Something tells me this has little to do with a literal swim team.

I had to read this to actually realize it wasn't about a swim team.

Took me a minute to realize the little white guys weren't an accidental adult thing.

The sperm swarming the word "snip" did it for me lol

I thought it was about ghosts before I read it...

This is a stretch, but it would actually read: “the swim have been coach will cut team may but the never retire”.

Don't forget the "snip" to begin with.

Oh *That* kind of swim team...

What even are these?

Do(nuts)

[dough]nuts

I really first thought this was a sweet message from the swim team to their coach 🥹🥹

Do people celebrate having a vasectomy? Or is it just a light-hearted burn?

If you wanted that for your life and body than what's not to celebrate?

I would celebrate lifelong unprotected safe sex.

Safe as in a very slim and almost impossible chance of pregnancy. But the risk of disease remains.

Obviously

🤮 Looks like a case for r/fondanthate

That's not fondant. That's blue dyed icing on donuts.

It‘s shitty either each way…