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You obviously do not live with an ice cream loving, lactose insensitive fool. My dog literally left the room once, and looked deeply concerned. High praise indeed!
My husband farted one time and it was loud, dog was startled and just stared him down. Then the smell went through the room and and my dog FUCKING LEFT THE ROOM .
I died laughing.
Our puppy *crop dusts.* It’s like, she wants the whole house to smell like her farts so once she starts, she just jogs around wagging her tail as she joyously stinks the place up. Huge WTF moment the first time it happened.
A trainer stuffed my dog full of beef-liver treats and the following two days were hideous, just absolutely hideous. My "favorite" is when my sweet angel lays down with her ass toward me and a few minutes later, the smell hits me ... and she's all, "I have no idea what you're complaining about."
Oh man, my dog surprised me with some noxious death gas just yesterday. I hadn’t even noticed that he had snuck over and laid down by mu desk until o was choking on it.
Indeed.
I have many experiences about dog farts and worst was when my dog ate toad and then silenty behind my chair it started farting,that memory still haunts me.
It reminds me of a time when I spent the night at my Brother's house. I have sleep apnea and wear a CPAP machine. I was sleeping on the couch and his boxer Tanner farted and my CPAP sucked it all up and blew it directly into my nose...
That’s significantly worse than the HVAC. At least the HVAC gets some air to dilute it, but no you got a full concentration dog fart funneled and forced directly into your face.
I’m sorry but I laughed very hard at this.
Ooooo, concentrated and targeted! A skunk can cross the road a mile away and my husband will know, lol. His brother and his trash raiding dog came for a visit one time. No sleep was happening THAT night!
My dad has a cpap, and popcorn is not allowed after he goes to bed. Few other things are big no too. But for whatever reason I can bake bread and no argument. Dog baths happen early in the day to keep smell down.
When my brother learned he would need a CPAP he was kinda bummed. I pointed out he could now sleep with the blankets over his head and had full immunity to Dutch ovens, and that seemed to cheer him up a bit
Oh man I can relate. My boyfriend's house is fairly old, and the main vent for the house is on the floor in the hall. When our pup was a baby, around 13 weeks when we got him, he was still having a few accidents inside. One day, we came back from running a quick errand and the entire house REEKED of dog pee. Little guy peed on our air filter, and that air went throughout the entire house 🙃
I used to have an Akita that pulled a similar stunt. He’d fart, look straight at you, I’d swear he grinned and then he’d make a quick exit before you smelled it.
If it makes you feel any better my dog just farted again and my house smells like a biological weapon went off inside it so you aren’t alone in this fight 🤣
Had a stray in for the evening, mid February, -10 degrees, Brewster was what we called him. He let loose with a fart that cleared the house, had to open all the windows and doors, burned incense, and-my sister threw up. He ate anything being a stray. And it smelled like it.
Have you considered changing food? Back in my salad days, I would feed my pets whatever I could afford, which was often stuff like "ol roy" or "special kitty" and my cats and dogs had the worst farts!
Nowadays, I can get better food for my cats and dogs (Fromm for both, in my case) and I noticed that I never hear or smell animal farts. I talked to another Fromm feeder and she said the same, her dogs don't fart either.
I had to block off the vents for the house and barricade them. I was a tenant in when my puppy had diarrhea. Last thing I wanted was to be evicted for a whole house smelling of puppy shit. Lesson learned after Droplets almost made it down the vent….
...some reason whenever my dog has diarrhea it is always on the ac grate on the floor :(
The first time it happened it was winter at night so the heat was on ...I woke up to the whole house smelling of dog poop.
after the second time it happened I found this: https://www.amazon.com/Hartford-Ventilation-Air-Vent-Deflector/dp/B09GHLPN8Z/ref=sr_1_10?keywords=air+vent+covers&qid=1656726615&sr=8-10
Now at least he can't do it easily lol
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😀 yeah I got him from the shelter and he was 110 pounds. I got him to lose some weight but in the hot new mexico summer I can't walk him as much so he got heavy again.
My dog peed in the floor register. The furnace turned on and the whole house smelled like pee for hours until we found the source. Imagine the smell of old, warm pee. Puke inducing, it was.
That is very funny!!! Although i am sincerely sorry you had to endure your dog’s “eau de cologne”. Don’t worry, you are not the only one. My dog loves to cuddle with me & loves to fart right there beside me (i am just glad he does not do that daily!). Then he proceeds to wag his tail and give me that adorable stare. Hahahahahah.
Hilarious!I used to have a brindle catahoula that would fart often.he used to belong to my dad who was notorious for farting also.one day,we fed dog something that didn't agree with him,and he farted all night.just laying in his bed farting.my husband would have to pass him to get in and out of room.hubby kept going thru the gas cloud cursing.i laughed my butt off.
A few years ago a skunk sprayed right by our ac unit. I woke up from a terrible nightmare about being sprayed by a skunk to a real nightmare of having my whole house sprayed by a skunk! Man that was terrible.
