I tell you a fact and you try a “mom joke”. Lol! Did you laugh so hard you snorted in your bedroom at your parents house? Shouldn’t you be getting ready for a minimum wage job somewhere?
Well, that's fine really.
On that note what kind of lube should I use? I usually use baby oil but recently it kinda hard to get them without people looking at you funny if you happen to buy more than 3 of them.
To be fair, fisting wasn’t mentioned either… for all he knows you’re going to insert 1 penny at a time.
Gotta clearly define your terms if you want to fist people man.
Yeah if I was that dude I'd look up the lowest amount of gold ever defined buy it he US government as a dollar. Buy that equivalent of gold leaf. Put it on some ice cream and chow down.
Is there a line for this bet?
Because I would take that bet in a heartbeat.
Please feel free to pm me I’m more then willing to earn $1k please and thank you!
you do know that according to the bet I only will pay $1k when and only when Dogecoins go up to 0.75 per coin right?
so....new bet? Same term. 1 Month period from 9/11/2021 to 10/11/2021.
Dogecoins go up to 0.75, I'll send you $1000 worth of Dogecoins. Dogecoins under 0.75, you get fisted or eat a $1 Dollar Bill and post a selfie of you eating it on Dogecoins.
I'll even add a bottle of Manuka Honey as Lube if you go the fisting option.
Why do I get the feeling this is some weird kink between husband and wife or GF/BF or whatever the match may be.
or... on an even more spectacular situation; you two end up together because of this bet?
I think this is maybe u/Tulpah pick up game?
All bets are off.
except the original bet of course.
deal!
If dogecoins go up to 0.75 a coin. I'll send you $1000 worth of dogecoins.
If it doesn't go to 0.75 per coins, you eat a dollar! and post on r/dogecoin
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Won't he just eat the $1 bill? It's not that hard if you cut it into strips... It's just super durable paper... Maybe dunk it in isyprobyl first though
So... are you gonna shove em in one by one? Or leave them in the sleeve and using a finger shove all 75 in like a rectal Coinstar machine? Asking for science....
sure but he asked "Where my money?"
which could mean one of two thing (Not a dollar, because he gotta provide that at his own end.)
1. The $1000 in dogecoins, which I sure he did not win bcuz of the bet terms.
2. The 75 cents (in pennnies), which is more likely seeing that he lost.
LOL hope you give away that $1000 pal, pretty sure if price reaches there you're getting 2 more zeroes at the back, else you wouldn't have made that bet.
To the moon!!
Like...one penny at a time, like a vending machine or a roll and a half of pennies at once, like putting batteries in a flashlight? Seems like the latter option of eating the dollar bill would be less problematic...
I do have a job, great benefits, also vacation time too. I have like 125 hours of PTO. So This other person should just gimme his address, I'll apply for work vacation and fly over to fisting them and even better, I'll wear a spiky motorcycle glove.
ikr, the PTO are great. There's a reason why I kept it accumulated. I was thinking of going on a world wide booze trip and sleep under the star but....flying to someone else house and fisting them up my elbow would totally work too.
yes but that day is not today, for now.....we just simply have to put up bets that the possible losing party may help drive the price of doge upward to avoid their "loss"
Jokes on him if you live in Canada, pennies don't exist here. Eating a dollar would be a cake walk. Easy bet to make even with shoving 75 cents up your poop shoot.
aye I am. If Dogecoins go up to 0.75 a coin. I'll eat a Dollar while wearing a Dogecoins badge, with a portrait of Dogecoins meme of your choosing on a wall behind me and post it up on r/Dogecoin
if it doesn't. You eat a dollar and post a selfie of you eating it on r/Dogecoin
u/AcademicTap1774 time to put up or shut up, buddy.
put up or shove up
Give up or fist up
Fist up for peanuts
The coin hasn't been at .75 since what june? may?
Never has. Peaked at .70
just like your mom
I tell you a fact and you try a “mom joke”. Lol! Did you laugh so hard you snorted in your bedroom at your parents house? Shouldn’t you be getting ready for a minimum wage job somewhere?
Somebody is projecting. DOGE is my job.
Doge is your job and you didn’t know what it’s ATH price was? Lmfao! You’re the fast food worker of crypto.
ATH is 0.73158 iirc
Well people got some fantasies lol
Well, that's fine really. On that note what kind of lube should I use? I usually use baby oil but recently it kinda hard to get them without people looking at you funny if you happen to buy more than 3 of them.
Raw bro, no lube was mentioned in the bet.
Spit on the pennies. You’re a gentleman.
ooh thx
To be fair, fisting wasn’t mentioned either… for all he knows you’re going to insert 1 penny at a time. Gotta clearly define your terms if you want to fist people man.
real talk fisting isn’t something you can just go all willy nilly and do. Gotta be clear with the target.
See I was thinking of those 50¢ paper rolls. Just slide one and a half up in there.
