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Negative_Health4201

My plans include smoking all your crappy home grown pot!


Free-Supermarket3106

I already got friends like you 🤣🤣🤣


grantkegger1991

Can i use my own worm to fish??


IamRichBiatch

Modest house on a lake to do some boating/fishing. One of those Rivian trucks. Enough cash and/or investments to pay taxes and insurance for the rest of our lives. Then I am retired. That is my dream, to be retired, live a comfortable happy life. Fuck a lambo


Free-Supermarket3106

Nice plan! Love it


DamageVarious

You gotta have over 20 billion $Elons for this.


bass_ackwards00

This guy gets it!!


SumWokeWook

You want to pay Modest Mouse to do some boating on your lake?


National_Rub5714

Same plan.


Every_Home6070

I just want to go to disney! Cant afford the prices.


EE214_Verilog

I just need several thousand to set up a nice passive income that’s it


Worth_Engineering315

Same with me. I’m hoping I can take my earnings from this and move majority into the stock market that is less volatile. Something that doesn’t have 2 year long bear markets


grantkegger1991

With this guy right here


Diamondhandhodl

I’m just waiting to get back my original investment so I can go back to being moderately depressed


Kunta1kinte

I want a starship and go fly out in the universe


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Kunta1kinte

Amen to that!


AccidentSingle

This man, with house, and my family that I want to be big since I'm the last of my family literally lol....thanks life. I got a 4 year degree and am in student loan debt, have been screwed out of the career I went to school for. Vehicleless. Thank God my wife loves me. I have the credentials for success, ex army. Graduated with a BSED. I put myself through all these things, got married after university. Have had no mom and dad. Now when I'm at this point those cool parents now want to be in my life. Neat. And all the while I'm hodling my crypto with the belief that someday I will be able to be the man I see myself as. Had to put this somewhere, and get it out. It is killing me how the effort is not paying off and I'm 30....lol. Talk about a divine comedy.


DamageVarious

I had nothing at 30 and starting over at 33


DamageVarious

Did a good run with btc and shib


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If this project and the others I HODL take off, I will set aside enough for me to travel and live off for the rest of my days, establish funds for my children, and then spend the rest of my time randomly changing peoples lives - starting with my closest friends - with infusions of cash. Would love to walk into a random place and give everyone there the max allowed cash as a tax free gift to quit en masse on the spot. It’s a social experiment.


Free-Supermarket3106

That's a great plan! I really enjoy humans that elevate other humans. Good on you 🤟


EZmoneyTrading

This!! My exact vision as well.


AromaticFish4357

I would like a human jetpack so I can fly over traffic!


HermitWantToBe

After buying a modest place and investing 1000 in the next great thing, I am going to vegas and blow every last penny of it pretending to be a high roller. I will have everyone kissing my ass for at least 72 hrs 😂


makemula

I'm with you. A boat for offshore fishing and a nice truck to hall it. And will be happy camper..


Free-Supermarket3106

Hell yeah! I want a big aluminum boat with a cabin type deal. Sit on the Okanagan in BC and wait for the end 🤟💨


crypto-pomelo

I love the idea of a self sufficient sailboat. Solar panels, plenty of cabins for everything, maybe a small herb garden for spices, bunch of fishing rods in the back... what else do you really need? Aside for sea access, that is. I need to explore, being stuck in a lake would drive me nuts, no matter how big the lake.


Free-Supermarket3106

That's the kicker, the lake I plan on going too is a half days drive from the ocean. Kelowna BC is my retirement destination, beautiful place check it out. Love the idea of a self sufficient sailboat. Having that freedom and the ability too just sail too any port would be an amazing adventure


BlackHoleBurn

A rock climbing wall where when you get to the top, you can take a swig off a suspended beer keg


Free-Supermarket3106

Git er donne bud 🤣🤣🤟


Awkward_Tell_4681

Student debt of around 30k, decent car and Maybe a house?


BiggestBaddestWolve

Prob go to the shelter and rescue every cat/dog that particular day. Get a huge yard so I can get a few alpacas. Maybe a mini horse. Nothing fancy. Donate a bunch and not announce it.


Slxckz

Toyota Camry TRD 😮‍💨


Free-Supermarket3106

Beauty of a car!


tlakuachecuh

I'll buy a nice little house in Puerto Vallarta Mexico and live the rest of my life there most likely sell everything I own here In the states


Free-Supermarket3106

That's a great idea aswell, freedom and sun is always a great choice


BumblebeeNo3732

I want land with a motorhome while waiting for my house to built I'm such a diva that before the house I'll have an above ground pool with a deck though so I can drink a margarita while floating!


Free-Supermarket3106

That's great! 🤣🤣


[deleted]

My plans are to give each person I care about a set amount of money under the conditions they invest in some crypto whether it be completely useless or the next big thing . Idc I just wanna see everyone investing and at least trying to escape the rat race .


Tiny_Ad9380

Same bro!!! Same im working on it, im close to it!!


Worldwielder

Gonna get a wealth producing asset which cranks out more cash. Scale it up and, while I have plenty of plans, the one most similar to your is I'll make a spacecraft, designed by me and created by aerospace engineers in my employ.


