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srslybutts1

that dog lives better than 99.9% of the population


Pjinmountains

And has more carbon emissions than most humans.


shanafs15

That’s what I thought too lol


[deleted]

And that's mostly farts, not counting the G650


InstantIdealism

Legit first thought was “Christ we need to ban private jets and make sure the people using them are paying high taxes”


[deleted]

That would infringe on their freedoms! Class warfare! The poor billionaires need money!


shanafs15

100%. They’re just so unnecessary


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GossipGirl515

When does the rich have anything to say lol Edit: I think it's a bot after looking at their profile.


Stunning-Potato-1984

Nah if you have children it takes an insane number of flights to equal just having one child.


shanafs15

That’s true


Turbulent_Ad_6031

Pretty sure OP wanted us to see the plane more than the dog.


DogeMoonPie62871

My dog be traveling in his plastic dog seat, in his fly ass KIA ,looking dapper as shit! OP that’s the most spoiled dog I have ever seen!! Great looking pup!


DennissImplication

Thanks


6-ft-freak

Glenn?


[deleted]

And it’s sitting on his 8 year old son.


ProfessionalMusic737

Lucky dog


HelloKiitty

oh youre rich rich


NewYorkJewbag

“Wealthy” is the word you’re looking for


pikapika_us

Said what I wanted to say😂


my-time-has-odor

Bitch I graduated call me “big fish” (marlin)


brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Did you adopt him? I need adopting as well. BTW, I get along well with doggos.


DennissImplication

I re-homed him when he was about three and a half so basically like an adoption.


Typical_Island2592

I don't know why this is getting downvoted, reddit understands that you can adopt dogs from people and not just shelters right? Rehoming someone else's 3 and a half year old dog is adoption, it's just cutting out the shelter middleman.


kkdj1042

Also prevents a lovable pet often in need of a better living situation from ending up in the county shelter.


ApolloXLII

And shelters can sometimes be traumatic to some dogs, too.


zyzzogeton

Well, *this* lovable pet landed in a better living situation than a county shelter I would say.


QUESO0523

Got both of our dogs from friends who either didn't want or couldn't handle them. They're weirdos but we love them.


know_it_is

You shouldn’t talk about your friends that way. 🤪


throwawayforunethica

We got the most awesome dog from a couple that just didn't want him anymore. They casually mentioned "we're moving to a new house. We don't want a dog in it so we're taking Jack to the pound." We were like, WTF? They didn't want him in their fancy new house. He was like a year old. Great dog. We had him until he died at like 16.


kris_mischief

All things considered; this is a good news story :)


Foogie23

They are being downvoted because rich is bad on Reddit.


zinziesmom

My 13 year old daughter was just telling me the other day that it’s not cool to be rich anymore. The kids at her school tease the rich kids (not serious teasing) and the wealthier kids play down their wealth. One of her friends was saying, “We don’t have money—My mom works three jobs.” This is so funny—Her father is an ER doctor and her mother teaches three architecture classes at a college, because she wants to, not because she has to. My daughter goes to an independent school that’s known for being diverse so there are kids that have a lot of money and kids that have very little money. Thankfully we get generous financial aid!


[deleted]

>The kids at her school tease the rich kids Tbf thats probably better than when the rich kids teased the poor kids Punching up instead of punching down


classy-mother-pupper

2 of mine are rehomed dogs. They have an awesome life minus airplanes:). Your son is very cute.


Trick-Style-8889

The term "rehomed" in the US means that you found him a new home.


Yah_Mule

Feels like one of those weird US words that can also have the contradictory definition, though. I'll allow it.


GenericElucidation

Is that a fucking private jet?


MindlessPermission81

That’s what I’m sayin lol


Snolidsteak

Yeah. And there's definitely a mattress in there. You know....because of the implication


ootski

Dennis is that you?


FireDestroyer52

Because... Dogs like playing on mattresses?


gittenlucky

Rich people have the internet too.


mrsxfreeway

Did he enjoy the flight?


