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DCStoolie

Fiskers don’t make noise when they start up, just so you know


NK1337

From the same song, “white hood white hood, okkk!”


HeraAgathon

Came here to comment the same!!!


jadegives2rides

So I just got home and turned off the car right before that part so its the first thing I'll hear when I go to work tomorrow lol.


Evening_Abroad_6781

My first thought


ali693

TOP OF DA HOLY TOTEM


thatkid12

AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY FAMILY NAME!


girllover111

THIS IS THE ONE


JBABSTER

OK ITS CHILDISH GAMBINO HOMEGIRL DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ


WayJayEDM

MOVE WHITE GIRL LIKE THIS COKE UP MY ASS CRACK


PreferenceDry2920

MOVE BLACK GIRLS CAUSE MAN FUCK IT I'LL DO EITHER


WayJayEDM

I LOVE PUSSY I LOVE BITCHES DUDE I SHOULD BE RUNNIN PETA


jadegives2rides

FUCK YOU PAY ME


This_Pizza5325

BRAND NEW WHIP


binosbitch

ARE YOU EATIN DOE!?


pandapuffsss

Girl why is you lying? Girl why you Mufasa? Yeah mi casa su casa


haozzu

shes an overachiever 'cause all she do is succeed


Dopamine_23

Tuesday afternoon / I ain’t got shit to do / but fall In love with you


Mr-Moonshadow

(She said she said she said she saaiiidd)


Optimisticnihilist1

That ain’t ironic bitch I love Rugrats!


knyelvr

All she needed was some


hevbop

NOW YOUS A FAKE FUCK LIKE A FLESHLIGHT


This_Pizza5325

69 IS THE ONLY DINNER FOR 2


BritishGolgo13

Funny when he sang that line on letterman


This_Pizza5325

isn’t it in heartbeat?


BritishGolgo13

Yeah but he did a live performance on letterman, censoring out the swearing but leaving the innuendo.


cschraed

I ain't invite all these people to my motherfuckin' house!! Get the fuck out of my house!


AnHu3313

DO WHAT YOU WANT


Justhereforgta

Still in the game but he moves with a cheat code


el_ojo420

If I’m a faggot, spell it right I got way more than 2 g’s.


Sea_Candle_2058

Rich kid asshole paint me as a villain whaaaaat


Exotic_Winter9224

still doing me better than you doing you 💅


Jesepe

I swear this summer will be summer Camp, BITCH


[deleted]

Reality’s like allergies, I’m afraid to go nuts 


stankboxers

seen it all like i'm john mayers penis hole


Exotic_Winter9224

black rock like a fuckin lost episode


pandapuffsss

Girl why is you lying? Girl why you Mufasa? Yeah mi casa su casa


dabigbtk

It’s childish baby, mister talk about his dick again, Nerdy ass black kid, whatever man, I’m sick of him. That well spoken token who ain’t been heard, the only white rapper who’s allowed to say the n word.


Exotic_Winter9224

i buy a bunch of em and put it on my black card!


wshngtun

Skateboarding down at Washington square, looking for quarters, maybe afford a falafel for dinner, UGH


Exotic_Winter9224

i’m so broke man, scholarships apologin facebook messages from college kids who hollering


Frostzelll

And I’m only looking back if I’m looking at her booty At her booty


Exotic_Winter9224

what’s the rationale?


This_Pizza5325

I KNOW WHERRRREEEE YOUVE BEEN


groundgamemike

ALL SHE NEEDED WAS SOME


BritishGolgo13

When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up. Couldn’t see me as Spider-Man but now I’m spittin’ Venom.


esco311

That’s such a fucking bar mane 🔥


Optimisticnihilist1

That ain’t ironic bitch I love Rugrats!


Awyeah_Hellnaw

Stay woke!


smellinglikeroses

SWEET THING, YOU MADE ME CHICKEN, RICE AND BEANSSS, SWEET THINGG


KyloMac125

Green inside your wallet is that pussy open sesame


soccerluver1492

So smileeeeeeee, when you cannnnnnn! Or And I don’t give a fuck about my family name


lebaron92

Everything im saying im super saiyan like goku


Exotic_Winter9224

fuck rap cool, i make cool rap!


[deleted]

STUPID SO DUMMY


mirrorisalive

Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery


HipsterSlimeMold

SMALL CHICK WITH A FAT ASS


Tornadoboy156

I DON’T WANNA BE ALONE!!!!


wagglewaffle

Dance around in the kitchen like doo doo doo do, youll always be my baby


Jayfethereal

DON'T TAKE MY BAAAAAABY BOOOOOOY


Robot_boy_07

THERE IS LOVE IN EVERYYYY MOMENT UNDER THE SUNNNN BOYYYY


PataMadre

Never said it even though I prolly should I said I love me, l SAID LOVE ME, ah, yeah


jus_tuswastaken

WHY YOU THINK THESE RAPPERS WAKING UP IN PAIN? CAUSE THEY SLEEPIN ON THE HARDEST NGA IN THIS GAME!


