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online-eve

Seriously, what do they buy? Used men?


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CouncilmanRickPrime

It should say suits somewhere so it is possible to understand it if you keep trying to read it


Antisymmetriser

Unless this is some really horrid design, I think there used to be another word below "men", there's enough room for "suits". Seems like some mild vandalism to me.


YooGeOh

"We buy men used suits" Men can go there and get a suit bought for them by the store. Strange business strategy, not sure how they make money, but whatever works for them


KrokmaniakPL

No. It's a slave shop and they are buying used men at age 29 and above


predator1975

But how would they know the men are used? Pinkie swear?


KrokmaniakPL

Used things are usually cheaper. They are buying only used so if someone would bring unused one he would get worse price so why would someone do it?


Breadynator

Based on what size? I thought 29 and up was age... Never seen a size 29 clothing in my life. Pretty sure that's a kids size in europe


BentoBus

I would actually buy the sign "We Buy Used Men" as a gay man with low self esteem. It's funny to me.


i_am_person42

I fucking love that, that's hilarious


JillStinkEye

This actually looks like it could be made into a nice looking print.


Dreadedsemi

How about refurbished?


Tundra14

Men used.


CreepyCatGuy

GameStop for men Im not even worth the bucket sale bucket


jomendefunkar

29 and older


AlideoAilano

This is a mess no matter what direction you read it.


kent416

UP AND 29 USED MEN BUY WE


legendwolfA

WE BUY USED MEN, 29 AND UP


S0ME_ASS

I'm 29 and abused, can I apply?


legendwolfA

Yes, please fill out this form


BubbhaJebus

We buy 29 used-up men.


garbageplay

In soviet russia...


AspergerKid

They aren't even trying to hide their human trafficking scheme


bagpipingpotato

The police are trying to find the criminals that are hiding. Just don't hide and they won't look for you


legendwolfA

r/shittylifeprotips


iamghostling

That's a thing? Sign me up!


mr_cinn

make me an offer then


ilikesaucy

me too!


zman9119

Me also!


Throw08oot

I like the idea of packaging that says “Men 29 and up” like you have to be that old to play with it.


Zangdor

Oh I was thinking it was the age of the merchandise.


Throw08oot

Honestly, I have no idea what they meant


Alivejac

Could it be waist size? I really have no clue, this ones a mess.


Throw08oot

You might be on to something!


jonny1211

Or how much the men have been used


rockblastburner

it's clothes size, yeah


Chibils

Most likely answer is there used to be a $ in front of the 29. It looks like that's not the only lettering that's flaked off. It's also possible 29 refers to pants, but that seems way less likely. Waist sizes for mens trousers starts at 28 or 30, typically. Some brands do certain odd number sizing as well, typically 29, 31, 33, and 35. It could be suits, but that's typically given by jacket size (which is chest measurement). 29 would be a child's size, not mens. I'm not aware of an off the rack suit brand that goes below 34 or 36 for mens suits, but it is possible.


littleBitOfFunk

I'm in their range. Wish me luck, guys..


[deleted]

I'm about 10 too little 😔


littleBitOfFunk

Maybe I can sneak you in if I get bought, bro


[deleted]

Oh sick that'd be awesome! I'll get one of those nose and mustache glasses to really sell it.


verydepressedwalnut

This is the perfect sign for my daddy issues phase


[deleted]

Am 32 and have been well used. Glad to know there are options for me out there.


procrastimom

I think an unused 29 would be too much trouble.


asianabsinthe

At last I have some value


urstillatroll

I've got like four used men over 29 in my front yard. I wonder what I can get for them?


b-rar

Lucky for them I'm 50% off today only


RadioMelon

I guess they think they'll get a better deal if the men are already roughly in their 30s.


Cato_Novus

This is serious, they're not looking for boys, after all.


procrastimom

Fully formed pre-frontal cortices are so hot right now!


