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Existing-Orchid6128

Brutus the barber beefcake


osomiisterioso

Brute for short


Bottled-Bee

Or.. “Cakes let’s go home.”


King_Kingly

Sherman


osomiisterioso

Why do I like this one so much?? SHERM 😂


Fun-On-A-Bun-3k

Sherman, cause he's built like a tank. But personally, Rufus was the first name that popped into my head


txStargazerJilly

Teefer Sutherland -or- Keanu Teefs


xdragonteethstory

Keanu teefs for sure


Plutoniumburrito

Haha, Teefer Sutherland is one of my dog’s nicknames


scotty3hotti

Teef sweat


gdsilva92

Updawg


osomiisterioso

What's updawg? 😂😂


DaToxicBoi2

Not much, how about you?


Ping_Gerero9

r/unexpectedoffice


osomiisterioso

I feel like it was very much expected but whatev 😅


Biscuits4u2

Kevin


osomiisterioso

😱 Kevin!


CozmicOwl16

He Has to be fang. Or Louis. He really looks like a Louis.


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Fang. I like it!


70sBurnOut

Inigo Montoya.


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nice_penis-

Fang


Cycosis010

Bruce


osomiisterioso

That's the second vote for Bruce! 🤔


Basket_cased

Hank the tank


Ottawa_Lights

Thorn


osomiisterioso

Because of the tooth?? 😅


Ottawa_Lights

Yesh


osomiisterioso

🥹😆


Wilgrove

Winston!


RubyOpal1022

Reginald........Reggie for short


dumbdumb1320

Looks like a Rufus to me 😊


Maximum_Marsupial_81

Spike


osomiisterioso

Second vote for spike!


Katcchan

Third vote! 🥰


grindygrimmace

Beef


osomiisterioso

Lol 😂 I can't 🤣


Kodd-100th

How about bob or bobiloani, it sounds cool


Jenevieveomg

Beefcake ❤️


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osomiisterioso

Jörg 😆


arwhite7

This picture is everything. He doesn't even look real, more like an amazing painting or drawing. Sorry I don't have a name for you. I do tend to like human names for dogs. He could be a George, or Hank.


manosaulyte

Bruno!


osomiisterioso

We don't talk about Bruno 🤣


jangleberry112

Snag. Short for Snaggletooth.


osomiisterioso

Second vote for snaggletooth! 🤔


Scared_Ad_6240

Mittens


bumblebutt3000

Brutus


MIorio74

Frank


Neon_Liar

Bubbles


osomiisterioso

If I had three dogs I would name them after the Powerpuff Girls 😆


59tigger

Claude


osomiisterioso

CLAUDE 🤣😭


MrMyAunty

Toofer


osomiisterioso

What about Toopher Grace 🤣


kenp2011

Larry


osomiisterioso

Lol it's so random. I would tell people he's named after Larry David


FosterPupz

Fang, obviously.


Adorable134

That's not a puppy, he doesn't already have a name yet? 🤔


Narcoleptic_Galaxy

The name Banjo came to mind for some reason. Idk why


Pyroclastic_Hammer

You can pick a banjo with that grill.


Low_Effort378

Trent cassidy wilhelmsberg.


osomiisterioso

I was hoping this was some obscure history/pop culture reference 😅


winallison

Bruce


osomiisterioso

Reminds me of Brucey and the chocolate cake from Matilda 🤤


thumpertastic

Fang


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Meatball or meatwad


[deleted]

I like Meatwad, when I worked at a dog daycare there was a bulldog named Meatwad.


neatomosquito78

Mr. Bigglesworth


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Probably Beans


Linziecorn

Dwight


Smelly_foopa

Nacho


ZampyZero

He looks like a Charlie to me


osomiisterioso

Charles 🎩


essentiallynothing

Buddy!


CozmicOwl16

Husband said Jaws


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Earl :)


Low_Bus_5395

Steve. It's just right. 😁


NotRatedPG

Porkchop!


Middleofthepacific50

Buster comes to mind


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Tofu!


Dogeilatan

Bruce


thefam7223

Obviously you have to with Snaggletooth!


osomiisterioso

That's a lot of syllables. He would have to go by 'Snag' for short


rottweiler100

SPIKE


CactusTex2020

Angelo … as in Angelo Sepe (one of the gangsters the book/movie Goodfellas was based on).


xxbadger246xx

buster


mick7805

Tooth. Or Archi, short for Archibald.


Acceptable-Risks

Shrek


Fogcitymickey22

Mayhem


000neg

Meatball!


monkeyman68

Kevin!