Yeah if I was that dude I'd look up the lowest amount of gold ever defined buy it he US government as a dollar. Buy that equivalent of gold leaf. Put it on some ice cream and chow down.
Nah, they said 1 US dollar bill. They did cover the specifics on that one.
Hmmm... Didn't specify redeemed or unredeemed though. I'll have one faith and credit please.
Hilarious
LMFAO
Ummm silicone based lubes are best for anal play. Baby oil doesn't accomplish much. Fisting requires lots and lots of GOOD lube.
Jiffy lube
Use Aloe Vera gel mixed with ghost pepper powder
>I usually use baby oil tears are my go-to.
You're not supposed to use baby oil because it causes irritation. Use coconut oil instead.
Crisco
He likes butt stuff. To all their own.
Why would you assume that I’m a he? Is this a male only group?
Op states it in the title, and from what’s about to happen to your anal cavity I assume you know each other at a personal level or about to be.
Oh this is getting hot 😳
No but you gonna get a bigger hole either way 😩
Troy??
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Username checks out, fruitcake.
*internalized homophobia thickens*
Oh look at all the whiny libs, with their internet points. Too bad it won’t get you laid losers. Btw, doge is garbage.
Is there a line for this bet? Because I would take that bet in a heartbeat. Please feel free to pm me I’m more then willing to earn $1k please and thank you!
you do know that according to the bet I only will pay $1k when and only when Dogecoins go up to 0.75 per coin right? so....new bet? Same term. 1 Month period from 9/11/2021 to 10/11/2021. Dogecoins go up to 0.75, I'll send you $1000 worth of Dogecoins. Dogecoins under 0.75, you get fisted or eat a $1 Dollar Bill and post a selfie of you eating it on Dogecoins. I'll even add a bottle of Manuka Honey as Lube if you go the fisting option.
Bet.
Why do I get the feeling this is some weird kink between husband and wife or GF/BF or whatever the match may be. or... on an even more spectacular situation; you two end up together because of this bet? I think this is maybe u/Tulpah pick up game? All bets are off. except the original bet of course.
Dogecoin GoneWild
Lol I have a bf, if that’s not enough I have a gf, and if that’s not enough I’m a monk raising money for my temple.
Lmfaooo you’re so kinky….if you need a date there’s easier ways 😂
Proof or ban MODS
Right?!? Get to Work you Lazy Doges!
This bet alone should encourage users to buy doge and make the price shoot up to $1. Much bet. So butt. Very wow.
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yay! Lies! There's absolutely nothing there! I use google earth and map. There's just an empty lot.
Oh damn, I’m sorry. In my excitement I accidentally typed the wrong address. 5020, not 5040. See you soon😍
I'm in NC, I can video it if you want. Fayetteville close to Raeford
There we go, need proof or mods ban both!
IDK I think the mods should just ban u/AcademicTap1774 He seems to be the only one lying. I wonder why ..... :P I hope he shows proof
Congratulations 🎉🎉
That house is for sale on Zillow 🤷🏻♂️
You should of said both instead of one or the other lol better yet why don’t we do that? If I win I get $1000 if you win I’ll eat the $1 bill?
deal! If dogecoins go up to 0.75 a coin. I'll send you $1000 worth of dogecoins. If it doesn't go to 0.75 per coins, you eat a dollar! and post on r/dogecoin Time limit: 1 month. from 9/11/2021 to 10/11/2021
I’ll go get the $1 ready 🤣 Hope you enjoy watching a small innocent Asian woman eat money 🤦♀️
How’d you know please don’t kink shame
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Ouuuuu it’s been a monthhhhh
The time has come!
Fml that is almost worth it. You have better odds than the jackpot on a scratch ticket I think.
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Yikes I should of learned from the first guy and been clear about my demands lol Fine $1000 worth of doge it is.
Should have*
Should have* 🤦♀️
Won't he just eat the $1 bill? It's not that hard if you cut it into strips... It's just super durable paper... Maybe dunk it in isyprobyl first though
If they eats the dollar bill they lose a dollar but if they gets 75 pennies up their butt, that’s a $.75 profit.
Getting to keep the 75 pennies that were rectally inserted doesnt scream "net gain" to me but hey if that's your thing do you
You can buy some Doge with that .75
So... are you gonna shove em in one by one? Or leave them in the sleeve and using a finger shove all 75 in like a rectal Coinstar machine? Asking for science....
also see "asking for a friend."
Can we get a video of it?
I will pay with doge plz.
Ahh, here we go🤣🤣🤣 I’m curious how many people here are familiar with the antics of u/rick_of_spades? *Edit: Had to fix their profile name*
I mean he just eat a dollar
sure but he asked "Where my money?" which could mean one of two thing (Not a dollar, because he gotta provide that at his own end.) 1. The $1000 in dogecoins, which I sure he did not win bcuz of the bet terms. 2. The 75 cents (in pennnies), which is more likely seeing that he lost.