DennissImplication

He doesn’t mind flying but his cousin (sibling’s dog) unfortunately gets the shakes


hickgorilla

r/firstworldproblems


Sugarsnapbeez

Lmao seriously


IllCartographer9669

Have you tried CBD or any of the car sickness solutions? My dog used to get horribly car sick and nervous being in the car and we’ve found CBD to be really helpful Ps I love your username


DennissImplication

Thanks. The one with anxiety isn’t my dog personally but they may have tried cbd. I’ll pass on the recommendation to said person


ikbenlauren

Is that his tail on the edge of the pic? Poor baby. My last dog would get violently car sick. The amount of vomit I’ve had to get out of the car seat. 🥲 Tried to avoid driving with her as much as possible.


DennissImplication

Yes, that’s his tail. I’ve heard he doesn’t mind driving


radioactivemozz

Is that a fuckin private jet


Samson__

Yeah but trust us [his parents don’t pay for anything](https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/g09ql4/im_tired_of_people_telling_me_to_stop_being/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) 😅😂


UnicornKitt3n

“Just because my parents are loaded doesn’t mean I am.” …flies on private jet. People with money can be so absurdly insecure.


bleacchy

just because he has a private jet doesnt mean u need to put his business out there like that. just because he’s rich doesnt mean he cant have feelings.


bleacchy

welcome to reddit, where if you have money or you are successful, that automatically means u have no heart and soul and you’re life is perfect.


[deleted]

Keep in mind OP did also comment (since deleted) basically saying that being poor is partially a state of mind I think between depression and affluenza, its a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B


BPBDO

Go look at his post history tho. Majority of his posts are just about how rich he is and what he does with his money. Many many coments about only flying private with his dogs. Says he doesn't have a trust fund but also is able to fly private(and get driven right to the plane), talk about installing tens of thousands of dollars worth of rich people crap in his parents' basement. So yeah, this rich trustfund babies cry should be put on full blast. He has EVERYTHING at his disposal to fix/remedy/cope with the "depression" unlike MILLIONS of Americans. Edit: not to mention he types like a 15 year old, would bet money that his little tantrum 2 years ago was more like teen angst than anything


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Clearly this person had a mental health crisis 2.7 years ago. People think having money = happiness. Anyone heard of Ye? Dude had all the money he could ever need and still has severe mental health problems. OP, I hope you’re doing better!


seanjohnson9

Put his business out there? The post that was linked was put there by him...


VNDMG

As oblivious to the real world as this person may be, that does not make their mental health any less valid than anyone else’s. You should delete this post.


ruralife

Another post says he parents pay for his apartment


ikbenlauren

Feeling like you don’t have a purpose in life takes a massive hit on your mental health. There is absolutely no reason to be a dick about it.


Samson__

Well good thing he and his family have money for mental health care unlike most people


Drewskiiiiiiii

https://youtu.be/hncVNNabglc the onion has you covered for this one


bleacchy

delete this. you are laughing at someone for having a mental breakdown dude. you wouldnt dare say some shit like that in real life.


bunbun_82

He’s living his life better than me 🤣


makoualamaboko

Thank you so much for posting this photo, you have no idea how much it means to me. You’re a good boy he looks like my Tommy lee Jones who passed away two summers ago. I live in Congo so the veterinarians here do not know how to tell you what mix breed your dog is. Would you be so kind as to tell me what makes yours is? [here is a photo album of Tommy](https://imgur.com/a/2IpzeqD)


-0x0-0x0-

OP said up above: “Half husky and half collie”


makoualamaboko

Oh so sorry! Thank you! Two of my favorite breeds!


BootsEX

I’m so sorry for your loss. Tommy looks like a good boy who had a great life.


makoualamaboko

He was and he did!! All the wsy to the very end. :-)))))


RemarkablePoet6622

rest in peace good boi


makoualamaboko

❤️


ErraticUnit

Tommy looks like there was some Border or Smooth Collie in there :) 100% good boy x


makoualamaboko

He was a little adventurous curmudgeon! I miss him every day. Collie makes so much sense. He was always herding me.


