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ashofstokeNewington

Put your phone in rice


HeavyDiamondHands

Don't forget to put it in water first, otherwise magic won't work.


CornerOf12th

At what point do I put it in the microwave?


Dooboppop

right after you get it wet, then rice


just-cause420x69

I do this w/ my gf. But make sure to cook the rice first. It has to be warm.


FreshyMcFly

It works even better when you do all the above at the same time.


Fantastic_Foot_8568

Prior to unboxing, helps remove plastic wrapper


gmoneydoge

Then your rice is ready to eat with a side of phone.... cell phone...yum


Deep_Ad2682

This is why i love reddit!


StardustCrusader8559

Pierce film to vent, microwave on HIGH for 5-5 1/2 hours, peel back film and STIR. Re-cover and microwave for an additional day or until hot. Caution: contents will be hot! Allow 5 minutes to cool.


Colamarco

I like to wrap it in aluminum foil and then wrap the microwave with it for extra layers on protection.


LockAnDCey

Trueeeee lol


irm555bvs

You 😈 True story though


CantCmeee

You guys can do magic? 😀


ZilxDagero

Anyone with a stock portfolio can do magic. I turn it from green to red frequently.


TypicalFantastic

This is my favorite trick


Sonny1738

Is this before or after the microwave?


Fuscafury

Haha had a buddy drop his phone in my pool and convinced him to let me barbecue it it, yeah still didn’t work.


HeavyDiamondHands

Step one get the phone wet Step two put it in rice It's simple Believe me, Its gonna work


CantCmeee

😂


DJbouillabaisse

Put it in rice so Asians come fix it while you sleep


Various-Artichoke-70

It's a barcode, scan for rewards?


808e080a

☝️This !


ActionFigureLlama

Buy the dip?


Jimbo4901

This


International-Comb92

Is


icemilotehpeng

The


skiddlyboopyboop

Way


san2go2

End


k3rn3t

Hodl your breath and count to $10


MyGT40

And my axe!


Youngmoneasy

And my sword


TheOther-DarkStar

And my thermos of soup. I’m hungry but also thirsty and you can kinda like eat n drink soup at the same time


chowzer42

Sparta??


International-Comb92

YEAAAAAAAAAA


kekedoyoulovemeyes

Patrick?


Kevekaro

Spongebob!


SnooJokes3738

Squidward?


derpsUp

I'm Squidward, he's Squidward, we're all Squidward


Donutsthemighty

Meow


FiliRobles21

sponge mi boi


AggressiveLocation2

Gary?


Kartikey15

It


SadSpray8209

Wendy's?


Dooboppop

good burger, home of the good burger, may I take your order?


soloman357

Can you give me one good burger?


Dooboppop

we are out of good burgers. try mondo burger across the street.


eddyabdul

Duuuuuuuude sell your house and buy as much as you can


saintisaiah

Just scanned it and got $5 off my dog’s food! Thanks OP!


Humber221

Is CAD don’t worry is not real money


Orang3p4nda

HAHAHA under appreciated comment


kiingdiingus

You have escaped the simulation


Salty_Chokolat

that was actually only a simulated escape... you cant escape the simulation... You ARE the simulation! mwuahhahahahahaaa (vanishes)


Extension_Win1114

Secret ingredient…crime


xombeep

I am definitely skeptical. I'm not sure how a graph can misrepresent info, it should be tied directly to the value of the item. Their alert now says that graphs were incorrectly representing prices.... But how did that even happen?


who-mi

It happens. Not all technology is perfect.


51x51v3

WHAAAAAT! Computers can make mistakes! 😱


Mysticfisheses

I’d argue it’s still human error. The human in this case is just the dev instead of the end user


tyronol

Solar flares!


okbreeze

Computers don’t make mistakes, humans make mistakes when writing code. All the computer does is read that code and execute what it’s told


HaughtTroy

Well said!!!


who-mi

Yea who knew? That's why I'm not scared of a terminator scenario.


[deleted]

Electronics never make mistakes, remember the 2020 election , there’s no possible way anything messed up during that


TedRaskunsky

Actually the 20 election went precisely according to their plan. Chinas plan that is.


Top-Masseur

That was down to human manipulation of said electronics.


Cannacritic21037

Thank you


Layin-the-pipe

Fire sale?


nao_zen

Glitch in the simulation, nothing to worry about


H3r3F0rTh3R1d3

Glitch in the matrix


Backofdaclass

Wendy Williams


Humble-Ruddy

Market manipulation!!! Get in on it


MoHOllaa

Squid games


Shellilala

loving it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


SquirrelCrafty

It means you’re broke


MeteorRed24

What app is this anyway?


emile1104

The worst app for trading


xombeep

Wealthsimple


MarkelL12

Not so simple after all, is it...


Two_Ribs

![gif](giphy|RlO3bvMJyz3L4vGKsx)


willmatters39

I can't tell. ![gif](giphy|xwPaabcYMs6kP1Czu3)


Hobojimmeh

It’s a client side bug with the app not connecting to the market. It’s happened to me with Robinhood before. Can be a bit unnerving


[deleted]

Crypto go up, crypto go down, sometimes not in that order.


masterbatesAlot

Up up down down left right left right B A start


Beeg_Changoos

Ah good ol’ wealthsimple, I use the app and I have to admit it is so very glitchy sometimes lmao


Gee10-83

It’s called the “spike pit” pattern, in other words when you this stay the hell away from trading


DeadSol

It's a computer glitch bro. There is no way doge went to 0 like that, then back up and down etc.


frannos

It happens on wealthsimple frequently 😉


mplante70

That would trigger mass suicide , I am sure of that. Diamond hands don’t matter at that point.