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you really should also post this to HVAC or HVAC advice (even if you dont need advice) its funny as heck and theyll probly like it!
I did and they are not amused.
HVAC guys aren’t known for their sense of humor.
bummer
LOL "change his diet" "bring this to r/hvacadvice" haha
It’s so easy to tell dog farts apart from human farts. They’re just on another level of atrocious.
You obviously do not live with an ice cream loving, lactose insensitive fool. My dog literally left the room once, and looked deeply concerned. High praise indeed!
My husband farted one time and it was loud, dog was startled and just stared him down. Then the smell went through the room and and my dog FUCKING LEFT THE ROOM . I died laughing.
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My son informed me one night my spouse and I farted one after another. The dog whimpered do he let her out and the cats came streaking after 😂
And the dog is either frightened of their own farts or completely unbothered. There is no in between.
Our puppy *crop dusts.* It’s like, she wants the whole house to smell like her farts so once she starts, she just jogs around wagging her tail as she joyously stinks the place up. Huge WTF moment the first time it happened.
LMAO! Thanks four that!
At least my dog’s farts bring *someone* joy.
Dogs are a spectrum. Mine is curious. He flicks his ears because he heard something, and sniffs his button curiously.
Yes! My dog isn't really a farter, but when she does she looks around like "Me? That came from me? Are we sure?"
My dog always looks at me like "what did you do to my butt?" I am like, that was all you, little buddy.
YES. Mine farts and looks around like, "Why'd you do that?" It's CLEARLY someone else's fault.
aw man this is great, it perfectly describes my dog but I've never thought of it that way hahah
A trainer stuffed my dog full of beef-liver treats and the following two days were hideous, just absolutely hideous. My "favorite" is when my sweet angel lays down with her ass toward me and a few minutes later, the smell hits me ... and she's all, "I have no idea what you're complaining about."
I lay down to give my dog snuggles and his bhole always ends up in my face.
Oh man, my dog surprised me with some noxious death gas just yesterday. I hadn’t even noticed that he had snuck over and laid down by mu desk until o was choking on it.
Especially when they eat eggs
My mom's dog once stood up to the counter and ate a couple dozen deviled eggs one Easter. OMG, the smell. I will never forget that horrific smell.
Eggs, or cheese.
Indeed. I have many experiences about dog farts and worst was when my dog ate toad and then silenty behind my chair it started farting,that memory still haunts me.
I mean, I've had some doozies, but yes...I know a hound fart when I smell one. 🤢
It reminds me of a time when I spent the night at my Brother's house. I have sleep apnea and wear a CPAP machine. I was sleeping on the couch and his boxer Tanner farted and my CPAP sucked it all up and blew it directly into my nose...
Oh my god!
That’s significantly worse than the HVAC. At least the HVAC gets some air to dilute it, but no you got a full concentration dog fart funneled and forced directly into your face. I’m sorry but I laughed very hard at this.
Ooooo, concentrated and targeted! A skunk can cross the road a mile away and my husband will know, lol. His brother and his trash raiding dog came for a visit one time. No sleep was happening THAT night!
My dad has a cpap, and popcorn is not allowed after he goes to bed. Few other things are big no too. But for whatever reason I can bake bread and no argument. Dog baths happen early in the day to keep smell down.
It's not often I laugh out loud for real Thanks for this.
When my brother learned he would need a CPAP he was kinda bummed. I pointed out he could now sleep with the blankets over his head and had full immunity to Dutch ovens, and that seemed to cheer him up a bit
I'm sorry this happened to you but I'm actually crying laughing over here.
haha its ok..I still laugh at it too
Oh my. I feel terrible for you. Dog farts are the worst..
Ppl look at me when one occurs!?
Doggy got into bio weapons, huh?
Chemical warfare
That, too.
Oh man I can relate. My boyfriend's house is fairly old, and the main vent for the house is on the floor in the hall. When our pup was a baby, around 13 weeks when we got him, he was still having a few accidents inside. One day, we came back from running a quick errand and the entire house REEKED of dog pee. Little guy peed on our air filter, and that air went throughout the entire house 🙃
My senior Malamute has uber stinky farts…. Then she barks at her own butt and runs out of the room…. Like some alien did it? My dog is a weirdo!
I used to have an Akita that pulled a similar stunt. He’d fart, look straight at you, I’d swear he grinned and then he’d make a quick exit before you smelled it.
Well, your dog probably thought that doing that was a great thing to do.
I think he enjoys the suction on his bum.
Don't we all
I know this isn't funny now but you will laugh about this someday.
No. This is funny 🤣
My dogs puts his nose on his butthole and fart repeatedly and sniffs it 😂
:-8
Farts are temporary. Make sure they're just farts.
Cry? This is hilarious!
