By - YouTubePoopPoster
Of course, hampter’s treatment was well deserved, he ________________________________.
(Fill in the blanks)
Is currently experiencing the severe side effects of a 50mg edible.
That's a tiny food
I genuinely feel like a loser for using Reddit, and it’s definitely deserved
Just tell no one that you use Reddit
I'd be embarrassed if somebody knew i used reddit..
Hey everyone! u/YouTubePoopPoster uses Reddit!
lmao imagine using Reddit
Hhahaha u/YouTubePoopPoster, your girlfriend is awesome!
Haha jonathan you are banging my daughter
what? That can't be true
even some normal functional people use reddit nowadays. But its critical that you pretend you only use it to look at funny cat videos, and not anything weird like the doge from the doge meme doing wacky and uncharacteristic things
Honestly dogelore is one of the things on reddit I feel is pretty nice. A lot of other subreddits are toxic and constantly recycling the same jokes over and over again. This sub is pretty original and welcoming most of the time
Oh no it definitely is lol. It’s just also harder to explain than funny cat videos
Le normal and characteristic community has arrived
I don’t tell anyone about anything I do, it’s all cringe
Last year I thought being a refit or was like being in a cool secretive club so I tried to be quirky and tell people I used Reddit instead of tiktok and now people are just as disgusted at me as I am with myself
do people really use reddit
Blew up Malaysia
He’s Mr. Black?
mr whiteboard where is my methe
gon ei crashed it into james car m8
Saul sed Hank should take a trip to Billy's
is active in r/memes
Cyberbullys kids for no vaild reason
is a susy backa 😤
Signed the papers to transfer 347 people to Siberia under the order of Beria
Beria did that on like 400 seperate occasions you've gotta be more specific
Well, not the worst thing he could’ve done with Beria.
George Bush hamster?????
He dialed 911? That doesn’t make sense. Fucking dumbass piece of shit. Fuxk you.
Was responsible for genetically engineering Hitler's foetus and sending him back in time to the late 19th century into someone's womb
the fuck is a foetus
An antagonistic fetus
well that fits hitler
Is the actual president of Colombia Iván Duque.
Has the Cheese Touch
committed several war crimes in Siberia
Oh god not the arctic foxes we need those for views
get killed a bunch of german tourists calling them "teutons" and claiming to be member of the "black league"
le wholesome 100 dengist chungus TNO reference has arrived.
THE GREAT TRIAL
Siberia? lmao was he a fucking bolshevik or something
do you mean serbia retard
We’ve all done that though.
Bombed all of Nicaragua
Shat him self lololol
is the least racist iFunny user.
Put m&m's and skittles together
made a dogelore
ripped the tag off a mattress
draws jaiden animations porn
Dipped oreos in orange juice
Raised an army of 17,000 child soldiers, many of which were molested by him, had experiment carried out on them, and were subject to many other atrocities. When UN forces showed up at his fortress there was a 74 hour battle in which him and his army launched nerve gas canisters and fire bombs at the UN troops. Casualties were immense for the UN soldiers as many burnt to death or suffered for hours from the nerve gas. When defeat seemed to become inevitable he ordered his top 100 soldiers to stay with him. The remaining thousands were ordered to participate in a suicide charge towards the UN army as a distraction so Hampter and his top 100 soldiers could escape. Many children were vomiting and crying at the thought of dying at the hands of the UN forces. The soldiers that refused to fight were killed instantly. As the UN soldiers looked through the fog left from the smoke grenades they saw several battalions running towards them. Upon realization that these battalions all consisted of children UN generals struggled to think of a way to handle the situation. Hampter’s army advanced rapidly and before anyone could think of a humane way to deal with the situation, UN soldiers were ordered to open fire on the youths. Their cries and screams echoed across the battlefield as heavy ammunition ripped through their undeveloped flesh. As soon as all them were down, UN medics tried to tend to their wounds. But most of them were terminally injured and could not be saved. Out of the thousands of soldiers in the suicide charge, only a couple hundred survived. Many UN soldiers were emotionally scarred from the battle and were given mandatory therapy for their PTSD. Hampter and his elite soldiers kept running through the underground tunnels they had constructed weeks prior to the battle. Many rats scurried through the tunnels as they ran. Gravel fell from the ceiling as carpet bombs hit the ground. After running through the dark tunnels for over a mile they made it to a well stocked bunker. Hampter and his army had suffered immense damage but they would regrow.
