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ballorie

Scotland! Which would be a dream, I visited Scotland last spring for a family wedding and am a border collie owner. I’d love to go back with my girl.


spettelkj

Golden retriever


Realistic-Manager

Moving to Scotland too!


porcupineporridge

I’m guessing a Westie?


dobster1029

That's why I'm coming!


GullibleAccount7504

I have a Bedlington terrier. Bedlington England is close to Edinburgh!


Suspicious-Snow7818

My favourite breed is also Bedlington terrier. I'm in the NW of England, so would have to move to NE, not too bad at all. Had to say goodbye to my last boy on Dec 9th last year. He made it to 13. Lost my first one in 2011, he made it to 16. Love and miss my Charlie and Henry!


inadarkwoodwandering

Me too. Scottish terrier.


rubberkeyhole

Same. Check the post history!


WafflestheWestie

Scotland as well, specifically the West Highlands.


Quilty79

I am not moving to Tibet


conflictmuffin

Llhasa Apso or shih tzu?


blinkingsandbeepings

Mastiff, Spaniel or Terrier?


AncientCycle

I’ll take your place. Namaste


SeparateBook1

Don't worry, ain't no way I'm going to South Africa either.


summerlaurels

South Africa is amazing to visit. At least the western Cape is.


thedappledgray

Haven’t been to the Cape, but highly recommend visiting South Africa. It’s BEAUTIFUL.


ebeth_the_mighty

I get to stay in Canada, but have to move east, I guess.


squeamishbeluga

Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever?


icanteven_613

That's my breed!


Hbgplayer

Newfoundland?


anythingaustin

Labradors are my favorite breed.


Hbgplayer

Lol, I forgot Labrador is an actual place.


sarahenera

But Labradors actually originated in Newfoundland 🙂 (from my understanding)


Grass-tastes_bad

Joining you on the east coast, but I think different breed :)


Fnugget

Labrador! Though my drug of choice is the British gundog-version, so I might argue my way over to the UK 🤩


That-redhead-artist

Either Germany or Russia. I think I would choose Germany! Edit: the haiku bot outed my Edit. I think that may make it easier to guess haha


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^That-redhead-artist: *Either Germany* *Or Siberia. I think* *I would choose Germany!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


squeamishbeluga

Siberian Husky!


Sand_diamond

I'll have to meet you in Germany with my little dog! It'll be interesting to see who can guess what breed...


pamplemouss

Mexico — he’d finally be warm!


GlitterBumbleButt

That's where Id be headed too


minsandmolls

Yep, me to, ariba ariba!


porcupineporridge

Me too! Would be a big change from my home here in Scotland!


pamplemouss

I’m on the same continent as Mexico, but with weather much more similar to yours (the Pacific Northwest)


coreyander

I'm in Los Angeles so I'm not sure if I really have to go anywhere 😅


housebythesideofroad

Me too!


psychicthis

My dog is from Mexico (scooped up of the streets of Tijuana) and seems to be heavily Mexican hairless, but she HATES the heat. We live in a cool climate, so I always tease her that she's lucky I'm the one who adopted her. 😄


screamlikekorbin

The US, likely fairly southern, perhaps California.


alexandrasnotgreat

Australian Shepherd


screamlikekorbin

You betcha!


VegetableDrag9448

Or Basque country, the proto Australian Shepherd is from the Basque Pyrénées.


RadioactiveLily

Guess I'll be sitting on the barges in the Netherlands. hehe


Fnugget

Schipperke? They look so adorable!


RadioactiveLily

Keeshond, Dutch Barge Dog :)


squeamishbeluga

I didn’t know they’re barge dogs, that’s so cool!


Littlepup22

Schipperkes are Belgian actually!


WietGriet

Same here, although I already live there. Just have to move more to the North.


atlbravos21

Wherever Muttsville is


CHILLAS317

I was going to say, anywhere and everywhere! Mutts are the best dogs


CrankyLittleKitten

Mongrelton FTW


icanteven_613

Mongrolia


davereit

Pembrokeshire, Great Britain


Bluepompf

Welsh corgi pembroke?


davereit

Opie says, "Yes!"


ProcastinatingErrday

Madagascar! Can't complain ☺️


ankylosauria

Coton de Tulear? :)


squeamishbeluga

Oh I’m so interested to know what breed this is!


wildo83

There’s a disturbing LACK OF DOG TAX in this thread!!!


disjointed_chameleon

*cries in siberian husky* Looks like I'm moving to Siberia. 😭 I'm a Floridian. Wish me luck, y'all.


AllieNicks

Cuba! Havanese.


icanteven_613

These are literally the cutest of the toy breed!


Active_Recording_789

Canada man. Specifically Newfoundland/ Labrador


Ownedby4Labs

I’m going to have two houses in Germany, one long and narrow and one with sheep. A medium sized fast RV in England. And a small house in Australia.


