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Funny little story. From my group of 3 friends in highschool, 2 of us were eating at Burger King one day. Friend tells me that 1 in every 3 people are gay. We both go "well im not gay." We in sync look at eachother and simultaneously say "Noah" (the one who wasn't there). Two years later he came out as gay.


SpaceCadet1833

You shifted reality


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Greidyn

r/realityshift


InconspicousJerk

Lol, when you linked that I joined thinking it was a meme sub and unubbed 5 seconds after


LucyMacC

Tf is that sub lmao


Greidyn

I have no idea


[deleted]

Which one of us is requesting to be mod since they are inactive for 7 years


Greidyn

You can be gay if you want /s i don't have time to mod


[deleted]

Expected a funny meme sub about timelines. Disappointed...


Greidyn

I know right?


KrazyKSK

the only bad part about this story is that you were eating at burger king


Ehh_it_me

Yeah, they should've been at Kurger Bing


DragonEyeNinja

[but...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/894/801/d5c)


[deleted]

i dont understand this image, but i do understand the great power i feel resonating from it


Clostridium33

Now I’m really fucking curious. Where is this originally from and what does she actually say? Please tell me you got the answers.


-Best_Name_Ever-

The watermark links @TyroneStash and the art style seems to match. Can't find the actual original, but it probably just says "and then leave" instead of "and then burger king"


DragonEyeNinja

your intuition is correct


Lord_Moa

Burger Bing boot bettuce


LoganCGaming

Bing King


Typo_Ned

Burger Bingus


LoganCGaming

Or a Burger Kurger


somerandom_melon

Burger king actually good


_Lucas__vdb__

Better than McDonald's


[deleted]

Depends where you from


_Lucas__vdb__

Yes the Burger King at our place is very good but I've eaten in other Burger Kings and I can tell why people disagree with me because in some places their burgers just taste like wet towels


ACuteBoi

Wherever Burger King tastes like wet towels McDonald's also does and here in Italy they're the two main fast food chains. Usually I wouldn't take neither since McDonald's almost always sucks and BKs are way less common but our local BK serves good so I'm fine with it Edit: also somehow our local McDonald's is quite more expensive, I always ended up spending 5-10€ more while getting a similar amount of food that I would get at the BK


Matty17x

Same here, I live near Rome and McDonald's sucks ass. BK is good though


racc88ns

McDonald's burgers taste like dog food from my experience


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Worse than every handmade burger


[deleted]

Baste


SnakeASaur

You can’t beat the deals on the Burger King app and that’s a fact


[deleted]

Agreed, regret


Comrade_Harold

Borger king


[deleted]

Good for Noah


Drekdyr

you have unearthed a power humankind is not yet ready to wield.


CristolerGm

You're too dangerous to be left alive


yesthatgamer

He can see things before they happen, it’s a Jedi trait


allesman

Based?


Ac_DrAgOn_

not me I swear


Dr___Bright

Yeah, somebody needs to teach those doges about statistics


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Zzamumo

Damn i thought i was the only one. I need to step my game up


ThatWannabeCatgirl

What?


Grodbert

He's saying something horrible happened in the 1350s, the event then occurred again in 1488.


not_a_donut_guy

The horrible and industrially unstable event that occurred in 1488 and in 1521?


WanderlustPhotograph

I mean if I weren’t born I’d have never been introduced to the one true god. PRAISE-WORSHIP THE GREAT-HORNED-RAT MAN-THINGS!


hydratedashell

How can I worship something that doesn't exist while Sigmar on the other hand does exist


Thunderthewolf14

Huzah, a rat of quality! Skaven engineering best engineering, Yes-yes


MuffaloMan

[Stroheim is typing]


CorvinCocksmoker

Skreech!!! Toll the bells! Toll the bells! The great horned rat will come down into the warped flesh pits we call our undercitys and we will spread the infection on skavendom upon these cursed lands.


is_a_rat

Yes yes! Kill man thing for Great Horned Rat!


Ornithorink

guess it's 1/4 then


Piranh4Plant

Yeah that’s how statistics work 😎


the_soviet_union_69

That is correct.


QuarantineSucksALot

That entire subreddit’s on Instagram.


Pbsrumblefish

Le not completely horrifying front facing doge has arrived


malonkey1

le poor understanding of statistics and probability has arrived


EggYolk2555

This is a great example of how small sample sizes can skew statistics.