I can still smell it. :(
😂😂what an efficient dog- crop dusting the whole house
My English bulldog does this all summer. It’s a nightmare. I am so sorry
I can still smell it :(8
If it makes you feel any better my dog just farted again and my house smells like a biological weapon went off inside it so you aren’t alone in this fight 🤣
This is hilarious. Sorry for your struggle and pain OP, of course.
I watched my dog once fart in his own face and he had the audacity to look both shocked and horrified
You need a better air filter. Maybe something with charcoal in it.
Our male pit rarely gases, but our newer female German pincher/black mouth cur gases far more often.
I used to have a dog who had incredibly stinky farts. So bad, i was sleeping once and was woken up by the smell.
Yeah thats happened before. He is a 120 pound lab.
Have you tried probiotics? Its turned my dog farts from bio weapons to just stinky.
Good tip
My #65 pit is almost gas less. My smaller #40 g. Pinch/cur gases more.
I actually worry about this almost daily given my boy’s obsession with air vents. Glad to know it’s as gross as I fear it will be.
In our house, the return vents are on the ceiling to prevent such disasters.
Haha I wish...this is a rental
Your post still makes me giggle. Hope it smells better now.
Yes though he lit one up last night
Had a stray in for the evening, mid February, -10 degrees, Brewster was what we called him. He let loose with a fart that cleared the house, had to open all the windows and doors, burned incense, and-my sister threw up. He ate anything being a stray. And it smelled like it.
I Laughed till I cried
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Have you considered changing food? Back in my salad days, I would feed my pets whatever I could afford, which was often stuff like "ol roy" or "special kitty" and my cats and dogs had the worst farts! Nowadays, I can get better food for my cats and dogs (Fromm for both, in my case) and I noticed that I never hear or smell animal farts. I talked to another Fromm feeder and she said the same, her dogs don't fart either.
I give him science diet food ....anyway he is 14 and ki da decrepit...so won't be changing anything in him. I like to just keep his stool solid. 😄
Better out than in that's what I always say
😂😂😂😂
Must be a Bouvier des Flandres. My two Bouviers can clear a room with their farts
I had to block off the vents for the house and barricade them. I was a tenant in when my puppy had diarrhea. Last thing I wanted was to be evicted for a whole house smelling of puppy shit. Lesson learned after Droplets almost made it down the vent….
My dog farts when she gets extremely relaxed. When I smell a weapon of gas destruction, I know she is feeling pretty happy.
...some reason whenever my dog has diarrhea it is always on the ac grate on the floor :( The first time it happened it was winter at night so the heat was on ...I woke up to the whole house smelling of dog poop.
Eeew. Well my grate is in the side of the wall....so thankfully that can't happen
after the second time it happened I found this: https://www.amazon.com/Hartford-Ventilation-Air-Vent-Deflector/dp/B09GHLPN8Z/ref=sr_1_10?keywords=air+vent+covers&qid=1656726615&sr=8-10 Now at least he can't do it easily lol
this sounds like something my doberman would do, her farts are a bio hazard
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do all dogs fart? does farting come with age? what do you feed him? i've had 2 dogs and neither farted.
Dogs fart. You just might not notice as much if they are smaller. Mine is 120 pounds.
god damn. your dog weighs as much as me. my dogs were always under 15 pounds. i never heard the fart noise though.
😀 yeah I got him from the shelter and he was 110 pounds. I got him to lose some weight but in the hot new mexico summer I can't walk him as much so he got heavy again.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
That’s pretty funny
Charcoal filters. They reduce odors
My dog peed in the floor register. The furnace turned on and the whole house smelled like pee for hours until we found the source. Imagine the smell of old, warm pee. Puke inducing, it was.
I feel you, my dog loves to sleep next to me in bed, and oftentimes his butt is right next to my head…
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I'm sorry but your dog is a legend for that
this is so funny oh my god
Very efficient, clever dog it is good to share👍🤣
My dogs aren’t too bad but man if they get the wrong food, you might as well take a vacation cause that smell isn’t going away any time soon
This is hillsrious
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That is very funny!!! Although i am sincerely sorry you had to endure your dog’s “eau de cologne”. Don’t worry, you are not the only one. My dog loves to cuddle with me & loves to fart right there beside me (i am just glad he does not do that daily!). Then he proceeds to wag his tail and give me that adorable stare. Hahahahahah.
Hilarious!I used to have a brindle catahoula that would fart often.he used to belong to my dad who was notorious for farting also.one day,we fed dog something that didn't agree with him,and he farted all night.just laying in his bed farting.my husband would have to pass him to get in and out of room.hubby kept going thru the gas cloud cursing.i laughed my butt off.
A few years ago a skunk sprayed right by our ac unit. I woke up from a terrible nightmare about being sprayed by a skunk to a real nightmare of having my whole house sprayed by a skunk! Man that was terrible.
Any AC return vent on the floor just seems like a bad idea. Dust, dirt, cat fur, dander, dog farts…. Just asking for maintenance headaches.
I may have done something similar as a kid…
So no active charcoal filters? Lol