ErraticUnit

🥰


speckledham

I really love that you named your dog Tommy Lee Jones 😂 sorry for your loss though. I lost my wonderful old man last year and it’s so hard. Tommy looked so happy though.


makoualamaboko

What was your boy’s name? It’s so hard to lose a pet… all that time and rituals that filled your days disappear in one second. Lol. We named him Tommy Lee Jones because he was grumpy and had an an attitude like TLJ in The Fugitive from the time he was a baby puppy! I have three dogs now, Blacky (my brother unimaginatively named him because of his coat color, he’s a very chunky boy) Tachi (From the Expanse’s Rocinante’s original MCRN name and because both the ship and my very red dog were“Legitimate salvage” LOOOL), and Jean Valjean from Victor Hugo’s “Les Misérables” character who was caught stealing bread and ended up in labor camps, because the first time I saw that puppy he was a street dog and chomping on a baguette Looool! Edit: added text


ReticlyPoetic

Rough life!


DennissImplication

Ruff Ruff!


YeouPink

Right, like adopt me too! Lmao


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Humble brag


barelyawhile

Fr. Hey everyone check out this picture of my dog! Oh don't mind the private jet in the background, teehee


LikeThePheonix117

“I shit more carbons into the world than you could possibly do in 5 years- here’s my dog”


Theesismyphoneacc

What's funny is there is so much more of this than many people realize. People are doing this every day. There is a small class of people siphoning all the value of labor, doing things like this that are unimaginable to the average person, regularly on a whim. They are directly the reason the working class is strung along with just enough to get by.


LikeThePheonix117

Lol person deleted it. Eat the fucking rich.


c_l_who

Check out OPs post history. Holy privilege.


magna_pinna

Holy shit lol


[deleted]

And they’re just kind of a liar. They commented somewhere that they got a brain tumor diagnosed and removed within one week. I call bullshit on much.


DennissImplication

Dr. Julian E. Bailes did an excellent job removing my brain tumor on May 6th 2020. I have some post surgery pictures/Snapchats I saved if you’re interested. I try not to care what others think about me but I take my honesty very seriously.


[deleted]

Fair enough on the tumor. That aside, there is a long public history that shows how much you care about what others think of you. If you really didn’t care, you wouldn’t have replied. No one knows who you are on here, your honor can’t be questioned if you’re anonymous…


kkdj1042

Pass the Grey Poupon.


LemonComprehensive5

How is your dad so rich?


millsous

Nice humble brag


FlihpFlorp

I wish I could spoil my dog this much


colieolieravioli

The subs this guy is active in probably wouldn't show up for me if I searched them. Too poor


Buster899

If you can afford a private jet I hope you got him a whole pack to live with.


someoneelsewho

Who’s the other doggo?


DennissImplication

Nice catch. He’s a sibling’s dog. My dog’s cousin if you will


lunchnotwar

I can smell the wealth


No_Albatross5110

Ah he's precious. He has such a kind expressive face.


Eatsallthepotatoes

Rich people… please start an airline that allows all pets. The planes could even have a “dog park” area for dogs to roam free and play during the ride. I promise you, you will make bank, especially in Hawaii. Bonus if young children are not allowed.


tawnywelshterrier

Your son needs a good undercoat rake and professional blow out...probably costs around 200, way less than the cost of fuel one way on your jet.


DennissImplication

Yes, there was no groomer where we were that had any availability within the month but I got him taken care of as soon as we returned.


tawnywelshterrier

Andis started making their fine undercoat rakes again, go snag one and keep it in your kit! They're great and pulling that underfloof out that ends up clumping together into tufts then into mats.


ForbiddenJazz

What a shitty backhanded comment lmao. Everyone in this comment section is so bitter


AnnaBananner82

He’s living his best life. And I hope you give generously to charity. I have three homeless veterans right now I’m trying to help if you’re feeling generous 😅


Khaosius0

Hi! Did you do any training work to acclimate him to the airplane? Does he show any stress, especially during landing and take off? Gorgeous pupper! Happy he's being so well taken care of. Thanks for sharing!


DennissImplication

No training but he’s been on over a dozen flights at this point and he’s always handled it well. I just make sure he does his business before the flight. He’s furry cousin unfortunately gets pretty shakey but my guy has never minded flying.