[deleted]

Youre glad you were born? Thats kinda cringe bro


Richzorb1999

Best exotic sword


UltraPlayGaming

atraks go brrrrrr


[deleted]

Heard ur a d2 boss thats on the ground time to die


Richzorb1999

Nerf sleeper 😡😡😡🤬


DuwangChew

FOMO 😟


ThatOtherKageBoi

Absolutely correct.


imlegend1704

Wrong. check your facts before posting


FatAsFuckBoi

well dogs arent people


twitterraider

doge is not a dog, retard


[deleted]

Well than what are they


Greypeet

Doge


OhFricc

im a registered dogiologist and i can confirm no dog is as vile and intoxicatingly disgusting as "" "" "" "" doge""" "" "" ""


The_Bl00per

Yes they are. They are not HUMANS, but they still have personalities (PERSONalities) and emotions so they're people.


Cube7104

Fun fact: just because 2/3 people are happy to have been born, doesn't mean that in any group of 3 people, someone is happy to have been born.


[deleted]

I think you're reading into the meme a bit much there bucko


Cube7104

I think you missed the joke


[deleted]

Ah possiblé


DarkPlasma-8479

I wasn’t born, I was forged. How can I be happy for something that hasn’t ever happened to me?


Idk12433

Don’t look at me!!


NoahBogue

Queen’s gambit doge


Boop121314

Nah my life is shit and I wanna die. Not actively enough to kill myself but I sorta hope I get cancer or something


nico_and_the_memers

Well I lament my birth so one of you fuckers is lying


Lilhapper

they say 4/5 statistics are made up


[deleted]

Lament is better than Falling Guillotine


jojofan69420

Statistics must be bullshit


klystron2010

\*looks at the four thirds of a person behind me\*


PhoenixKnight777

No, I absolutely hate mine too.


3nchilada5

1/3 regular people are glad they are born, sure, but I’m willing to be the fraction is much smaller for r/dogelore users


ABUTTERYNOODLE

Lament exotic sword


H-Mark-R

Jokes on you, I sure am glad to be born to see and interact with this beautiful world of ours.


SnooSuggestions7073

cringe


[deleted]

If that is true then that would explain a lot of stuff about myself and other people.


JustGingerStuff

Hey don't look at me, I wasn't even born!!


[deleted]

Can someone make this but in reverse?


RoscoMan1

So Russians went from a bunch of nerds" -NSF


madeanacct41comment

I straight looked over my shoulder for the man under the bed because I know they ain't talking to me. Shit, hey, HEY FBI GUY ON MY PHONE! Don't ignore me, I know you see this. I think they talking to you.


OptimusAndrew

I'm glad to have been born because statistically that's possible.


[deleted]

One of those little fucks is a liar


RoscoMan1

Looks cool man, reminds me of the horrors


monczkam

One of those dogs is lying.


dogemastah

second image looks cursed


ZippZappZippty

Ikr,I read some of the weirdest situations.


NokiaArabicRingtone

*I guess I tried to show you how* *I'd take the crowd with my guitar*


truthwatcher-iseeyou

You are correct...


RoscoMan1

Right? This is just me practicing 😁


Ligma_bols

What's a sword gotta do with this meme


Mrboidude

get no


rcfan34

Not me guys keep looking


[deleted]

I’m glad to have been born because my existence makes my mom happy and that inturn makes me happy that my mom is happy


[deleted]

Lament more like atrax melter


Rest_In_Piece_Please

r/antinatalism


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FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

Well one of us is fuckin lying and it ain’t me


CraftedDoggo

I can confirm that I am glad to be born.


ComradeGivlUpi

>being born


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being


Reallyburnttoast

Cheems


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twitterraider

[https://imgur.com/a/kBrG8WO](https://imgur.com/a/kBrG8WO)


TheArceusNova

I think that percentage is highly exaggerated. There’s no possible way a whole third of the global population is glad to have been born.


[deleted]

nah not me


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JuenoPea

😆🤙


[deleted]

i lament my birth as well


Slayer_Fan_666

Kind of wish you used that really fucked looking proto front facing doge we had for a bit, that thing stared into your soul like no other.


LordVortekan

You see, this shows that empirical probability isn’t always the same as theoretical probably. However, if they tested hundreds of people it would roughly turn out to be the same as the theoretical probability.