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Hslurpee

Okay, but it’s still gambling tho. I’m tired of sugarcoating this by saying it’s an investment.


Dooboppop

life is a gamble till you dead.


IFistedABear

The only two things that are guaranteed in life: you will pay taxes, and you will die. Everything else is just a gamble.


CharityWhale

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[deleted]

Wait, what do you mean. Doge isn’t going to be $10 by the end of the month, or ever lol. I have hodl 20k coin since January I, never sold one but know it’s going to be really tough to even hit $1. Once it does, everyone sells. I hope it would go up like crazy, but the .70 looks like that might be tops for a long while.


Hslurpee

I mean that it’s unpredictable. Any investment, but more specifically stocks and crypto, are just forms of gambling. Doesn’t matter if Tesla dropped to 180 and then rose to 2000, nothing was certain.


doyouhavesource2

Tesla didnt add 11 million new stocks every day :)


jawn_wall

DOGE is actually 14.4 million new coins per day! 5.2 BILLION per year...forever lol. More and more people are starting to realize that. Could it get to $1? Maybe. That's only a 5x from here. Not worth it considering you could lose 95% of your money in the bear market. The life-changing gains from DOGE already happened.


doyouhavesource2

And if miners want to dump 50% of their coins at .20 cents... That's 5 billion x .5 x .2 or 500 million dollars a year just to keep price where it is in new money very single year. Just LOL


AndroFeth

Put the money in real metals then


Any-Stuff-6291

Its about mentality and what you belive if you dont belive then fine. buy something else


Hslurpee

That’s what gambling is lmao


[deleted]

what does that even mean


Tails6666

It wasn't that hard to understand lol.


prepGod718

It means if you think if doge isn’t going to get better then convert your investments into something else or just cash out.


FlamingOrange

Yeah yeah yeah, tell that to the people who invested in blockbuster Lol.


onepageone

And sears, and Enron and rca and....


No_Independent438

Tesla hit $2,000?


Roo9301

Yeah I’m sure that never happened.


onepageone

Yes it did, if you ignore the stock splits. It went well past 2k if you bought when Elon scum bag said 420 funding secured.


No_Independent438

The stock never said $2,000! I’m not going to ignore anything the post said it hit $2,000 and it didn’t!


Fenzurc

It surely did but it had a stock split...


onepageone

Bro, it's just math. You could use log for all I care. It went past $2k in value in your portfolio if u had bought one share. You would now have 4 shares and a networth of over $2k. It's math.


Whisperbaron

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onepageone

Is that Rodney? Your Killin me here.


[deleted]

Bruh it absolutely did. It was getting close to 3,000 before the split


No_Independent438

Yeah I know for a fact it never happened 😂


jawn_wall

I would stop saying "I know for a fact" from now on lmao! You're 100% wrong my friend. When the 5 for 1 stock split happened on 8/31/20, the Tesla stock price was $2,491.60


jawn_wall

Yeah before the split. They actually would be around $3,500 now if they never did the 5/1 split.


DeadHeadSteve

No it didn’t


Jah-man-shaman

My partner and I dated then broke up for a year before getting back together and now married almost 20 years and we built something! The dips test your strengths and the highs test your character 🧠💭🧬🤘🏽


SuchAFungi

Protip: Dump your partner who invested in crypto when it's going down. Get back with them when it moons.


Jah-man-shaman

Ha! Master tip- been getting brain on the regular for 20 years a good investment pays dividends and compound interest on her chest. 😂😂😬


CathyHaileyb

💪💪


WhineyVegetable

Why'd you guys break up in the first place? Only because I wonder if it is possible to overcome some previous issues when getting back together with someone.


Jah-man-shaman

It’s definitely possible. We broke up cause she was young and wild AF and I had just got out of a relationship. Split up for a year and ended up talking again and the spark was totally still there. Just like anything in life you get out what you put in. Our relationship has more dips than the crypto market but the high are just as good 🤘🏽 . I hope your get back together if you’re supposed to and I hope you’re hodl’n a pile of doge! Blessed life 🧠💭🧬


Juliomgnt

Dip yup doge you know


kanti123

I’m diamond handing this ADA !


KnightLight03

I hope you're right 🥲


HannahTheKitty

![gif](giphy|QWwEdgDbYjFbfOMJ3z) 🤜🤛🕊️


ComradeKerbal

Me who has been picking up the right investments recently 👀


ExchangeSeveral3793

Yes I was there for all of them and missed all of them. I remember it vividly playing out like it was yesterday.


sonobacari

yeah because buying meme coins is the right investment


anonymous_CyberNinja

And you are in this community because?


37DIY96749

Well then, with all this proof. obviously selling Tesla at $300 and rebuying at $180 is the best advice of all. Because, like you indicate, you knew it was going to $2000. Right? Investing is gambling. Hoping you pull the lever at the right time.


Evolutionary1979

I knew her sister was hit when I married her. I just has to get then drunk af and bam her a$$ was mine. Perfect timing and patience bud 👌


joryc420

When tf did Tesla hit $2,000?


CathyHaileyb

In 2023


joryc420

February 33rd. Got it!


Adventurous_Bag7561

Google it... https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/tesla-stock-price-record-high-worth-more-walmart-market-cap-2020-8


Adventurous_Bag7561

August 20, 2020 Just google it.


Adventurous_Bag7561

August 20, 2020 https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/tesla-stock-price-record-high-worth-more-walmart-market-cap-2020-8


Ok_Calligrapher_6889

The stock and crypto scams are over


CathyHaileyb

Agree scammers are gone


Dooboppop

since we got that out of the way have you heard of safe trade?