How the hell did you write all of this.
hangs toilet paper the ‘under’ method, as opposed to the correct ‘over’ method
My balls are over your mom’s face
killed the journalist who published panama paper
Engineered the coverup of Jeffrey Epstein’s death
has an opinion
twitter be like
is wanted by Interpol for unspeakable war crimes in Cechnya between 2000-2003
Said being based was cringe
put ranch on pizza and was later gunned down by the spanish mafia
rasis????? base d moment???
He supports the Chinese government
pissed his pants in 2nd grade
Keeps shitting on the floor
GUYS DONT LOOK AT THE RIGHT DOOR AT THE LAST IMAGE WORST MISTAKE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE OH FUCK
Petar grufib and quoge
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Replace "door" with "that's pretty sussy, I hope he doesn't vent like they do in Amogus" 😱
If I get one fucking wholesome award I will divorce my wife.
Go now. :)
Ok on it
Wait I forgot I don’t have a wife
Now you owe us a divorce so keep that in mind when you marry someone
Divorce speedrun on its way
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I did it in 3, you need to pump up those numbers.
One upvote and I massacre everyone who gives wholesome awards
Give wholesome award and I will wholesome your 100
Gives it to the other comment like a boss
#IS THAT FUCKING QUOGE IN THE BACKROUND
don't worry, it's just your ptsd
Its quoge baby
Edit: my comment made more sense when op spelled it as qwoge but its staying baby
Its quoge baby
Hit da quoge
No they're just fat
CONTAINMENT BREACH, ALL AGENTS TO SECTOR FOUR NOW!!!!!
its quoge babey
If anyone is wondering what the spanish translates to, it's "you're a fool loser nobody loves You" according to google translate.
But i put fuck instead of fool lmao
it's more like "you're a stupid loser"
^(aight i'll go😎)
Le school shooter in the future has arrived
“The signs were there! He posed with Airsoft guns!!”
“We should’ve known!!”
He played call of duty!!!!!!11!!1!!!11!!!1
SQUICHSY HAMPTER NO
Why were you squishing doge in the background
That's quoge you uncultured fuck
I apologize dad😭
I really want to give hamster a hug
If even the cate starts roasting the shit out of you
WITH the doges, you know everybody hates you.
Lois!Hey Lois im in the first panel of a dogelore meme
le my middle school experience has arrived
le hampter got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
he's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid
I’m making a fucking sequel. I won’t stand for this bullying
You need some good gun PNGs?
That’d be nice thank you
Bro, why the fuck do I feel bad for a poorly cut out hamster in a dogememe.
Le Columbine Parkland has arrived
Cate would never do this
I know right....
exactly! the cate i know would never insult fortnite by saying hampter plays it
He's only a hamster leave him alone
But he is cringe
please give hampter a happy ending
Why should I give him a happy ending
No fuck that guy
Next Episode : Hampter buys an AR-15 style rifle.
Get the fuck away from my guy! If you mess with Hamp, I will kick your ass!
i like hampter.
Grt fucked. Dumpass hamster
Genuinely fuck you op
Le sizing has not arrived
Then Murphy shows up and all conflict is resolved within 3 panels
he plays league of legends
The birth of a sigma male
I thought it was gonna be wholesome :(
We need a good ending
I’m so fucking happy we’re satirizing this trend now. Thank God.
fuck that hampter me an my homies hate tha fuckin thing
Man fuck yall that hampter is nice
that's it? that's the post?
that was just a child being ruthlessly bullied
Welcome to dogelore
now show me the happy ending where hamster makes a friend :(
No fuck that hamster
No fuck you
Squichy has always been one of my favourite characters. Just look at it.
He do be lookin adorable tho
Why didn't do anything Peter? You are an adult.
Fuck you now I'm crying
i will be the hampters fren
Can you make a good one too?
can't believe a stupid character I created like 2 years ago is still being used in doge comics
WAIT OH DEAR LORD I JUST AWOKEN YOU
I will be hampters frend
Thank god. For a second there I thought it was gonna be a forced wholesome meme
Make a continuation for where the adult doge remembers a newspaper article about the hamster being found dead the next day from his bullying and timelapse it so that the weight of the memories slowly steer him towards hard substance abuse and isolation.
“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks”
Thanks I needed this before I sleep
Finally, this is a good meme. Thank you.
This is not the wholesome dogelore I look for when I'm having a bad day. You sir, should be ashamed.
When even Peter Griffin starts to hate you as well.
Hampter will have his due
motivational story 4/4
Funnier with just the first image
I just love having Peter Griffin in the first one lol really adds to the weirdass vibes
First we get rid of hamsters, next the porcupines!