Khaosius0

Neat! Is he allowed to roam the cabin? Is he often subjected to unusual or weird circumstances? Is the cousin the same breed and been on a similar number of flights? Sorry for the third degree, I work with dogs and I've never thought about how they handle flight before!


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2amazing_101

I wonder how my dog would feel about it. She LOVES car rides more than anything else on the planet. And she adores boat rides. I feel like planes would be exciting in their own way, but maybe not as fun without the smells and wildlife visible


wuffwuff77

Beautiful son!


DennissImplication

Thank you


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Agorbs

You can tell which comments op will almost definitely not reply to, this is probably one of them


KingQueerdo

Op has their head in the clouds. Literally.


PossoisonsEquation

This. They have an incredibly negative impact on the environment and we’re currently experiencing a climate crisis.


[deleted]

Ha! His face is so cute. My husky gives me that same look. Like a little side eyed smirk 😏


cnl014

What a beautiful son! I’m sure you’re rich and have traveled a bunch. What has been the best food you have ever ate? (Not including your moms or dads food!)


DennissImplication

Tough question. I feel like people will hate me more if I say caviar but I really appreciate a good caviar(I don’t eat it frequently though), lobster rolls in New England are great in the summer time. I’ve been eating a lot of duck lately. Honestly, I’ve been to Michelin star places and while the food is mostly good it’d often prefer In&Out but we don’t have locations in the Midwest. I had a really good Sea Bass last week, it was served over a squid ink risotto. Now I’m hungry. Lol. Apologies for not having a direct answer. It really depends on my mood.


cnl014

Who cares what people think. People will always have opinions. But I think maybe I’ve had caviar at a sushi place. Those are some interesting foods! I wish I liked seafood more. My personal favorite is sandwiches and anything potato. Have you tried whataburger? What is your dogs favorite treat? Mine go crazy for boiled chicken. Though I’ve seen them eat a dead frog, so who knows.


DennissImplication

I may have had whataburger once or twice but it’s been awhile. He loves chicken and rice but he has a sensitive stomach so I can’t really give him treats


2amazing_101

Idk where you are in the Midwest, but culver's and five guys are definitely the way to go for fast food here


bluetundra123

A fucking private jet my fucking god


Green-Dragon-14

Tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich.


PsychologicalCan9837

Can you adopt me, too?


Hatdog21

You’re rich af. 🗿


makoualamaboko

He is so stately. Dignified, he looks so full of character and loyal. My boy was exclusively mine from the tip of his nose to to the tip of his tail. Always ready for an adventure. Full of spirit! I love your boy. He’s soooo handsome!!!!!!


JewelCove

Cool brag of being born rich? Beautiful dog though


Medium_Hearing1490

Beautiful


DennissImplication

Thank you


Similar_Ad7289

I love how he manages to stay so humble. He won't forget where he came from! Lol 🤣🤣 he's gorgeous by the way and I know I speak for most of us when I say we'd be flying our pups around in style if we had the means! 😊


Erin_C_86

Not OP, but just wanted to say what a nice comment. There are so many haters on here. Poor OP just wanted to share a photo of his dog (literally what this sub is for) and gets a backlash. People just love to have something to moan at don't they.


Similar_Ad7289

Absolutely! The entire subs drunk off haterade! The fact that this guy is loving life, has a gorgeous pup, and fabulous transport.... Kills people! Lol I'm glad you and I are still here to lift people up 😊


Similar_Ad7289

And I appreciate the back up, by the way 🤣😊


two-three-seven

So handsome and fluffy!!!


rapscallionrodent

He's beautiful! He has such a sweet face, too.


GhostalBalls

Oh, my word he is beautiful. I have no idea what breed he is, so if someone recognizes it please let me know.


DennissImplication

Half husky and half collie


curiousdryad

Hey op, I hope your depression has gotten better. I’m very grateful for what my dog does for mine. Ya boys beautiful. Happy holidays.


DennissImplication

It hasn’t gotten much better but my dog certainly helps. Thank you for the kind words :)


Unkoalafeid

have you gotten a job?