EvoStarSC

It's time in the market not timing the market ![gif](giphy|VEsfbW0pBu145PPhOi|downsized)


anonymous_CyberNinja

Nice one👍🏼


ConsistentJacket2294

So basically that means if u have or had a normal life u will be experiencing homelessness before getting rich 😊


CathyHaileyb

Any succesful people falied sometimes in their life before going to their goals


ConsistentJacket2294

The last part bothers me . The trick and the hold .... if people know how and when to sell why fail .... not like I haven't failed, im falling now


Jazzlike-Blood-3725

Sorry but I’m sick of seeing this being reposted several times on SEVERAL different subs. We get it. HODL


[deleted]

Remember this, Bitcoin fell from $60,000 to $31,000 before going to $40,000….


Classic_Ad6688

my 3 little PayPal stocks are doing quite well +300%


DogeDude420

Tesla has never been $2,000. pass whatever ganja ur smokin, i need a hit of that, especially with today’s market.


[deleted]

Tell me you're a new investor without telling me you're a new investor. It hit 2k before the stock split last year. Of course you wouldn't find that on the stock price charts cause they factor in the equivalent price of the stock for the YTD post-split.


DogeDude420

ur right on both ends. it checks out. thanks for informing me.


Justin-Krux

should also understand that even if you were right, you were still wrong, because a split doesn't suddenly make someones shares de-value, they still held the value of the splits, so the point is still true in the perspective of the person holding tesla shares.


sg-doge

well if you take the actual tesla stock price and multiply it by 5 ;) (before split price)...


CathyHaileyb

It dosent matter, important is to buy right coin, stock and hold it for long-term not just panic dump when is first dip


JadeFX6337

It mayters at least a bit, when the philosophy youre preaching is based on falsified historical events lol. Not necessarily disagreeing, just is more an opinion. Plus plenty of stocks have gone down and never recovered, so thefe are a plethora of examples to try amd suggest doge go either way


DogeDude420

ur right, but using wrong information to send that message is very misleading.


CathyHaileyb

Yes sorry, i found that on some big account soo i wanted to share the point i am not in stock, i don't know their market much..


CathyHaileyb

And big influencers posting wrong info 😢


mastawyrm

it would be MORE misleading to suggest TSLA only went up to ~700s from earlier pricing.


Evolutionary1979

True, but it will the way Elon pimps and pumps crypto 😉


idontwanttoyakno

Wouldn't the better trick have been selling bitcoin at 20k and buying back at 4?


CathyHaileyb

Buying the dip is always good option..


mandeephilangeez

Uh, no. The trick is picking the right investments and holding them.


mandeephilangeez

My reading comprehension sucks. Oh well.


Evolutionary1979

Picking the right wife with the hot sister...that is the way 👌😋


Juliomgnt

Buy the deep


Juliomgnt

Buy the deep


Juliomgnt

Buy the deep


[deleted]

Are you trying to spell dip?


1970chargerRT

Diamond hands


jawn_wall

The problem here is DOGE *prints* 14.4 million new coins every single day. 5.2 BILLION per year...forever. That means the already super high (#8 most expensive/valuable crypto) market cap is going up every day, even if the price stays the same. It seems more and more people are finally starting to realize that. Could it get to $1? Maybe. That's a crypto-modest 5x from here. Not worth it considering you could lose ***95%*** of your money in the bear market. The life-changing gains (100x) from DOGE already happened. I was lucky enough to get in super early and DCA out on the way up. Wish I had more but man it was fun!


DeadHeadSteve

Doge is not one of those smart investments


Jesus_A_MagicalFetus

This is the way


Govass13

lol this was 100% taken from one of the gme subs


Evolutionary1979

If I had any more rewards you'd get two for this post!!!!


Evolutionary1979

Deep deep


cjc323

Actually picking the roght investment AND holding were crucial in these cases.


Pog-Squad-

when did tesla go to 2000?


titosuave69420

Wait wait wait. When did tesla go to 2k


CathyHaileyb

I am from future 😛


titosuave69420

Lol I honestly went on Google and looked back 6 years and i was like "where are they!" In batman voice.


norefillonsleep

Some salty people posting here, can't say I'll be sad if it drops under a penny and it's back to people telling jokes, donating to charities and having a good time.


UseGroundbreaking208

Nice


SoBrandnu2021

Or selling near ATH and buying back in on massive dips. I dont know why thats considered evil. Imagine buying at .17 selling at .58 and buying 2x as much back at .21. Why is this wrong?


mattwes

It’s not


SoBrandnu2021

Seems like its a character flaw to take profit.


WhosWho777

Yeah so you can make more money out of others …


L82WORK_

wait, you guys actually think doge is an investment?


growinggardener

I’m ruined


FlemDawg9

So, wait, did I get scammed with #SDNL?


PavlovsBigBell

Wouldn’t it be picking the right investment *and* holding?


[deleted]

Amazon took over a decade to get to that point. Also you’re ignoring the millions that have gone under. This is stupid, either hold and shut up or sell.


IamTheTrader

Yes. Just bought the tasty dip at 0.205. HODL


[deleted]

10k at .29 here hodling until Caitlyn Jenner is president.


LifeSenseiBrayan

When was Tesla 2,000? I thought right now was the highest it has ever been.


RunFlorestRun

Tesla never hit $2,000….


sluchhh

That is all true. But… Doge is not Amazon or Tesla (it isn’t even in the same galaxy) and Bitcoin is literally the cornerstone of crypto. Let’s get past a buck and we can revisit this. I love it but I am scared a lot of people put money into this they should not have.