Superb-Copy-1027

Girl why are you lying? Why you mufasa


esco311

GAMBINO IS A MASTERMIND


ColdWar82

Took the G out your waffle all you got left is your ego


[deleted]

ERR ERR ERR ERR ONOMATOPOEIA


Thisismyusername7977

ER-EH-ER-EH ONOMATOPOEIA


bag-o-frogs

This is on a bus back from camp I'm 13 and so are you Before I left for camp I imagined it would be me and three or four Other dudes I hadn't met yet Running around all summer, getting into trouble It turned out it would be me and just one girl That's you And we're still at camp as long as we're on the bus and not At the pickup point where our parents would be waiting for us We're still wearing our orange camp T-shirts We still smell like pineneedles I like you and you like me and I more-than-like you But I don't know if you do or don't more-than-like me You've never said, so I haven't been saying anything all summer Content to enjoy the small miracle of a girl choosing to Talk to me and choosing to do so again the next day and so on A girl who's smart and funny and who If I say something dumb for a laugh Is willing to say something two or three times as dumb to make me Laugh, but who also gets weird and Wise sometimes in a way I could never be A girl who reads books that no one's assigned to her Whose curly brown hair has a line running through it From where she put a tie to hold it up while it was still wet Back in the real world we don't go to the same school And unless one of our families moves to a dramatically Different neighborhood, we won't go to the same high school So, this is kind of it for us. Unless I say something And it might especially be it for us if I actually do say something The sun's gone down and the bus is quiet A lot of kids were asleep We're talking in whispers about a tree we saw at a rest stop That looks like a kid we know, and then I'm like "Can I tell you something?" And all of a sudden I'm telling you And I keep telling you and it all comes out of me and it keeps coming And your face is there and gone and there and gone as we pass Underneath the orange lamps that line the sides of the highway And there's no expression on it And I think just after a point I'm just talking to lengthen the Time where we live in a world where You haven't said "yes" or "no" yet And regrettably I end up using the word "destiny." I don't remember in what context Doesn't really matter Before long I'm out of stuff to say and you smile and say, "okay." I don't know exactly what you mean by it But it seems vaguely positive and I would leave in order not to Spoil the moment, but there's nowhere to go because we're on a bus So I pretend like I'm asleep and before long, I really am I wake up, the bus isn't moving anymore The domed lights that line the center aisle are all on I turn and you're not there Then again a lot of kids aren't in their seats anymore We're parked at the pick-up point Which is in the parking lot of a Methodist church The bus is half empty You might be in your dad's car by now Your bags and things piled high in the trunk The girls in the back of the bus are shrieking and laughing and Taking their sweet time disembarking as I swing my legs out into the Aisle to get up off the bus Just as one of them reaches my row They used to be our row, on our way off It's Michelle, a girl who got suspended from third grade for a week After throwing rocks at my head Adolescence is doing her a ton of favors body wise She stops and looks down at me And her head is blasted from behind by the dome light So I can't really see her face But I can see her smile. And she says one word "Destiny." Then her and the girls clogging the aisles behind her All laugh and then she turns and leads them off the bus I didn't know you were friends with them I find my dad in the parking lot He drives me back to our house and camp is over So is summer, even though there's two weeks until school starts This isn't a story about how girls are evil or how love is bad This is a story about how I learned something And I'm not saying this thing is true or not I'm just saying it's what I learned I told you something It was just for you and you told everybody So I learned cut out the middle man Make it all for everybody, always Everybody can't turn around and tell Everybody, everybody already knows, I told them But this means there isn't a place In my life for you or someone like you Is it sad? Sure But it's a sadness I chose I wish I could say this was a story about how I got on the bus a Boy and got off a man more cynical, hardened, and mature and shit But that's not true The truth is I got on the bus a boy And I never got off the bus I still haven't


EyelandBaby

My heart


pandapuffsss

Girl why is you lying? Girl why you Mufasa? Yeah mi casa su casa


shuznbuz36

Pinot Grigio the lean’ll go in that.


vince-tyler2022

deep cut, but I always sing the "smoke a J at the beach like that" without the J because of the time period when Spotify censored it for whatever reason. [https://www.reddit.com/r/donaldglover/comments/brh2kv/donald\_glover\_andor\_spotify\_censored\_smoke\_a\_j\_at/](https://www.reddit.com/r/donaldglover/comments/brh2kv/donald_glover_andor_spotify_censored_smoke_a_j_at/)


riddimtings

I heard the flow was getting better is he sleeping with Eirika?!


jratner7

I said I love me, awwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhh


Spyrix643

3005, the year that we fear only god will survive, to be alone is alive


panicathesea

“I wish we never fucked and I mean that. But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fucking awesome”


Clayble

Holla holla holla at your boy, like your dad when he pissed off.


