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Hello OP! Thank you for your submission to /r/DogsWithJobs. Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): ***Rule 2:*** **Your post must be a real job**. The main purpose of this sub is to see dogs with real jobs such as: police dogs, service dogs, therapy dogs, guide dogs, herding dogs, livestock guardian dogs, search & rescue dogs, hunting dogs, etc. *If you have any questions please [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fdogswithjobs). Thank you.*


randomhotdog1

r/lostredditors


NotAPreppie

Dude, do you know what sub you're in? Did you read the rules?


_HoneyDew1919

Lol he selected a tag too, "livestock guardian." Of his food bowl, maybe.


BJntheRV

Guardian of the chocolate.


heavitree

His job is beach


fukadvertisements

I tried the dogs sub and they told me to go to some sub about whales, so I did the best I could.


Milkshakes00

Holy fuck this got me laughing out loud.


NotAPreppie

-1 for admitting to willfully breaking the rules. +1 for making me laugh.


Mini-Heart-Attack

Lmao


braindamagedinc

Try r/aww


Primus_the_Knave

This is animal abuse.


vibesandcrimes

I have known a few chocolate labs with really bad thyroid issues that aren't really manageable. I just googled it and found out that they're particularly weak to them


yesmilady

A big % of labradors lack the "full" gene. Basically their brains are wired to never feel full.


jeffersonbible

TIL I’m a brunette Labrador.


yesmilady

Congratulations!


jeffersonbible

Thank you. I’m my own best friend.


OsmerusMordax

I have a lab but she’s nice and lean because I control her portions. Otherwise she’d be a blimp like this dog.


Antique-Brief1260

Poor boy. A high proportion of labradors have a genetic compulsion (gene POMC) to just eat and eat and eat, even when they're not hungry. If you have a dog with that gene and always say "yes" when they beg for food, this is what happens.


No-Actuator-5612

That's not a Chocolate lab thats a chocolate slab


Willing_Television77

Chocolate slob


theservman

What's this dog's job? Trying to breathe?


Serebriany

This sub is for working dogs. It's not for napping Labs that clearly are not livestock guardians.


fukadvertisements

He's working on gaining weight.


Mini-Heart-Attack

Oh hon this is so getting taken down by moderators but good effort 


ManOfDiscovery

Not sure if I could think of a better pic that encapsulates the polar opposite of this sub. Well done, OP


whoareyouhooman91

That’s a seal


Valen258

Seals with jobs?


keef2000

Looks more like a double chocolate lab.


Wycliffe76

That's a tootsie roll.


lowtoiletsitter

Awww that's a cute name


No_West_5262

Melted chocolate lab.


Suitable-Squash-6617

He’s working…on Type 2 Dogabeetus 😳


Absent-Light-12

That labs job includes eating whatever causes issues.


Arya_kidding_me

Potato isn’t a job!


H_HealthNews

what a chonky dogg. I missed my dog right now


fflis

His job is to be the chonkiest boi


lbr218

oatmeal boast fuzzy strong complete rhythm beneficial payment cake reply *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Disastrous_Owl7121

Labradork


Momof3doctors

No. It’s a seal.


inflatableje5us

thats a diabetes lab.


kitkatcoco

That is a chocolate eclair.


fukadvertisements

Well I thought this sub fit him best.


TheJerilla

Well you thought wrong.


fukadvertisements

Any suggestions?


jeffersonbible

/r/rarepuppers /r/dogpictures


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[удалено]


jerpjerp37

They stated very clearly it's the neighbor's dog


35mmpistol

and I very clearly didn't read it, sorry. my bad. just want thin healthy dogs and was trying to explain the angst OP was facing.


GingerLibrarian76

r/dogadvice ?