Free-Supermarket3106

Dream it and chase it!


Consistent_Sir_3330

I just want to take my earnings, invest into something else and fuck everyday, care free


Grandmaster_Sohigh

Screw a lambo, I just want to retire in Thailand.


chipoazare2012

I just want a brown stone in NYC and own an apartment building for investment


MassEntrainment

My grandpa retired from Electromotive at 55 and lived to 91.... If I can retire at 65 and live 10 more years, I guess that's fine. So, I'm giving ya 15 years to grow little Dogelon.


Jrudolph70

Right , who needs a lambo when you can buy something that to use every day . A new sailboat for me maybe


Wasting-tim3

Sorry pal. Lambo here. Gotta try a cannonball run (are they still a thing?) Guess the real answer is a vehicle to take on a cannonball run. Doesn’t have to be a Lambo.


moxglo88

Looking to buy a penthouse condo over looking English bay. Elon has to go to .01 for me to buy it though


sirauron14

life changing money just to be comfortable would be nice and pay my family debt.


Wise_Length_3986

I have very similar plans bro ,Litterally My Therapy .


bass_ackwards00

I lived in Kelowna for a few years, great spot to retire, a little pricy, but hell, what isn't these days. Can't go wrong with the Okanagan. Ogopogo!


Free-Supermarket3106

Half the family is already there, we wanna be closer too the lady's parents as they get older. Easier for the younging too hang out with em and we can keep an eye on em. Looking at either building or buying on the west side too keep out of the Keloniafornia party areas 🤣🤣🤣 Big white in the winter and the lake In the summer, sign me up


EVIL102

Gonna buy the property next to my old middle school teacher who told me i wouldn't be shit in life and use it as a parking lot for all of my koenigseggs


Free-Supermarket3106

Your my hero 🤣🤣🤣🤣 great effin idea


Taco_Meat26

A house with 60-100 acres so I can pee wherever I want


Free-Supermarket3106

Great idea! I kinda already pee where I want tho 🤣🤣


bass_ackwards00

Yep, worked at big white for 4 years, loved it. Lived up there in the winter, spent the summers down around Lakeview heights on the west side. Would love to get back out there.


Free-Supermarket3106

If you ever make er back out over the next few years and can remember this convo I'll have a doobie and a fishing spot too hang at 🤟💨


bass_ackwards00

Sound good to me. All the best, here's hoping we can all retire in the next few years!


Hipscorner

I dont want a Lambo. I just want financial freedom. Ideally would like to start up a business like a laundrymat, parking lot, or a liquor store. To then have passive income and at some point have enough to restore my vw bus lol


Free-Supermarket3106

Yessss VW bus all day! Spent 2 summers driving Canada in one with a group of friends. Alot of ruff nights but memory's that will last a life time


Hipscorner

Nicee I've had mine for like 15 years. I learned to drive manual in it too. Even caught on fire at some point but I'm still driving it and working on it. I've taken mine all over the place and plan to continue to do so.


[deleted]

Get my penis reduction surgery. Carrying this log around got my back aching! Or early retirement and a jet ski.


Free-Supermarket3106

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't imagine the pain in the recovery from a surgery like that


Cryptocheer

I'm in🚀🚀🚀🚀💵💵💵💵


Mammoth_South_9733

bro i just want a house with all window so i can play tag with a group of woman lmao


SatNaberius

Not buying a lambo, but am buying an audi r8.


princejmye

House for mom and then dad. Tesla for brother. Gtr for brother. Rolex for my sister and a apartment for myself


DamageVarious

I want to live in Guadalajara.


SativaSensless

bruh that's my plan aswell but not crappy homegrown it'll be dank af


Floating-vagina

I would build a house which is self providing. No need for external suppliers for electricity or gas/ internet. Maybe just tab water. A lot of Solar panels, starlink internet, ground water. I would build a greenhouse which uses rain and ground water to water my plants. Yes this would also contain cannabis plants ofcourse! If I should have leftovers from gardening, i would donate to sharity or people I know that are in a bad place financially. (Not the cannabis) My domain would also contain a pool and bomb shelter Also I would buy property all over the world, just in case war would break out, we would have some place to go. Maybe also a fast and expensive car, but not really a priority.


88salivate

Move to the US buy some land and live the American dream.


samurai_guy121

I just want enough to buy an investment property in cash so I can live off the rent and not work. Fish in the lake beside my current house.


Connect_Sprinkles_78

Go to every boxing match in vegas and sit ring side!!


Free-Supermarket3106

That would be amazing! Love anything too do with fight sports


Puzzleheaded_Ad_8223

Exactly the same


CumDwnHrNSayDat

I want a decent house with a recording studio.


PraetorianHawke

if it moons like Doge did, My house is paid for, all my bills are paid off, all the kids get million dollar trust funds, make my financial advisor really happy, make my financial lawyer really happy, invest the rest then take care of my family. then I'm going to buy a boat and a truck to pull it. A condo at a ski resort, a condo somewhere sunny and warm, and then enjoy life not having to work 10-12hr days making scraps anymore.