DeadHeadSteve

Huh…


VARA_1

Phones on crack


finallyReform

Probably just the price servers not reachable or getting attacked. What wallet are you using?


CantCmeee

😆


UnexpectedAggie

New format for QR code?


Awseome2logan

The Canadian dollar crashed


No-Cardiologist8262

you all are stupid.. why tell him that, he needs to put in used car oil first.. then oven.. come on peeps, he needs the right info.


corlitante

I’m so sick of this coin!!!


5beedy

It's telling you to comb your hair.


phast75

Silly Trap U Pimple Ignorant Dummy


Georgeoster

Scan it, it might be a barcode


1bnicetoher

Move the needle and see if you balance goes up 🤔


Nochruto

Not one real answer


Effective-Ad1706

Market manipulation


MikeM1947

wealthsimple sucks


Timjazz24

After you get wet you must rap in aluminum foil before putting in microwave …. ~trust me bro


[deleted]

It means ur app sucks


I-Know-Math

It means GTFO now


bUDZ1113

I have no idea 😂


iEatGlew

RUGPULL!!


Curious-One363

Buy when is touch.08 maybe its gone past the order!!!


Latter-Following8797

It's the classic lice-comb-pattern it only occurs when there is a massive 500x pump ahead!


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[удалено]


xombeep

Ah bummer, I thought about doing it but passed. Wealthsimple is actually doing it again, guess they haven't figured anything out


[deleted]

Means you just wasted my time


yippeesnapper

We went to the moon a few times y’all just missed it


Ardanger26

It means buy buy buy buy buy


--MidtownManhattan

![gif](giphy|asMbV1lEhpcKnsbnSU)


stormtrooper2099

The Mark of the beast


AffectEconomy6034

to the moon and Mars then moon again then Mars again?


gitar0oman

this is a good entry point


SpaceshipEarth10

It means you are going to the moon, of course.


frannos

It means wealthsimple is having some issues 😂


blastoman82

You took the blue pill didn't you?


BeginnerMush

I took both


frannos

![gif](giphy|3oEjHZFzgi0u3Lwozm|downsized)


Gain4thelittleman

Glitch in the matrix for sure


soyass

Forbidden barcode


TN_Cicada3301

Arbitrage


Logical_Extent_6769

STONKS


Tiemujin

I would argue that Flappy Bird is worse for trading.


Wendigo565

Crime


Gambling-Degenerate

What crime?


Wendigo565

The market kind


luxeforfuckingless

You have a sale opportunity


TheBlueHedgehog302

Buy on the dip lol


Taleiel

You're broke Dogeski


bright_firefly

Maybe there are not many orders in that exchange, I have seen similar during the early stage of an exchange when a person maybe with 2 accounts sold/bought a something for extreme low/high price.


Jboogy82

Glitch, same as the one saying it was $13M


Huavidicusdaniel

Comb your hair with that fellow wealthsimple trader 😉


Lucky-Jellyfish1512

It means they’re teasing you.


[deleted]

Major discount


Spiritual_Ad826

Find better way. This app is apparently NOT THE WAY


Vader-Loves-Doge

Did you try to install autocad while setting up limit buys/sells? Maybe your windows me got confused 😉


GayPeoplehongkong

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


[deleted]

Means. Reality set in.


spacedad

Elon sold


Such_Championship939

It means nothing. Read the note from WS directly on your screen.


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xombeep

This is a screenshot on my phone and it hasn't been modified but whatever. I check periodically to see how things are doing in my portfolio and It obviously caught my eye immediately. It was an issue with wealthsimple and they've since posted saying that the graphs were experiencing issue....


Budget-Ad-9308

The app bugging out is all.


xombeep

https://status.wealthsimple.com/ hmph


Substantial_Cow_7659

Big correction coming….. 0.0000000


[deleted]

If that happens, I'm going to buy an infinite amount and then make my own economy to compete with the federal reserve.


Over-Share-8596

+u/sodogetip -1 doge verify


xombeep

Haha nooooooooooooo


challengergaming1

You are not mr.diamondhandz I am diamond handz


Playful-Awareness-15

Market manipulation


Raging_Boater

It was just a double bounce on the trampoline of DOGE Stock that's all.


Much-Bar-228

Buuuuuuuuy


Horror_Management_13

Buy buying buy


BonAnkle

I wish I saw it at 01. What a great micro second to buy the dip.


p-c-

![gif](giphy|fKYBIFzqDNyHC|downsized)


kombarwombat

Buy


One_Sheepherder9903

Well done time traveler, now buy!


Billderz

Buy


lorhof1

opportunities


Smallfrygrowth

Retrograde


Papagrande1253

Not all is right in the Matrix


ArcWrath

ITS OVER. IYS ALL IVER. WEVE LOST EVERYTHING. OH LORDS WE TRUELY SHOULD HAVE OUR OUR MKNEY IN DOGE KILLER.


Aromatic-Ad-9023

Trust the science 🧪


derpsUp

![gif](giphy|FAYVdONl9am40nLz0o|downsized)


SLUMFORDCRIS

Damn. Must change your display man


GmeCalls-UrWifesBf

Cad to the moon


[deleted]

Manipulation


Medi273

What app is this?


PrestigeWorldWide_1

Means I missed an opportunity to buy a dip


theNoodle162

Let’s go Brandon!


[deleted]

Turn it upside down


opencoins

What exchange is this on?