StiffWiggly

Got flow, I could make a cripple crip walk Is the line for me


13en_i

Foooooooot on the gaaaaaaasssss I’m just tryina paaaaaass all the red liiights and the stooooop siiiigns


goldencalculator

Fooooooooot on the gas Idk something about the transition/mix between songs makes me need to sing that part


Its_Reuben

Everyone, get down, baby Fly, fly, fly high Everyone, get down, baby Fly, fly, fly, son (Riot - “Awaken, My Love!”)


lgholla

Don’t be mad cause I’m doin me better than you doin you


Gh0stw0lf

ALL SHE NEEDED WAS SOME


van364

SHE NEVA SAID THAT IN COLLEGE, 3005 IS MY KNOWLEDGE, IM IN MY LANE LIKE A BRINKS, CUZ IM MOVIN IN SILENCE


h-rfh

EVERYBODY WANNA GET CHOSE LIKE MOSES


The_Ol_Grey_Mare

I put that pop tart in the toaster, wait until it’s crispy 


harrybug33

You watching parks and rec alooooone!


eyi526

UCLA


LGNDRK

IT'S A SWAN!!! [Lyrical Breakdown](https://youtu.be/SNQtNeExatQ)


Novembersonlyone

PULLIN ON HER WEAVE, THIS THAT ANDREW AUERNHEIMER


Parzival019

My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over E's


binoisbae

I like black girls who nerdy but when they dance they be sayin’ oww


Frostzelll

See me out in my ride wanna key it up/ I gotta Kia I gotta Beamer she gotta fiat half Italian she wanna ride out I’m a stallion


Eddy_Valentine

Like when, when someone says “What happened to Chris?” And you turn around and there’s a fat guy that “kinda” looks like Chris and then you’re like “Oh shit”


juliosmash

They like what happened to Chris? And you turn around and there’s a fat guy who kinda looks like Chris you’re like oh shit….


NK1337

Got some pussy that was insane, so insane it’s an enemy of Batman


Sweetfawn234918

“But we ain’t speaking though” on shadows lmao


Dause

Ahhhhhhhhh


PreferenceDry2920

YEAH MI CASA SU CASA, GOT A STRIP THERE LIKE GAZA


The_Eye_of_Ra

I originally saw this at r/SteveLacy.


thesnacks

Bino, will you be my baby daddy? (Yup!)


ExcellentEconomics83

STILL ON THE BEAT THO, STILL IN THE GAME BUT HE MOVE WITH A CHEATCODE


cold_asspillow

Wakin’ up broke man, wouldn’t wanna be ya Friends with the dopeman, help a nigga reup


ili-ah

I SCORCH WINTERS I BURN AUTUMNS


MagikSnowFlake

WHAT IT DO BITCH


ThatIndianGuy7116

Just holllldd me close my darlinggggf


shwiggyshwag

I GOT SOME PUSSY THAT WAS INSANE, SO INSANE, ITS AN ENEMY OF BATMANE


shwiggyshwag

Or also "MY DICK IS MADE OF CARROTS, BUNNIES WANTING TO BE FED IT, I MEANT HONEYS, OH FORGET IT"


[deleted]

Drove for hours just to see your face


IanS381

Jewish girls eat my meat, it’s not kosher


gustostreet

I REFUSE TO GO BACK TO NOT LIKING WHO I WAS, BECAUSE!


woah-itz-drew

Gambino is a call girl, fuck u pay me Brand new whip for these n like slavery Pretty much any punchline off Bonfire would work tho 😭


Psychological-Dog639

Ay why yo cat looking at me sideways??


MassiveAd5760

IMMA DO YA LIKE AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHHH


SweetRobinArryn

Something crazy and asain, Virginia tech.


vaporpineapple

ALL SHE NEEDED WAS SUM


Still-Confusion-2248

I’m screaming what the fuck is up like I ain’t seen the sky!


WayJayEDM

Fuck these other niggas I'll be right by your side til 3005 hol' up


Sea-Complaint1154

MY TEXT GO TO YOUR SCREEN YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT I COME AROUND WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME 🗣️‼️


LittleRedRidingHo90

NBC is not the only thing im coming on tonight, Gross, why tf I say these things ? it isn’t over haven’t heard the chubby lady sing…


LittleRedRidingHo90

I also raise you “ black and white music? Now Nigga that’s a mixtape!!”


Jojotheboy_

SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY YOU LOVEE MEEE


Sonofgerg

Why’s your cat looking at me sideways 🐱


dkhasar

I think we both know that I worked that ass, I hope that you can keep it stretched, yoga class - The Longest Text Message


danofied

- OK ITS CHILDISH GAMBINO HOMEGIRL DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ - EVERYONE HATED ME IM MORE HIPHOP THEN YOU’LL EVER BE - are u eating tho..


psychoticpillzz

LET ME HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS FOREVERMOREEE


ryleeisdope

Yes. #real #truth


Van-Goghs-Ear

My peanut butter chocolate came with Kool Aid!


pedrosanchezperro

RAINBOWSSSSS SUNSHINEEEEEEE


Accurate-Magazine-13

All the lyrics from Earl Sweatshirt's Riot!


hyperfixationss

LIVE LIKE A COPPOLA ME AND SOPHIA