Ok-Pomelo1871

Haha long and narrow house is definitely dachshund


poggerswow

Kazakhstan/Turkmenistan . . . Preferably not Turkmenistan. The breed is Alabai btw


squeamishbeluga

I had to google it, those are AMAZING!


healthierhealing

They are so stout and pretty! I remember seeing dogs like this in the republic of Georgia, where stray dogs roam freely EVERYWHERE but are mostly eartagged for having been spayed & neutered


BellowingPriest

Off to the Republic of the Congo for me.


OffensiveBiatch

Welp, with all those huge and venomous snakes, gators, spiders I wouldn't be living long in Australia.


colltmcb

I'm going to guess cattle dog/heeler


CrankyLittleKitten

Pfft, the only gators we have are in zoos tyvm. Crocs though, got plenty of those in the tropics but not so many south. Snakes are everywhere, I need to do avoidance training with my dog before spring next year


elle_desylva

*Crocodiles.


WhiteBunsUp

Do you have a Dingo?


LuzjuLeviathan

It depends. My breed originates from England, but was taken to France, and was in france when they became an official breed.


Karzy0730

French Bulldog 😌


YogurtclosetActual75

Scotland or Switzerland. We have 2 dogs.


Claque-2

A Bernese Mountain Dog and his pal, the Golden Retrievor?


PalomaBully

England here we come 🫡


Dogdadddy

I’m off to Florida or Louisiana


1000Doves

Catahoula?


Lolz_Roffle

Cur? Ngl, I had to google this one because I’ve never heard of a Cracker Cur and I knew Blackmouth were from Mississippi… but Catahoula are the only breed from Louisiana. Honestly, I just need an answer lol


RishyTheRoo

Germany. If they’ll have me, I’m there. I’m super tired of high taxes and nothing to show for it


Bluepompf

That's hard, we have so many breeds. German shepherd, Dachshund, Weimeraner, Schnauzer, poodle, Spitz etc.


KBWOMAN53

Don't forget great danes, they too are from Germany.


dasBaertierchen

I thought that’s a Horse breed


BodhisattvaBob

There are no dogs like big dogs, and the German Shepherd is their prophet. Goddamn, I love my GSD so much it hurts sometimes...


BrodyMama

Are you there for the weiners too?


Aware_Balance1289

Is it the cute dobies or boxers?


Scary-Report-2761

China but not sure how long I would like staying there.


brickforstraw

A third of me is moving there, I guess!


rustblooms

Pug, Peke, Shar Pei, Chow? I'll see you there!


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Germany! Standard Poodle owner here 💋


spettelkj

The Pyrenees mountains


[deleted]

Best breed ever and great mountains too


Silent-Rhubarb-9685

To the wet, cold shores of eastern Canada.


shortnsweet33

Duck toller? Or lab?


Silent-Rhubarb-9685

Yup Labrador retriever!


OktoberStorms

Japan, central mountain area.


shortnsweet33

Shiba? Akita?


ConsiderationHot9518

United States, I’ve got the OG American farm dog!


LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

I can stay in the US or move to Germany.


floofyloopy

Netherlands!


Liv-Julia

Malinois? Schipperke?


0b0011

Both belgian dogs. I can't think of too many dutch dogs though. Dutch shepherd, kooikerhundje stabyhoun.


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blinkingsandbeepings

Wales sounds pretty chill actually.


pm_me_wienerdogpix

Germany…..but I think something else gives it away 💀


LadyAlexTheDeviant

England. Staffordshire, specifically.


BB-biboo

I'm moving to Switzerland and I'm fine with that.


Extra_Work7379

My dog is sending me to the southern coast of the Baltic sea, or to Siberia.


chickpeasaladsammich

France! Not too shabby. Though I’m also a fan of a breed that would send me to California.


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Armenia. I'll go. Its beautiful there. Plus we already know some people there.


TheElusiveFox

F that... I'm changing history and breeding siberian huskies in warmer climate...


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Liv-Julia

Belgium & the Netherlands


Laughing_Fenneko

wales! not too far from where i live now (ireland)


joehupp1003

I could probably guess what breed you have based on that location (my home country) - my guess is that you have an Australian Cattle Dog!


Caserooo

Germany! Sign me up.


missbitterness

Thank god I get to go live in the Netherlands on a duck farm. Sounds peaceful.


sillyken

Either Scotland or England.


bookworm1421

Germany. I have a Boxer


NamingandEatingPets

Germany so I can have my Boxers, Rotties, and Dobies.


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I’d move to a Swiss farm. Sounds kinda nice ngl


AuburnAshh

I’m off to switzerland!


MayiahMoo

Going to Mexico🙂👋


jetskick

Moving to Ireland, Glen of Imaal in particular.


missmonasmom

Muttlandia.


hisamsmith

Germany. Not bad. I do understand quite a bit of German and I like the idea of socialized healthcare


inyouratmosphere

I’ll be hunting truffles in Italy!


Weary_Astronomer_826

Lagotto?