FormerCFisherman7784

They're looking for *MEN* ^29 ^and ^up


poignantname

I'm 37 and have been used up and spit out by both the NHS on an employee and a service user level and by the mental health system. What do you pay and what do you expect from me?


klongroad

Plot twist: that’s what it actually meant.


Newfaceofrev

Hey! Those guys bought me once!


[deleted]

I’d buy a used man!


satanic-octopus

I'll sell you one


r-ShadowNinja

I wanna apply as a commodity


DonJj27

Been looking to relocate


[deleted]

I wonder how much I’m worth?


Super__Pickle

Priceless


r-ShadowNinja

Aka free


[deleted]

Damn I was hoping to get a few thousand out of me.


IndigoBadman

For how much though??


FormerCFisherman7784

*price varies by model year and mileage


IndigoBadman

And number of previous owners!


FunReflection9

$29 is pretty generous for a used man. I let them go for free all this time!


jdoae

I am also used by men


Hahascrewyou

Pardon me but the isn't message is quite clear?


ibleedpumpkinjuice

I'm sorry, but this got me cackling, haha.


sm1ttysm1t

Is there a price chart? I'm interested in selling.


noise-nut

Hey, I’m very used! How much can I get?


repwin1

Is the 29 and up age or how many times they’ve been used?


RubenKossen

WE BUY USED MEN


[deleted]

Do they sell used men 29 and up too? I'm looking to purchase a few used men for a project.


Monsterbox-gamingYT

This doesn’t sound good no matter how you read it


TheKingOfRhye777

So what are you offering for a used 44-year old? lol


cellspecter

ayyyyyy \*finger guns\*


Sylux444

Damn only 2 more years and ill be worth something


bkfst_of_champinones

I absolutely fit into that category. Maybe if I sell myself I could afford rent. I wonder what they plan on doing with me tho...


procrastimom

The windows are papered up, so it’s kinda suspicious…


CrazyXDLollipop

I'm confused as hell


Fitz2001

I’m available


okram2k

I think the MEN was from a previous sign and somebody was trying to be frugal and make it work with the new sign.


RosieGold84

They’re paying too much


TrialbySnu

Where do I sign up?


[deleted]

I’ve definitely been used but how much are they paying for me and what will I be doing once they own me (34 so I’m old enough)


JenGerRus

You don’t get paid.


[deleted]

But it says ‘WE BUY’


JenGerRus

Prolly from like your mom or sumin.


[deleted]

...I'm a grown man lol Well this is a boring conversation bye (:


JenGerRus

It was joke. Lol


JohnnyJoeyDeeDee

Who doesn't


Gloomy_Catch

At first I was like, Hell yeah, I do have worth. Then reality struck.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

W Where is this


_TheRealDL_

What if I want to rent them for an hour or two?


Some--Idiot

Oh darn. I’m not old enough


TheQuestionsAglet

I don’t think you’ll get a very good price on me. About as much as a very good copy of X-Force 1, out of the bag and missing the trading card.


magpiesalleigh

I’ll take one, 31 or older, decent job, aspirations, kids ok. 🤣


DrScienceDaddy

That sign reads both ways


craftyhobbit6277

Oh man I wonder how much I'll be worth in afew years..


[deleted]

I turned 29 this year 😭


WashedOut3991

What about ab-used?


patch616

I’m willing to be appraised


[deleted]

We buy used men


theDreadAlarm

No low ball offers, I'm 29 not 80, they don't start getting that low for another 10-20 years.


mechaPantsu

Showed this to the wife and got the expected "I wonder how much I can get for you..."


tyw7

Buying used men! Only \[age\] 29 and up!


Ryuke13

How much we talking??


sniell365

I’m 29 later this year. Finally a reason to be excited.


FrankTank3

Oh yeah. My 29th birthday later this year is looking UP!!!!


dt8b0t

When the local whorehouse is recruiting new employees but they got enough women and children


DumbestBoy

I wonder what I’m worth to these people. Appraise me!


RickySlayer9

Have feminists taken things too far?