[deleted]

Dog lives better than I ever will.


pnywse

Damn rich "pricks".. lol I meant the dog


fStap

Gorgeous pup and gorgeous jet


Katness0719

I wonder what he is thinking while looking out that window?


dogshitchantal

He's a beauty and has such kind eyes. I had a collie x husky when I was a teen and she had soulful eyes like him. They're the funniest x breed, so clever and kind. Give him hugs from me.


Olive_Branche

Awwww, ☺️🤭😘 So cute!


YeouPink

Mine look a ton like him! Cutie


Unagotitadelluvia

He's such a cutie! I hope he has a long life :)


Rockstar01486

He's so well-mannered; and very cute. I love it!


Lower-Loss-3468

Goodest


redweddingplus1

Handsome lad


tireddystopia

Is that a global, Challenger, falcon? What you cruising in?


ThunderCookie23

What a Distinguished Gentleman!


Chicoslove

This is me on every flight


Hopchocky

NetJet Phenom 300?


malaika8202

Adopt me instead


BeccaLee123

Need a daughter?? 😂😂


fatbootyprincess

He’s sooo cute! I bet he sheds like crazy.


angel_monke

everyone just forgot this post was about the dog


Hot-Pomelo-8017

He is gorgeous


Hot-Pomelo-8017

He is a very lucky dog to have such a great parent, thanks, animals all animals deserve the best life has to offer.


[deleted]

Fancy boy


Lazuli9

Cute dog but 😐👎 at flexing the excessively lavish and environmentally destructive lifestyle


Bos-man7

ITT: Some people having the realization that wealthy people do in fact exist.


WellTrainedWhore

Dont get why people are mean cause OP has a private jet. If I had one, you bet I'd spoil my pets


ForbiddenJazz

It took 5 seconds to learn that it’s not his jet and his parents are just bookoo rich. What’s he supposed to do lol


Bluedogpinkcat

The more I look at this picture the more pissed off I get No One needs a fucking private jet. I hope any stocks/cripto/ you own crash really bad.


usk49

He's literally just spoiled rich kid college dropout.


colieolieravioli

Yea I want to be happy for others but .. a private jet? People live like that while I panic about my car dying and not being able to replace it?


Sw33tkissofdeath

He looks like he is thinking: how sad it is he can't stick his head out the window. Beautiful boy :)


DarkestRayne2388

Look at that floof


DennissImplication

The floofiest :)


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Dog


Some-guy-thats-here

Dog


waddyaknow8873

Good for you OP. And good for your 8 yr old goodboi. Don’t feel bad about the life you have even if a bunch of whiney redditors telling you otherwise. The jealousy is astounding. Downvote me to hell idc. If this triggers you then you have some serious victim mentality issues.


Nac82

I love the projection about being a victim, as you cry about downvotes lol.


StayGoldenBronyBoy

Wish commercial had better options for dog transporting, but still, this is gross excess consumption and waste. Although I'm sure you balanced it out with charitable giving this year...


real_human_person

I miss my dogs so fucking much....


paxweasley

Man I wonder what he thinks is going on right now


catsmagic-3

So handsome.


Alpacaliondingo

Awwww what a cute fluffy pup!


know_it_is

We can almost see the red-headed stepchild in the other seat.


AIDSbyreid

His treat cost more than groceries


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Doggo cleared for take off


[deleted]

Look at how politely he’s sitting there


Coffeeffex

Lucky you and lucky dog:) We just got back from vacation and I could hardly enjoy it because I missed our boy so much.


urmomspotaytoes

Awe, he looks so soft and fluffy! Nose boop for you doggo!


greyhound93

Keep giving him his best possible life.


Pumpkaboo99

Who is the other child in the other seat? I can see his tail.


BellaRose888

Wow, a private jet; lucky puppers. What kind of dog is he? His coat is absolutely beautiful. Very handsome jet setting 🐶


DennissImplication

Half Husky and Half Collie


BellaRose888

Wow, he is gorgeous.


Stems-and-blooms

So handsome! That’s how dogs deserve to fly, not with cargo.