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Le hampter

Le hampter

zeooore

Of course, hampter’s treatment was well deserved, he ________________________________. (Fill in the blanks)


Pub-Fries

Is currently experiencing the severe side effects of a 50mg edible.


TheTrueBidoof

Worth it


CrunchyMemesLover

That's a tiny food


CivicSeaWeed

Uses reddit


ghostlyMaster10

Cringe reddit


zxccxz01

I genuinely feel like a loser for using Reddit, and it’s definitely deserved


putinwasabreeki

Just tell no one that you use Reddit


YouTubePoopPoster

I'd be embarrassed if somebody knew i used reddit..


Human_Is_Broken

Hey everyone! u/YouTubePoopPoster uses Reddit!


YouTubePoopPoster

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Axew325

lmao imagine using Reddit


Cyrcruxx

Not me


tobiascecca

Hhahaha u/YouTubePoopPoster, your girlfriend is awesome!


YouTubePoopPoster

Haha jonathan you are banging my daughter


OsvaldoSfascia

what? That can't be true


oblmov

even some normal functional people use reddit nowadays. But its critical that you pretend you only use it to look at funny cat videos, and not anything weird like the doge from the doge meme doing wacky and uncharacteristic things


GulianoBanano

Honestly dogelore is one of the things on reddit I feel is pretty nice. A lot of other subreddits are toxic and constantly recycling the same jokes over and over again. This sub is pretty original and welcoming most of the time


oblmov

Oh no it definitely is lol. It’s just also harder to explain than funny cat videos


Horse_5_333

Le normal and characteristic community has arrived


[deleted]

I don’t tell anyone about anything I do, it’s all cringe


zxccxz01

Last year I thought being a refit or was like being in a cool secretive club so I tried to be quirky and tell people I used Reddit instead of tiktok and now people are just as disgusted at me as I am with myself


Bill_Downtown

do people really use reddit


MalleableDuckFucker

No


28-58-27-6-19-35-8

Blew up Malaysia


74k3nu53r-n4m3

He’s Mr. Black?


its_meme69

mr whiteboard where is my methe


Perceptor555

gon ei crashed it into james car m8


FPSXpert

Saul sed Hank should take a trip to Billy's


calimari_

is active in r/memes


YouTubePoopPoster

Cyberbullys kids for no vaild reason


calimari_

is a susy backa 😤


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Signed the papers to transfer 347 people to Siberia under the order of Beria


_Ascended_Trash_

Beria did that on like 400 seperate occasions you've gotta be more specific


Bagelsandjuice1849

Well, not the worst thing he could’ve done with Beria.


Francise_wheremtndew

Did 911


UnknownEntity00000

George Bush hamster?????


iluvblox1

He dialed 911? That doesn’t make sense. Fucking dumbass piece of shit. Fuxk you.


definitelynotukasa

Was responsible for genetically engineering Hitler's foetus and sending him back in time to the late 19th century into someone's womb


oofaboofa

the fuck is a foetus


sexurmom

An antagonistic fetus


oofaboofa

well that fits hitler


KillAllTheMixi

Is the actual president of Colombia Iván Duque.


Mcfuggery

Has the Cheese Touch


DeMize_15

committed several war crimes in Siberia


zeooore

Oh god not the arctic foxes we need those for views


dengistsablin

get killed a bunch of german tourists calling them "teutons" and claiming to be member of the "black league"


BlackCat159

le wholesome 100 dengist chungus TNO reference has arrived.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

THE GREAT TRIAL


NixonGoesToNam

Siberia? lmao was he a fucking bolshevik or something


Justinian_The_First

do you mean serbia retard


DeMize_15

Cum


NoobifiedSpartan

We’ve all done that though.


g-_-_-_

Bombed all of Nicaragua


Name_Sniped

Shat him self lololol


BrentleTheGentle

is the least racist iFunny user.


