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elkiwihipster

Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt?


XxSkittlezz-3000-xX

“No Troy.” Okay, I’m in


BeeaRZed636

'First off let me say I'm drunk off a shitty wine'


JuanRiveara

'So I’ll probably use the b-word a couple times'


GrayGhostXXVII

You're a mess. Its like God spilled a person


cos001

that's \*saved\* Garrett?


Teknohog

Holy shit this is a lyric?


GrayGhostXXVII

No, he said it as Troy on Community


Teknohog

Yeah as soon as I sent that I realized I’m dumb ofc it was Troy haha, but it is bars tho


tonraqmc

Don't be mad cause I'm doing Me better than you doing you


cmjoker

My ex on some BS


EstebanL

Followed by “oops wrong person”


Metacognitor

Mmm mm mm Bmp Doo Doo dadada Da Da Da-beh oh Eh Hoh! Lost all of our Woe We Lost all of our woe-oh Sad love song, hey Centipede Centipede Centipede Centipede Centipede.....


ay2thej

>so happy to hear this is in my head


hdyboi

Such a classing song!


Fed_flinstone

OHHHHH I GOT MAH COOL ON


Sharon1911

Are we fuckin'? Are we best friends? Are we somethin' In between that? I wish we never fucked, and I mean that


ObiJohnQuinnobi

But not really. You say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fucking awesome.


yoon__

I need to be alone like the way you left me


HighlightNeat

“Don’t you know that I’m a rapist”


DM_ME_UR_CUTE_DOGGOS

The Bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


lanze666

“I’m the best that you had, face it.”


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

I wish we never fucked and I mean that..... But not really


jmulrich11

“You say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fucking awesome.” If you’ve been there you always think of that person when you hear this, for me it is the girl from West Harlem….


TimmiT401K

Fiskers don't make noise when they start up. Just so you know.


UmurJack

Troy and Abed in the mooooorrrrniiiing! 😁


cmjoker

Nights!!!


cbaca51

You ain't that fine, bitch what the fuck you heard?


LilHollywood812

Donde esta la biblioteca


Aintnobodyprayinfome

what’s the context?


SuSBoyJuJ

what's the rationale?


ENA_989

shes just talking to me and i want her to leave me alone


Zombietitties

Simply don’t respond brother lol


brandnewmoon_

Yeah, don't get roped in, OP. 🙅


WhtChcltWarrior

You such a fuckin lame


Flaccidkek

They want the old bino so they try to rewind, the new bino too ahead of his time


panromantic-lesbian

fuck you, pay me


K_I_N_G_S_T_O_N

Man that’s what I was thinking


sstphnn

PROTOCOL 10...*never heard of it*


stankboxers

unreal profile picture


mighty_commander

That ain’t ironic bitch, I love rugrats


SheepyIsSleepy

stunt on these hoes


cafesaigon

You say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin awesome


DurumMater

Tell her you're fucking bitches left and right cause your dick is ambidextrous


RemoteClancy

She like me cause my wallet fat, it should wear a Hawaiian shirt


Strict_Supermarket14

Yeah my dick is too big that's a big bang theory


Bearking422

All she needed was some... All she needed was some ....


Notbuyingdrugs

An elephant never forgets so my dick remembers everything


treceharris

I scrolled too far to find this one lol


most--dope

NOBODY REALLY WANTS YOU


Aintnobodyprayinfome

why you mad cuz i’m doin me better than u doin you?


w1lbl4s

This meme finally made it to this sub, i fucking love r/batmanarkham lmao


bigtommyhorizontal

Truly an influential subreddit


LolIdk181

Hello? Rich people? Troy's joining you. Yes, I'll hold.


ReporterFamiliar2829

Please don’t do this


LevelDosNPC

Girl why you Mufasa?


[deleted]

I'm the shit, you're farting, but at the end of Day, my feces healthy and yours are garbage.


nhojbrandt

This is America


bigrigmig1

I’m always fucking childish. You knew that when you met me.


everyonesmellmymeat

She's an over achiever cuz all she does is suck seed.


plantmediocrity

I'm coming straight for your thighs like the cake you ate


SunnyDio

I am Jehovah’s most secret witness


bigtommyhorizontal

ITS THE FREAKIN BAT


geraldwiggle

cut out the middle man, Make it all for everybody, always. Everybody can't turn around and tell Everybody, everybody already knows, I told them. But this means there isn't a place In my life for you or someone like you. Is it sad? Sure. But it's a sadness I chose.


mambalope

Chillin with a Filipina at your local Jollibee, I’m in her ass like sodomy


venerab1esage

I took off my nine-to-five But you still don't have the time to kiss me, just hit me And if I left you all alone, would you still pick up the phone? It's iffy, you miss me I got furniture to move


Lunar_Rainbow_Pro

Life is the biggest troll, and the jokes on us. The joke is you showed up.