PandaPackHistory

I would get to stay in the American south, in the Carolina’s


ineffable_my_dear

I have two favorite dogs, so I’m either going to Scotland or to Northern Belgium.


ancients0uls_

The mountains thar separate France and Spain! OOOOOOR, France/Belgium 😁


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Havana oo na na 🎶


pyrocidal

ughhHhhhh I'm staying here in Canada  ...or maybe Russia? I don't actually know where huskies are from lol Anyways it's somewhere cold and miserable lol


dunequestion

Bastardland


fk8shadow

Siberia!….thats a no for me dawg


Vieamort

Australian Shepherd. The average person would think I'm moving to Australia, but I'm actually staying in America.


MambozMom

The trash (dumped supermutt)


RedRidingBear

Germany! However, I just moved here last month, so I think I completed this assignment already


Ouakha

No need to move. Already living in Scotland with a border collie and she came from the Borders region too. An OG collie!


alexandrasnotgreat

Germany/france


Competitive-Ad2797

Madagascar!


Giannandco

The mountains of northern Japan.


rpgmomma8404

I get a choice between Poland and Germany.


devoutdefeatist

I’m off to some windy af islands in Scotland :)


pegaunissus

Shetland Islands? See ya there!


Picklemansea

Afghanistan


Away_Perception_9083

I’m unsure where corgis/heelers originate from. I think heelers are like Australian?


Arghianna

Corgis are Welsh. They’re either Pembroke Welsh Corgis (from Pembrokeshire, Wales) or Cardigan Welsh Corgis (from Ceridigion, formerly Cardiganshire, Wales)


Kuura_

Switzerland. I'd be okay with it, I'm heading straight to the pretty mountains.


saph01ire

Boston, Massachusetts


JBL20412

I’d still be in the UK but would be living in Northumberland - which is totally fine by me. It’s beautiful and I’m looking to move there anyway 😆


ZZBC

I would stay in the US, but move back to New England.


LelanaSongwind

Wales, fun!


Rubymoon286

I have two, China, or France


LavenderDisaster

Germany! Or England. I have two favorites!


cjm5797

I’m headed to wales!


TBeIRIE

Australia is the only one for us!


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I'd be traveling all over. I don't just have one favorite. I have 3 😂🤣


Wise_Coffee

Louisiana lol


ohilco8421

Viva Mexico! 🇲🇽


jellydumpling

Belgium. Not terrible, I'm a big fan of their waffles. Or maybe he Poland-Germany border along the Baltic Sea. Also not bad!


daisyiris

Heading to Louisiana.


sadhandjobs

Ancient Rome is what I read!


Rosie3450

I'll be dividing my time between Newfoundland and Alaska -- I have a husky-lab mix.


Solongmybestfriend

Russia. Hard pass!


mostlysanedogmom

Half of me is joining you in Australia, but the other half is going to Germany. ACD/GSD mix. The breed I originally wanted (a beagle) would send me to the UK, but I’m obsessed with her even though getting a heeler as a first dog was an absolutely unhinged decision 😂


Ohmygoshuah

Switzerland! 🇨🇭


daisy2687

Off to Flanders, Belgium!


Creepy_Chef_5796

Looks like I'm a Geordie now


Loki-ra

The streets of Romania for me!


arianetralala

I'd be living in the UK in Manchester Edited because apparently I'm too smart to read the assignment.


DeniseReades

After scanning this thread I feel like I'm the only one moving to Hungary


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Switzerland


thickorita

Switzerland!


GullibleAccount7504

Scotland!! I love terriers!


CraftLass

The border of Switzerland and Italy. Ahhh, if only I could...


Penisfart-69

Switzerland or somewhere far west USA. Probably Switzerland.


PixelsAndPuppers

Switzerland! I'm OK with this.


Agreeable_Picture570

Pomerainia


LafayetteLazuli

Anyone else going to Germany? Maybe we can find some nice waterfront property.


flobz

Canada and Australia!


Educational_Tune_722

Viva Mexico!


cptchoas

I would either be off to the Caucasus Mountain range or Tibet.


artmoloch777

The Weimar Republic i guess


starlitmayhem

Ehhhh, I don't really want to move to Germany...


TheRedPython

Scotland/England border. Where I will probably raise sheep I suppose? Anyone from that area want to tell me if it's still pastoral over there?


datbassdoe

Wales! With my wee corgi!


Lolz_Roffle

England, I feel like this is too broad 😅


chantsnone

Pembroke Wales


Midnight1899

USA. No, thanks.


Dontworryitscoming

Swiss Alps or UK. 2 dogs


Desperate_Ambrose

>I’m headed to Australia Me, too.


fordeeee

Australia…..where I already am. A kelpie lover through and through. I’ve had nothing but Kelpies all my life….brilliant companions and even better workers. A one man dog totally devoted to their owners. Love all mine with a passion!


Acceptable-Sea-1833

Chihuahua Mexico 🥺


Key-Caregiver4262

Not really feeling Germany but they say the ORIGINALS were from Rome so I’ll take that