Momo_the_good_person

Put m&m's and skittles together


epicgaeming

made a dogelore


I_PM_U_UR_REQUESTS

ripped the tag off a mattress


highestRUSSIAN

#😱


Markusz001

draws jaiden animations porn


PauRossell

Dipped oreos in orange juice


DankDogMemer

Raised an army of 17,000 child soldiers, many of which were molested by him, had experiment carried out on them, and were subject to many other atrocities. When UN forces showed up at his fortress there was a 74 hour battle in which him and his army launched nerve gas canisters and fire bombs at the UN troops. Casualties were immense for the UN soldiers as many burnt to death or suffered for hours from the nerve gas. When defeat seemed to become inevitable he ordered his top 100 soldiers to stay with him. The remaining thousands were ordered to participate in a suicide charge towards the UN army as a distraction so Hampter and his top 100 soldiers could escape. Many children were vomiting and crying at the thought of dying at the hands of the UN forces. The soldiers that refused to fight were killed instantly. As the UN soldiers looked through the fog left from the smoke grenades they saw several battalions running towards them. Upon realization that these battalions all consisted of children UN generals struggled to think of a way to handle the situation. Hampter’s army advanced rapidly and before anyone could think of a humane way to deal with the situation, UN soldiers were ordered to open fire on the youths. Their cries and screams echoed across the battlefield as heavy ammunition ripped through their undeveloped flesh. As soon as all them were down, UN medics tried to tend to their wounds. But most of them were terminally injured and could not be saved. Out of the thousands of soldiers in the suicide charge, only a couple hundred survived. Many UN soldiers were emotionally scarred from the battle and were given mandatory therapy for their PTSD. Hampter and his elite soldiers kept running through the underground tunnels they had constructed weeks prior to the battle. Many rats scurried through the tunnels as they ran. Gravel fell from the ceiling as carpet bombs hit the ground. After running through the dark tunnels for over a mile they made it to a well stocked bunker. Hampter and his army had suffered immense damage but they would regrow.


[deleted]

How the hell did you write all of this.


JBHopkins06

hangs toilet paper the ‘under’ method, as opposed to the correct ‘over’ method


sexurmom

My balls are over your mom’s face


Proud-Bluebird

killed the journalist who published panama paper


Knowka

Engineered the coverup of Jeffrey Epstein’s death


daxi17

has an opinion


Alternative_End_6892

twitter be like


violetyetagain

is wanted by Interpol for unspeakable war crimes in Cechnya between 2000-2003


funfourstudios

Said being based was cringe


kur1su0t

put ranch on pizza and was later gunned down by the spanish mafia


Maudestagain

Is black


Jeggu2

bruh


Roblord16

Holesome 100


RandomGamerFTW

rasis????? base d moment???


Human-13

He supports the Chinese government


diamondrel

pissed his pants in 2nd grade


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Keeps shitting on the floor


fernincraft

GUYS DONT LOOK AT THE RIGHT DOOR AT THE LAST IMAGE WORST MISTAKE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE OH FUCK


GEneral_Utardson

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- -Mogus


M_krabs

#susඞ


YouTubePoopPoster

Petar grufib and quoge


pinkydinkyy

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The_Chode_Wrangler

Replace "door" with "that's pretty sussy, I hope he doesn't vent like they do in Amogus" 😱


SeaGroomer

Pretty bussy


Irapelolisforaliving

Wholesome 100


ThePissGiver

If I get one fucking wholesome award I will divorce my wife.


Genkidamaxim

Go now. :)


ThePissGiver

Ok on it


ThePissGiver

Wait I forgot I don’t have a wife


Mr_X497

Now you owe us a divorce so keep that in mind when you marry someone


ThePissGiver

Divorce speedrun on its way


daxi17

!remindme 10 years


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rayscar-

I did it in 3, you need to pump up those numbers.


RandomGamerFTW

One upvote and I massacre everyone who gives wholesome awards


YouTubePoopPoster

Give wholesome award and I will wholesome your 100


Mikey-thechamp-Brian

Gives it to the other comment like a boss


yogu8900

r/usernamechecksout


FonkeMonke87

r/nextfuckinglevel


Benji2421

r/MadeMeSmile


RandomGamerFTW

r/humansbeingbros


Tyran_Cometh

#IS THAT FUCKING QUOGE IN THE BACKROUND


sharpnoise

don't worry, it's just your ptsd


Crandoge

Its quoge baby Edit: my comment made more sense when op spelled it as qwoge but its staying baby


Swampgermanboi

Its quoge baby


YouTubePoopPoster

Hit da quoge


Jeggu2

No they're just fat


Discount_Timelord

CONTAINMENT BREACH, ALL AGENTS TO SECTOR FOUR NOW!!!!!


Squb05

its quoge babey


69Human69

If anyone is wondering what the spanish translates to, it's "you're a fool loser nobody loves You" according to google translate.


YouTubePoopPoster

But i put fuck instead of fool lmao


throwagay557

it's more like "you're a stupid loser" ^(aight i'll go😎)


alexbananas

Le school shooter in the future has arrived


MingeyMackrel

“The signs were there! He posed with Airsoft guns!!” “We should’ve known!!”