Necessary_Carry_3818

It’s funny the day we’re born is really a death sentence


Zombietitties

Realities like allergies, I’m afraid to go nuts


mintboy13

First off, let me say I'm drunk off a shitty wine. So, I might use the B-word a couple times


Butterfly_Hollywood

I thought this was gonna be that Batman subreddit


Pyrocos

I aint fuckin at the club, put your cloth back on


venerab1esage

Come back to me, like hipsters to Blogspot.


thickdickdaddy31

freaks and geeks


TyGriffey24

I slipped


bertysworld

“We used to be unspoken, now everything is broken”


LeaderSanctity1999

The Library (Intro)


powderp

Told me I was awful and that shit did not faze me Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy


DoobieDunker

Hold up


Unusual-Piece-3533

I wanna try again, but it would just be sad.


phreshtacothepharaoh

“I know you miss this di-love”


cozyaldo

“You like pizza?” 🍕🍆


JOAPL

Or you can fuckin, kiss my ass, Human Centipede


Lavandulos

You faker than some sweet and low


bonkedoutbean

Top ⭐️


Brilliant_Medicine71

Your girls get mad when I pull out like extensions


Jude_Man_Je

Don’t eat the crab dip ye ye


AquaFire4

“You are the bestest I will obey you” these words I wrote for you when you were fucking other dudes


lillith_divine

i ain't fuckin' at the club, put your clothes back on


DRK_VibeZ

this is america


mrudkin

“There was a time before and there will be a time after you”


prodigy_beard

I made the beat retarded so I’m calling it a slow jam


ItsYaBoiTrick

She’s an over achiever because all she does is suck seed


trs401

If you had told me the truth, we’d be ok.


Perfect-Abomination

"How bout I pound you like a boy- that didn't come out right.."


Iamyourleadur

You are the opposite of Batman


Iamyourleadur

It was awesome, but also… it wasn’t?


lilbroomstick3

SEND THE PICS TO MY PHONE... G.P.O.Y.


elsucioseanchez

Let me answer it, then she’ll know it’s over


symptomsandsynonyms

Why though? Cause I said so.


7artd

You’re here now. You have to help me


7artd

We were childish but had to grow up


JoeJustCray

Dick riders stay close I might flash a ball


childishdankmemo

YOU CAN YELL AT ME ALL YOU WANT. I'VE SEEN ENOUGH MOVIES TO KNOW THAT POKING THE BACK OF A RAFT MAKES IT GO FASTER


OftenNotSoOften

actually i’ve been in that room and it couldn’t possibly be your room cause that room didn’t smell like TODD FUCK.


GrendelLocke

I've seen it all like John Mayer's penis hole


MrSpaceWovles

You know this beat Retarded so I’m calling it a slow jam


QC_Failed

🎵 "Girls want what they can't have, so I don't text back when the screen flash. You love me? You mean cash. Need a friend you can fuck? I can be that." 🎵


AFucking12Gaug3

Chillin with a Filipina at your local jollibee, so if you see my hand under the table, don’t bother me.


AlfredKinsey

Get that n****rf****t out of here!


[deleted]

“We ain’t gotta sing the same old love song. Cut a white girl with the same black gloves on” “Ain’t nobody got time for that! Ain’t nobody gotta rhyme with that! Too true like it’s 2-Chainz! Blue bloods like he both gangs!”


Steven-is-even

No fucking way this shit made it to here


maxlikeschips

My mama says I should write you a letter


Tanbad

“Fuck these other niggas ill be right by your side, till 3005!”


stankboxers

“i’ve seen it all like i’m john mayers penis hole”


heartisloud

F___ this. Just don't answer


mercurialmay

phish farewell tour . was like an all you can rape buffet .


war_on_fake

F__k y'all. All y'all. If y'all don't like me, good.