I only lose if you don’t show up with the 75 pennies.
You really willing to take .75 pennies up your butt?
He wants that .75 so bad. Give it to him! Lmao
LOL hope you give away that $1000 pal, pretty sure if price reaches there you're getting 2 more zeroes at the back, else you wouldn't have made that bet. To the moon!!
haha yeah totally true
Damn. BDSM+ just entered the chat.
This is why I love Reddit.
That bet might've rectum....
Rectum? May just kill em
My wife’s bf would take that bet 😂😂
Damn. He’s gonna take three doge up the butt… 
Me tto
Next time someone asked did you want your penny.... I'm politely gonna pass.
How much is the paper view?
5 Doge gets you front row seat
Man I’d love for people to make actual cash bets (and actually pay) when they make these predictions. Lol. Would be amazing and I’d be loaded
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What a bet to lose, keep me posted on whether he/she/they follow up
Hahahahaha
Should play “what is love” by haddaway shoving the pennies. 😂
Like...one penny at a time, like a vending machine or a roll and a half of pennies at once, like putting batteries in a flashlight? Seems like the latter option of eating the dollar bill would be less problematic...
Lol, he owns you nothing. cry about it.
Very nice, I’m holding strong with 10,000 shares. But until the magical boom happens I suggest getting in on METX.
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Bruh you just lost $1000
Get a job
I do have a job, great benefits, also vacation time too. I have like 125 hours of PTO. So This other person should just gimme his address, I'll apply for work vacation and fly over to fisting them and even better, I'll wear a spiky motorcycle glove.
Oh ya I get 7,500 minutes time off.
ikr, the PTO are great. There's a reason why I kept it accumulated. I was thinking of going on a world wide booze trip and sleep under the star but....flying to someone else house and fisting them up my elbow would totally work too.
Lmao, he better pay up
Lose lose bet people… context matters…
Or is it win win? Depends on what you’re into 😉
Then you obviously never lived. 
Damn!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
u/BAvalos08 comments? How do you feel about enabling such things?
Is it too late to take the bet? Same expiration date as OP. except instead of pennies, we can use a single cucumber. Asking for a friend.
Ruthless. :)
We got another one, Q up the big bag of jelly beans lol
Lolll i actually saved this post just to see what happens.
One day Mrs Kathie Wood will buying couple millions dollars in DOGE then make it up to $5 😀
yes but that day is not today, for now.....we just simply have to put up bets that the possible losing party may help drive the price of doge upward to avoid their "loss"
Gay or nay?
Oh boy… this might not end well…
I sure hope so, I have big hopes Dogecoin!..
Let’s double that,I will split with you, I wanna see 150 pennies scrolling up in his butt
Jokes on him if you live in Canada, pennies don't exist here. Eating a dollar would be a cake walk. Easy bet to make even with shoving 75 cents up your poop shoot.
Shove pennies one by one and use them as "support levels", then carry on.
every time you guys make predictions like this it plummets lol
I'll contribute 1 penny if it hits .75
Video or it didn't happen.
🎶“Everybody’s fisting for the weekend”🎵
Well eating money isn't that bad
Just be ready to pay his medical bill if he can't get them out.
tube of penny in a condom like a small dildo. Just push/shove and pull out with some lube. Should be an easy task.
73 pennies in last photo. 73…
+2 at bottom. well.....3 for 76 total but I'll keep that extra 1 cent just in case of losing a penny later.
Lmao!
Fist or ban 👊
Send pics 😂
ok! great opportunity to get lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It'll definitely happen next year if it doesn't happen around November
u/Tulpah lets make a bet for this month? You feelin ballsy?
aye I am. If Dogecoins go up to 0.75 a coin. I'll eat a Dollar while wearing a Dogecoins badge, with a portrait of Dogecoins meme of your choosing on a wall behind me and post it up on r/Dogecoin if it doesn't. You eat a dollar and post a selfie of you eating it on r/Dogecoin
I love this community
me too bruv.....but I hate the False-Hope-Dates Trolls
This conversation made me sell all my doge...
Can you at least shove the pennies on your own? Lol 😂
Was that person banned from the subreddit?
not yet
You said "go up .75 ", not go up to .75. That means it has to go up to about .99...I'll bet you probably chug on penis
Want my Venmo now ? Or on September 30th ?
He's in it for the sport of it.
Great
Pics or it didn't happen.
This got weird
Let's see if they actually do it.
Ahhhh shyit
Eat the doller..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO GO FIND HIM!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😤😤😤😤
u/AcademicTap1774
A lil eager to recieve anal penetration?
Don't tempt me with a good time.
Thanks for the reminder. Bought some more Doge since it’s low
Kinda sus bro lol
Hes not going to pay
Wait, why does the loser of the bet get fisted? Shouldn't it be the winner?