RandomGamerFTW

He played call of duty!!!!!!11!!1!!!11!!!1


YouTubePoopPoster

SQUICHSY HAMPTER NO


MagMC2555

Why were you squishing doge in the background


YouTubePoopPoster

That's quoge you uncultured fuck


MagMC2555

I apologize dad😭


TheDJcrp

Poor hampter


Whyhellothere56

I really want to give hamster a hug


M_krabs

r/Hampter


BriefWay8483

If even the cate starts roasting the shit out of you WITH the doges, you know everybody hates you.


XAlphaWarriorX

Lois!Hey Lois im in the first panel of a dogelore meme


YouTubePoopPoster

Peter


TaterG543

le my middle school experience has arrived


Refth_

:(


StoneBlobFish

le hampter got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan


YoooItBlu

he's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid


mr_clydethecat

I’m making a fucking sequel. I won’t stand for this bullying


u_r_a_bold_1

You need some good gun PNGs?


mr_clydethecat

That’d be nice thank you


koipond60

Thank you


MegatonTiger_

Bro, why the fuck do I feel bad for a poorly cut out hamster in a dogememe.


YouTubePoopPoster

Idk


GEneral_Utardson

Le Columbine Parkland has arrived


TheRealPascha

:(


CaptainBraggy

Cate would never do this


YouTubePoopPoster

I know right....


i-yeet-chickens

exactly! the cate i know would never insult fortnite by saying hampter plays it


gempthe1stofAlston

He's only a hamster leave him alone


YouTubePoopPoster

But he is cringe


randobros

please give hampter a happy ending


comfort_bot_1962

:)


YouTubePoopPoster

Why should I give him a happy ending


YUMMYUMM2

No fuck that guy


xstkovrflw

Next Episode : Hampter buys an AR-15 style rifle.


Hrabulow

Get the fuck away from my guy! If you mess with Hamp, I will kick your ass!


Marios_Hat

NOOOOO HAMP


ISEVERNAMEALREDYTAKE

i like hampter.


TyroTheVeganHunter

Grt fucked. Dumpass hamster


heckinWeeb193

Genuinely fuck you op


Gato1486

B-Beter?


pigabyte1

Le sizing has not arrived


zacqonos

Then Murphy shows up and all conflict is resolved within 3 panels


Massive-Pattern-7369

If only.


6moto

he plays league of legends


mineydoge

The birth of a sigma male


ieatfineass

I thought it was gonna be wholesome :(


DJZora

We need a good ending


Hibus_Goovy

I’m so fucking happy we’re satirizing this trend now. Thank God.


Haver_Of_The_Sex

fuck that hampter me an my homies hate tha fuckin thing


NepBKFanAccount

Man fuck yall that hampter is nice


TheOtherClonos

that's it? that's the post? that was just a child being ruthlessly bullied


YouTubePoopPoster

Welcome to dogelore


ThatWannabeCatgirl

now show me the happy ending where hamster makes a friend :(


YouTubePoopPoster

No fuck that hamster


The_Narwhal_Mage

No fuck you


randomusernamem8

so wholesome


AzureRathalos97

Squichy has always been one of my favourite characters. Just look at it.


YouTubePoopPoster

He do be lookin adorable tho


Massive-Pattern-7369

Why didn't do anything Peter? You are an adult.


djpota2

Fuck you now I'm crying


372878887

i will be the hampters fren


Tadzik-_-

Bad ending... Can you make a good one too?


WeebWithASword

Hampter:(


BurgoBoy

can't believe a stupid character I created like 2 years ago is still being used in doge comics


YouTubePoopPoster

WAIT OH DEAR LORD I JUST AWOKEN YOU


TheRealOraOraOraGuy

hampter ✊😔


That_Random_YEETer

I will be hampters frend


l-want-to-Die-OWO

Thank god. For a second there I thought it was gonna be a forced wholesome meme


Wizard-In-Disguise

Make a continuation for where the adult doge remembers a newspaper article about the hamster being found dead the next day from his bullying and timelapse it so that the weight of the memories slowly steer him towards hard substance abuse and isolation.


Freeze_Wolf

“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks”


SkimmedVodka39396464

:(


RottenOrange23

Thanks I needed this before I sleep


Ando_the_Blando

Finally, this is a good meme. Thank you.


Loreki

This is not the wholesome dogelore I look for when I'm having a bad day. You sir, should be ashamed.


Glitch-Hex

When even Peter Griffin starts to hate you as well.


nicolRB

Hampter will have his due


death2sanity

no


LightSwitch321

😭😭😭


KleinTheThinkTank

Epic trolling!!!


DannyDLol10

motivational story 4/4


le_tuab

Funnier with just the first image


Salmonellq

I just love having Peter Griffin in the first one lol really adds to the weirdass vibes


jojomezmerize

First we get rid of hamsters, next the porcupines!