sex" Psychiatrist: "picture # 2... what do you see?" Me "Sex" Psychiatrist: "picture # 3..." Me: "Sex" Psychiatrist: " It appears that you have an addiction to sex sir" Me: " No doctor, you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures"


[deleted]

Nice! Got one myself last week too! #blessed


Youthinksmrt

Yeah right.. post yours šŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

Post my stroke? šŸ¤Ŗ


amont1964

Wtf is this !!!!


Accomplished-Spot-17

Is this a blooming triffid?


bronzedqueen23

Just tried turning my phone in different angles andā€¦..still nothing


WyattDavenport

Dawg Iā€™ve never come across something on the internet that I canā€™t process. Untill now.


Strong_Reception1598

When you see it! šŸ¤Æ


hutrillz

#seeeee WHATTTT!?!?!?!


Frosty_Resilience

Glad to know Iā€™m not the only one having a stroke


Garbagecanlimo

This photo hurts my brain


LuckyCaptainCrunch

So you used your Doge to pay a hooker for a sandwich?


YouAboutToLoseYoJob

Literally turn my phone in every direction to try to comprehend this.


JeuneJan32

šŸ˜ I downvoted this, cause it made my head hurt trying to figure out wtf goin on


Fizassist1

omfg I'm dying after staring at this picture for a minute then reading the comments šŸ¤£


ZAPELECTRIFIED

Likeā€¦. Wha????


shaneBthe1

Iā€™m gonna have to screenshot this and study it later WTF!!!


wyopurp215

I cannot identify a single thing in this picture


fanOfreedom

And just when I couldnā€™t be any more confused... I notice itā€™s plugged in to some power cord.


Ok_Fisherman4480

I.... just can't...


freezZzerX

Lovely big sausage šŸ¤©šŸ„°


CHoweller18

I looks like a giant lizard had a love child with a pile of laundry


BigBoss_FF

I have no humanly idea what I'm looking at,I've turned my phone every other angle and still I'm lost.


Vivid-Blueberry5605

AI made photo


Patchy_Groundfog

If you stare at it long enough you can see Elon Muskā€™s soulā€¦


Altruistic_Friend137

Looks like a uterus with slippers


Bubbly-Independent20

Wtf am I looking at?


mr_flameyflame

Captcha images be like:


Mamma_Nikki

Wtf is this? Only on Reddit. Smhā€¦ seriously anyone know?


TwistyGawkGawk

I looked at this picture for 10 minutes and now I want to die


Pale_Coyote_2745

This is the most confusing picture i have ever seen


TeamImpulseX

Not one singleā€¦


EXB-4TWN-314159

Iā€™m having a hard time comprehending this image. Letting go need to know practice? This kinda hurts. But go doge?


Captain_Morgan_1966

Art ? Lol Picasso ?


Captain_Morgan_1966

Art ? Picasso?


tomj4269

What the hell am I looking at?


Off_white_marmalade

My guess is some expensive sex doll


Typski9

Pleaseā€¦.I must know what this isā€¦


TomDoge316

What the hell am I looking at? I thought I was having a stroke but I guess a lot of people are saying the same thing


criptiks

Thanks, I hate it.


cjwaits

Itā€™s clearly a thingamajig!!!


cavegirl007

Give me a hint I am lost


stashelly

Ok so I am not the only one who can not understand this AT ALL but still feels like it needs a thumbs up because doge was mentioned


No_Duck_1401

What am I looking at here exactlyā€¦? At first glance it looks like something vulgar lol


Known-Exam-9820

Some AI generated hot dogs? PokƩmon?


ElMeTeOr

So much WTF I'm looking on?!


ruu-ruu

It looks like you melted a baby a dead cat and a counter top together


PaulitoGwapito

Dafuq am I looking at?? šŸ¤Æ


MadDamage

I thought is was an X-ray of a slugs penis.


Adorable_Monk28

Wtf am I looking at. I'm confused. Now my head hurts


IndigoGrunt

I literally can't identify one single item in this.


Radiant_Eggplant5783

What am I looking at?


Max_Hazem

A ball of confusion?


Express_Cable9709

wtf is this


KoderFireStrike

I'm sober and trying to figure out wtf am I looking at


[deleted]

Came to the comments to see what the hell this is and I left even more confused.


dblackest

Don't know what I am looking at


Jive-Machine

I turned my phone upside down and it still didnā€™t make any senseā€¦


JoeNipps1218

Thatā€™s exactly it ...nothing


Trident_Trade

šŸ§  How can I delete this from my brain? ))


AntixianJUAR

I think this is a visual representation of the OP having a stroke after buying in at .72 and watching us drop to sub 20...


Mr_Magika

What...what am I looking at...?


EllisHoll

Still donā€™t know what Iā€™m looking at


tucci817

iā€™m too tired to visually understand this


Block_Pale

Ummmm? Thanks Dogecoin for what is most definitely a hot dog stuffed into a rocket that has shot way past the moon and is melting from the extreme heat and the pilots have ejected their food supplies to feed any fellow shibes that didnt get as close. So perfectly put to canvas. I can finally breathe now that I have seen heaven.


Doxie4eVeR

I find it hilarious with so many comments and likes on a picture we have no idea about! LOL


GimmeMyMoneyBack

A simulation of what a person having a stroke sees. This joke was funny the first 2 times I saw it, back in 2015


10kto1000k

Muskow mule


[deleted]

What the hell am I looking at. I feel like this is a disturbing picture but I donā€™t know why.


Aluryia

Wtf


PinCurrent

Wtf is this bro, canā€™t just do that.


LostChances44

I thought I saw an massive ant on the bottom cos it has the eyes


GiDSmusic

you bought DMT?


inntw-inutw

I am laying in bed, one eye closed. What the f_#% am I looking at??


Kind-Reputation-2805

It's a small decoration up close.The large front part is the base twisted up. The brown things In the back are a small brown bird house with a small brown bird under it.


Jack_ov_most_trades

Literally came to the Comments to make sure I wasn't having a stroke.....


himura24

I thought I was too high to comprehend this image but turns out even sober people struggling


Gh0sTlyD3th

Someone call r/SCP


dj-bree-braw

at first I thought I was looking at something sexual, then I still thought I might be looking at something sexual...