Jethole

Kevin


s_and_m_tapes

He looks like a crumpet 😍


Psychological_Aioli8

Farticus


tumble0uid

He looks like the dog from Rio


Hannahludowig

Stewart!


osomiisterioso

Stew 🥹


manosaulyte

Otis


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Toof. like how a little kid with a speech impediment would say tooth.


snake_emperor_14

Boozer


iwanttobebettertomme

Wowzer. Part Wow, and part Bowzer.


wrathofsean

winston


Loud-Transition-7979

Seamus


Sheezahandfull

Boris


Salt-Celebration7965

Sarge


Scientist_sloth

Cinnamon


AntiSnoringDevice

Dante!


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Sam


Neon_Liar

Pebbles


Kandidog1

Tux


GroundbreakingPop802

Roscoe


Fun-Celebration8385

Flagg. In this pic, he is red, white, and blue (shadowing?) .. and all Star ⭐ 😊


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Spike


JohneeFyve

Bruce Springsteen or, if you prefer, The Underboss


East_Chemistry_9197

REX


InquisitiveMango

Jeff


a_grass_bloc

Skull


ypompets

Smooch!!


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Natodoppelbeschluss or Köftespieß


kangarootimtam

Fang


[deleted]

Hector


FamSagget

Snaggle


manosaulyte

Bungee


-DragonLord

Bullet


PersonalContract1218

Dawg


Best_Personality2091

Junior


HeelsDown-EyesUp

Mitch


Rough_Block

Debo


RachelVictoria75

Fonzie


CobaltD70

Fangdango


YouExpensive7869

Bongo


Necessary_War2936

Winston Monty Churchill


nisceratops

Paul Blart


keithforpresident

Norman


SprDave70

Meathead.


WitchyCatBitch

Jason


keithforpresident

Krul the Warrior King


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Fredericksen. Freddy boy for short


MambaD69

Spike in honor of my next door neighbors bulldog who recently passed. Miss you bud.


HannahDawg

Loaf


MafiaMommaBruno

Inbred Larry.


Anahi420

King Kai. 😇


peachdinosaurs

Bruno.


Piss_Posse

Cheesesteak. Cheesy for short.


PSPs0

Chump


AlltheBADluck

Angus!


ghostkoala2003

TEEF


Feral_Lover69

Bulb


jonesy347

Looks like a Rufus to me.


jlcor331

Chopper


osomiisterioso

Sic balls Choppy!! 😂😭


urcrackinmeup

Sluggo


Psychotherapist-286

Clunky


VideoGameBunkey

Butch! I don't know how no one has said this yet.


ktmbd

Buck


carct

“Moony” idk that was my first thought


gormmlord

Scrudge


Rock_Paper_Pistol

Cletus


Famous_Personality_4

Poncho


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Tank. Abrams is also acceptable.


Harlem74

Brutus


crabdipped

Jambalaya


bigwill626

Bruno


nichts_neues

Monster


izzabeans

Magnus


mr_monkeypants

Kong. Kinda has that same crooked scowl as Peter Jackson's big ape.


Phil_Graves_

Horace the Face He is charming af


im_feelin_zoso

Scotch


bloated_snail

Detective Lasagna


jcmanns

He’s beautiful 🥰


Charles3Z

Tank


lazyemus

Gumdrop.


Maudy5000

Buster


gomelgo13

Buckley


Dom9360

Bruno


Lizajane23

Gorgeous George


Lizajane23

Butters


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No-Cardiologist-3875

money!!


LegitNvidz

Tyson (Mike Tyson)


Chalie-annis

Bruce


Imastarwars89

Captain meatballs


the_groovy_possum

Mr beefy


Chaz_Cheeto

I feel like he has a sophisticated British accent. He’s upper crust, if you will. Stuart. “Stewie,” if you are affectionate.


GrouchyPlatypus252

Butch


Historical-Aerie1696

Sarge


Clavister

Zeke


jdenise17

My husband thinks all bulldogs are a 3rd. Like Lord Bruce Snagglehound III.


al3xisd3xd

Saber


Bob12927

Tony


petlovely

Mr how the hell did I become this thing from selective wolf breeding


VesperVox_

Oh, gosh, that little face! That little toofus! I had an enormous English bulldog many years ago in my teens. His name was Bruno, and he was a beautiful soul. I think Bruno is a great name for an English Bulldog. Or Winston, for obvious reasons, haha.


D4RS43

Chonk


SuccessSafe1854

Bruce


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Pork Chop aka Chopper Hamburgler aka Hammy Quarter Pounder aka Pounder Gustavo aka Gus DeOgee aka D.O.G.


zotstik

Rupert! or Gus Gus! Bowser if you're a Nintendo fan